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  • I remembered back when I first picked up my NCO sword and had to fight this lava monster.... those were the days. Semper Fi!

  • fuckin magma golems

  • I want to join the monster's army.

  • hahah i remember these commercials

  • WAIT A MINUTE....there was no big monster like that when i joined.....THEY LIED TO ME......FUCKIN MARINE CORPS

  • Does this remind somebody else of "Starship Troopers"?

  • what they don't show you is he ain't got no legs, that lava monster ate up his legs.

  • Would you like to know more?

  • generation kill anybody? haha

  • I'm still joining if i have to go through this.

  • lol

  • A must watch cut scene from Generation Kill.

    watch?v=0Dg3Us9ld2g

  • Dameit I am going to the USMC not Zelda

  • thats it. Im sold.

  • 0:38 he's like "WTF is this shiet"

  • The crucible 2.0

  • Looks pretty right!

  • That is a Marines commercial from the 80s.

  • Lol I bet this has gotten so many views after people watched Generation Kill

  • Nice comment leiro....lol,this is by far the funiest marine commersial iv seen.

  • yep that was recruit training.

  • I joined the Marines thinking I was going to slay dragons and demons. Turned out the Marine corps isn't like Skyrim! :(

  • wtf

  • that was a balrog from lord of the rings? then frodo was a marine too, and gandalf his commander officer.

  • Holy Shit!!

  • Shit, my recruiter never told me I had to slay Balrog to get through boot camp! :P

  • power ranger

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then you get your legs blown off.

  • Thumbs up if you enlisted to get a crack at that lava monster.

  • When did they get video of Chesty's bootcamp?

  • Is this a dungeons and dragons ad or  a Tron Ad

  • Looked everywhere for a damn lava monster for 6 years! Never found his ass.

  • thank god he killed the lava monster before i joined

  • ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You Shall Not Pass

  • sci-fi would have to do better than that up against a United States Marine.

  • Dress blues with a sword!

  • slay that dragon lol

  • why are people saying dragon? this looks nothing like a dragon. its some lava monster shit from final fantasy or something

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  • marines have slain many dragons, how do you think you were born?

  • this is stupid!! a marine fighting a dragon i mean cmon get real

  • Quake: The Movie

  • I forgot about this commercial. Wow it seems like forever since I've seen it. When was this one on TV?

  • My ass... lol

  • @lorf151 HOW IS THIS RELEVANT? I DON'T SEE "YOUR ASS" ANYWHERE IN THAT MOVIE. THIS IS A MOVIE. STOP BEING RIDCKULUS. WHY IS THIS FUNNY? THIS IS AMERICA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU ARE JUST FULL OF CHODES AND CAN POSSIBLY NOT BE FROM AMEICA. DO YOU THINK ASSES ARE FUNNY? ALRIGHT, MAYBE A LITTLE BUT CMON MAN THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY AND YOUR IN HERE TAKING ABOUT ASSES IN THIS MOVIE. THE MARINES ARE GOOD FRIENDS. DON'T MAKE A DIP SHIT ALRIGHT. SO YOU CAN GET IN OR GET OUT AM I RIGHT GUYS?! HURAH

  • @nfdgoisn Man, i don't like people like you.... I take Soldier Commercial seriously but this is too much they just made it look childish man thats why im laughing about it but dont take it too personal. This isn't a movie, its a propaganda commercial, Who the fuck do you think you are talking shit to me like that. Yes, Im not from America and im not a American, I'm Korean a Korean ROK Marine serving in US base. Don't fucking Hurah, unless u serve the army for ur country.

  • @nfdgoisn By the way, I dont knw if ur trying to make me look like an ass... The way u commented me and the way you write/spelling makes u look like a retard.... i think im more american than you are COD boy.

  • Every time I see a video like this it almost makes me cry. Thank you to all who wear the uniform.......God Bless America

  • Send Willow to fight the dragon's......with a lil help from the Brownies "hey Ugly"

  • this is such false propaganda everyone knows only the army actually fights dragons.

  • @SuperTregs Yeah, Marines fight giants.

  • this one sucks

    everyone knows the best one is fighting the dragon... why else did i join now where is it

  • @royalflipskater when u have to club up the wall first

  • do people actually fall for this?

  • since when do marines slay dragons?

  • USMC, how many dragons have you slain?

  • @fludblud 0, but I'm still on the hunt ;D

  • Wooohooo dress blues with a sword

  • hooray for propaganda? No wait... "Hoo-rah!" for propaganda. My bad. -_-

  • Your experience may differ...

  • @Matthewb1995 lmfaoo dude I thought the same thing when I say it hahahaha " brad wanted to slay the dragon with the sword"!! Ahahahaha

  • This would be more true to life if the dragon was an iraqi child and instead of slaying it with a sword the guy just shot it in the face, good times ya'll

  • This made me laugh cause of generation kill!

  • So the new boot camp looks pretty good. Make sure you just duck alot. It look like even after this and war you could use this skills outside and into everyday world. Think of how many traffic rush hours you could beat

  • Looks like a new Devil May Cry trailer :D

  • i dare you to to put a real marine i this obstacle course

  • Well that made me feel a bit sick...

  • Great, an Ad that feeds the misguided notion that War is just another video game writ large.

  • 0:32 I would kill for that sword :o beatifull thing right there.

  • i think that was the terminal lance sword he was using, i rate that shit.

    EAS 7 months! oooh rah

  • Thanks for posting this

    I remember watching this commercial back in 1999 when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton

  • they must have changed the crucible. i like this one better!

  • I have this necessity to play a game

  • MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA

  • No, I'am really pro-American, but that's not true. The Brittish and Dutch Marines are on the 1st and 2nd place of world's thoughest Marines. They train everywhere on the globe and are one of the olddest Marine Corps (The Dutch Marine Corps (Netherlands) was founded in 1665, The Royal Marines (UK) in 1664). But overall I support all the European, Canadian and American troops, at least we are Allies!

  • @TheDavidNathan Trust me the USMC trains everywhere as well Mountains, swamps, urban, desert (obviously lol), hot, cold, is doesn't matter what were faced with we get the job done. Don't get me wrong not bashing the other Marines around the world. And yes there older we weren't even a nation then and the Marine Corps was born on Nov. 10th 1775 just if your curious.

  • What the...oh this must be Paris Island boot camp. Glad I went to San Diego.

  • I want to join the marines so I can fight dragons!

  • "Shoula rolled into battle with a sword brad...that woulda fuckin rocked."

  • @USMC77777 you'll be a joke in modern battlefields

  • I saw this when I was 8. It was false advertising, I wanted to fight that lava monster. There's nothing like that.

  • This commercial had something to do with me enlisting!

  • USMC took the idea from Quake. soooo obvious.

  • @fourstar7 Pretty obvious. It's an adage however.

  • Did anyone notice the first boss of Quake is pretty much the same scenario as this lava monster scene?

  • does anyone else notice that they guy walked out of a ega

  • This deserves 720p

  • Could be the worst music ever.

  • @petas874 agreed

  • I like how he gets turned into a robot at the end

  • Thumbs up if Todd Hollenshead sent you! :D

  • THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER

  • Joshkkv needs an ass whoopin

  • Woodie!!!!

  • Have the pride and courage to be a real man. True to yourself. Have the heart to be GETBaC

  • ...

  • the best huh...then how come in the best ranger challenge a marine has never won against the army rangers? yeah. nice propaganda marines ;)

  • @joshkkv because its a show its not real! Marines are the enemies worst nightmare but a allies best friend.....what the hell does an Army Ranger have that Marines dont!

  • @MarinexMCK about 8 weeks more training. last time i checked marines dont jump out of air planes going 500 mph 20,000 feet in the air and parachute into enemy territory. i have a great respect for all the branches of the military but the seals and the rangers are the best. look up the best ranger challenge. marines enter it every year and a marine has NEVER beaten a ranger. most of them drop out of the challenge.

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  • @joshkkv one yes Marines do halo jumps -Recon marines and Marsoc. two Maines do not get alot of slots to Ranger school and most of the military at the ranger challenge are army anyway. just makes sense that the army would place first,for that matter no navy seal has ever placed first. you cannot compare advanced training of rangers or seals to the Marines as a whole. Marines are special beacuse they are the only combined air-ground team in the world

  • @joshkkv one yes Marines do halo jumps -Recon marines and Marsoc. two Maines do not get alot of slots to Ranger school and most of the military at the ranger challenge are army anyway. just makes sense that the army would place first,for that matter no navy seal has ever placed first. you cannot compare advanced training of rangers or seals to the Marines as a whole. Marines are special beacuse they are the only combined air-ground team in the world

  • @MarinexMCK humm bart 

  • @joshkkv

    dude that challenge has only been done twice from what i can find from their website, and how can you compare a challenge like that to combat? oh wait you cant. also scope out a history book and you will see that the Marines have to save the Army more often then the other way around! plus you really cant compare a special forces unit like the Rangers/SEALS to a standard military branch like the Marines, also i know of lots and lots of Marines that have gone to become Rangers/SEALS!!!

  • @cplboyd all the marines do is secure a landing for the army to go in and do their job. and big deal lol thats a few out of thousands. a family friend of mine joined seals back in '03 (sadly hes MIA right now) but marines are just taught they ARE the best, to give them confidence, in fact, too much confidence which could be fatal to their objective.

  • @joshkkv plz tell us if he if found

  • @MollyTheLag hopefully hes dead. that'd be better than being held captive for so long and probably tortured.

  • @MollyTheLag hopefully hes dead. that'd be for the best. navy seals are trained to withstand extreme interrogations so when they couldnt get anything out of him they more than likely killed him. but sadly no one knows.

  • i never got to do that...shucks

  • What year was this made?

  • Which chapter did you come from?

  • Marines? No. SPESS MEHREENS!

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  • Fuck Yeah

  • I am so Joining the Navy for i can search the world for treasure battle Pirates and serpents! The U.S Navy are the only ones that can protect our freedoms and the high seas from the Death Lord Cthulhu!!!

  • @Se7enBeatleofDoom you know the navy do fight pirates right? lol Im not joking lmao......

  • @Se7enBeatleofDoom to much fuckin' SpongeBob

  • @11bangbangable My pleasure :P Incidently, the USMC need their dress swords to be more like that thing he pulled out of the rock as it is infinitely cooler than the saber they got now xD  Mind you, in the words of 'Fighting Mad' Jack Churchill, "Any officer who goes into battle without a sword is improperly dressed!"

  • Haha who made these commercials? This one and the chessboard are crazy awesome

  • @11bangbangable In England, fag is slang for ciggarete... Many action heroes smoke. Action heroes are badass. Ergo, the USMC is badass! *LOGIC'D!*

  • 10 Lava monsters didnt like that Ad... too bad.

  • I'm enlisting so i can get me a lava monster head on my wall

  • kind of crazy, but war is worse, so interesting, innovative ad. go marines! semper fi do or die kill kill kill!

  • Brad probably saw that tv commerical the one with the knight who fucks up the dragon and then turns into the Marine, uh uh dress blues with a sword!" gotta love Generation Kill

  • Gandalf was a Marine.

  • That's the commercial Dat made me join I'n year 2000!! I still remember that commercial beat!!!

  • This video is such a rip-off! I've been in 4 months now, haven't even seen the damn lava monster yet!

  • Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat. -Generation Kill

  • See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon that turns into the Marine.

  • @saveferris1991 Ooooooh, dress blues and a sword, woo..

  • @dykwimtmno504 You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.

  • @saveferris1991 Out here huntin' dragons.

  • Its the sword from archeology, how much he farmed for it? Btw i hope this is a joke video, because doesn't inspire anyone to enlist.

  • I love the end of that ad.

  • What the fuck is this?

  • im sure alot of geeks will joint he marines after watchingt this ad

  • I still have my 2-handed sword to fight that lava monster. Mine has +2 strength +3 courage and -5 fear.

  • false advertisement! i joined the marines to fight that monster and all i got was 3 months of hazing and countless navy showers with buncha raw ass nasty recruits.

  • @fyte4luv808 Are you sure it was not the Merchant Marines? LOL

  • The giant rotating blades obstacle is actually in receiving, after you get your hair cut.

  • Today, the Middle-East; tomorrow, Middle-Earth!

  • @Cryptographer12 Hoo-Rah!

  • @Cryptographer12 Ooh-Rah!

  • @Cryptographer12 Yeah, Sauron will never see it coming...A JDAM to the face!...Er, giant eye...

  • @Cryptographer12 hhahaahahaaaahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • Yup, this is our O course

  • "So you....so you actually have a lava monster?"

    "Yeah, man. You have to fight it to become an officer. That's what we all had to do. You Jelly?"

  • Damn thats the easiest way to become an officer in the Marines..

  • Wow, the marines can solo Ragnaros, huh? That saber must be a good drop.

  • @endersgame55 LOL, must be a legendary.

  • i want to join the marines fight lava monster with a sword and then jump past a spiny thing in slow mo

  • This dude , Michael burk, is my cousin.

  • wow this commercial is so inspirational......i'm in college and i'm thinking about joining the marines......i can't decide on which branch to join after college.....haha!

  • KICK SOME ASS BOYZ!!!

  • WHERE IS YOUR GOD DAMN O.R.M. WORKSHEET MARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fuck...YES!!!

  • it's like a video game commercial! This is meant to reach KIDS!

  • BAD ASS SABER IN THE STADIUM!!!

  • Got out the CORP in 2007.....and this one still gets my blood pumping..SEMPER FKING FI!!!!

  • my favorite part of boot

  • What you mean you didnt fight a giant fire breathing rock monster at bootcamp? Fuck.. no wonder why so many fell out of my crucible...

  • LOL so this is the commercial they were talking bout in Generation Kill haha

  • @acosta95122sj in what?

  • I did this.

  • crap that should have been an officer commercial that guy had officer blues on

  • @QuantumQuacks honestly i'd have a better chance at committing suicide studying psychology than being in the finest fighting force on earth.

  • Man, my brother joined the army and the only exciting things he got to fight were a troll and Dracula. He should have joined the marines.

  • looks like something out of starship troopers

  • @zhihao1 just without the killer shovels

  • @QuantumQuacks Maybe you should have studied grammar, and how NOT to fuck with the wrong people?

  • Oh shit. Lava monster.