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  • he kicked with his feet with out moving wow what gym is he going to

  • Dad ? what are you doing in this movie !

  • Qhangaroo?

  • so ein geiler FILM!!!

  • one of my favorite movies funny as hell with a great message adam was the bomb and the roof scene was the best

  • the best part is how he say :::: smell it smell it smell hahaha he put out hes shoe

  • Smell it smell it smell it, NOW TAKE IT XD

  • great movie

  • Best film ever

  • yay haters' comments! :-)

  • lol They're been fighting for 2000yrs it can't be much longer

  • wtf is this !!! sandler used to make good movies !!! :/

  • @lijecenjemozga yeah and now he makes sweeeeeet movies

  • @chrom3shorts ok!! but this sucks!! -.-

  • @lijecenjemozga no you suck... you just have no damn humor and just a big fagalow... -__-

  • @HotDamn281 grow up!

  • @lijecenjemozga what's to grow up if YOU can't grow up retard...

  • hahaha..my nephew luv diz movie xoo much..

    really funny!!!

  • smeel it smeel it now take it :D:)):)=))

  • SEX=BANG BOOM XD

  • hkhangarooo?

  • @gtruhljo I'm guessing u'll die first.

  • @gtruhljo im not your friend.. scum :D

  • @gtruhljo

    i dont see why,because i only see muslims and america fucking up the world.

  • Zohan the best man in the world, we is umbelibable

  • That movie would be so much better if Zohan was a hot chick.

  • diid u see how he kicks with hes foot

  • תריח, תריח, תריח, עכשיו אתה חוטף...

    בום

  • funniest movie ever lol!!!

  • "SMELL IT SMELL IT NOW TAKE IT"

  • haha maybe if u saw what happened in Auschwitz ud stop being a little dipshit mother fucker that thinks holocaust jokes are funny.

  • pump it up with the haircut

  • What is the song from 0:30 to 0:40

  • hene ani ba

  • @paulusman92

    the song name is

    ine ani ba - hadag nahash

    and in hebrew

    הינה אני בא - הדג נחש

  • Don't Mess With The Zohan - check out the group on facebook and join!

  • if you seen the trailers youve seen all the funny gags in it, not much point going to watch it now cos the rest of it is shit. its like a jackie chan movie by adam sandler, nuff said. why dont they make good films anymore? im so sick of these numb brained slapstick comedies with a moral twist.

  • f you

  • ahhh fizzy bubbley

  • Thats Why im proud to be Israeli!

  • u are proud??u are proud enough cuz ur country killed a thousand pupils#@!#@!#! oh wait more than dat#@!#@! wtf are wrong with u guys

  • yeah and you must be arab your fellow bin laden killed 50 thousand people what's wrong with you guys?

  • hohoho im not an arab...and...u killed more than dat...and u know what..other country's hate u guys...u crazy shitty killer...

  • we are getting killed by you muslims and their is no way we killed more ppl the u guys i bet you are a suicide bomber or something cockbreath.

  • hohoho u are stupid dude...how bout u guys u think u guys dont have suicide bombers think 1st before u type it...go 4uck urself

  • and im stupid? you barely know english go im sure their isnt much to do in where you live(palestine) except to listen to crap music or throw rocks at each other like a bunch of idiot go fuk a goat or something

  • incase u dont know im not a palestine im from other country's...and u know what ... many country's hate u guys...so go shit on ur mom

  • yeah i bet yer saudi and allso many people hate you! go throw rocks or something idiot

  • go shit on you mom? really is that all you got

  • hoho no no no i dont kill more than u guys...and...other countrys dont hate me but you all the other countrys hate u..u bastard...aiya wat an idiot go 4uck ur mom and dad ur a gay..

  • stfu man every1 hates you even your friends(if you have any) go suicide bomb or something you cockbreath dickhead i bet you a fat dum kid with no life you are the one that is gay around here and i got a suggestion for you, take your middle finger shove it in your ass and then put it in your mouth.....

  • it is u dat do dat kind of things for saying to ppls...well u just wanna 4uck all the people and dat is u...im saying u not me 4uck asses

  • you barely know english fker sit down and be quiet israelis is a proud country that defends it's people well not like you guys that hang each other just be quiet

  • pretty long story... lot of miracles happend god was watching them for sure

  • @ZiNgErFtW ME TOO! :P

  • @ZiNgErFtW israel sucks

  • @fra2603

    ur mom sucks,and u!

  • @ZiNgErFtW cuz we have sex with all the great women

  • @ZiNgErFtW  im Arab :D RESPECT AND PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST :)

  • @ZiNgErFtW Ur a mother-fucker. get off youtube and go kill some people why dont u. or are you the kind of guy who lets his country do it and pretend that he doesnt realize it

  • @cenhs95ce dude.. no offence, but how ignorant are you?

    i mean dont you know that in israel every citizen must be in the army for 3 years of duty, as a law?

    damn... whats up with those youtube hater kids

  • @ZiNgErFtW proud to be gay like zohan?

  • IT'S OUR COUNTRY GO BACK TO YOUR CAVES YOU ANIMALS!

  • @ZiNgErFtW Fuck you I hate Israelis!!!

  • @Swelim17

    Fuck you , come to Israel and then talk about her

  • @Swelim17

    Who cares about u, your wife told me u have a shot dick

  • @Swelim17

    high five!

  • @ZiNgErFtW Yeah because Adam Sandler is Israeli, oh must have forgotten about that O.o

  • @MrViktorDaniel

    he's israeli? the fuck? scence when?

    

  • so let's go let's get it on

  • haha smel it smel it and now take ut bum dats 4 you lool

  • im from israel so i can tell you- they made it look like zohan is israely for example- the "non non no no".

  • feet uppercut *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*

    double feet *splash*

    now smel it smel it smel it and now take *bang*

    that's for you

    helerios

  • the feet uppercut is awesome

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  • its called strip by adam and the ants

  • what song was played when he was cutting the hair of the woman??

  • pump up the jam!?!?!

    i beleave dont take me for the word....

  • its ...hene ani ba by hadag nachash

  • they are fighting 2000 years it can't be much longer !

    E=DD

  • except they havent been fighting for 2000 years... its only been 60 years before that they lived alongside each other in peace.

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  • this film was soooo fucking funnnnnny :D love adam sandler xxx

  • Because it's a funny movie?

  • it's funny u morron

  • jajajjaja exelent movie. was that your feets? jajaja love it

  • I cant belive Zohan bangs all the old woman, when he got all the hot flowers in Israel :D (I know its for fun..but still :D)

  • lol

    hits the kid in the pressure point

  • go and watch it! thumbs up!

  • Too bad Sandler didn't do a great accent.

  • I'm Israeli and I think he did a pretty good accent. he even said some words in hebrew. sounded pretty realistic

  • the song when he cuts hair is Pump Up The Jam by Technotronics

  • who know the name of the song when he start to cut hair..??0.o

  • who know the name of the song when zohan start to cut the hair..?? 0.o

  • Wonderfull and very funne movie, I love you Israel

  • zionist movie

    praising my jewish choosen ass

  • ASKAHSJAHSA

  • craziest film i've ever seen! Best scenes - phone call to oman and @ pharmacy ;D

  • Smell it smell it that for you,, haaahaaa

  • Very good movie. Must see !!!

  • WOOP <3 Its great

    Justa bit perverted though lol

  • Purple Penis.

  • Smell it Smell it Smell it NAO TEK IT ;D

  • you can watch this at skuadup. com

  • Omg. I saw that movie! I love it! :3

  • Zohan got Mariah on hiz shirt!!

  • Im from Israel and I loved it

  • fuck u all israel

  • this reminds me of eric cartman as robot buddy.

    uhh you can have adam sandler have like a million dollars in a desert uhh but he must uhh.

  • For Terrorist supplies, Press one...lmao

  • ugh...the trailer makes it seem better than it is. its funny but really perverted!

  • haha datsounds funn

  • Smell it, smell it, now take it

  • i seen that. frickin hilarious

  • sandler kicks ass

  • lol i'm from israel and i gotta see this movie :) זה נראה בין הטובים!!

  • LOL!!!!

  • when does it come out

  • they should make a part 2

  • i saw it last night it was halarious in the begining and then it kinda got boring and its really perverted but funny

  • i WANT to see this

  • I WANT TO SEE THIS..

  • TJisATard, ur fucking retarted. wut do u wach my fair lady? zohan is adam sandlers funniest movie ever

  • ha ha .. ha ..

  • smelly smelly now take it

  • smell it smell it....

    now take it.

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