Chris Tucker's funny bits from Rush Hour 3

[popohihihiko]

what word means cat ???????????????

[punkrockrapp]

right! W! and his sister's a W and his grandma is a 2 bit W who makes W cause she's got no teeth u tell him I said that! =))

[punkrockrapp]

u down with that snoopy?=))

[FlippytheMasterofPie]

I still love that nun scene.

[alemmesanovic1]

" Nice work with you sister. "

" Anytime brother.."

Hahahah xD

[YuraChan88]

2:07 reminds me of Abbot and Casdello who's on first lol

[ch3wy007]

28 ppl dnt like chris tucker

[chilvari]

Professor McGonagall!!! 3:15

[BiteSizeBrick]

they got it wrong, it says "Chris Tucker's funny bits from Rush Hour 3", but its only 6 minutes long!

[MrLail2]

"i dont know what the you feeding him but he is TOO DAMN BIG" lmaooo

[Hongers1]

"his beads sista! his hairy stinkin' beads!" HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[SamBoy991]

why is everyone dsaying all the words they are saying, isnt that what the videos for???

[DaNnY97821254]

lol thank u sista, anytime brotha xDDD lolzzzzzzz

[princessmariam1]

wha song is chris sing at the beggining

[jhaliah1]

@princessmariam1 Do Me Baby by Prince.

[ProEffects94]

Lee : "if you half chinese, I'm half black, I'm your brother and I'm fly you down with that snoopy that's dope ain't it"

Chris : "Sorry Lee yuo can't be black, there's a height requirement"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOL

[rigenzea]

i don't know what the hell you feed him but he's too damn big

did he said negro? IMAO

5:10 - That's how you do it when u want to kill someone

anytime brother haha

[muntu1221]

"That's dope, innit?

[102astig]

if the french asian didnt stop speaking french christucker would BITCH SLAPPED HIM BACK TO MING DYNASTY! idol!

[ryan100able]

Carter: nice working with you sister

sister: Anytime brother

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[EmperorFaris]

Lee I trying to kill somebody man an the yui Mei was funny

[AnimeLover5838]

Oh my gosh I'm an Asian that an speak French too! Hahahaha

Wow :P

[fullellinaras]

1:03 I can has orgasm?

[dakotaV45]

ღღღღღ LOVE

[Johnathon9o7]

"That means I am your brahdah and I am fly!"

[parkourman350]

*slap*

speak english LMAO xD hahaah

[CrazyyGqirL00Cee]

Prince sonqs , мι¢нαєℓ נα¢кѕση moves!! The perfect collab !

 ღღღღღღღღღღღ

[xXHollowRebornXx]

His beads sister, his hairy stinking beads.

[TheAndrewrah]

Tucker: lee im goin with u im ur chinese brother. Lee: fine them im your black brother. Tucker: no u cant be black... theres a hight restriction... also, Tucker: yah thats right lady pray to god tell him someones coming for him

[leonidas231]

@TheAndrewrah all the wrong qoutes

[TheAndrewrah]

@leonidas231 thx a lot i was usin them off my head... most pple get the point

[Jennyfairie]

-Nice work with you sistah

-Anytime brother

*CLAP



[y2ksharingan]

Chris: Tell me before i rip your beads of and shuv em in your mouth!

Nun: His beads?

Chris: His beads sister!, his hairy stinking beads!!

hahaahahahah

[MrHestolemyname]

btw. what word rymes with maggot?

[LiLRod360]

@MrHestolemyname faggot 

[MrHestolemyname]

@LiLRod360 ah...lol at first i thought u were calling me a faggot xD

[wolfram125]

@MrHestolemyname u sure he did'nt ? xD

[Justine1440]

4:44 lol

[iljazii]

Shhees a man

His aa maaan !!

haha

[childprodigy37]

"That's right sister, call the Lord and tell him he's about to have some company." Iol, Chris is fucking awesome.

[brayden740]

you tell him i will f word him up

[TheArmyman14]

FREEZE OR ILL BLOW UR ASS CHEEKS OFF! IMFAO

[Mr8Carlos8]

5:02 --> i almost died laughing LMAO

[Thousandmasternagi1]

"He is Mi, and I am Yu."

[suzyjonas]

lol anytime brotha :D

[Hardkore2fly]

tell  me something forgive farther for i have sins!!!!!!!

[Hardkore2fly]

tell us right now or i cut your beans off and shove it in your mouth

[MrHestolemyname]

@Hardkore2fly it was beeds

[Hardkore2fly]

@MrHestolemyname tru

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

"Lee there's no bullets in here"

"Sorry"

"I'm trying to kill somebody man damn!"

[suzyjonas]

@Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX

>_>

don't get me wrong or right :x

your copying someones comment :]]]]

[Hardkore2fly]

i don t know what you re feeding him cuz he s too damn big

[SEBANATOR12]

thats right sister call the lord tell him hes about to hav some company lmao lol rfol

[seanmikael]

Imma kick HIS ASS!

[stormassassin55]

@APRomeo thx i get it lol

[Ram3nf0x668]

JUS CALL HIM A ASSHOLE

[1918dannyboy]

i dunno what u feed him but he is to big ha ha lol

goes to the women let me see yr licence and regristation

black man you ok brotha

[stormassassin55]

when they are interrogating the french asian

whats the word that means cat and another word that rhymes with mat

[APRomeo]

@stormassassin55 Pussy & Faggot

[CaligirlSofia]

@stormassassin55

cat= pussy and a word that rhymes with maggot= faggot

[shinigami656]

@CaligirlSofia cat = bitch isnt it?

[SilverJigProductions]

Isn't one of the funniest parts just after the first scene cut away though? D:

Still an awesome video! Good job, and thanks! :D

[jasper0009able]

2:08 best part AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Mygel123]

"Nice working with you sister"

"Anytime brotha"

*high-five*

LMAO

[GeorgiaBoii32]

2:12 is the best part of the movie.

[gh3master69]

well, he used the N word again but this time he mentioned your grandmother...classic haha

[BSSLazer]

his beans thats right his hairy stinking beans ROFL!!!

[dcwood1996]

Thats dope idnt it

[TheRaxeeye]

he iz really funny wow ;)

[TheMjsuperfan]

" Forgive me father for I have sin " LMAO

[praetorian2150]

LMAO, 5:28 LMAO LMAO

[raccoonxeyesxx]

"Nice working with you, sister."

"Anytime, brotha." ;)

[mrkabashi1]

funniest actor ever 

[iyur2103]

You, Me... Everybody`s Ass Around Here, Him... Imma kick his ass i`m sick of it!!! LOL wth why his voice is so funny!!! wth are this guys waiting for Rush hour 4,5 xD

[SP33D154]

you hit an 81' cutlass supreme . . i need to see your liscence

[Marquee1000]

"That's right sista, call the lord and tell him he's about to have some company." LMAO.

[GoldenFlame75]

"TELL US RIGHT NOW OR I'LL CUT YOUR BEADS OFF AND SHOVE THEM IN YO MOUTH!"

[61741467]

@GoldenFlame75

His beads?

Yes sister,his heary stinking beads! xD

[TWiiNKiiE123]

you tell this piece ah ' s ' word tht i will personaly ' F ' word him up well tell him his mama's ah " H " ... right " W " & his sista's ah " W " & his grandma's ah 2 bit " W " who makes double cuhz she got no teeth >!!! you tell him i said that >!! lmfao

[flacco908]

@TWiiNKiiE123 HAHA LOL ILOVE THT PART

[flowerbombgirl]

brother, you okey?

[nanhunters56]

his beads sister his hairy stinking beads

[baberuth1019]

*smack* SPEAK ENGLISH hahahahaahahaahahahahahahah

[XxXsomeonelovesyouXx]

LMAO I am Yu and he is Mi :L:L:L funny shit :L

[jmasters24]

His Beads! His hairy stinking Lil' Beads !! 

[swordser2]

YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE HE HAD THE LADIES AGAINST THE CAR! ><

"Girl Your fatter then the car!"

[fatimmortal]

There should be a Rush Hour 4, damnit..

[NICK1SINGS]

@fatimmortal apparently there will be a Rush hour 4 in 2012

[wajeh77]

'ladies u just dented a 81 cutlass supreme" lmao

[annuchia]

"Lee theres no bullets in here"

"sorry"

"Im trying to kill someone man"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Armstrong643]

i don't know wat the hell u feed him

bu hes too damn big!!

[trice087]

i love the part were he be singging SHITTT IS SO FUNNYYYYY

[Sweetp424]

lol u down with that snoopi lmfao

[st0rmtr00per101]

"Nice working with you, Sister." *Slaps hands* "Anythime, brother." lmfao

[strongjenny]

2:08 was so funny

[EnLiterBensin6kr]

2 Things, first off i think Tucker actually sings kinda good rofl. and second whats the music in that Cutlass.??? at 1:20

[RunePlayer10]

lol "Nice working with you Sista"

"Anytime Brotha." LMFAO ROFL

[koldoleboy]

his beads sister his hairy stinkin beads

[bobthebuilder573]

I'm bout to whoop yo old ass cuz I'm sick of playin games! Lol

[ksunmola]

Im tryna kill somebody man... lool

[MrNathparr]

Sorry Lee you can't be black, there's a height requirement! Lol

[Pimpfasho362]

HAHEHAHEHAHEHAHE!!!!! Ah i love how he actually pulls the trigger lol

[koldoleboy]

@Pimpfasho362 he knew there were no bullets in there

[bloolouboyle]

The 81 Cutlass Supreme was actually an 87 Monte Carlo SS---Funny stuff !

[LilKrizzyB]

the last one was the best

[geekforlifevandc]

white chicks = lisense and registration

black guy = bro u ok?

gotta love chris tucker

[14moejoe]

@geekforlifevandc racist

[geekforlifevandc]

@14moejoe how am i racist did i project some sort of a steriotype and if i did dont complain to me complain to the writes of the movie

[OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT]

From "you tell him that his mama's an H!!!" to "hole is spelt with a H" is fucking killing me XD@!@!@! 3:30-4:29

[mellowmeful]

Nice working with you sister :)

Anytime brother.

*high five*

[MrMaxVC]

I'm trying 2 kill somebody man... Damn!!! lmfao

[NotSaftey]

carter: nice working you sster

nun: any time brother

LOL

[candygal126]

i dont get y he called him snoopy

[YoBreaKing]

"His beads?"

"His beads sister."

"His hairy stinky beads!"

[CrucialBizness]

He Used The (N) Word Again But This Time He Mentioned Your Grandmother

[patrickbnme4ever]

"that's right sister, call the Lord and tell him he's about to have some company!"

[TiffanyBabee]

The backround music was superb !

Does anyone know what it is?.

[YoBreaKing]

@TiffanyBabee i thnk da song at da begnn is do me baby if dats wat ur talkn bout

[sarina1123]

u tell this piece of S word that i will perosanlly F word him up LOL

[shamrock118]

ANYTIME BROTHA

[MichaelJackson838]

"I am tryin to kill soemone! Damn!" LMFAO XD XD XD

[topzombie3]

yea sista tell the lord that hes about to have company!

[catboy14a]

stop feeding him

[azndarksin14]

im ur brother and im fly u down with that snoopy? thats dope isnt it?

[sarina1123]

@azndarksin14 i love his accent when he says that XD

[munozcarlos99]

haha i am about to whoop your old ass-Carter

[zolleen]

1:56

[curvy71]

it still cracks me up when i see this

[lilTwErK123]

blam all white ppl lol

[trock111]

it nice working with u sister...

any time brother...lol..khool nun..

[jjaz04]

He slo lol

[proactivecall]

Carter:Give me the gun Lee

Lee:(Takes out Gun)

Carter:It's Over brother it's over.Who is Shy Shen?!

French Guy:in french:Shoot me!

French guy:(I don't know what he says so someone tell me)

Carter:Lee theres no bullets in

Lee:Sorry

Carter:I'm Trying To kill Somebody Man...Damn.

LOLZ

[xyv555]

@proactivecall i think he said something like "what the?!" ..hahaha!

[MeRaRoseR]

"if half chinese then i am half black.i am you brother and im fly" *flaps hands*

BAHAHAHAHA jackie chans hilarious xD

[CokeCan994]

Yes sister his beads. His hairy stinkin beads! LMAO

[cameosam]

"i believe whore is spelt with a W"

[hmongRBG]

im yu n he mi

[rtebnn]

laggy

[JONIN123456]

LOL makes double cuz she aint got teeth.

[azianbanana]

lol he lets the black guy go and pwns the fat chick and the other chick

[MyMotherIsAwesome]

Dented a 81 cutlet supreme! lol

[eamon4800]

Lee they ant no bullets in here,im trying somebody here man damn

[heisntseriousishe]

"This time he mentioned your grandmother."

[MrSnoopy195]

hez a good singa

[Messi10793]

best when he say the n word i think it means nigger

[lilaznboy90]

Tell me right now or i'll cut your B's off and shove them in your mouth. His B's? His B's sista, his hairy stankin' B's

[CrwackTV]

@lilaznboy90

I think Carter said beads.

[syrialover99]

5:41 to 6:02 is funny lol

[aniida90]

i luz rush hour

[fsdfj89]

Oh my god! The last part was so funny! :D

[fawks0512]

I am trying to kill somebody man.. damn! haha

[mercywilson1]

dats dope aint it lol..thers a hight limit to being black..lol

[mercywilson1]

whoo..haaa..lol.CHRIS TUCKER IS CRAZY

[lilaznboy90]

too much frame skip can't see picture clearly..

[123bleachdude]

haha that was freaking funny i nearly peed my pants

[LadyMackeral]

NOT YOU, HIM! I love this film <3

[PimpKid97]

4:28 just call i=him an asshole lmfao

[PimpKid97]

2:09 fuckin hilarious

[BSdude4340]

i love how he helps tht black guy instead of the ladies lol 1:21

[sexaly19]

his beads sister his dirty hairy beads.

[07111769]

his hairy stinkin' beads

[sexaly19]

my bad.

[mistersuko]

lee,there're no bullets in here^^

LOL

[ABZONB11]

it's over brother!!

IT'S OVER!!!!!!!

[TheKameron808]

"thats right sista called the lord, tellum his gonna have some company" hahaha

[BlackLegion104]

Any time brother rofl

[whocares331]

i used to love all 3 movies

[dukeassa]

the quality sucks

[novatroop]

Nice workin with ya sistah! Any time brothah!

[anestis329]

Speak english! (SLAP) stompeuuuux

[Unknown2894]

I don't know what the he'll you're feeding him, but he is too damn big!! Lmao

[LoveGirl913]

HOLY SHIIT LOL

[BUGGASTER]

"im tryin to kill somebody damn! damn!!" lol

[Coldplay1999]

the last bit's the funniest xD "His hairy stinkin b's" But all of em are funny too

[lukathekiller555]

''im your hop brotha and im fly u down with that snoopy that dope isent it''