"I am the Hammer, they are the nails" - Lowell Stanley

[jpgcomposer]

I wonder if "The Hammer" actually licensed that final scene from the film "Breast Men" (1997)?

See: Youtube: "Breast Men (1997) [9/9]" (posted by f1e5)

[gopconservative78]

He comes into the courtroom Hammered......

[DSoverPSP]

I Hammered his mom.

[Fendertastic]

Kinky.

[whaowman]

The Mighty Thor

[kath0812]

Say Hammer one more time!

[frazyer68]

commercials like this make lawyers look like buffoons - why do all try to out-shout each other? There are exceptions, though. I saw a great one about a guy who loses power while getting his high score on a video game, and wants to sue the power company for 'pain and suffering.' absolutely hilarious. firm is trolman & Glaser or market movers

[MadPutz]

@frazyer68 Law firm named Trollman?

[hjkentproductions]

Hmm, i thought Jim Adler was "The Hammer"?

[gopconservative78]

1-800-Wee-Scam

[pary16]

459 CASH YOU MOTHA F***

[DontBCynical]

I'm gonna make a commercial like this when I finish law school and decide I don't want a career =]

[RPenta]

THE MAN!

[anonymous794613]

Permanently injured, I'm Lol "The Hammer" Stanley.

[oneeyedboxer]

all lawyers are monsters.

[XuliusCaesar]

there is only ONE Hammer. Jim Shapiro FTW

[MisterSenseless]

@XuliusCaesar Victims, Victims, VICTIMS: I... SUE.... DRUNKS!

[XuliusCaesar]

@MisterSenseless 1-800-546-7777 LMAO that number is burned into the subconscious minds of millions

[ilearnedthetruth]

Sounds like he only knows how to hammer only one thing......His brain.

[Scurry254624]

he sounds like a pro wrestler

[badknite2]

You don't have to dial the area code? Where is that?

[amaryllis3399]

@badknite2 Virginia

[kapsi]

Call me...before I come to you.

[bullrose5]

Wow, an angry lawyer. Don't f*ck with this guy! O.o

[SGTMasterBean]

Love the facial expressions

[TinaNightmare]

"I hammer them nearly every day.... and I'll hammer for you".....LOL

[SwampLord9]

Permanently injured? I'm lawl, "the hammre stanlye"

[mmastoner420]

theres only one hammer, jim adler

[SaladFingersCindy]

@mmastoner420 TRUE THAT! I LUV JIM ADLER COMMERCIALS. HE SCREAMS ABOUT NECK SURGERY AND BITING NOT BARKING.

[jhenry333]

this is the worst ad for phone sex EVER.

Or is it the best...

[420megan95]

sorry, but when i watched this & seen the guys face while he was talking i had the strange urge the change a few words...

"i've been fucking them for more money for victims for 30 years.

i fuck them nearly everyday.

& i'll fuck for you...if you'll just call me.

you call; i fuck." O.o lol.

[CCSLASH1]

this is a local ad here!! he usually yells at the camera. this is pretty tame for him

[steadymuggin]

lowell "the dick-hammer" stanley

[savagebloodmist]

i'm permanently injured just watching this

[hardcider09]

@savagebloodmist Your comment had me laughing out loud. Big thumbs up!

[artsylovelylady]

@savagebloodmist Dude, you're hilarious.

[FranklinHenryBluth]

give Richard Nixon a hammer

[allynbricco]

I Hammer, You Victim

[pickeringtonnorth]

I hope he hammers me someday...

[BrekanArts]

Actually Breast Men stars David Schwimmer (not Ben Stiller). It's a really good movie about the exploits of the mid-1980's. I lived in Houston from 1983-1987 and the majority of the city was in a coke induced orgie for sure. I found a kilo of blow on a construction site when I was 10. Great movie/sad & scary times. This commercial basically stole the last scene from that movie. A second before the truck slams into the corvette, Schwimmer is distracted by a chicks breasts. LOL.

[matbgood]

@BrekanArts ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[BrekanArts]

Didnt this guy lift this truck hitting corvette scene from "Breast Men" (w/ Ben Stiller). I think this is a blatent copyright infringment. I'm going to call the IP Attorney Hammer. LOL!

[idbeholda1]

It would be funnier if this was acted by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[prikasky]

texas hammer is better

[Samhain35]

Yeah, the other hammer jerk never tried a case either.  FYI, if insurance companies come up against an imbecile like this as your lawyer, the won't pay you until hell freezes over.

[CerpinTaxt37]

What is this shit? It's JIM THE HAMMER SHAPIRO... not fucking lowell stanley..

[alowell]

May seem crazy HOMEBOY GETS THE JOB DONE hammer time! (if you wan't yo money)

[alowell]

Nail me please. look at that face mmmmmm

[KawaiiKiko1]

The Hammer sounds like a porno name.

[rohndra]

got nothing on the texas hammer

[DeadlyRays]

This guy fucking copied Jim "the hammer" Shapiro!

[Crisgo3d]

Shapiro used to be the hammer. Did this guy hand him that title?

[clkbklyn]

If I had a hammer,

I'd hammer in the morning,

I'd hammer in the evening,

All over this land,

I'd hammer out danger,

I'd hammer out a warning,

I'd hammer out love between,

My brothers and my sisters,

All over this land.

[smartsprinter]

this guys an idiot

theres an ad where theyre in a pickup and they fall out

why would you do that

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

That car clip is from the movie Breast Men with Joey from Friends, when hes a plastic surgeon. Yeah he dies at the end. Sorry for ruining it for you guys <3

[clustro]

"You call - I HAMMER!"

Sounds like an ad for a male escort service O_O

[kevinbrueck]

What if I'm hammered and a guy hammers me with a hammer for hammering his wife?! Will The Hammer represent me?!?!

[shimo1989]

lol oh wow.

[TopRamenKickAss]

YOU ARE THE HAMMER, ALL HAIL MASTER LOWELL!!!

[champthom]

There is only one Hammer and that is Jack "The Hammer" Shapiro. He cannot rip the hearts out of those who have hurt you but he will get you the money YOU deserve. Jack "The Hammer" Shapiro - HE SUES DRUNKS!

[be4tleee]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahaha, is this standart in the us? =)

[BAGAKOOS]

why ruin such a beautiful car

[JackShephard]

Fuck him. Jim Adler is the man

[escobarsonlam]

one of my law professors knows him. this guy actually teaches a trial class at uva law. and he's one hell of a trial attorney from what i hear.

[BastuBasti]

beeing "the hammer" is kinda bad. everyone is.

[hawjhawj68]

Oh he's very calm in this video. You should see the more recent commercials that have been airing.

[minimartin3]

STOP ... HAMMERTIME!

[NYerintransit]

This is why I'm not going to practice law even after I pass the bar.

[Ganoraplast]

I totally got an angry sexual vibe out of this. Watch it again with that in mind...

[zimmawoman]

he reminds me of dan akroyd

[MightySaturn5]

This kind, wonderful young man looks much like that wet, 6 lb. peanut riddled shit I took after winning the "Superbowl of tacos" eating contest

[JFredlund1]

wow .... looks like a very miserable guy.

[MrTonystar1]

Don't forget that the hammer is first thing: A TOOL

[zimmawoman]

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

[503goonie]

he'll prolly show up to court hammered

[58jtaylor]

LOL nice one goonie, ya faggot

[alowell]

@503goonie HA!!! Yeah cause he only drinks when he wins

[alowell]

f u



[crushwack07]

this nigga is just biting shapiro's shit

[nonyabizhs]

his commercials were better when they were done by the actor Van Harris. When he started doing them himself like this one, we were like "that's not Lowell the hammer stanley" thinking the the actor that used to do the commercials was really him. lol

[VectorW8]

Man, that Vette got trashed.

[MentlSpaz]

i like how he tries to act all threatening. where's the commercial where he keeps saying "IM AN SOB BUT IM YOUR SOB"

[bronzlox]

I think the SOB one is Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro. lol He's more intense than this guy but he's retired now. I bet the videos kickin' around somewhere on youtube though.

[MentlSpaz]

this guy stole it from Jim Shapiro

[0CheeseEgg0]

WRONG! First off, this guy is way better than Jim. Even his name "Lowell" is more badass. Second, you haven't seen this guys latest commercials, which aren't on here. He even goes so far as to roar at the camera. Third, if you go to Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley's website, you'll see the SOB video on there.

[ladybugsarah3000]

STOP....hammertime......uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh.

[superomar27]

You think he would have changed his name to Jack or claw. I am just saying.

[smashysmashy]

if you lose, he still jerks you off

[Rick951]

He's no Jim Shapiro.

[nicholas19742004]

Hey - that's the corner outside of our office,and we do PI! Shouldn't we get a cut??! lol

[raa694]

His name sounds like LOL the Hammer Stanley. xD

[swaggtooofficial14]

@raa694 Lmao

[lurch321]

"I am the vine, you are the branches."--Jesus Christ

"I am the hammer, they are the nails."--Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley (LOL)

[MisterSenseless]

I'm wary of any lawyer with the word "CASH" in their phone number.

[gingermaeavery]

Please fucking hammer me

[constantlistener]

Screw you Lowell Stanley

Jim THE HAAAAAMMMMMMMMMER FOREVER!!!!

[gingermaeavery]

Fuck you and your mom.

[donut33333]

this guy is just a rip off of THE TEXAS HAMMER

[lawadviser]

What a GREAT lawyer, if he ever went to court. Why don't you see the judge anymore, HAMMER? Why don't you say "I"LL GET SOMEONE TO HAMMER FOR YOU WHILE I SIT BEHIND MY DESK AND JACK OFF"?

[Goooooaaal]

Ha, Ha, me thinks he like to Hammer a chicken breast, rotisserie it up, and taste his suculent cum!

[joeocho88]

That's a LOT of legal experience.

WE NEED GOOD PERSONAL INJURY LITIGATORS HERE IN TEXAS!