Vash's full name

[Ty17V]

Seriously, you couldn't even put that on a Birth Certificate, (unless they use REALLY small letters.)

On the upside, Gombi makes a nice nickname for him...

[ragnorokh]

I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

[TexanV1]

@ragnorokh ...don't hesitate to call.

[12345Lasker]

I thought this was vash12349

[D3jav0od0o]

@12345Lasker It would make sense considering his favorite character is Vash the stampede

[TheLegendaryJai]

Thats not his full name . If only I can remember his full name .  Its one of the episodes . Its long , but Not that long .......

[mistyfog24]

@TheLegendaryJai This is the episode he says he full name and that is the whole thing. -_-

[TheLegendaryJai]

@mistyfog24 Not to argue buddy , but your wrong .

[mistyfog24]

@TheLegendaryJai Then prove me wrong. I've watched the anime at least 7 times and have the box set. I watch it at least every two years. I know I'm not wrong. The only other time he says anything about his name is the episode Wolfwood dies. He asks him what his name is and he said his name is irrelevant. Which is not a name, it means that it isn't important.

[HcazRift]

... thayt name is awesomely long as f****

[elementdragon123]

i hate it when you use my full name

[Madmann135]

What I find magnificent about the name he uses is that he is almost singing it.

[TheOptimisticprime]

I say this to ppl whenever they ask me for my name! XD

[eternalbane996]

I have to say though... they made Milly Thompson sound really annoying.

[JacobMexi]

Vash The Stampede doesn't sound as good as Vashu no Stampedo

[sparkster7744]

Third...

[GunshyPigeon]

*sigh*

The Japanese version was first and is good.

the English dub is amazing and good in it's own right.

people have opinions now shut up everyone!

[combatmaster]

Laughing my head off at how people try to say which version is better. It's the same material, same dialogue, just different folks doing the voices for the language conversions. There is no "better" version, only understandable ones. Gotta love Vash <3

[UnrulyCitizens]

good god, the english version is SO bad. Everyone should stick to the japanese.

[Usul573]

@UnrulyCitizens

FALSE

[psychicllamakiller]

@UnrulyCitizens Trigun's dub isn't bad at all: whether it's better than the japanese is a matter of personal preference, but the english VA's do a good job. Plus, i feel that Trigun makes more sense in English, given that the characters are SUPPOSED to be speaking english: there's a scene where Vash says he can't understand japanese, which obviously makes fuck-all sense in the original japanese.

[TheSteamPoweredDude]

This is the only way to watch Trigun, English MoFo, Do You Speak It!!!!

[abirdheard]

i must say, the german vision is waaaaaay better :D

[oliverjon80]

im pretty sure snapping his neck isnt gonna get you anymore answers...

[MrSubsemnatu]

wtf,, listening that in english just makes me PUKE, the original version is WWAAAAYYY much cooler :D and much funnier

[CaptainEggSalad]

@MrSubsemnatu what makes it cooler? because some people are reading the lines in Japanese? Please, it's the same thing but in a different language

[MrSubsemnatu]

@CaptainEggSalad nop.. the accent, the tone, and the fact that it's the original language.. :)

[CaptainEggSalad]

@MrSubsemnatu Okay, well I'm going to continue to enjoy the English version because it's the language I speak.

[MrSubsemnatu]

@CaptainEggSalad good luck with that

[KnarkPekka]

i would hate if it takes 16 seconds to say my own name =(

[OMGitsDSypl]

Has anyone ever noticed that Millie is like a total retard lol?

[Leonomega91]

@forgottenV I did too and do it all the time, I love it!! :D

[PROnetwork117]

I would like to see the face of the voice actor when the director said "One more time, please" XD

[ninjaducks2007]

@PROnetwork117 I can imagine what his face would look like.

[TheMarionetteZombie]

@PROnetwork117 He had to do it a few times, because he messed up.

[GojyotheFeared]

@TheMarionetteZombie

Yea, she's pretty much the Caboose of the series.

[TheFutureViking]

Why did you cut out the neck break! D:

[Yukiblackcat]

Who wants to name their son that? lol

[angealhalo]

"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

[angealhalo]

"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

[TargetBusterBoom9]

i thought this was about Vash12349.

[Knives4540]

@TargetBusterBoom9 Me too...

[TargetBusterBoom9]

@Knives4540 haha.

[coerce1]

This shall be the name of my first born son!

[CrimsonPhoenixBen]

According to the author of Trigun, the D in Nicholas D. Wolfwood stands for "Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakini­shiteshizumetarokakora."

[Blaze123489]

I AM KNOWN AS , Valintenez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton - Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser The Third . Dont hesitate to call ha ha ha what are you talking about mr Vash The Stampede hmm i hate when u call me by my full name :D ha ha ha trigun is my fav anime next to pokemon

[royboy78501]

OMG imade JOHNNY BOSCH SAY THIS AT OUR OMNICON



[Blaze123489]

what are u talking about Mr. Vash The Stampede i hate it when you call me by my full name ha ha ha :D love tri gun my fav anime vash and meryl are my fave characters

[Ibeatgod689]

Only person with a name longer than "Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth"

[Keywora]

@Ibeatgod689 No. Feel like Vash's fake name is longer.

[jugger017]

the italian version is actually better than this one. the name is similair but better pronounced and in some part different.

[ChibiGrell]

Wow, so different from the "Total slaughter, total slaughter...." song that he sings. :D I love Vash. He soo dang cute!

[keybearersora]

@MrSamster911 I'm actually glad they didn't put that in the anime. It looks cool for a while but starts to look kinda stupid towards the end.

[MrSamster911]

in the manga his blond hair slowly turns to black

[keybearersora]

Poor Johnny. xD

[thenameiskip]

THE Vash? You mean to tell me he's THE Vash the Stampede?!

*snaps neck*

[QueenHyatt]

I knew that whole thing by heart when I was a kid.

OH MEMORIES. 8(

[Chase1558]

No no Vash's real name....is irrelevant ;P. jeeze watch the anime. plus im pretty sure the long name was made up as a joke to screw with the audience.

[WallisTylerJ]

@Chase1558 doesn't matter, it's funny

[FelicianoCookie]

@Chase1558 Like Wolfwood's middle name XD

"Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakini­shiteshizumetarokakora" = "Daily Cigarette Intake"

[TechnologyFML]

@Chase1558 His voice actor Johnny Yong Bosch mentioned this scene in a panel yesterday, and he referred to it as Vash's real name, so....

[Chase1558]

@TechnologyFML johnny yong bosch doesn't mean he's right. just watch the episodes and series and pay attention to the context in which it was said.plus that second rate black ranger is kind of a dick for a mediocre voice actor. vash was pretty much the best role he did. he really doesn't do Ichigo's voice justice. but, Bosch is irrelevant. plus each time people ask vash his real name he gives different replies. but, this is pointless debating theres insufficient evidence that this line is true.

[TechnologyFML]

@Chase1558 The Power Rangers series is ridiculous, anyway. The actors are not at fault for the poor writing; they can only work with what they have. As for being Ichigo's voice, he just auditioned for the role. It's not up to him if he's given the role. That's his voice, deal with it. If you don't like it, take it up with the people in charge of casting, not the actors. I just said he REFERRED to it as Vash's real name. Not that it was. Excuse me for contributing into a conversation.

[TechnologyFML]

@Chase1558 And he is a very nice person. You shouldn't judge a person unless you really know them. It just makes you look like the dick. =)

[HEROINBONER1]

The Japanese voices are so much less annoying xD

[Momentum139]

@HEROINBONER1, the english voices have way more emotion and enthusiasm.

[152knives]

@HEROINBONER1 thank u someone finally agree with me

[guitarexpert11]

jajajajaja what are you talking about mister vash the stampede! lol

[1992lukiboy]

haha deutsel kaiser the third

[psycosid666]

vash the humanoid typhoon

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

his REAL name is irrelevent

[mrme150]

@EmceeProphIt actually, he really does! He turns his head all the way around!

[markoalhr]

ahh, cant find Japanese version, its much better

[Momentum139]

@markoalhr... aaahhh. Cry me a river.

[chuckythekillerdoll]

ROFL the look on Wolfwood's face!

[Jude00989]

Did anyone notice the first four words he says if u take the first letter it spells out VASH. umm lol.

[dylantheswordsman]

dammit i thought i had it right but i skipped the pierre andri charton haymoss part

[SnowOwl1988]

The best is "Doitzhel Kaizer III". Always makes me smile.

[Bloody5451]

His name is Valentinez Alcelenalez Seeha Hooshizavolellez Gumbi Govella Blue Strattavarri Tallentrent Pierre Aundre Chartenhemos Alvaddovitchi Valdos George Doitzhel Kaitzer III.

[JetFire2012]

I wince at the end of the vid when Wolfwood only gets to turn his head around for a second. The KRICK noise, LMAO XD

[Browsearch]

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

is this right? :D

[TheAnimejunkie12]

The English dub kicks ass. Vash himself makes Chuck Norris Jealous.

[SouthrenBiscuts]

I am known as,

Valentenez Alkanella Zhawkshosheboheletz Gombigovella Bluestrativalli Talentrentpier Aundre Chartenhemos Bonovichi Maldos George Doitzu Keizer The Third.

Don't hesitate to call!

[thatguyismad625]

hahahahaha i new it was gonna be this!

[coltact]

why... why are you all spelling his name wrong? I am disappoint.

[EmceeProphIt]

Because of the timing the video ends at, it looks like he snaps Vash's neck.

[ninjaoftheukulele]

Best introduction since Inigo Montoya!

[tripmine111]

lol I love the scene at the end of the clip when wolfwood snaps his neck like 30 times over lol

[STUIPEDCHICKEN]

U so funny vash!!!!

[rukukitsune]

LOL I wish I had a name that came from every country/ethnicity in th world lol :D That would be one hell of a birth certificate >XD

[003animetal]

THE FULL NAME IS : Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser third JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

[austinatyahoo]

@003animetal i hate it when you call me by my full name!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Momentum139]

*extends hand*

Don't hesitate to call.

[GaolisVideoLog]

@003animetal That's "Deutscher Kaiser III". It means "German Emperor III".

[averyminya]

@003animetal What are you talking about Mr. Vash the Stampede?

[Joh447]

@003animetal stradavari is considered the best violins in EVAR!

[BigSmoke2222]

LOL I love that, everytime Milly mention's Vash's name, it's usually so loud and everyones like "WHOA! WHAT?" xD

[crimesolver992]

see, being able to memorize this whole line has allowed me to fuck with so many people's minds and make them think that it's my real name. lol.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovich Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. That's it.

[JustusScottJr]

Valentanez Alkelanela Zihag Shushisha Boherez Gambigobella Bluestratovari Talentrent Pierre Andretrartenheamos Ifarovinci Baldos George Doitzle Keiser III FTW!

[april8tals]

LOLLZ!!!!!!

[MaasterButcher]

velentinus alkelineda zihakshishabilaluhetas gumbigomell lableustratevari talentrent pierre andretratenheimus pordevinci bauldesjorge doitzokaiser the third

[neputnusofthesea]

@MaasterButcher you spelled it wrong.  Why?

[Youdsavedme]

First he introduces himself and says: "Don´t hesitate to call" then tolds he hates when he is called by his full name. XD That´s it I gotta start watching this anime!

[neputnusofthesea]

@Youdsavedme that isn't what started me, this episode is really where the story starts, the rest doesn't really fit.

[forgottenV]

Want to know something sad? I actually memorized the entire name and use it to introduce myself all the time.

You should see peoples reactions...

[Queenofgames]

@forgottenV You're not the only one...

[virgil592]

@forgottenV you aren't the only one

[HumDog]

@forgottenV i know the feeling. i memorized radical edward's name from cowboy beepop xD

[John7Shepard]

@forgottenV LoL

[exclibur731]

@forgottenV I've done the same thing and they always ask "...In English please?" lmao

[FelicianoCookie]

@exclibur731 Really? Wow, I'm gonna try that then! XD

[DarkerThanGrey]

@forgottenV I do too~

It's a fun hobby c;

[chapacoka]

@forgottenV Do you put that little pause that Vash has in there as well?

[PlatinumMew]

@forgottenV LoL! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! xD

[SarubE005]

@forgottenV I know, right? lol

[thetruerasengan]

@forgottenV Kind of funny, I did that as well, the results are priceless.

[KONTROLLEN348]

so his initials would be V.A.S.H.G.G.B.S.T.P.A.C.A.V.G.­D.K.III haha must be a b**** to... wait the first 4 letters spell VASH 0.0

[JetFire2012]

@KONTROLLEN348 WOAH! Thats so cool that it does that! :D I never knew that, and Ive been a fan since it was released! So props to you! XD

[URZeroGravity]

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Schidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Anita Hore Pierre Aundre Charton Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."

[Gam3Junkie7]

Essentially though his full name could be Vash Millions like his brother Knives Millions but I don't think Vash really likes the name Knives came up with or simply doesn't want anything to do with him during the story besides stop him.

[Gam3Junkie7]

It looks like Nicholas is about to snap his neck right there lawl.

[Neveras333]

That's why people only know his as Vash ^^''

[AnthonyUseryJr]

hahaha this is so funny!

[Torkan91]

I don't understand how you can ruin such a GREAT anime by watching it with English Dubs.... Im about to throw up.

[Nekojin0]

@Torkan91 Thats what makes it funny though! ^^

[Torkan91]

@Nekojin0 What? What's funny about taking a great anime that you should watch on its original language but with subtitles and totally wrecking it by using shitty american voice actors?

[Nekojin0]

@Torkan91 Its funny because you can laugh at how stupid dubbed english translations can be.

[Torkan91]

@Nekojin0 Or you can watch the show on Japanese and laugh at it, because it's actually funny then?

[sirus229]

@Torkan91 I actually thinkt he english dub was better than the sub -nod- I just really like the Voice actor for vash, that's about it.

[Torkan91]

@sirus229 But the voice actor for Vash is great? It just feels silly watched anime dubbed... And I see no point in watching it dubbed when theres subtitles. Don't tell me that the people who watch this can't read?

[sirus229]

@Torkan91 it has nothing to do with reading. If i wanted to read a anime I would read the manga which is better than the anime xD but I usually DO like sub's better than dubs. But with trigun, not so much. Vash's voice actor is amazing, and same with wolfwood's and about everyone else in the anime. That's just my option =D I mean ya, I admit some of them could have worked harder, or whatever but...the best one hands DOWN is vash. Wolfwood isn't bad, and the rest are just ok. ^^;

[Torkan91]

@sirus229 If you seriously think that watching anime with English voice actors all my hope for you is lost. Im sorry but this conversation can't go on.... it's simply to embarrasing.

[Torkan91]

@Torkan91 If you seriously think that watching anime with English voice actors is good*

[sirus229]

=DDDDDDDDDD I forgive you for being rude, it's ok.

[popemobile15]

@Torkan91 the dub for this owns and you're a moron, hth

[JetFire2012]

@Torkan91 o_O how can you not love Johnny Yong Bosch? He does Vash's voice perfectly. And believe me, Im one of those "hate the english dubbs cause they sound just awful" people. But Bosch fits perfectly, taking on the hilarious scenes while being able to make a serious scene...well serious. The Japanese voice actor actually to me makes these scenes a little too over dramatic for Vash. but forever will this be my one and only anime to be in english that is amazing, and I much prefer it.

[Torkan91]

@JetFire2012 Too dramatic? Have you read the manga? I think the anime is great but it was not even close to as dark and brutal as the manga. However, the japanese voice actor for Vash is great... Seriously, I don't even wanna discuss this. I don't like dubbed animes, it kinda destroys the purpose. So please, let's just end this conversation here.

[oyeboy94]

I love this scene so much. This episode was hilarious.

[coatap4]

he grabed his face

[MainGoldDragon]

theenglish subbed was much better

[MKB997]

what show is this

[10xkamehameha]

@MKB997 it is called trigun

[iRasmusi]

thats gonna be a long drivers license

[nitecrwlr100]

so hes....Italian?

[merander9]

@nitecrwlr100 and french

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

[maladroitmortal]

Don't hesitate to call!

[maladroitmortal]

Don't hesitate to call!

[maladroitmortal]

Don't hesitate to call!

[ilurvebigbutts]

Valentinez Alcinanella Zeehagshushi Ahboherez Gumbi Govella Blu Stradevari Tellentrent Pierre Andre Charkden Hemos Darovinci Baldos George Deutschel Kaiser the Third. Awesome. I had to listen to that SO many times to get it all!

[gosugamerX]

if you see is VASH (valentinez=V  alcelenalez=A seeha=S hooshivavollez=H

VASH )

[SorasShadow1]

is he italian? i feel like an idiot for asking but sadly the friend that showed me this clip hasn't gotten me to actually watch Trigun yet....has to be such a pain to wright his signature!

[WolfLuvar15]

LOL!

[MCMGVash]

I've always hated Milly. God, who the hell does that? Vash is on the run constantly. He has a gigantic bounty on his head, and its best to be inconspicuous at all times. "MR. VASH THE STAMPEDE!!" For all they know, wolfwood could be out to kill Vash......... well they didn't truly for sure yet. But still! Anyone on that bus could easily want the 60 billion double dollars. ugh, her ditzyness is ridiculous.

[Sefriu]

@MCMGVash She's kinda nerp derp like that...

[Psycho3418]

@MCMGVash If you've seen the series you should know that Wolfwood probably knew from the very beginning he was Vash. Besides this whole seen is just for the lulz so don't be so uptight.

[MCMGVash]

@Psycho3418 Yeah, I know from the begining Wolfwood knew that. I'm just saying I got my laughs from Vash, then Milly ruined the scene. then Vash saved it again

[tiopen]

I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre AndrT Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III...

don't hesitate to call...

[younglegend4life]

silly people o.o it isnt his real name...it was a joke, im guessing, and i thought it was funny.. a failed attempt to hide his true identity with a false name.. o-o ahaha

[ShadowSoldior]

Ahh, so that's where he got the name VASH, it's the first letter from the first four parts of his name. Valentinez Alcelenalez Seeha Hooshizavolellez.

[Nine9tailed9f0x]

@ShadowSoldior woah i did not notice that! thanks

[ShadowSoldior]

@Nine9tailed9f0x Not sure now, I ,looked it up on the wiki and stuff and according to the wiki that's not how you spell it so...

[mistyfog24]

The part after that is best. Wolfwood twists Vash's head around to look at his face. lol

[Night444Wind]

@mistyfog24 that was a tad creepy so i blocked that out when i watched it XD lol

[mistyfog24]

@Night444Wind Lol, really? I thought it was funny as heck.

[Night444Wind]

@mistyfog24 it was funny i do admit and like to watch every now and then lol hey, have u seen Tainted Donuts? its a youtube video and it features Vash/Trigun and Spike/Cowboy Bebop! its awesome. nice music, great editing, and hello!?! there is Vash "and" Spike! can't get any better than that XP

[mistyfog24]

@Night444Wind Yeah, I've seen it. I have it favorited actually. I was pretty blown away by how well everything fit. Tobe honest the song is just okay with me. I mean I don't hate it but not something I really like, either.

[Night444Wind]

@mistyfog24 its not my favorite song in the world but lol it went well with the video -_- i just like it for its comedic nostalgia when i think of it i think of the video lol

[Howboutthinking]

lol this show is so damn good

[RedeemerBlade]

@YumYums26 Oh yeah, I almost forgot Millie is not the brightest lightbulb in the lamp.

[RedeemerBlade]

Ya know, isn't it Meryl's and Millie's job to make sure Vash doesn't cause trouble? So if the mentioning of his name brings trouble, why would Millie say it out loud?