Curb Your Enthusiasm - Pants Scene

[warmonster86]

I love it when girls dont wanna be wrong...even if they have no proof theyll deny the truth to make their story right

[trickmastermonkey]

this whole show is my source

[Multi20001000]

It was your fucking dick

[comprehensiveboy]

I actually have erectile dysfunction and a good pair of baggy pants can come in handy at times, up a point, to coin a phrase. They'll only get you so far with a chick.

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

This scene is good, but I think it would have been funnier with a few added dialogue lines. "How do YOU know something was hard in there? Did you touch it? Did you feel around and get a good grasp? NO YOU DIDN'T, SO HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW? YOU DON'T KNOW? I DO! WHAT AM I MAKING THIS UP? AM I GUESSING THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ERECTION?  NO! SEE... YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GUESSING, MORON!

[epicmonkee]

@Johnnyblazedanketch Those....Those are actually great lines. Well done sir.

[j00ztube]

"are you crazy?" lol... she's very crazy.

[TUBESTEAKNIG]

Boner pants!!! y u do dis?!!

[bluewhale18]

she's just pissed off that she's not a source!!

[kenanhoss]

"THERE WAS SOMETHING HARD IN THERE AND IT WAS YOUR FUCKING DICK!" LMAO

[xx200010]

3 people do not know meaning of the definition of being horny and should just fuck off

[njskiinglegend]

HAHA Sophia Lauren

[CinemaNaufrage]

i used to wear baggy pants and i HATED the bunch ups,,, i was worried about the exact same thing, and my friends even thought i had a woody once or twice

[LakerGold24]

I KNOW MY SOURCES!

[bluedragonfive]

Ever notice how cheryl was the cause of most problems in the earlyer seasons,this one especially,I mean cheryl is smart enoght to know inviting her over would spark an argument,why would she bring it up.Well hilarious arguments need to start somewhere I supose.

[XiaoPow]

Women have an easy time not having to worry about this sort of thing.

[anasosa01]

@XiaoPow ya but we have to give birth

[theonlyred4]

I've never once in my life owned a pair of pants or shorts that didn't do this.

[SlipkPie]

Whooaa...why HELLO THERE, Youtube misogyny. How's it goin?

[kamikrazi123]

fat bitch shouldn't flatter herself geez fuck she needs to stfu.

[erika2012vsu]

5 inch bunch up! hahahaha

[Richyhello]

lol "Are you crazy!?"

[solcion1]

Ugly girl lol

[wow183]

Don't flatter yourself honey.

[MrTuesbigpac]

if it happened i would give you credit for it. amazing!

[South817side]

it was your fucking dick lol

[MrBlueBerry4201]

wish hines would grabmy tent:)

[TheAqui1a]

People think my trousers bunch up like that, but I constantly have an erection.

[QuackyBear]

Fat bitch!

[SandrineSoprano]

I know the Source! I know the source, too!!... I know my sources....

[jazzmacjazz]

this is the very first episode...season 1 eps 1.

[comedyman112]

could some1 please tell me the season and the episode ?

[Aphasia17]

lol that bitch is so adamant about wanting LD to have gotten a woody over her fat jowls

[eldadmi]

she should take it as a compliment!

[ukstevey]

this clip tilts me because why didnt he just grab the material in the same way after she touched him in the cinema

[ukstevey]

lol how does he come up witht his stuff

[Rey1290]

@ukstevey

Most likely because he had a similar situation in his lifetime. He just escalates it in the show. Most of the ideas he has are based on past experiences, that's why we find them funny because we can relate to them.

[queenastilon]

Ok, it's a new one on me, another difference between American English and English English. I've never heard something like that being referred to as bunched up. Rumpled up, rucked up.... Tenting, maybe (with or without solid cause).

Here, bunched up means, well, bunched up! It means pressed together, not rising with nothing underneath. EG the fabric of your panties bunching up in a wedgie.

[ImahGoer]

It's bad for him to have a 'bunch-up' but it's OK for her to look at his dick ? Women !!

[MrThesuperboy]

"There was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick" classic line, Cheryl's friend looks so pissed off.

[phillyeagles217]

I hate bunchups

No one EVER beleives you when they happen

[MrSquitwet]

there was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick!

[Chrisaaad]

@MrSquitwet best line of the episode!

[championofcathay]

I would give you credit for it!

[JRilla1879]

GIRLS ARE SEXY WHEN THEY BITCH

[DejectedPanda]

That'd piss me off too. I wouldnt' want that bitch telling everyone I knew I was going around with a hard on when I was innocent of the charges.

[epiphany55]

Cheryl's friend is gorgeous!

[humby123]

I have some cargo shorts that are super comfortable but 'droop' down in the front section slightly below the belt and create some very indiscreet fluffing. I am really conflicted because these are some very comfortable shorts.

[poops1]

damn that bitch really doesnt have much goin on in her social life if shes arguin about whether she gave a guy a boner by rubbin his arm...

bitch

[MrMikko74]

bunch ups happen. Uptite bitch!!!!!!

[preetosaheban]

this is funny.

[ReallyPsilly]

Yeah, I can name sources. Sophia Loren was once a source. I know my sources.

[dantizzle]

if it happened, i would give you credit..

[creampackage]

I used to have pants like that and it always made me conscious if itt looked like I had an erection, so I would always cover it to stop any mis interpretation. Oh man brings back memories.

[Chrisaaad]

There was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick!!!

HAHA

[TheProphiting1]

" look at this, I got a 6 inch bunch up overhear ".......

[kschwarz88]

This is why I wear low rise pants! gets rid of the bunching, but if you have a real boner, that sucks SO HARD

[beertron7]

SOPHIA LAUREN WAS ONCE A SOURCE!!!

[paranoidandroid1995]

they have scene guidelines, not scripts

[DejectedPanda]

You may have ADHD or something. They spent a long time talking about how the show has a detailed story outline but the dialogue is totally improvised.

[TytheWhyteGuy]

first ever episode

[AngryTypingGuy27]

Happens to me all the time.

[DH2020]

sometimes they are mysterious sources hahaha Larry is the best@!

[Volkan2006]

Hilarious :))

[letsgomets07]

hahahaha

[asschurch]

fuck you, seinfeld and curb are way different.

[NoWaiBoss]

yup, curb is funny and seinfeld is not.

[JFiannaca]

amazzzzzzzzzzzing

[seinfan9]

Did you know curb doesn't have a script, just a plot for every scene? All these lines are improv.

Seinfeld is a diff style of comedy because it was intended for friendly viewers, albeit it was risque at times.

[billheartyface]

yeah...except Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny.

[gregmitch]

ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

[wtfirtreee]

"there was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick" hahahaha

[MrMaggoo24]

I told you about these pants!

[312868541]

man i feel so immature i can't help it laugh. damn you Sunday school.

[zyxon]

Ho. Ly. Shit.

[Gumbo550]

We've all been there before.

[psymon208]

There was something hard in there and it was your FUCKING dick! *storms off*

lmao

[weequahicdude30]

This is the first scene of Curb ever, from 2000.

[SavedByTheCarver]

Season one is genius. What's amazing is that the show gets better with each season.

[zakgreene]

I heard that. I'm having bunch-up issues myself right now.

[wjc66]

The woman in that scene named Nancy is Mike Meyers wife in real life.

[cerzule]

"You're a source - she's a source, and you're a source too!"

This show is insanely funny. I couldn't stop laughing when Larry kept ranting about his "sources"!

[Robmyster73]

fukin funny

[moviedude22]

the large chicks kinda saucy! HOT, even. me likey .lol!

[psymon208]

Snagglepuss.  lol

[WKaliber1]

my pants bunch up when i see my sister in thongs if you know what i mean

[Aeonan]

My pants do that 100% of the time.. I hate it.

[smithyrusselhobbs92]

Hehe one of the few monents where Cheryl actually ends up defending Larry.

[Marteh]

haha I know my sources

[xmobster5]

haha

[Celly222]

hilarious!

[iHipHop]

this is about comedy, stop ruining it with your silly responses with caps

[fayviolette]

You hate them cos they 'think they're tough' yet YOU'RE the one threatening women over the fucking internet acting like some big guy??

Yeah ok.

[Lebowsk1]

AlexBrasil you're a mysogynist and anti-semite, fuck off.

[Blarghargh]

well actually, saying that all jews are "coveters" and "lovers of money" does actually make you an anti-semite, you fucking moron.

[Sean945]

lmao yea your a source, shes a source

[lionofthejungle]

Thank you for addressing the issue LD. I used to feel so insecure about the scrunch up because it just looks like your having a boner.

[DVincentW]

This is the first episode & I friggin love it!

Who could make something so funny that most men might have thought about (the pant tent),and never would talk about?

Larry David!

[Mikespyke]

holy shit

she's from All That

[ceerre]

lol^^^

[zaggy111]

i think the uploader got a hard on watching him^^