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  • My YouTube just got upgraded....

  • i can rap, I'm not black, don't wear a snapback or smoke weed, im no G, but I'm just what da games needs,

  • Guys, I posted a freestyle to this on my channel.

    called "I'm jus Kiddin".

    It's meant to be a joke song, but I'd appreciate your view on it.

    Please, tell me what you think.

    Namaste

  • play this over the a capella version and u get a really cool rap

  • 2 TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THEE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THEE OUTSOOOOIIIIDDDEEE

  • Aye yo yalls so called "Raps" or "Freestyles" suck like shit..and this is commen from a man who knows rap. yes a black man...i could freestyle better than yall wit my eyes closed...the only realy good white rapper there is and i respect is the guy that made this beat yes eminem.

  • @nyhmrocks1

    how would it affect you freestyling with your eyes closed when the only thing in use is your mouth and brain ?

  • @nyhmrocks1 Just because you're black does not mean you "know rap".

  • @nyhmrocks1 fuck you dude,you don't rep me,"i am black" but your bought to get smacked, back to the cadillac and the little peace of heat that you pack maybe i should turn down my stereo while you watch your rey mysterio,I'd never fear a bitch like you,I can't even hear you,your freestyles are shit nothing that you ever said was legit...

  • Whoever the fuck uploads half of an instrumental is a fucking idiot.

  • LMFAO @ YOUTUBE RAPPERS!

  • Just gonna mark the shittastic freestyles as spam so nobody has to see them.

  • POST A FREESTYLE BELOW IF YOU LIKE PENUS UP URE BUTTOX.

  • I cant rly rap so Im postin on youtube/I cant rly fight so Im tryna do voodoo/but aint nothing works I aint gonna be signed/were just jerks without perks here on youtube to grind/lets elaborate lets prove your predjudice/cause I couldnt do this without the fuckn internets/i cant spit im white i forgot about dre/forgot wu tang and NWA/ so im in my room at my parents house/were wealthy and healthy ive never felt drought/so here i am tryin 2 be black for once/ just let us we rly dont care if u wont

  • @PersonalFuckUp YOU SUCK

  • I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
  • (INSERT SHITTY FREESTYLE HERE)

  • i try to walk a corner without paparazzi on da side..paparazzi on da side...papa...

    syllables caught in biblical artworks packd in hiilagels, downsold for 5 bucks a price of the status ''minimal'' yeah girl similar to the particulair dude u choosen to finger of when his towel falls down on his dirty nails fucking clinical, sandy when did i say u can suck my balls and not include the mushroom tip, fucking cits move em in or out but bitch pls let me finish, and make em wet with my grits

  • @saintsFlow SO BAD

  • @BanqoutNiqqas yous a hatin ass dude, yo thats not cool yo

  • I'm so white that even if I say it in spite u'd think I was righteous, fuck the sun I get tanned off lighters, still a long sighter & sharp shooter its true, treat narcs like shards of Clinton Sparks spinnin a tune, spilt domes like records when they singin like u, green grass out of the blue, cookin up stew & though I clocked the attachment I wasn't smellin the glue, dont wanna be stuck to you, thats a siamese sin, go back to katting & taxing w/ ur spyanese twin, rollin deep now hope u can swim

  • they call me vanilla scone, im bitter, and keep hoggin the microphone while im rudeling crudley unruley jacking it on the kings throne, ill tell him im the new joker, and throw him a dunce cap, and tell him to sit in the corner, im not from these lands im a foreigner, in nuclear weapon test zone i was born there, i got around town quikcer then that bitch named cher, i make a slut smoothie from madonna in the blender, but it i had it on the milkshake option so that right there was a fender bender

  • Norman Small - Normality

    this is my first tune, im from Leeds, England and it's recorded in my room with a mic and some free production software.

    check it out and give feedback.

  • dr dre was playin with nigger cock while he made this

    

  • This is one of the dopest beats ever.

  • so I guess there Aint no room For me To Squeze In and Be and be an emcee Livin life Isnt Free And if Im doin this For A livin Ima Have to Find a Way to Limwire Out Of commision Get realistic, Use what I could Hold Wit my to Fist

  • o no theres A hole In the Bottem of the Bowl So my weed Keeps Fallin through My as Well.. Go cop me a Zone kick It at home While Im takin blunts to the dome, So its Like XAnex MA fuckas talk about Real rap Like they Aint Never heard tupacs name there aint No game to Play guess Evrything Changed When Slim shady turn out to Be Actuallly In sane Rap about Killing Your wife you the Best in the United states While these other Rappers Talkin About Smokin Weed till they Fall asleep on the Plane

  • see its your choice to listen to this cause either way your not gettin to touch my fucking viccadin is my viccadin ima be fighting for viccadin like im getting struck by lighting fighting till my last breathe till i lose my sight and then call elvis up from the dead stab him in the head give him a small whirl then shove him back in his grave till im fuckin stompin on ya till this shit is dropin hot on ya like my hot cum over your moms vagina im sorry to be obscene but ITS JUST ME lietrally haha

  • TO SHORT

  • Sit down, Imma tell you a story, of a black dude called cory, thats you're dad, sorry i forgot, back in bagdad, he got his ass shot, now listen, im on a mission, to be f***ing girls now you don't know what yor missin, im just kiddin, don't be jealous, though now you can be mad i'm sorry for you fellas, the next day, i was on a mission to murder, some fat dude from america eating in fat burger, guess who it was? it was obie trice, so i took his head and i got it sliced.

  • 1:30 minutes only? that's not enough for the whole song!

  • @smithboi9 you do realize i wrote that comment a year ago right...?

  • yo. Your mums fat your dads black and your not even there child that's wack they dropped you off at tesco but tesco wouldn't take you back...So......your a dumpster baby can't get a lady every lady wants to dump ya, it's so frustrating so you sit there debating weather you should get a face-changing but these ladies melt of your face your mad so now behaving a bit mad, a bit angry a bit like a faggot. what?

  • @smithboi9 lmfao

  • very good instrumental!!!

  • Fuck youuuu !!!

  • (insert shitty freestyle)

  • a kid who refuse to respect addults assulting students and he left them no pulse indulgence in his mind and he exspects nothing is his faul choosing to evolve little problems into something yet to be solved results are a thousand electric volts in the exicution chair talking to an interviewer on lock up raw calling his mother father and brother behind cell walls

  • First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
  • Everybody knows how to get high, Everybody dont wanna die, but i say why not say hi to devil the as he comes walking by, stay alive, nah not that fitness, talking bout beating the shit outta death nd u bein a witness, i cant lit this, i mean light this, pills got me saying funny shit like locus, hocus pocus, slow this, toe this, then throw these down my throat like you already know this, piss then miss all over the toilet bowl, drugged up ganster head buried with soul

  • (Paste stupid, senseless, unimportant, waste-of-time "freestyle" here)

  • if y'all dont like pplz freestyles DONT READ THEM just watch the video then move on to tha next one

  • Ye, we see them running, coming with different suggestions, the realism is cunning,

    the ignorism is stunning, compared to clowns locked in their mind keeps juggling.

    But I have my own opinion, im keeping this truth n strong, not like other minions,

    handcuffs, mouth shut, like a wacked criminal, brainwashed like a mental funeral.

    Ye, we see them running, open the mouth close to my ear and start mindnumbing.

  • @JoppeLify ignorism isn't even a fucking word.

  • @RDubya146

    I lol'd

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  • 100 000 views =) Inspite of bad quality =)

  • @LokosFAN it doesn't matter if your vid has a bad quality as long as it has a HIGH DEFINITION of Ear blasting music :D

  • has anybody, read this article, about this juvenile delinquent?

    who's been charged, wit beating thirty seven women,

    wit his dick, within the last ten minutes...Ha ha

    I'm innocent I swear, the judge has issued the chair,

    I dont care, all around, lights are flashing,

    your looking scared, well i'm laughing,

    oh great, he got away and managed to escape,

    quickly somebody, get the industrial strength, size tranq,

    and that big fucking needle, we use to repetitively stab people... Ha hell yeah

  • @FlyStevey that was terrible..

  • WTF WTF WTF ! the pic of eminem in this vid ... i dont know but it makes me remember to adolf hitler DONT ask me why xDD

    but to the song ... its timeless u can hear it now and u can hear the song in 10 years it wont get boring

  • Yo guys check out @KaneDogg94 his song "We as a nation" his pretty good ma mate! :D and check out Tupac Full Movie Poetic Justice starin Janet jackson HD no gimmicss

  • That asshole eminem, why'ed he dye his hair.

  • @AkinaDK if he is an a**hole, then dont listen to his music...see this is what i dont get, people listen to other people's music just to hate it, its like trying to torture yourself...there is no point in it, if its bad then shutup and listen to something else.

  • @bbensonz Can you take a joke lol, em is best... Im just saying he shouldn't of dyed his hair xD, he just turned all good now, but its kk.

  • @AkinaDK He didn't dye his hair, the way it is now is natural. Back then it was bleach. Why do you think he said "All Shady is is a bottle of bleach and some hard vodka"?

  • when justin bieber has a fever usher sticks a fucking thermometer up his ass so that he squeels cause he likes how it feels he wants to do it one more time usher say's it's fine sounds like mickey mouse on helium he thinks semen is "really yum" he'd taste his own but cannot cum I wonder what his father thinks of his son I can't wait til he hits puberty how great is that gonna be the whole world will get to see when his voice breaks while he's trying to sing baby
  • @PersonalFuckUp I'm proud of you! Awesome! *HUGZ*! :

  • @PersonalFuckUp lol u just made me laugh really hard

  • @PersonalFuckUp Hahah nice diss

  • who here understands, what its like, to be a veteran,

    with a mic, who just might bite, well battling emcees at night,

    who meet death twice, sike, only once, the death threat,

    acidentally slipped, well i was stage chain smoking blunts,

    im high as fuck, with my middle finger up, throwing fourty ounce down,

    Im twisted, laughing my ass off now, as im cronic vomiting all over the crowd,

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • didnt have any anyways, i got lots of bling but its all fake and i wear fruitier colours then a birthday cake. but seriously i can actually rhyme, pop a clip right in your spin, a fine design, no rhyme is as good as mine except the guys underneath me, and the one on top if you didnt stop reading you better stop

  • iam whiter then alotta shit, cant seem to get pussy on my dick, all the other fella tend to get jelous when they see what i got, 3 inches hard 2 inches soft, i hate to be the masta, this rhymes a disasta......... shit i fucked up but thats ok, we all know that when i freestyle i lose confidence

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  • ya listen up,shut da fuck up new white boy on da mike spittin shit tight , ima do wat i do cuz wen i do wat i do i do notin but confuse yu , yu see im a top mc der notin yu can do ta me ya pass da mike wer im lik a savage reck ur brains doin damage da names daze from da D ta da A ta da Z ta da E dats me motherfukas drivin everybody insane so dont forget da name

  • oh s... why that stuff is so popular? =)

  • @LokosFAN  WTF

  • @LokosFAN maybe cuz its cool... lol

  • That hoe last nite has HIV man i knew i stuck my dick in the wrong slut now i feel like a mut who just peed in the hut and now hes kicked in the balls and draws are fallin and im cumin in her pussy and now i feel like a wussy cuz now i got da aids now i gotta stay away from the mexican maids who i might give the aids.

  • im gunna spit till i die,you sit the wondering why,without this im not me,im awayls tied in a knot cant u see,justOMgman,come guys he doesnt understand,give him some slack,befor justOMGman and jayshady23 get slaped,fuck you both,im gunna come up from behind you and slit your throught,they dont understand the game,im not gunna stop cuz i can tell ur guys going insain,so stop with the lies,bitches im not gunna stop till i die..

  • what would it be without me this page i wreck like a south g sipp on the stout b ill do the henn my best friend went bottle empty i see brasbands start to harras friends and go home with a lap dance m the best you aint got a chance man

  • You guys can't rap

  • @JayShady23 I know right. lol

  • @JayShady23 without me the game be a catastrophy cut you off like a vesectomy if i died the game would resurect me start your heart burnin like fire god give us abck tupac please take justin bieber im insane and disturbed the metaphors and the verbs demonic chronic green herbs leave the bodies piled up on the curb you dont understand jay shady us rappers gotta freestyle so we dont go crazy this aint a hobby its just a lifestyle so i hope you read this wit a smile on yo dile :)
  • @JayShady23 can you shut up and let the pepole do what they wont to do

  • Murals of squirls girls with STD's so twisted and twirled pure is not the question cut it

    down to 3 percent superb suppression baby

    laxitive Castro oil on are you catching heroin

    addiction i package and sell to the street

    with no conviction but still murderous like oj

    simpson oh did i mention futile is resistance

    mixed with these widths your witless ones

    talking bout gang the other one bout snitches

    best wishes to warlocks and witches dread

    locked Dominicans Chinese foos locked in a box

  • while im writing pointless shit youll never

    read to without me a beat from eminem

  • pickin up the pace of the flow like a race

    bitch know your place or ill slap u in the face

    gotta be quick when u spit on something like this

    if your not up to speed then the bass you will miss

    and thats a dis, miss when the teachers a bitch

    get rid of her bitch ass like the worst kinda itch

    if ur a being snitch i will roll u in the ditch

    cuz im messed in the brain like i had a sorta glitch

    sorry doc, i think something isnt quite right,

    i see a white light, that means im dead SHITE!

  • yea listen i am freestle i report u like a prohile u dnt noe rap like i do and i punch u in da face i make ya snooze go 2 hell frm da bitches u are on youtube u can tell i dnt like ya,ll u lil wayne dick rydas call me ghost rida da way i ride ya mom is like 8mile dats how far i go with dat hoe dnt hate but apreciate how good i am call me sam but i am the man ov da houce take off ya blounce dats wat us yutube playas do u aint gotta be bad but yall just a fags like my sak suk ma dak

  • You're a disgrace to rap lol.

  • Im A Kid DHUMB ASS

  • Oh my god FUCK all these freestyles, I just want to know what people have to say about the video.

  • lol you really are the "omg man"

  • damn straight

  • @justOMGman lol definitely , gotta fucking love that tune man !

  • @justOMGman what video? through whole ''video'' you can see one picture. wtf what video

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  • i need the partition fir the sax

  • u like eh

  • i hate this song ym bros frends is listening to it i like heavy metal but thiss is just shit

  • wierd fuk

  • why you listening to it then?

  • Then why have you looked it up/watched the video?

  • that is sick, nice one m8

  • doggie d im on the track im gettin back im takin the flow of this eminem shit as i chill i start throwin it up i mean my gang signs 56ace bone rage is mine blu bone aka doggie cant jerk for shit i tke a bite of my toast its kinda soggy ima give u a froggy punch to the face wen u fall down ur in ur place if u make me come again ill cap u lik ice cube or mc ren andagain im a sick person the only girl he loves only wants to hurt him yea im talkin bout me i kno wat she does but refuse to see

  • a kid with sick rage

    equipped with a switchblade so rigged it slits ya skin in six ways

    pistol whip a bitch, give praise hail mary to the grave/

    inhale mary to the brain,

  • mc hurlz you have just been dissed hahaha just messin foo your pretty good i just needed a challenge to cap so if u read this hit me up sometime we can battle and shit

  • ahhh a person with talent well

  • i need a challenge

  • mc hurlz sucks fat dick because he is sick and twisted up in the head faggit ass go kick it with k fed/ u bled all your lame ass lyrics out and i doubt that u will be heard anywhere around the world cus u suck i'll go get my buddy chuck last name norris to punch you in the face your a disgrace kid fac it your rhymes aren't even basic just quit your worth shit

  • back when slim was battlin icp /yeah i was down but at the same time wanted to squash the beef /between him shaggy and violent j/ i mean the beef was stupid real fuckin gay bitch made/ like a richard simmons parade/ em's rhymes are dope so aren't icp's theyre both from the d /so let's end this shit are you feelin me/ john hurley aka mc hurlz/ i hope you like my flow soon to be heard round the world/

  • a kid with sick rage

    equipped with a switchblade so rigged it slits ya skin in six ways

    pistol whip a bitch, give praise

  • I walk in a room looking two faced

    looks like a trap so im strapped wit a shoe lace

    i apporach a crowd "hey whos wit yall?'"

    My stomach hurts and need pepto bismal

    i flashed some cash and they attack like mantis

    threw a left hook and one hit the canvis

    grabbed a beer battle "i dont like antics"

    they did not flinch so i fled to kansas

    this is where my tactics flourished

    it was just me and crackhead earnest

  • good song nice i like it

  • u.u dont know how much shit that av bin through

    wen a see ya face a wanna poo

    a dont know y i guess its jus u

    oh dam.its that poo its coming through

    am touching cloth

    now listen . u an me. we gonna av a beat off

  • what the fuck

  • LMFAO!! what the hell are you talking about! lol!!!

  • WTF!

  • what.............the ........fuck

  • 55555 views))))

  • You both suck, do everyone a favor and dont ever rap in public anymore because you will emberras yourself.. (again).

    PS: Why is the video so short?

  • dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crushs name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

  • lol no offence but u suck lol

  • thats y my comment is +1....but ok...

  • ok u gonna say i suck and u couldnt even spell "offense" right

    damn i guess ur really smart

  • "Offence" is the British spelling, numb nuts.

  • what the hell do brits know about rap

  • he didnt say they had anything to do with rap..he said the way u spell it is british way...

  • thank you =]

  • a job for me it's gonna take tyme

    for me to get by, day by day smook

    weed and say its hay, stop hands up

    why officer am i flashin a glock at u

    here it comes BANG BANG know am on

    mtv, cnn over da seas on bbc, they lookin

    for me, they'll get one finger sayin f**k

    u all day every day, know they hatin me

    am an mc don't let go am be who i am

    an wat i see, superhero dats g..........

  • jahjhaj algo curada el ritmo

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  • Sayin?

    did u make that picture?

    cos im looking on 1 of them 4 my next cd cover

    get bak

    thankss

  • good

  • Everyone who likes beats like these should check out my song called what you want. It would be perfect 4 a soft eminem song

  • He kinda looks asian in the pic xD

  • lol eminem in the pics eyebrows are lack and hair is blonde hahaha lol

  • Awesome beat

  • This is the best beat im gonna use it 4 dance/gymnastics!!!!

  • ive never been a person for cursin but theze certain words i feel like blurtin so excuse me while i slurr hate speech with profanity..

    don't be mad at me

    that im tha numba 1 MC from Killa Kali

    to tha horsie rallies in tallahassee

    i aint just beatz

    and i aint skinny, im all thick meat

    ma cock is 2 feet with the ability to fill ya whole house with skeet n mess up ya sheetz

    so bitch take a seat boutta whip ya a treat

  • shady here

  • i found the full instrumental in good quality)) when i'll have time it's gonna be here))

  • This rhymes so good i could win a bafter/ got more moves then david shapner, it's like a race to come, who can come faster/ ...Hold tis i need to pee.... Back, the worlds so empty with out me,

  • oh yh lol who eva drawn that pic eminem h8s wearing gold he even said tht in one of his songs

  • its from an album of him it isnt drawned

  • Trutru, not drawn. That's not the real version of the pic someone jus used a comp program to make it look drawn

  • badass

  • guys this is dr.dree instrumental eminen just rap and it is hes song of cource but this instrumental is dr.dree's

  • i should use this 4 my gymnastics floor music

  • Thanks a lot! I've been looking for the instrumental all day!

  • dats some cold pic how did u make it ???

  • Duz anybody know where is da full mp3?

  • Now this looks like a lunch for me, so everybody just let me eat. Because we need a little pork or beef, cuz it feels so empty without meat

  • u got dat from dat show

    All That

  • L@ur@L@ur@L@ur@L@ur@L@ur@

  • this is like "CaniBitch" instrumentals

    like it

  • "Can't touch this!" / lol

  • yeah nice pic kool

  • this is acctually a realy good freestyle beat

  • nice vid that pic is cool

  • yeah nice!