This was extremely unfunny and so is Dave these days since he's become an Obama shill. He has lots of fun mocking the names Mitt and Newt but not the even weirder Barak, not to mention his middle name Hussein. Dave has been bored doing his show for years and just sticks around for the big bucks. I'd like to see him quit and make room for Jon Stewart, an equal opportunity satirist.
C'mon, she LOVED bein' Dave's main squeeze (on the DL), for the same reason young attractive females have ALWAYS (for 6,000+ years!) loved goin' down on gnarly old men in power... i.e. GETTING A-HEAD in life without WORKING for it! sheya!
Wymins aged 18-24 gots ta have it regular anyway, so they might as well get max. returns on their "leveraged" investment, eh?
When he'd bring Stephanie out and joke around calling her "Monty," "Gunner," and "Smitty," I used to say to my brother, "Dave's fucking her." And I was right. :)
Are there anymore clips of Stephanie around? I had a tape from when he sent her to the Winter Olympics in 2006, but I didn't keep it. If I had known he had seen her bare asshole I would of hung on to it.
You may want to look up the definition of 'whore' because it makes no sense in that sentence. I will try to respond your unlettered angry comment. She knew he was married, right? She didn't have to spread those nasty, cellulite ridden legs, did she? I can tell you're an outdated feminist (probably of the 'all sex is rape' variety), but try to calm down. Bizarre.
again, you may want to read my comment and try to get the point i was making.
he was in a relationship and/or married as well, with a child, right? he didn't have to stick his shriveled dick into someone who wasn't his wife/girlfriend/mother of his child, did he?
that's the best i can do with an angry bitter dumb prick like you. i can tell you've probably been dumped recently, that's why you're such an angry little boy.
now run off and play call of duty or something, okay sweetie?
but then again, why should we criticize or question male behavior? there's someone with a vagina somewhere that can be insulted and blamed for everything that happens.
it's not my job to teach dumb pricks like you. get off the computer and try to read a book or something. i just hope you don't snap like other crazy males, and shoot up a gym or school or something.
Like that female teacher who shot up the college recently? No, I won't be doing that! I'm a balanced fun person. I'm not bitter, angry and hateful like you. You'd better watch your attitude towards men, by the way. We've only accomplished every important thing throughout history and make life possible for you goofy broads. That is unless you think there were tons of women hunting and building and creating society! Go back to the women's studies department and leave life to the rest of us.
go look up who invented kevlar for just one example, dumb prick. if you have any family in iraq, that's monumental.
it's not my job to teach you everything. this is like trying to teach a dog to walk on his hind legs. go jerk off to internet porn, and have a good life.
Stop crying for those idiots in Iraq. They're not productive or important to the world. Too bad your hero obama hasn't taken the troops out yet huh? Dupont invented kevlar, by the way you uneducated idiot.
dupont is the company, stupid. the person who invented it is named stephanie kwolek, she worked for them. but good job reading only the wikipedia entry, it's shocking a dumb prick like you wouldn't know.
and btw, you should be in iraq. i want you to test roads for IEDs before people walk on them. that's the best job for worthless pricks like you. make the world safer for people that actually matter, unlike you.
I just think it's funny, with things like this. I mean, normally when a celebrity cheats on their wife, their whole life goes down the crapper. But Dave has managed to walk out of this, with even more respect then he had.
Sure, cheating on your wife is wrong and etc. But he faced it head on, straight away, made clear he was sorry and threw in a bunch of humour.
@Kristian9939 Dave didn't cheat on his wife, he didn't have one when he slept with the women, he had a girlfriend, and maybe they had an open relationship, it's not really known. Also the whole Conan/Leno tonight show chaos happened right after this, which he joined in on the Conan's side and people pretty much forgot what Dave did as the media focused on NBC's problems.
Why aren't extremely rich and successful men allowed to have more than one wife anyway?
I mean, just because poor people are allowed only one spouse, why should high achievers not be rewarded more? It's like matrimonial socialism that they're not...
Because every human being deserves a spouse of their own. The fact that you would say such a thing makes me feel very sorry for anyone in your life, especially women, because clearly you don't see them as whole human beings deserving of another human being as their partner.
I know, right? It's somehow okay for people to steal millions from everyday people, to start wars that aren't necessary, and to physically harm women, but when sex is involved, well then we're all going to hell in a hand basket. We really have our priorities screwed in modern society. How many of these people who criticize Dave wouldn't do the same thing in his position, you know? It's far too easy for us to say how "wrong" it was.
That's like you repeated my joke and used it on me. How creatively bankrupt. No wonder you hate Letterman. Poor Youtube people. It's so easy to make you look stupid. ^_^
Oh please, we ALL know that PALIN would have been the FIRST IN LINE to gratify Dave if it came with a shopping spree as a prize. Morals? Palin is deficient in that area!
You guys are dumb. Letterman is very funny. I mean, Jon Stewart and Colbert have got him beat, but as far as the network talk shows go, he's the best.
Mr. Carney-vore likes to eat her slice of meat...mmmm...when she says mmmmm it sounds like that old guy from Family Guy..maybe she is the biggest pervert of the pack. Tell that to the feminists saying she's a poor little victim..Sephanie is a straight up COCK-TEASER in my book...then pleaser lol..
This vid is obviously an inside joke written with the knowlege that Stephanie is hankying-pankying with the Big L. Note the initial joke about "putting my arm around your wife." Then there's the obvious "dumb blonde" character played by Stephanie. Finally, when he says, "I've told you a hundred times" that she may not play, she effortlessly bulldozes him into compliance... Are you all missing the joke?
Knowing how difficult it is to break into the Media business. Hats off to Stephanie for her accomplishments. Who cares if she had a relationship with Letterman. She is probably laughing at all the stupid comments that are being made on Youtube. And they are Stupid!
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Boy! Letterman sure isn't funny and his little plaything sure isn't witty either. I always wondered why SHE was on camera... who would of guessed Mr. Hairpiece was such an old horney fool!?
He was held in high regard by Johnny Carson and his show in the 80's revolutionized the talk show format. She's very cute and they had sex. So what? Why are Americans so obsessed with sex and so incredibly dumb and judgemental? And if you're not American you should become one--you'd fit right in.
Most of these relationships happened during his marriage, so if you think cheating on your wife is okay then go for it. Also, it creates an unfair working environment because his position as a boss creates pressure for his interns to have sex with him. The only reason he can still maintain his fame is because America is so forgiving.
If you think he's the first person to cheat on his wife you live a very sheltered life; and technically speaking this happened(from what I can tell) before his son was born so he wasn't married yet. The woman he married used to work on the show, the woman he was living with prior to this was a woman who wrote for the show. No one seemed to think anything of it and why should they? He's not a social person, was always a workaholic, and would naturally date people he saw on a daily basis.
and you must be canadian with all that dumb stuff you're talking about, we don't all feel like that stop generalizing us oh wait we just kicked your ass in your own sport in your own country, I'd be mad too
She is cute. But its difficult to get over her being on a segment called "what is this cut of meat?" Always had a strange feeling of Daves' use of people on his show - like a puppeteer.
It's their business though. Literally and figuratively.
Funny how some of the male posters here are so quick to criticize Ms. Birkitt's looks. What about Letterman? He doesn't quite measure up to the cookie-cutter image of the "Good Looking Male". Not by a long shot.
By implying that the man here was the only one with the freedom to exercise choice in mate selection, you imply that Letterman abused his position of privilege and power.
THAT is the issue here. Not whether he should have blown his cash on "penthouse-grade beeotches".
Wow, the comments I've read here so far are baffling to me! I see a young woman who appears attractive and confident with a good sense of humor and a good rapport with her boss/lover. Aside from any judgments about the obvious imbalance of power in the relationship, I've always thought Letterman was attractive, and have noticed that he's always been really attractive to women throughout his career. Funny is an aphrodisiac. They're both cute and she seems enthusiastic. So...?
@gizgil Good thing you pointed out that they're both attractive, because if one of them or both of them were not attractive, it would be a different story right? What exactly are you even talking about?
The only problem I have is if he was married , I don't know if he was married while he was sleeping with this one but apparently he was with others . I love Dave, think he's hysterical but that doesn't make adultery ok.
@ brainwashedmasses (actually, change that to "@braindeadone")
What exactly are YOU even talking about? I was referring to a raft of comments by others (4 months ago -- get a life already!) saying that DL and the girl were physically ugly: "who would sleep with that hag?" "who would sleep with that fat man?", etc. Nowhere do I condone adultery -- I was talking about the comments on their appearance. Jeez, if you can't read, don't try to write. And leave the sarcasm til you've got the alphabet.
i dont think she even has a very high self-esteem probably also why she slept with him...she certainly seems like she is some issues and I imagine she will have an increased budge for visiting the shrink after sleeping with letterman too.
she had to sleep with him to get that job imagine how many people she has had to sleep with over the years to keep a job...i am thinking um...herpies?
Maybe because I am an expatriate living in Thailand and don't watch much TV, I didn't find this clip funny, and no disrespect, but Thai women are so lovely, why do guys like Spitzer and Letterman go for women who are so lacking in feminine pulchritude?
she'd do if I had a couple beers in me, but for christ's sake, If i had that kind of money I'd have penthouse-grade beeotches, 3 or 4 at a time. seriously
In some skits, she was entertaining. This one is pretty bad. I remember she would cover the Olympics and would even play basketball on the show if I recall.
one thing i took noticed as most of us aren't allowed to do she was able to wear flip flops to work. me and my friends do and we actually are not allowed but i think that is a great boss... because then the boss can take your flip flops off and begin to suck your toes and lick your soles... mnmm cumming!
as far as i am concerned i support david and as for you steph ur fucking hot.... And i really loved her for her reef flip flops i almost came each time i saw her flip floppin on the show... running down the fucking isles...
Anybody who watched the shows she appeared in with half a decent IQ could tell something was up. She was not funny, so there was no real reason for her to be there.
What gets me is all the talk show hosts who dodge the issue by claiming to have found women to sleep with that are not dependant on them for their jobs.
Yeah, so if you want the fittest women, the kind you can only dream of having, don't be just a guy in the street. Guys in the street get interviewed by Leno because it's funny to see them say stupid stuff.
I remember thinking they had a cute chemistry back then. Who cares really - people are attracted to each other and get together all the time. I've always though Dave is adorable and lovable and though he's 25 years older, I'd probably have dated him while he wasn't married. I did meet him once and he was the sweetest person. Again, who really cares?
she was not there for her comedic talent.but she defiantly has talent.she is a medical person.she would get rid of Dave's built up------ which made him a better comedian.
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To compare Dave with the long list of elected officials in compromised situations *especially* when they have publicly denounced such behavior as representatives of their constituency is a stretch to say the least. This story is another example of how the viewing public is so easily led to a spectacle or side show. Doesn't speak well of us, does it?
It's "BEGINNING TO" at least, speak VERY WELL OF US, I think. The American public's beginning to not be complacent anymore in the face of hypocrites and bullshit artists, whether they be liberal or conservative. America's sick and tired of "looking the other way", and of giving out "get out of jail free cards" to the rich, the famous, and the politically well connected!
Oh yeah, it's "ratings garbage" alright! Dave sure is wringing out every last fraction of a ratings point, B4 all of the legal shit gets started that he won't be able 2 "yuk up" a hollow "apology"(sic!) 4! And, a "man's"(AGAIN, SIC!!!, LMFAO!!!!") affair certainly IS everyone else's business when they involve sexual harassment, a hostile workplace, & a guy who's as MONUMENTALLY HYPOCRITICAL, as Letterman! BUCKLE DAVE UP & DOUBLE UP HIS DEPENDS, cuz Dave's ride's gonna get A WHOLE LOT shittier!
I agree with you when the person isn't a public figure. Yet this guy has made a carreer out of ripping people that have had affairs apart. It's called hypocracy.
Perhaps this is a mere technicality consideration , but one that has not been stated overtly. Letterman was *not married* during these sexcapades, so, why the big moral furor? The only person wronged here is his long time gf who recently became his wife.
The problem has to do with harassment in the workplace. Since he is the boss and she was a staffer, she could claim she was pressured to sleep with him if she wanted to keep her job or get a promotion.
This was extremely unfunny and so is Dave these days since he's become an Obama shill. He has lots of fun mocking the names Mitt and Newt but not the even weirder Barak, not to mention his middle name Hussein. Dave has been bored doing his show for years and just sticks around for the big bucks. I'd like to see him quit and make room for Jon Stewart, an equal opportunity satirist.
hfelton 2 weeks ago
he's talking about meat with his lover at the time on national television without anyone figuring it out!
rufia75 1 month ago
they were happy because they just had sex back stage je,je,je
1600hawk 2 months ago
Fantastiskt!
wilhelml 3 months ago
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1600hawk 3 months ago
Y'all crazy thats not Stephanie let's get proof
Jstruzz 4 months ago
C'mon, she LOVED bein' Dave's main squeeze (on the DL), for the same reason young attractive females have ALWAYS (for 6,000+ years!) loved goin' down on gnarly old men in power... i.e. GETTING A-HEAD in life without WORKING for it! sheya!
Wymins aged 18-24 gots ta have it regular anyway, so they might as well get max. returns on their "leveraged" investment, eh?
Scary to think she's a lawyer now. =:O
MajorCaliber 5 months ago
nobody made fun of lawson's last name...really...
osfan89 5 months ago
has anyone been on lettermans audience? is it true they train you on how to laugh? that seems a bit reductant...
inrwizards 8 months ago
When he'd bring Stephanie out and joke around calling her "Monty," "Gunner," and "Smitty," I used to say to my brother, "Dave's fucking her." And I was right. :)
TheNarcMan 8 months ago
Yep I'm guessin thats her real hair color
roxydog2004 8 months ago
wow thats probably how she sound when he fucked her
padla4 9 months ago
i always loved these bits and the fact that she thought he was art carney
uxbnkuribo 10 months ago
i know why shes laughing
Seston 1 year ago
I don't remember this one, nice upload.
indigenous2logic 1 year ago
That chick is not good looking at all, its funny Dave wasted time with her.
Shargrailar 1 year ago
@Shargrailar Dave is not good looking at all either lol
00bb00bb00 1 year ago
Derrrr I thought he was asking a real member of the audience :(
jayrobson88 1 year ago
lol Letterman hitting on the contestants wife
rookieerror 1 year ago
'know your unqualified george w. bush cronies' XD
that was very true, they were unqualified hahaha
JMVEntertainment 1 year ago 6
god, i love these segments, i havent seen these in 10 years, i heart this, everyone click thumbs up if u enjoyed this
JMVEntertainment 1 year ago 5
I bet "Vicky" would know Dave's cut of meat.
telewatcher89 1 year ago 5
@telewatcher89 hahaha, should be highest rated comment!!!!!
wilknight12345 1 year ago
Yeah, she's not a whore at all...
stonebridge999 1 year ago
stephanie looks like sarah chalke from scrubs
thegov08 1 year ago
i knew he was bangin' her all along.
rumvodkaf1 1 year ago 7
She's a wretched actress
sloucho84 1 year ago 4
so they were fucking in his fuckroom at this point in time?
LoryLandskipper 1 year ago 2
@LoryLandskipper If your gonna go through the trouble of buying a fuckroom you may as well use it.
rivercraig 1 year ago
the people commenting here are far, far sicker than David Letterman.
blanenship2 1 year ago
Not hardly. Criticising disgusting behavior and immorality is not sick. You should try it sometime you sick moron.
Alfrunk 1 year ago
Are there anymore clips of Stephanie around? I had a tape from when he sent her to the Winter Olympics in 2006, but I didn't keep it. If I had known he had seen her bare asshole I would of hung on to it.
ExtremeAnalDischarge 1 year ago
Did he pop his cock in her asshole and than make her lick it?
mpfox207 1 year ago
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God he was fucking this nasty cum dumpster? Disgusting. Hope she fails miserably in life what a whore!!
Alfrunk 1 year ago
yeah i know, she's so gross. but a grown married man who goes around hitting on interns is totally cool. why should we question male behavior?
you're the whore and you're disgusting. go punch your father for raising such a pig, you dumb prick .
karlsmith00 1 year ago
You may want to look up the definition of 'whore' because it makes no sense in that sentence. I will try to respond your unlettered angry comment. She knew he was married, right? She didn't have to spread those nasty, cellulite ridden legs, did she? I can tell you're an outdated feminist (probably of the 'all sex is rape' variety), but try to calm down. Bizarre.
Alfrunk 1 year ago
again, you may want to read my comment and try to get the point i was making.
he was in a relationship and/or married as well, with a child, right? he didn't have to stick his shriveled dick into someone who wasn't his wife/girlfriend/mother of his child, did he?
that's the best i can do with an angry bitter dumb prick like you. i can tell you've probably been dumped recently, that's why you're such an angry little boy.
now run off and play call of duty or something, okay sweetie?
karlsmith00 1 year ago
but then again, why should we criticize or question male behavior? there's someone with a vagina somewhere that can be insulted and blamed for everything that happens.
it's not my job to teach dumb pricks like you. get off the computer and try to read a book or something. i just hope you don't snap like other crazy males, and shoot up a gym or school or something.
karlsmith00 1 year ago
Like that female teacher who shot up the college recently? No, I won't be doing that! I'm a balanced fun person. I'm not bitter, angry and hateful like you. You'd better watch your attitude towards men, by the way. We've only accomplished every important thing throughout history and make life possible for you goofy broads. That is unless you think there were tons of women hunting and building and creating society! Go back to the women's studies department and leave life to the rest of us.
Alfrunk 1 year ago
sure you did sweetie. tell the voices in your head i say hi, okay?
karlsmith00 1 year ago
Haha I knew you had nothing to say. Feel free to cite any examples of monumental achievements by females! lol
Alfrunk 1 year ago
go look up who invented kevlar for just one example, dumb prick. if you have any family in iraq, that's monumental.
it's not my job to teach you everything. this is like trying to teach a dog to walk on his hind legs. go jerk off to internet porn, and have a good life.
karlsmith00 1 year ago
Stop crying for those idiots in Iraq. They're not productive or important to the world. Too bad your hero obama hasn't taken the troops out yet huh? Dupont invented kevlar, by the way you uneducated idiot.
Alfrunk 1 year ago
The crazy broad teacher was the most recent to shoot up a school you gender obsessed weirdo
Alfrunk 1 year ago
dupont is the company, stupid. the person who invented it is named stephanie kwolek, she worked for them. but good job reading only the wikipedia entry, it's shocking a dumb prick like you wouldn't know.
and btw, you should be in iraq. i want you to test roads for IEDs before people walk on them. that's the best job for worthless pricks like you. make the world safer for people that actually matter, unlike you.
karlsmith00 1 year ago
@Alfrunk With a comment like that you proved how much you already failed in life your miserable fuck
KaLeeDo2 1 year ago
Letterman - lucky bastard
neoldd1 1 year ago 2
bitch?
yep, because she as seduced by a typical male feces face, she's a bitch?
the real bitch here is the cunt you call mother.
zackhanscom 2 years ago
have you people seen the wife?lady looks like a dude
claudja777 2 years ago
I just think it's funny, with things like this. I mean, normally when a celebrity cheats on their wife, their whole life goes down the crapper. But Dave has managed to walk out of this, with even more respect then he had.
Sure, cheating on your wife is wrong and etc. But he faced it head on, straight away, made clear he was sorry and threw in a bunch of humour.
Also, the chick he clept with was BANGIN!!
Kristian9939 2 years ago 21
@Kristian9939 also, he wasn't married till 2009, so technically he wasn't cheating on his wife
just sayin'
kobe41 1 year ago
@Kristian9939 Dave didn't cheat on his wife, he didn't have one when he slept with the women, he had a girlfriend, and maybe they had an open relationship, it's not really known. Also the whole Conan/Leno tonight show chaos happened right after this, which he joined in on the Conan's side and people pretty much forgot what Dave did as the media focused on NBC's problems.
thispoorguy 2 months ago
Why aren't extremely rich and successful men allowed to have more than one wife anyway?
I mean, just because poor people are allowed only one spouse, why should high achievers not be rewarded more? It's like matrimonial socialism that they're not...
OolTube02 2 years ago
OolTube02
ur a pig, every one should only have one spouse that they are loyal too
TheCurlyMess 2 years ago
I agree!!!!
fonseca71 2 years ago
@OolTube02
Because every human being deserves a spouse of their own. The fact that you would say such a thing makes me feel very sorry for anyone in your life, especially women, because clearly you don't see them as whole human beings deserving of another human being as their partner.
brainwashedmasses 1 year ago
Atta boy Dave - id have nailed her too.
shakeyphil 2 years ago 18
dude.. she's ugly
senseit2007 2 years ago
i have had the feeling that he was banging with his "assistant" since the first date i saw her on screen .....
well, she is young and attractive
wongchiko 2 years ago
I bet she can pick out his cut of meat.
SniPer9588 2 years ago 2
Hay sniper9588,
I was thanking the same thing.lol
1stcopahittheground 2 years ago
Have you guys even seen David Letterman's wife?
Stephanie Birkitt looks like Megan Fox compared to Letterman's wife
7XFM 2 years ago
I remember that girl - she caught my eye too. :) GO DAVE GO.
sidewalkpilot 2 years ago
OMG it's so creepy that Dave had sex with women holy fucking shit for doing something every male of every species on the planet does.
fistAbitch 2 years ago 3
I know, right? It's somehow okay for people to steal millions from everyday people, to start wars that aren't necessary, and to physically harm women, but when sex is involved, well then we're all going to hell in a hand basket. We really have our priorities screwed in modern society. How many of these people who criticize Dave wouldn't do the same thing in his position, you know? It's far too easy for us to say how "wrong" it was.
SeymourDuncanDonuts 2 years ago 3
First Clinton now Letterman (world wide leader in pants) .-)
fortheloveoftunes 2 years ago
Only liberals love abortions
jmspflw 2 years ago
Your mother probably now does after giving birth to you. :(
SuperPhillip32 2 years ago 3
Your mother tried and failed.
jmspflw 2 years ago
That's like you repeated my joke and used it on me. How creatively bankrupt. No wonder you hate Letterman. Poor Youtube people. It's so easy to make you look stupid. ^_^
SuperPhillip32 2 years ago
just trying to keep it simple for you small try.
Great way to start a sentence "
Thats like" LOL
jmspflw 2 years ago
black power!
blacknatonalsocalism 2 years ago
He MUST use a laugh track, no one in the background is even smiling.
But CREEPY to watch this and to know her face is the recipient of his naise.
firesoftheempyrean 2 years ago 5
Jeez I hope she's better at sucking dick than she is at comedy
kiwidavid72 2 years ago
She certainly "knew her cuts of meat.", old and wrinkled.
neighbourinblack 2 years ago 2
hey you wanna' job? get down and blow me, it seems to be a theme with powerful liberal males, doseent it?
btwall60 2 years ago
That's right, only liberals like blowjobs.
SeymourDuncanDonuts 2 years ago
Only liberals can get blowjobs lol
fistAbitch 2 years ago
I suppose the thumbs down counts for one more lesson learned in the "sarcasm in text" debate.
SeymourDuncanDonuts 2 years ago 2
:>)
marytal 2 years ago
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It makes sense why letterdick hated Palin. Those with no morals hate those who have morals.
jmspflw 2 years ago
Oh please, we ALL know that PALIN would have been the FIRST IN LINE to gratify Dave if it came with a shopping spree as a prize. Morals? Palin is deficient in that area!
Zhan1960 2 years ago
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SeymourDuncanDonuts 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAH this is creepy...knowing she sucked his cock
anikin69 2 years ago 4
His lascivious behaviour is foreshadowing for future revelations. His hiding behind bushes wearing a trench coat mentalitiy is not funny.
Picardy 2 years ago
You guys are dumb. Letterman is very funny. I mean, Jon Stewart and Colbert have got him beat, but as far as the network talk shows go, he's the best.
BobDylan530 2 years ago 4
He's not funny...at all.
He was funny for like the first ten years, I'll give him that.
But then he turned into an angry old man.
Now everytime one of his staff is on the show, it'll be like "is he f+cking them?"
oldcomforter 2 years ago
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Letterman should be kept well away from children.
JoeJeffersonn 2 years ago
Letterman is hot. But its very obvious something is going on here..nothing but innuendo.
hjalpermig 2 years ago
She is one delicious piece of ass.
kingofallwhites 2 years ago
Mr. Carney-vore likes to eat her slice of meat...mmmm...when she says mmmmm it sounds like that old guy from Family Guy..maybe she is the biggest pervert of the pack. Tell that to the feminists saying she's a poor little victim..Sephanie is a straight up COCK-TEASER in my book...then pleaser lol..
dinner4lunch 2 years ago
He'll put his weiner in anything. He has the behavior of a politician.
xxramblingsxx 2 years ago
Wow. That was uninteresting.
bapyou 2 years ago
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A pathetic clown with his intern. He's probably ready to retire, write a book, and hand the show over to some real talent.
CaptainBubblePhD 2 years ago
Wow, this clip is so revealing! Who knew 'muffin' was Swedish for 'cupcake'?
colujomes 2 years ago
5:18 "you wanna go again ?"
" yes I do"
Something tells me this wasn't the only time they said this to each other.
nethrit 2 years ago 4
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bb44332211 2 years ago
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A pretty girl like that was licking Dave's old, wrinkly balls !!
Man, that's disgusting.
But then he paid for her college and also got her T.V. time. So, I guess it only makes sense that Dave gets something in return.
Dirty Old Man.
nethrit 2 years ago
It's a shame that a girl like that had to sleep with such a nasty man, just because she wanted to appear on tv. Things women do for fame !
frankjtc81 2 years ago
Favor for a favor.
jordinho13 2 years ago
This vid is obviously an inside joke written with the knowlege that Stephanie is hankying-pankying with the Big L. Note the initial joke about "putting my arm around your wife." Then there's the obvious "dumb blonde" character played by Stephanie. Finally, when he says, "I've told you a hundred times" that she may not play, she effortlessly bulldozes him into compliance... Are you all missing the joke?
hurkupnow 2 years ago
Knowing how difficult it is to break into the Media business. Hats off to Stephanie for her accomplishments. Who cares if she had a relationship with Letterman. She is probably laughing at all the stupid comments that are being made on Youtube. And they are Stupid!
mollykatie116 2 years ago 2
Simmons!
jeffsalmans 2 years ago
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Boy! Letterman sure isn't funny and his little plaything sure isn't witty either. I always wondered why SHE was on camera... who would of guessed Mr. Hairpiece was such an old horney fool!?
adamn256 2 years ago
He was held in high regard by Johnny Carson and his show in the 80's revolutionized the talk show format. She's very cute and they had sex. So what? Why are Americans so obsessed with sex and so incredibly dumb and judgemental? And if you're not American you should become one--you'd fit right in.
chomsky88 2 years ago
Most of these relationships happened during his marriage, so if you think cheating on your wife is okay then go for it. Also, it creates an unfair working environment because his position as a boss creates pressure for his interns to have sex with him. The only reason he can still maintain his fame is because America is so forgiving.
riderstein 2 years ago
If you think he's the first person to cheat on his wife you live a very sheltered life; and technically speaking this happened(from what I can tell) before his son was born so he wasn't married yet. The woman he married used to work on the show, the woman he was living with prior to this was a woman who wrote for the show. No one seemed to think anything of it and why should they? He's not a social person, was always a workaholic, and would naturally date people he saw on a daily basis.
chomsky88 2 years ago
@chomsky88
What are you even talking about? Cheating is ok as long as someone else did it first?
Good luck with your marriage then, if anyone is stupid enough to marry you.
brainwashedmasses 1 year ago
and you must be canadian with all that dumb stuff you're talking about, we don't all feel like that stop generalizing us oh wait we just kicked your ass in your own sport in your own country, I'd be mad too
cerex123 1 year ago
I hate that fruity term "ex-lover." How 'bout the chick who worked on the show that he used to bang.
drewgooden31 2 years ago
The meaning of your sentence is ambigous. It sounds like he used to bang the show. Better would probably be "The chick he used to bang on his show"
cpcpcp123 2 years ago
Simmons
guillotine007 2 years ago
She is cute. But its difficult to get over her being on a segment called "what is this cut of meat?" Always had a strange feeling of Daves' use of people on his show - like a puppeteer.
It's their business though. Literally and figuratively.
mishiba8 2 years ago
Funny how some of the male posters here are so quick to criticize Ms. Birkitt's looks. What about Letterman? He doesn't quite measure up to the cookie-cutter image of the "Good Looking Male". Not by a long shot.
By implying that the man here was the only one with the freedom to exercise choice in mate selection, you imply that Letterman abused his position of privilege and power.
THAT is the issue here. Not whether he should have blown his cash on "penthouse-grade beeotches".
GreatMooglyGoogly 2 years ago 3
Wow, the comments I've read here so far are baffling to me! I see a young woman who appears attractive and confident with a good sense of humor and a good rapport with her boss/lover. Aside from any judgments about the obvious imbalance of power in the relationship, I've always thought Letterman was attractive, and have noticed that he's always been really attractive to women throughout his career. Funny is an aphrodisiac. They're both cute and she seems enthusiastic. So...?
gizgil 2 years ago 5
@gizgil Good thing you pointed out that they're both attractive, because if one of them or both of them were not attractive, it would be a different story right? What exactly are you even talking about?
The only problem I have is if he was married , I don't know if he was married while he was sleeping with this one but apparently he was with others . I love Dave, think he's hysterical but that doesn't make adultery ok.
brainwashedmasses 1 year ago
@ brainwashedmasses (actually, change that to "@braindeadone")
What exactly are YOU even talking about? I was referring to a raft of comments by others (4 months ago -- get a life already!) saying that DL and the girl were physically ugly: "who would sleep with that hag?" "who would sleep with that fat man?", etc. Nowhere do I condone adultery -- I was talking about the comments on their appearance. Jeez, if you can't read, don't try to write. And leave the sarcasm til you've got the alphabet.
gizgil 1 year ago
i dont think she even has a very high self-esteem probably also why she slept with him...she certainly seems like she is some issues and I imagine she will have an increased budge for visiting the shrink after sleeping with letterman too.
mylofox2020 2 years ago 2
she had to sleep with him to get that job imagine how many people she has had to sleep with over the years to keep a job...i am thinking um...herpies?
mylofox2020 2 years ago
Maybe because I am an expatriate living in Thailand and don't watch much TV, I didn't find this clip funny, and no disrespect, but Thai women are so lovely, why do guys like Spitzer and Letterman go for women who are so lacking in feminine pulchritude?
proudcrusader 2 years ago
she'd do if I had a couple beers in me, but for christ's sake, If i had that kind of money I'd have penthouse-grade beeotches, 3 or 4 at a time. seriously
timin770 2 years ago
Vad?
km9OOO 2 years ago
Keep your daughters away from Mr. WorldWide Pants.
xxramblingsxx 2 years ago
He'll put his weiner in anything.
bb44332211 2 years ago
Fuck he's a pig
LexieHaddon 2 years ago
You're jealous
Skrikles 2 years ago
No, I'm not actually. He's fucking disgusting.
LexieHaddon 2 years ago
Ooooh it was Smitty!
Mrster 2 years ago 3
tack for the subs :))
parkyoshin 2 years ago
KARMA,
like an STD,
what goes around, comes around.
bb44332211 2 years ago
I always wondered why he had her on since she was NEVER funny.
apollo13ps 2 years ago 3
Lasko Shmasko. I'd bone her.
cowlen 2 years ago
gransmasterbobo said "thought", they thought she was repulsed by him
marehtseira 2 years ago
Watch the slap & tickle that happens with her and Dave around 3:30 !
kimbalxyz 2 years ago
In some skits, she was entertaining. This one is pretty bad. I remember she would cover the Olympics and would even play basketball on the show if I recall.
ASKconard 2 years ago
one thing i took noticed as most of us aren't allowed to do she was able to wear flip flops to work. me and my friends do and we actually are not allowed but i think that is a great boss... because then the boss can take your flip flops off and begin to suck your toes and lick your soles... mnmm cumming!
rainbowflops 2 years ago
as far as i am concerned i support david and as for you steph ur fucking hot.... And i really loved her for her reef flip flops i almost came each time i saw her flip floppin on the show... running down the fucking isles...
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parkerum 2 years ago
i remember when stephanie birkitt was on the show, she was severely unfunny and i always that it was strange that she was a regular
230205 2 years ago 4
Cuts of meat Vicki: which cut is small, jewish, and hard to chew on?
Davids cock haha XD
Evdog001 2 years ago
the bitch is ugly
southsidebugsy 2 years ago
Anybody who watched the shows she appeared in with half a decent IQ could tell something was up. She was not funny, so there was no real reason for her to be there.
hardBoss 2 years ago
this so funny because he was talking shit about clinton and he is the same old fart
elterrible77 2 years ago 4
What gets me is all the talk show hosts who dodge the issue by claiming to have found women to sleep with that are not dependant on them for their jobs.
midnightroamer 2 years ago
It's so crazy to see...how much power attracts women! She wouldn't have sex w/ him if he was just a regular guy in the streets!
calangodoido 2 years ago 2
Yeah, so if you want the fittest women, the kind you can only dream of having, don't be just a guy in the street. Guys in the street get interviewed by Leno because it's funny to see them say stupid stuff.
interstitialofficial 2 years ago
I remember thinking they had a cute chemistry back then. Who cares really - people are attracted to each other and get together all the time. I've always though Dave is adorable and lovable and though he's 25 years older, I'd probably have dated him while he wasn't married. I did meet him once and he was the sweetest person. Again, who really cares?
Dewgirl5 2 years ago 2
This broad must be a good c***sucker because she is stupid, ugly and unfunny!
jamsid33 2 years ago
Wow, that wasn't funny at all. She obviously isn't funny and is only in the skit for obvious reasons....
uk6strings 2 years ago 6
Um...is she wearing his jacket?
magicpony9 2 years ago 2
I have seen her so many times on the show. I never thought she would fuck Letterman and was repulsed by him. I was so wrong.
grandmasterbobo 2 years ago
Did she know Letterman had a girl friend at the time? Did Letterman know?
PragaSong 2 years ago
In retrospect, it was so obvious they were fucking.
SyphaxStossel 2 years ago 5
she fucked up the timing of the skit
wrangloctopus 2 years ago
she was not there for her comedic talent.but she defiantly has talent.she is a medical person.she would get rid of Dave's built up------ which made him a better comedian.
SunSin1000 2 years ago
they make such a cute couple
CirSam 2 years ago
David Letterman's show is boring. It's old and stale and he should retire already. Not funny at all.
CtJackie 2 years ago
looks like she didnt have any problems identifying HIS cut of meat!
Garuda1337 2 years ago 2
Alright Dave!! She's cute!!!
musicisfusionable 2 years ago 2
This is what happens when you marry an ugly ass chick: you end up banging your coworkers.
treesloth16 2 years ago 3
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Megamediaplex 2 years ago
why do people care so much about what he did? people can't even handle their own problems, they shouldn't stick their nose in other's business.
phillipngyn 2 years ago
They are both morans...!!!
tiparker119 2 years ago
You're calling someone a moron and you can't even spell the word. It's only 5 letters.
badleeroy 2 years ago 2
lol he's referring to 2 people so it would be six letters... and its spelled morons count them if you want lol
vrghesethebeast 2 years ago
"Do you wanna go again?" "Yes, I do!"
Sounds consensual to me...
SexyKarateHour 2 years ago 2
God Lord this is boring and stupid. Change it to Conan.
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Megamediaplex 2 years ago
I'd F@#k her too!
utuberinatl 2 years ago 2
no fucking way, the girl who always used to ask the Survivor people if they'd ever seen or touched monkeys?!
Hughezy 2 years ago
To compare Dave with the long list of elected officials in compromised situations *especially* when they have publicly denounced such behavior as representatives of their constituency is a stretch to say the least. This story is another example of how the viewing public is so easily led to a spectacle or side show. Doesn't speak well of us, does it?
donnellobrien 2 years ago
It's "BEGINNING TO" at least, speak VERY WELL OF US, I think. The American public's beginning to not be complacent anymore in the face of hypocrites and bullshit artists, whether they be liberal or conservative. America's sick and tired of "looking the other way", and of giving out "get out of jail free cards" to the rich, the famous, and the politically well connected!
bohnstube 2 years ago
bah, that's bullshit. this is nothing more than ratings garbage. a man's affairs should be none of our business. grow up.
mutepg58 2 years ago
Oh yeah, it's "ratings garbage" alright! Dave sure is wringing out every last fraction of a ratings point, B4 all of the legal shit gets started that he won't be able 2 "yuk up" a hollow "apology"(sic!) 4! And, a "man's"(AGAIN, SIC!!!, LMFAO!!!!") affair certainly IS everyone else's business when they involve sexual harassment, a hostile workplace, & a guy who's as MONUMENTALLY HYPOCRITICAL, as Letterman! BUCKLE DAVE UP & DOUBLE UP HIS DEPENDS, cuz Dave's ride's gonna get A WHOLE LOT shittier!
bohnstube 2 years ago
I agree with you when the person isn't a public figure. Yet this guy has made a carreer out of ripping people that have had affairs apart. It's called hypocracy.
justgetsome 2 years ago
Perhaps this is a mere technicality consideration , but one that has not been stated overtly. Letterman was *not married* during these sexcapades, so, why the big moral furor? The only person wronged here is his long time gf who recently became his wife.
donnellobrien 2 years ago 2
The problem has to do with harassment in the workplace. Since he is the boss and she was a staffer, she could claim she was pressured to sleep with him if she wanted to keep her job or get a promotion.
Boudosaved 2 years ago
This is all speculation