Shit Redneck Guys Say

[allidock11]

Nah, I'm at work.

[LeMonsieurMauve]

Also, holy fucking brilliant. He's using a paintball pod holder to hold beers. It's even camo because it's for paintball. It fits a redneck perfectly.

[LeMonsieurMauve]

If the rednecks in my family were actually more like this guy, I think I'd like them a lot more. As it stands, they're just fucking stupid and annoying.

[arkansasrazorbackfan]

"You're about as useless as tits on a boar hog!"

"Hey ya'll..."

"I'm fixin' to..."

[iClicktele]

I'm from Louisiana, I talk like that. Pardis Gras fuckers.

[demonicdrama]

Ain't nothing but a chicken wing.

[candiedlilac]

Up to my ass in alligators! YES!

[MasterShoo5]

I'm from the south and this is pretty funny LOL

[veggielover87]

I will never comprehend how my father ended up emulating these types of behaviors after being raised in L.A. Rural California is populated by a surprising number of people possessing this kind of substandard intelligence, grossness, and unhealthy obsession with shooting living things.

[Nate35819]

shit degenerates say.........lol

[zdub860]

I do have to wonder what is behind the fridge

[battelman97]

i thikn it shouldv just been 1 clip of the guy saying "Hey y'all, watch this"

[125Danika]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit....

This is amazin! :)

[masstag1]

HAHA,but naw I'm at work

[gagamonsterx4]

I know waaay too many of these people

[FlairMeagan]

"back that son'bitch up" Yes.

[andrewdouvros1]

for those who dont know, to say, "say..!" when you want someone to respond, IS very southern

[andrewdouvros1]

dont for get the "uhmm bye" when youre getting of the phone!

[bighugejake]

"Yeah, I'll take ya ta th' dump."

[sydneylovesu1]

0:03 I have that fish pillow!

[hannahstew13]

haha this is soo accurate

[rosecur1]

Hell nah, Hell yeah, Hell nah

[kareem0824]

HE sounds like Madea

[lowell45]

heardat

[videogameguy77]

my neighbors

[allidock11]

This was awesome.

I not only have heard almost everyone of these things...but I find it sort of irresistible. I guess that's how you know you're a southerner. :)

[ReaganBush12]

HELL Yeah! Im bout as confused as a cow on astro-turf...

[endrightwinglunacy]

Dayal Errnhut Joonerrr!!

[yueharuno]

This is...my whole town...

[madisonnozment]

SAY?

[cooksterz]

Yall make me happier than a buzzard with a bucket of guts!! LOL - chicharrones y chili ftw

[funnymanstuff13]

what?

[emRED93]

respect fir the beer belt. funny and so accurate

[AshlynNicole390904]

WHO THE HELL PUT MY GRANDPA ON YOUTUBE?

[markycincy3]

nah i'm at work

*sitting on the couch*

[GrizzGreenGurl]

"no thank you baby I got a dip in" HELL YEA!

[chamblizi]

when my first kid does something stupid i am going to reply "boy so dumb he couldnt find his ass with both hands"

[chamblizi]

SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER SAYS:

BABY BABY BABY OH!

[hiddenmaggot]

Say?!!

HAHAHA!!! Its really sad that most of my family use these phrases frequently. Oh rednecks... So entertaining.

[candyredbutterfly]

I'm from the south and i can say this is pretty accurate. :-\

[singplaylaughlove9]

"Hell yeah! Doin' more damage than a tornaduh in a trailer park!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA I almost fuckin' pissed myself.

[fly5155]

haha aside from the beer belt this both looks and sounds like my dad, awesome

[munchonmadick]

Busch light

[hellokittymeowww]

This is great!! Beer belt rules!!!

[flattsfan629]

Love the beer belt....LOL :-)

[deerguy14]

the amount of times ive said no thanks i got a dip in is crazy

[Weltgeist13]

Butter my butt & call me a biscuit... LOL

[2007Thrower]

Love this ! probably because im from Ga

[qr416]

You remind me of cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

[intoweapons]

Here is a good one I heard recently, "He loses more parts than a leper on a pogo stick"

[intoweapons]

LOL, God Bless America!

[loqutor]

Rednecks come up with the best metaphors. XD

[sr1129]

they only said it once, but.... DO WHAAAT????

[AnimangaXfreak]

Wow. Lol. This reminded me of my mamaw XD

[PartyHardMusic]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

[Th3Capitalist]

Beats the hell outta me and I gotta straight flush. haha

[christinaleann13]

Heck, that aint just redneck guys, ive said more than half of them things and im a durn GIRL!!

[Davis4037]

some of these things the guy said, normal southerners say......just not in that tone

[freakshowrob]

This video is awesome! Reminds me of life at the trailer park.

[dg14813]

Funny though very stereotypical. Only a few rednecks sit around and drink beer all day. Most rednecks work their asses off for a living.

[ShadowsOfTheRain713]

I find this hilarious because I've heard All of these from me redneck family members. XD

[Dchapp22]

Hahaha, it's pretty bad I have heard about everything said in this video around town.

[iAlondra1]

I actually know exactly what he's saying... :O

[krishunsucker]

this is missing one thing... Dale Earnhardt

[SueBeaWho]

I keep watching this over and over and have shared it on FB and CC! It is just soooooooooo funny!!

[maybelle907]

I'm from the city and this is exactly word-for-word how my fiance's family is.. Lord help me...

[SueBeaWho]

@maybelle907 LOL

[SueBeaWho]

@SueBeaWho And if your fiance is as handsome as THIS redneck is "color yourself lucky" :-)

[YoungNeckSticks]

@maybelle907 roll tide

[ashhole200]

Western PA love

[MrPunkFever]

Haha, I'd love to have been born in the South.

[YellowledBetty]

This one's the best redneck one I've seen!

[50ryanmc]

no thank you baby ive got a dip in

[dopejoel]

I'm from Alabama and I approve this message !

[ReaPunx]

All of the rednecks I know are really hard workers...just sayin :)

[shescountry19961]

Im busier than a one- legged man at a butt kickin contest

[c0ncept]

WEST VIRGINIA REPORTING IN!

[Morganstarr96]

HELL YA!!!! Scared the bejesus outta me!!!!

[Dem0nz890]

i was at work when i saw this.

[mosin21]

from Charlotte North Carolina and man this was some funny stuff god bless the south

[loqutor]

I grew up in Michigan, so it disturbs me how many of these I've said.

[victornewman06]

I'm a black guy born in southwest arkansas and this is absolutely EPIC!!!! LOL

[dharper1647]

@chrishickle I use most of these daily

[chrishickie]

Born and raised in Tennessee and I have heard every one of these phrases daily and it is just part of how we live!

[Geolicious]

I suddenly miss living in Alabama.

[metallistones]

Oh lordy mercy...

[gearheadtedm]

Rednecks use Nextels...

[WhoIsNC]

Even though I was born and raised in New York City, this is so funny to me because I've spent 3 years in Missouri so I understand all the jokes. LMAO

[thatstencilguy]

I'm from eastern Kentucky and this shit is hilarious. I hear this every morning when I'm getting my coffee at the local gas station.

[NvHessler]

i dont know anything about anything.

[crawfish35]

i'm from mississippi and this is fucking perfect

[ArsonDubstepOfficial]

i like how he still has his hat on in the shower. Funny shit.

[boredguy52]

hell, I'm Asian and I reckon I say half of those things

[PaintTheBlack23]

Y'all gotta back the sum bitch up!

[biXkit541]

1:17 That is some nasty spit!

[FatGingerKid5]

1:05 made more damage than a tornado in a trailer park

[PhilFeedback]

I got 2 words for ya. "Lynyrd Skynyrd"

[Baldowl]

Say! Say! Say!  Say!

[mdibanez22]

Any else notice he was still wearing that hat in the shower?

[rachel198369]

He's dead on with the "Say?" thing. I heard that all the time growing up. 

[Jmayerfan87]

Ha ha. I love rednecks.

[RichManJrGoW]

WOOOOHOOOO NASCARR ehh jimmay get me some more coors

[Saturnstar89]

thumbs up!!!!!



[Cabanaman]

My mind was blown at "up to my eyes in alligators". I thought my grandpa made that up.

[ragemanchoo82]

He also missed "Fucking faggot" and "[blah blah blah] faggot." :P

[DickJones420]

Yap...and if ur aunt had nuts shed be ur uncle...LMMFAO!!!

[mashedptater]

An Obama campaign add at the beginning? How the hell did that happen?

[TheGlobalMisfit]

0:38 Shit! My sister's so ugly I had to tie a pork to her neck just to get dogs to play with her.

[gspahr]

Fuck, I don't speak redneck, I'm having a hard time following the story here.

[Chyzle17]

@gspahr haha i speak fluent redneck ;) it aint hard to get xP

[Bonandregalit]

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

[11Itachirox]

WHU BEN DRANKIN ALL MAH BEAR?

[PerfectBalance]

No "Well there's your problem", or "You dun did it"?

C'mon now.

[LambdaKore]

An ammo belt full of beers -- pure freakin' genius.

[MisterJ2007]

they took my job

[diegoteinog]

BUHRUCK HOOSAIN' OHBAHMA

[dfgyuhdd]

missed "...down there buh-tween the church and the fire department."

[jupiterjelly]

I live in Eastern KY in the mountains and this is so true. lol Of course it's kinda exaggerated but people do that "SAY? SAY?" thing all the time when you won't answer them and it drives me crazy! Oh and the comparisons too!! People do that ALL the time too like "she was madder than a red-headed step-child!!" lmao

[vanchai1]

is that a razor from 2002?

[Islacker3]

I think im going to make a Shit Rednecks say too. We OK/TX Rednecks are a little different in our ways.

[dang3rlad]

@Islacker3 TX is waaaaaaaay better thank OK. Don't say they're similar

[glogoddess]

im in knoxville tennessee, and ive heard every single one of these lol really funny great job

[ronmorris43]

I'm from Rome, Georgia and the GTER hat he has on has the phone number from Rome. Who is this guy, and where is he from?! By the way, we don't say "git r done".

[itchyleaf]

roll tide.

[modularmoe]

No "Git R Done"?? Fail !!

[doigeroo]

i'd eat a yard of her shit to see where it came from

[TheRobertDenton]

well butter my but and call me a biscuit lol!!!!! havent heard that one before good one

[TubeBoober]

"Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest" CLASSIC!!!

LMBAO!!!

Love it...

[TeamDrivenProduction]

you forgot : it's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock.

[FNHERSTAL37]

just sniffing...

[rileychristophr]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whitewash014]

I fucking hate red necks...get an education!

[AgentCarter]

@whitewash014 seriously?

[33BMX33]

@whitewash014 bitch i know red necks that make more money then you can dream of 

[sufizmjim]

You say funny things, ha ha, convincing.

[biggray94]

you are right

[27specialblend]

Make more videos PLEASE

[cruck9027]

He forgot "over yonder"!



[xraidedlok]

this is my grandpa.

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

you forgot "you mess with one of us, you mess with ALL the trailer park!" 

[geyza0711]

It´s funny because it´s true.

[jennigill87]

HAHA I love it! I was wonderin when someone was gonna make a redneck version

[eyeofth3b3hold3r]

This is me. lol

[orcgoddessspike]

I didn't hear "He's as useful as tits on a bullfrog" nor "Honey, put your shoes on, go find the kids, and get the car crunk. I got us some rasslin' tickets!"

[GSProductionsMedia]

Nice, Well done man! Good job! - Matt

[ReeNaissance]

Barrack HOSSAIN Obama! You got me on that hahahah

[bozoshmeegle]

boo boo jude call the law !!!

[mrmaxstorey]

Best shitsay so far

[TaylorGangMel]

Sheeeit Lmfao

[BoiGenius1986]

443 people are rednecks!



[DrFonzo]

If your aunt had nuts she's be your uncle!!!!

[iCharizarr]

I HAVE THAT FISH >:D

[ernunnos]

Hold mah beer and watch this!

[JstaGoodoBoy01]

"No thank u, i got a dip in" i say that just bout everyday. its starting to piss me off, u could clearly tell i got a dip in, and u always have to ask me if i want food...fuck!

[milkmanmexican]

Haha good job. A lot of theae videos suck but this was very entertaining. I'm going to use some of those sayings.

[MarshallTheHerd]

how do you drink bear? Do yall drink deer, turkey, too?

[naynaychicka]

lolol. this was extremely intertaining. thanks :)

[cjrbtx1991]

@hayhayorkeke the "no thank ya baby, ive got a dip in" sounds like mine! lol

[TheRecoveringZombie]

DEW WUT?! LMAO!

[cjrbtx1991]

omg..this sounds like my dad. lmao

[hayhayorkeke]

@cjrbtx1991 sounds like my ex

[breakherlegs1]

This is so true.

[franklinreid]

Haha! Good job

[IanSidles86]

He missed "I'd walk a mile through broken glass barefoot just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie" after checking out a hot chick.

[GuruEdward]

well done

[tomx1704]

you forgot "down yonder" and "youins"!!!

[flykiwi3]

IT'S CRANKIN' NOW! hahaha

[crimsonheather]

haha. My grandma says "Say!"