75 Gir Quotes

[musicnoranges]

I spent HOURS watching this show back in second grade... It's really weird and incredibly creepy but HILARIOUS!

[8Applejuices]

Meow :3

[titanicdargon1912]

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

[FailNinja76]

Yay i managed to get rid of my pesky sanity

[xoxosakuraxoxo1]

This is cute...... I lovee u gir so much !!!!

[bloodpaw2000]

I loveded u piggy, I loveded uuuuuuuu!!!!

[LUCKYCHIC1000]

i luv u gir!!!!!!!!



[CheeseBytch]

Love u Gir!

[mssherri74]

BUUUUURRRRIIIITTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS­!!!!!!!!! XD

[pokemonfan200zoroark]

 BURRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT­TTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[annastacialovesu123]

oo! YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY! LMFAO

[TheWebkinzlover2001]

I'm in the epic and awesome part of YouTube

[BoredNotanymore]

Gir is "Advanced" :)

[sidhes626]

My sister got GIR dog tattooed on her hip...needless to say she loves GIR

[HeatherHaikuVideos]

I miss you, cupcake~

[SoRudeTapp]

I LOVEDEDD YOU PIGGEEEEEY! </3

[Motsi22]

286 people didnt make bacon soap

[shadowa111]

BUUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIITOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SelCodyMindless]

Y IS THER BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?! I MADE IT MYSELF!!!!

[iloveSMPfilms412]

Omg I love gir!

[kallesmom]

Gir ang the squirrel are friends

[kallesmom]

Gir is amazingly cute

[mamaluigi6666]

Zim forgot to make buiscits D=

[hellokitty8053]

waffles

[evrbody]

BURRRRRIIIIIITTTOOOOOOO!!!!

[14thAngelofDeath]

what would happen if Gir met GLaDoS?

[2ECFIGHTING2]

*TRUE STORY* this is my ring tone in DMV phone on full volume doesnt answer phone,THEY LOVED THE SONG SOO MUCH they even called the police to escort me out side and listen to it too!

[anberlinhymn1]

There was no...

1. Merry Jingly song 2.THE PLUG THING! IT'S NOT PLUGGED! 3.GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES! (I think) 4.OKEY DOKEY THAN! LOOK AT ME GO! I'M DOIN IT! 5.Hi floor, make me a sammich! 6.Oh yeah! I was suppose to call the tallest! He in trouble! WOOO!

[anberlinhymn1]

*watches invader zim* I love this show... I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

[CatJean15]

NOW DIB i leave you to your (gir "moosy fate, say moosy fate) your moosy fate... (gir "hehehehe")

..

[mogseth]

IM DANCIN LIKE A MONKEY!!!!!!

[HinataChick38]

Thumbs up if anyone's yelled happily, "YAY! I'm gonna be sick!" and then threw up.

[pupgal1999]

my fave part was when gir talked

[j3nna0520]

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN IN THE SOAP!?!? I MADE IT MYSELF!!!! *I said* I AM GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!! *next* I GOTTA GO PIG I'LL SEE YOU LATER!!! *I eat pig and Gir comes back* Gir said* I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY I LOVEDED YOU!!!! *next* *TV* HERE"S TACO MAN!!!! *Gir* MUST OBEY TACO MAN!!! If u like what i just said thumbs up if u like gir thumbs up

[MIZZJOJO956]

Gir.. I LOVED YOU PIGY

[MIZZJOJO956]

Why is there bacon in the soap! I MADE IT MYSELF!LOL (:

[freezingpools]

0:06 LOL

[MsFallen23]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIITTTTT­TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS­SS



[MsLove4ever13]

I <3 Gir SSOO funny

[HUbbAbUbbA1256]

Yay I luv dis vid :)

[EvalinaxCullen]

yes, wait a minuite, no.

[JacobBlackisCandy2me]

I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!!!!!

[DeathReady4Ever]

GIR!!!!

[catgirl2001]

Zim:Why was there bacon in the soap!?

Gir: i made it myself!

[BoyRocks24]

I LOVE GIR!!!!!!!!

[michellecool9801]

I can't get to the quiz. TT~TT



[Matbombardier6985]

If I could have any robot it would b gir... and I would never b bored

[themanz124]

Thumbs up if you've ever... Ran around screaming,"I'm Naked!" Had somthing stuck and said Awww it likes me Sang the doom song on a road trip Put bacon in soap Made waffles and said guess who made waffles Fell on the floor and went hi floor make me a sammich Saw somthing and went oooh whats that! Asked on halloween can i be a mongoose dog i wanna be a mongoose dog! Saw a baby and went hi baby! Ate a cupcake and said i miss you cupcake

[Midwinterain]

Doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom...

LOL gotta love Gir XD

[KatyaAleksandraP]

LOVE U GIR :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD!

[Imadjinn]

I love the attitude he gives on "To make room for the tuna". Like he could have said "Duhhh" at the end. GIR Duh. Hurr durr.

[DespicableMeFanatic]

i <3 gir

[fallendown10]

gir is gir and all the people who think is retarted, well they are retarted. so they shouldn't even be talking! GIR U JUST B UR SELF!!!!! Thumbs up if u think so!!!

[nerdyfry831]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3MORE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS . NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[Girgirl23]

Gir: can i be a mongoesdog?

Gir: awww it like me

lol

[Galofirestudios]

#WINNING

[kirbydude55]

YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

no GIR that's bad.

Awwwwww......

[ash92781]

I love gir! He is aaammmaaazzziinngg XXDD Okey Dokey XD

[DawnRainWasHere]

Ever since I became obsessed with Invader Zim about 2 years ago,I've been screaming "DOOM!" Or Zim's quote "You're lying!" along with alot of other quotes from Invader Zim :D.

[bellarocks345ify]

I loveded u piggy

[BloomFan1329]

I LOVED U PIGGY!!!!

lolz and the elevator music!!!

[ninjaalamia12]

who wants to make a fan video?:) like this and go to my channel and write a mini paragraph why u love him and what u love best of him and say ur name :) lol oh and if u want subscribe and ill make videos of diffrent characters lol

[girfan9511]

why is his head so big why is his head so big 3:45

[shane162133]

The best was left out... Hi floor make me a samwich

[Ipunchbeezintheface]

@shane162133

It....IS...SAMMICH!

[espocheeto3710]

the last one should have been "gir self destruct" "YAY!"

[SuperAarondude]

0:00 to 535

[Poreoticssuperfan]

2:30 to 2:35 best part!!!

[bowman619]

I MADE IT MYSELF!!!

[iluvjayymonroe]

whhyyy gir? why were yew canceled i lovded yew!iloved yeew

[blahblahblah5780]

I loveded this little guy

[TDWTB]

I always quote the line. My business is done when I go to the bathroom. Everyone looks at me weird.

[MorganLogon]

GIR is soooo epic and awesome..,.. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM.. hes soo cute and funneh

[mrtotalycoolman]

his home planet to fight all the bad guys...( evem more conversation)... Me and the squirrel are friends.

[mrtotalycoolman]

you forgot "And then my master flew to the moonj in a rocket of flame and cheese. I LIKE CHEESE!", " IT'S BACK!!! AWW YEAH ! WHOOO!", These ones got peanus and soam in 'em!", "hi floor! make me a sammich!!", "i had a sammich in my head." and " I was a chubby lady hidein the bushes...(other conversation)...that's when the giant squirrel showed up...(more conversation)...no, the squirrel showed up first, then dib showed up. and then the squirrel ate dibs greasy head. after that he went back to

[mrtotalycoolman]

284 are completely insane

[OoOxChibbeexOoO]

If only i had a Gir of my own :O we would eat taco's.....all....day....long >:D

[NaiJPC]

He's so cute. x3

[Debraellen04]

BUUUURRRRRIIIITOOOOOO 1:22

[kirbypower521]

needz moar bloodeh gir ._.

[sugarcane2022]

@justinbeibernumber10 it stil goes on

but its on nicktoon it starts a 7:00am and ends at 8:00 am thumbs up if you know this already

[jasminestarbrand]

i almost wet myself the first time i heard this lol

[aandhtacos]

i love netflix... i get invader zim every day!

[RTSstation]

I SAW A SQURREL

[brytonsarver]

I think it would be kick ass to give gir BFC"big fucken can" of monster 32oz of yummy monster

[ShadowRising00]

i love him almost as much as i love... girls... 2 bad im single! i love gir!!!

[StargateMunky]

All I heard was lots of random squeaks and screams....

[avrilrocks1200]

TO MAKE ROOM 4 THE CUPCKAE ND TOONA

[Gateway7262]

Thumbs up if you've ever...

Ran around screaming,"I'm Naked!"

Left your lunch sammich to make room for a cupcake

Danced at School dance like a Monkey

Saw a Taco Bell commercial and said,"I must obey the Taco Man."

Had a pet Guinea Pig that died and you said,"I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!"

Eaten Chocolate and Bubblegum at the same time

Put a piece of bacon on a bar of soap.

Thats all.

[TheSpartan1024]

@Gateway7262 you forgot thumbs up if you ever loved this show...

[Gateway7262]

@TheSpartan1024 But everyone loves Invader Zim, or else they woulden't have found this. ^ - ^ He's gettin eatin by a shark.

[TheSpartan1024]

@Gateway7262 lol, i can't argue with that

[Gateway7262]

@TheSpartan1024 Yes. Wait a minute...no.

[obsidialord]

@Gateway7262 or secret answer D) All of the above.

[pupgal1999]

@Gateway7262 #1 Thats what I do when I take my coat off

[Gateway7262]

MONKEEEEEEEY!

[GaliNavonX3]

i love him so fucking much! x3 ♥

[XxflakisxX713]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY­ WE'ER DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEDDDDD!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[Scarred4Life1437]

I loveded you piggy I loveded yooou

[cjhj1989]

284 monkey nut lickers!

[pinkypiedinosaur]

when it turns midnight on 12/21/12 im going to sit up and say, YAAAAAAAY WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED! my last words might as well be a Gir quote! LOL (btw i doubt the 2012 rumor and when it becomes 2013 im going to watch the movie 2012 and laugh)

[Liki456]

@pinkypiedinosaur I don't believe in 2012 rumor...I just spread it around and say its true ^_^

[pinkypiedinosaur]

@Liki456 neither do i. its just a funny thought ^___^ wheres my moose?

[Liki456]

@pinkypiedinosaur I just hope that the cupcakes survive >.<

[Aizenlover101]

da people who dislike this vid are STUPID AND STOP MAKING FUN OF US JUST BECAUSE WE LIKE OTHER THINGS THEN U DO WE ARE WHO WE ARE AND U JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. Oh are great vid i liked it i LUV GIR. HEY MIR :) HEY DARKUS :) ITS DEATH TEEHEE

[ArmsOfJesus27]

immana roll around on the a lil bit mkay

HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH

[Jessedragon55]

Gir your my HEEERO ^^

[TheOriginalTwichty]

i had a sammich in my head ~

[bobodamonkey13]

How to act like GIR

-Whenever you fall face down on the ground say "HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMICH!"

-When your bored roll around floor

-When your camping and someone wants 2 sing a song,sing the Doom Song all night

-When you give someone a cookie or any other food and they ask what is in them say, " THERES COOKIE IN THEM!"

-Freak out when you see a squirrel

-Scream very high pitched in awkward moments, most preffered cutting people off mid-sentence

Copy n paste this 2 GIR vids

[EmoGal421]

GUESS WHO MADE WAAAAFFLESSS?!?!?! <3 xxx

[sunnywhokuchiki]

but i need tacos...

or else i will explode.

lol!!!!!!!

[PurpleMetro87]

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[MicaylaPaige]

I love III MADE IT MYSSELF!

[shykatedance98]

I loved u piggy I loved u

[JustinBieberNumber10]

thumbs up if u want to kill the people who canceled invader zim and if u watched this over and over again

[whitingguy]

@JustinBieberNumber10 THOSE IDITOS SUCK.THEY DONT KNOW GOOD STUFF LIKE THIS

[pshyeah4]

I wont watch the show just because gir is the only thing i like about it...thats why i have youtube!

[madisonisfat3]

@jbjoker22 invader zim is still on every day @ 10:00

[kasseybaby123]

@madisonisfat3 what channel!!!!!!

[WierdWarriorGirl]

instead of listening to music, i listened to thisfor 5 minutes and 38 seconds

[theyellowness1]

283 people don't like waffles or bacon soap ):

[Aizenlover101]

I LOVE GIR

[InvaderCroft]

You can play snake on the youtube video!! :D All you have to do is go to full screen and then press the up arrow. You will then play while the video is playing Lol

[Icepaw3333]

The 283 people who dislike it are wrong. This is awesome!!!

[themikala2000]

we still have it

and im!!!! hahaha i dont know

tacos!!!!!

[themikala2000]

we still have it

[sora15ing]

INVADER ZIM WILL RETURN!!!! OR NICKELODEON WILL BE DESTROYED BY ZIM!!!!

[xSkelli]

Is it bad if I watch this video so much I've memorized the whole thing? xD

[ruscoe214]

283 people suck. thumbs up if u agree

[jbjoker22]

I misses the Invader zim =/ I loveded you Invader zim I loveded you! I remember when it was going like this =3 and I loved that show but now its gone and I was forced to sing the doom song ='(

I GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM! :D

[123AshKetchum]

I LOVDED YOU PIGGY I LOVDED YOU!!!!!!

[jplumboy]

Doomy doomy doom.

[MamaRuthTrain]

I can't stop listening to it. LOL Gir.

Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?

Gir: I made it myself!

LOL!!

[NejiLover10199]

WEHEEEEEEEWWWWWW IM RUNNING IM RUNNING TO THE STORE TO BUY THIS WEHEEEEEEW

[KingReloaz13]

I loved you piggy!

[Deec98]

I just upgraded you guidance system!! Oh I left that at home!! You left what at home?? Guidey chippy thingy!! Why would you do that? To make room for cupcakes!!

I never heard "Oh your friends at the window!" In Bestest friends!! :'(

[danirocksxx3]

Gir Ish My Boo<3

[evilriverside]

im naked!

[KaraNekoChan]

I LOVE GIR SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! HE IS MY FAVORITE!!!! "I LOVDED U PIGGY! I LOVDED U PPIIIIIIIIGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!­!!"

[MichaelJacksonLov93]

But I NEED tacos. I need them or I will EXPLODE... That happens to me sometimes

[CreateThatLego]

gir is awsome

[gamezoid322]

i want chacolte bubble gum where do you get that stuff

[HannahMerryRiver3]

Aww i wanted to explode :/

[AlisonnSkeeterh]

283 people have no heart.

[Keeleystar]

everyone should hav a gir 

[AllThingsPokemon0123]

Thumbs up if you've ever...

gotten tape or something stuck to your finger and said aww it likes me!

Gone to the bathroom, came out, and said MY BUSINESS IS DONE!

Watched Invader Zim or a show you like and either said I love this show or I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

Gotten burnt by something and said YAY! it burns!!!

Sang the doom song on a long road trip

Said Yes... wait a minute... no. when someone askes you a yes or no question.

now paste this to 5 IZ videos

[AngelIce611]

@AllThingsPokemon0123 I've done all of them XDD

[Weapon715]

so cute! from weapon715s sister

[zenvixen1]

How does anyone dislike gir?

[HyHFour]

> Transcribe audio

> Even funnier than before

[TheRainstar13]

invader zim is back on air! howwwraw!!!!!!!!

[InvaderMekiKitty]

INVADER ZIM NEEDS 2 B PUT BACK ON AIR!THUMBS UP IF U AGREE! :3

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

i likey da gir

hes awesome

hes so funny

ya gotta luv em

[elmosimmons601012]

gir you look so sweet and cuddley i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elmosimmons601012]

I love you gir !!!!!!!

[eveanceasnce23]

I LLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEE GIR HE'S SOO CUTE :) :3 :D :8

[AGuyAndAGun]

Join Operation Head pigeons on facebook. It's our official petition and the more likes we get, the more chances we have of getting it back, especially since Vazquez said if there is enough demand to bring it back, he might restart the series after seeing Invader Zim top the charts of Nick in that whole Zim month. And yes, it is the 2.0 one

[acephallus1]

at the end it said it was copy right and said i couldent watch it no more?

[Emogir787]

i wonder why they would get rid of such a good show D:! Gir Iz Awesome

[RigelHopeStar]

There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this. XD I actually had a friend COOK bacon, slice soap in half, place bacon in soap, let soap reform around bacon, and place soap in shower. I didn't know what was going on until my friend's roommate came out of the shower with a puzzled look on his face. The roommate said confused-like "Why is there bacon in the soap?" My friend replied with a shout "I MADE IT MYSELF!" The most epic real life thing I have ever had the privilege to witness. ;)

[MamaRuthTrain]

@RigelHopeStar Tell your friend that I said, "Nice."

[RigelHopeStar]

@MamaRuthTrain I will have to do that. ;) Those guys are crazy. I recall a nerf 'war' in that tiny apartment when someone asked where the two girls were. One of the guys yelled out, "They're f@#$ing in the bathroom!" He meant this as emphasis, being caught up in the 'battle'. But the unintended connotation left everyone heaving over in laughter. :D Anyway, soap and bacon. ;)

[rose41997]

the doo\m song is on my mp3

[liavkr104]

@darcyjfk I ment, why don't they make a new season :/

[ILuvGir1234]

A hunder destroy..... WAT IS ITT?! A hundered destro... WAT IS IT!!!! a hundred destroyer machine! XDD awwwweh i love u gir. XD

[xflint7]

@ILuvGir1234 hunter destroyer, actually :P heheh