Elevator Stench - A Haiku by Flula (Fluku)

[ShufflingNewb]

Sounds like bgm for the twilight realm in Zelda: Twilight Princess :P

[narcasist1]

Ok, I agree with the naked part, but seriously, what was going through your mind? You're tits on a bull..

[marsluv22]

only one word to describe flula-

LOL

[mindystone26]

Flula, I love you more every day.

[katsukagerou]

why is this the music in like..the twilight realm?

[tayswiftyfan100]

well flula is easy on the eyes ;)

[sofiyax]

i hope he never learns proper english and keeps making videos ahahha too funny

[ProfanelyInsane]

So is this the actual twilight from Twighlight Princess?

[backstreetlover123]

@ProfanelyInsane Was that a Zelda reference??

[MelloMix]

@ProfanelyInsane HOLY CRAP it really sounds like it...but I don't think so...

[ktlynn1017]

@farmermayhem and @2neo22cantsing I am one of those "backwood rednecks" you were referring to. However I prefer southerner because 'redneck' implied a level of racism that I find repulsive. I believe the brittish say Dee uh...but us ignorant people in the south would say Dee yer. But if you listen to how flula says it he says it with two syllables so both of your arguments are moot. Its called poetic licenses...in writing there are no rules

[PistonHonda319]

Because there is no way in fuck his music is better than these little gems.

[jakeismycat]

you are a stud fluku, thanks for being without your shirt and pants in this video picture.

[aspyossef2000]

but will it blend ?

[SusaBellUSAF]

Anyone else just happy to see him in underwear?? :D

[FarmerMayhem]

Surely "Dear" is two syllables? :/

[bjcsupertortoise]

@FarmerMayhem No, it isn't.... sorry....

[2Neo22CantSing]

@FarmerMayhem It's only two if you're a fucking redneck who doesn't know how to speak properly.

[FarmerMayhem]

@2Neo22CantSing

Well aren't you just the rudest person ever.

For the record, I'm British, not a redneck.

Considering you took our language, I think I'm in a position to say you are the ones who are saying it wrong.

American English is pretty much just lazy English.

[2Neo22CantSing]

@FarmerMayhem From a linguistic standpoint, "ear" is in fact a single diphthong and thereby treated as a single syllable. You wouldn't say "Dee-uh," unless that is you're trying to sound like an uneducated, backwoods cunt.

[FarmerMayhem]

@2Neo22CantSing

Backwards*

Idiot.

And yes, you would say "Dee-uh", unless you were trying to sound like a stupid American.

[FineAsianGuy]

@FarmerMayhem He totally meant backwoods... not backwards...

[2Neo22CantSing]

@FarmerMayhem No, the word is backwoods, which is in the dictionary. But you don't know it because you're obviously an uneducated little cunt. Has it ever occurred to you to verify things before putting on airs and correcting other people? That is the sign of true ignorance, or rather stupidity. It seems you believe yourself to be the self-proclaimed king of the English language, but I'm sorry to break it to you that you're actually not -- far from it in fact. ;)

[aspyossef2000]

@2Neo22CantSing yes but will it blend ?

[FarmerMayhem]

@2Neo22CantSing

Yes, backwoods is a word, but not in the context you used it, it refers to a woodland area far away from a town or city..

Care to explain how exactly I am a woodland area far from a town or city? Moron.

I don't believe myself to be "the king of the English language", but I do know that you're talking shit.

You keep talking like a brainless cunt, it doesn't concern me how you speak; I wasn't the one who started this argument.

[2Neo22CantSing]

@FarmerMayhem Actually, it is completely a word in exactly the context in which I used it. But oh wait, I totally forgot that you're the king of the English language. If you have failed to learn a particular word in all its contexts, then that word is not a word until you royally proclaim otherwise. My sincerest apologies, cunt.

Also, you actually did start this argument when you tried to correct Flula's haiku saying "dear" was two syllables. You think you're a fucking god don't you?

[FarmerMayhem]

@2Neo22CantSing

All I said was "surely 'dear' is two words". That's it. I didn't insult Flula's intelligence or call him a "redneck cunt", I was just saying that everyone I know treats the word "dear" as two syllables.

And backwoods refers to a place, one who is from the "backwoods" may be considered backwards, but they wouldn't be considered a geographical location.

This isn't coming from the viewpoint of "the king of English", it's coming from the viewpoint of someone with common sense...

[FarmerMayhem]

@2Neo22CantSing

(continued) ... and a basic knowledge of the English language. Added to that, it's coming from the fucking dictionary definition.

If you're suggesting that the context you used it in is correct, in the sense that you are calling me "a cunt from the backwoods", then that's just bad syntax, as one wouldn't call another a "Britain cunt" or "Paris cunt". They'd use the terms "British" and "Parisian". What would make this any different?

[UrbanRomance89]

@FarmerMayhem Your generalization that the American accent is just "lazy English" is absolutely ridiculous. I hope for your sake you're below the age of 18, otherwise you just sound like a complete moron and not an immature teenster that I hope you are. There is no right or wrong way to speak OUR language; Brits, Americans, Aussies, South Africans we all speak english equally as well as the other. Stop being so arrogant.

[Aziaey]

@FarmerMayhem First of all. I agree his comment was rude, but that is no reason to bash Americans in general. Second of all. No.... Dear is one syllable.... Sorry.

Third of all. What gives you any right to say American English is lazy English. Just because we learned english from you? In teh words of flula. No. Absolute Not.

[FarmerMayhem]

@Aziaey

I'm sorry for bashing all Americans, it's really just him that I have a problem with.

But I still think that US English is pretty much just lazy English, in the way that letters and syllables are dropped from words to save time.

Think of the word "Internet", a lot of Americans would pronounce that word "Innernet", completely dropping the T from the word. Add to that most of the time the T's in the middle of words are sounded as D's, and other such things... The way you speak seems lazy

[jdfox37]

@FarmerMayhem American English sounds more like Saxon English than British English does. I find it more pleasing phonetically. I also find that soft "T's" in an accent of some Americans is the same as British soft "R's". It doesn't apply to the whole range of dialects and accents.

I however don't find the British pronunciation of "Father" With a near silent "r" as lazy. Its just regional. Just like in Germany, I don't prefer a Bavarian accent, its too hard, but by no means wrong.

[chuckuckuck]

@FarmerMayhem

ive literally never heard anybody say innernet in real life ever

[FarmerMayhem]

@chuckuckuck

I'll be honest, I'm basing this entirely on having watched American TV programmes, films and videos, but it honestly seems like you all pronounce it "in-uhr-net" "in-tur-net".

I first noticed it watching the South Park episode "Over-Logging", 'cause they say the word internet about 50 times in that episode, but ever since then I can't help but notice it whenever I hear an American say it. :L

[chuckuckuck]

@FarmerMayhem

ahahaha alright alright

I enjoy South Park as well but those accents are intentionally heavy

[monicadanielle2]

@FarmerMayhem not everyone in the US is like that, but mostly everyone. its sooooo annoying! >.>

[Shadoessa]

@FarmerMayhem I don't know. People speak differently I guess. It's just a different accent. Most Americans don't pronounce Ts unless they are at the beginning of a word, but I've found that most English don't pronounce Rs in the same manner. Rs are very pronounced in American English. I don't think one version is lazier than the other, they just sound different. I think your observations are very interesting though. I'd like to hear more about how Americans sound to you. :)

[klutz0007]

@FarmerMayhem I completely agree. And I AM American, so that's saying something.

[claudia1956xx]

I'd hit it.

[Vicious713]

This whole channel reminds me of Zoolander

[billytamer]

@Vicious713 holy shit. that is the perfect way to describe him.

[Dontamnitsud]

He is taunting us now with his body...

[ColeyAnna19]

cracked me up at the end when you all jumped and looked at one another!~

[vindelanda]

I love you, Flula.

[MadeInChina81]

He's German!! It should be obvious his sense of humor would be dry.

This was funny.

[ChRiSiMoN]

Hahaha I love your dry sense of humour! :D

[ChrisXDumbass]

How is Flula not more famous?!

He is so much funnier than most people out there...

[CampingestBoyAlive]

nice use of balinese music

[ChurchillTaters]

Can I get pregnant from this?

[daniii37]

Flula I fucking love you. make more haikus please.

[RedUncle]

do not pee in me, hobos!

[nofooku]

deep.

[doggfite]

I LOVE YOU FLULA

[bannanatree]

Imagine opening the elevator to see him standing dancing around in his underwear holding a sign that says "STENCH"

[cosmosman]

@bannanatree i would have video taped it and put it in an art gallery

[zachmonky]

BOO JA!

[sunchenpwnd]

love it flula!

[Ojdaweedmane]

Love it

[iReece07]

heaps shit

[Dhuva1]

i think i just lost my virginity

[missydebby]

Flula... epic man of mystery

[nightflower099]

i would have loved to walk in on that XD

[joshisastral]

why do hobos pee in you? <--one of the greatest mysteries in life

[JZProductions45]

can i buy ur musik?

[narutofangrl]

...Where are the other eight Flukus? I want them.

[oryantezuka]

Flula, never stop being naked. Never.

[gobananas082945]

...

[KesleyWORKS137]

Flula! Be my friend? Your so awesome!

[tyler9452]

lol reminds me of freshman year

[mettal1392]

So true, I used to take an elevator down from a parking garage to get to work every morning, and it always smelled like piss

[rangerbylaw]

damn flulas got a fresh line up

[pltshp]

I love you.

[LiftYourSkinnyFist]

Funny thing is, hobos pee in the stairwell at my buddy's apartment complex, so I always take the elevator... When I take the stairs I kick the exit door open... If I was a bum pissing in stairwells I'd certainly pee on the handle.

[simonprohax]

flula, das ist super!!! 

[ir0ckfartz]

this is deeep bruhh

[Rubberbandballer]

I want to be his best friend.

[jacquelyn129]

@Rubberbandballer I want to be his lover.

[neil147a]

You should just do ALL future videos in your pants.

[MonkeyRiot7777]

Flula!

[FuzeGFX]

amazing

[Arod13yank]

y don't u upload your music?

[Rubberbandballer]

@Arod13yank I don't think we're ready for it yet.

[ElizaCocoful]

I love you flula... :D

[PrecociousPanda]

Awesome as per usual. I'm not going to say it.