I'm a Man

[cottoncandyaddict]

OMGOSH hairy men are HAWT. Thats why I married a Mexican!

[randomnessocity]

I fucking wish I could call you :<

PS. You are amazing, I just filled a few hours of my time by watching your videos.

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Please write a book. I would so happily read pages and pages of your drivel. So. Happily.

[KattyWattySplat]

I love that 'yaaaayyy' noise you made st the end :L

[CMac6662666]

Rugby...or knife crime. Hahaha.

[mommysgottattoos]

My husband has hairy nipples too, and when I'm sad he lets me draw faces on them to make them look like little hairy cavemen. So love your manish nipples, they make people happy.

[zistheword]

Keep your eye on the cock.

[FinestSeven]

Oh my god... The tags... The tags

[ShortStackClemmensen]

I tend to like asian guys, and they're hairless... it's one of the things I love about them :)

[Knallfox]

you're hilarious. Subscribed! :)

[LemonZeppelin]

"Rough cuddling with rules and an audience" is the best description of Rugby I have ever heard.

[ShortStackClemmensen]

@LemonZeppelin Australian football is a lot worse though >.<

[willpreeview]

You sirrah, are my new hero.

[Mstink0]

Is it weird that I want to smell your hair?

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

GET YER FUCKIN' 'AIR CUT! DERRRR!!

[mrping100]

in my area of london knife crime is the only sport tought in schools

[stealthunicornman]

...shuttle cock... hehehe

[ravenclaweagles]

ya know khyan, i am very experienced in the art of knife crime. i could help you along with it if you like :)

[loubailey90]

i actually love you ... but i feel wierd about it because you remind of my cousin. awkward

[Masononi]

Ahhh ha ha haaaa..... knifecrime.

[urmomicous]

You do not know the extent of which I laughed at the video...

[TheZarathustra42]

You got me at the "I lost my job last week facial foliage"

[whatamalice]

Love.

[booshmoose69]

I have that jumper! Primani all the way!!!!!

[mmmmichaela]

Ahahahaha.

[GamingMusicFriends]

Read the tags...

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

Hahaha "facebook, twitter, tumblr, BADMINTON links down in the description"

[Tardis910]

I love long hair, and facial scruff on guys. Your long hair wasn't very becoming of you though. Love it the way it is now.

[rizla1991]

I laughed so suddenly at your van man impression that I split my lip

[KFCBIGBUCKET]

What the fuck? I thought you were an overgrown Chipmunk!

[saturnrings123]

hahaha omg. forest fires are a legitimate concern. i love you, khyan.

[KatKola]

I love this. immediately linked to my bo friend

[yournewdilemma]

I can just see you perving on other people's nipples in the changing rooms..

[MarcusButlerTV]

When started talking about nipples.... haha

[CheekTV]

Loved it, thanks for my birthday message :)

[Rubensitoc]

Dude I have the same problem with my nipples, that's why I shaved my nipple hair. It just didn't look good, basta.

Breast hair though - is GREAT!

[FesterWerks]

Funny stuff, for sure.

[DirectorToby]

It's pronounced 'faaaaaaag' Khyan. Wheeey.

P.s Loved this. 'Get you're fucking haircut'

[Elooow]

4 people can't play badminton.

[piramaniak]

Much love for the bison nipples!

[willfeav]

Is the sound/video sync off on this video?

[jakeceder]

Omg I also had bison nipples... Then my girlfriend shaved em off. A part of me died that day...

[PoopyPantyPoop]

I was with you until you said Snickers are better then Mars Bars

because Snickers is just Poo with Peanuts inside

[batesy200]

Somebody has to screenshot khyans man in a van clip, and turn it into a meme

[YEYGamez]

... and it shall be called 'Van Man Khyan'

[Technobanana]

@batesy200 trying to D:

[KandiiFluff]

I liked the long hair look you showed us =P You kind of looked majorly hot and it mind fucked me a little.

[samzjo]

I always enjoy your videos! You almost make me cry sometimes because of your stories, though...

[OMGWTF1971]

Why can't I click the like button 50 times. Youtube sort this glitch out, ^Clowns^

[OMGWTF1971]

What ever pills your taking, I want some.

[emurqq]

i actually got a full scholarship to a prestigious prison for knife crime. I'm going to be a starter there.

[pyreflynight]

oh, if only everyone DID call you after liking your video, the whimsical conversations that would be had...

[Wolstenholmie]

Ehhh, no one disses Badminton.

[theawkwardjimmy]

Fairy cakes are totally manly. Muffins on the other hand...

[teaskav]

Is it wrong to say that I'm a little disappointed that this isn't you miming along to Peter Cetera's 'The Glory Of Love'?

Perhaps not even the entire song, just the "I am a man..." etc parts.

[istealspoons]

"rough cuddling with rules and an audience"

[msdhoni27]

Badminton takes skill! It's very masculine.

[mrchehellios]

marry me?

[xleezybee]

there's no way you're single.

omg.

[IYQ1317]

Well, at least everyone seems severely disappointed to CAPS LOCK PISSED OFF about not seeing your nipples. I don't know if this makes you more manly since pressure to see a tuber's nipples is normally more of a woman problem 'round here.

[LoveCanConquerWar]

You are the best and that is all.

[eyesofcoalify]

'Are you looking at my nipples?'

Well, not really no, because I can't bloody see them.

[VerdigrisCactus]

I just want you to know that your luscious long lady hair was beautiful and wonderful and fantastic in all ways.

Check dat run on sentence, MM.

[freyatateify]

ummm never actually got to see your nipples...dislike

[MarrowsAreCool]

I hear knife crime is a very popular sport, especially in DARK ALLEYS.

[CallmeMADI]

my mom walks in right when his shirts off :/

[EmEmilyC]

Love the link to badminton! Lol!

[NotTheNumbers]

"Are you looking at my nipples?"

No, because we CAN'T FUCKING SEE THEM.

[BrennanEatsClouds]

loving the white van man impressions, they should get their own section

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

I love how he's like "Are you looking at my nipples??" when you can't even see them in he shot. lol

[Sirproudfeet]

As a man with long lady hair I too receive lots of advice from kind groups of kind gentlemen in vans. They really are just the most honest of people

[shaytrek]

hahahahahaha, brilliant. once again.

[CandyLFern]

1:45 Dad?

[Engrevador]

lol badminton link

[mistral789]

I'm a he-man

[LucyTree]

Yes, I was... 

[Hallyug]

Im a man and I fucking love you...

[myriad814]

1:57 Bless you, sir.

[hellomynameiswho]

rugby... knife crime... =P

[HehJayJay]

I'm so happy that someone else plays badminton! Although I'm not quite in your league (being on my high school's all-girls' badminton team), that is clearly a nice racket, so either you or somebody close to you has taken on the burden of playing badminton. Because normally we get made fun of a lot. :)

[Azoicum]

don't you eyeball me, cockmaster

[NicolasP200]

shave that shit Khyan. I'm 16 and I have :P

[alucidminute]

Ever since you said about your ginger beard I can't stop seeing the ginger-ness of it.

[JoshuaKnobb]

Tried to scroll down to see the rest of your shirt... didn't work... You did a bit of jumping at the end... but it wasn't enough to satisfy my curiosity.

[florarosehere]

tags :)

[anniei1]

these van drivers always, i mean ALWAYS drive white vans...

[Raphaelus13]

Lol, oh man , that first van drver caught me off guard.

And glue some foliage on that chest!

[romythayers]

2:17 is my favourite thing ever.

[bigmouthnotatall]

"...like rooms in a Soviet Travel Lodge." Hahahahaa!

[GoAlybongo]

i like hairy men :)

[Alura]

Oh you are definitely my favourite. Love this. Good thing I wasn't drinking tea while watching again or there would have been a certain chance of tea spit keyboard. Delicious.

[HollyUke]

can you sort out the sound on your vids please hun, i turn into an old person when i watch them, i struggle to hear you. I'm like "what?..What?...WHAT?" speak up sonny jim, my volumes on full

[jessieHORRIFIC]

I love chest hair, and hair in general on guys. But a lot of girls don't agree with me.. sigh

[AccioYesterday]

"Tags:

don't even try to challenge my manliness you will lose crushed beneath the weight of mansack" Oh Khyan.

[jaipskd100]

I was giggling from about halfway through to the end continuously

[kaineiam]

Mm... Nipples...

[Zoot101]

Disappointing lack of badminton in the badminton link.

[mandydax]

Gingers are cool. My cat's a ginger. Well, half ginger. Well, maybe like 30% ginger. The rest of him is white. Hmm, actually you're mostly white, too... Khyan, are you secretly my cat?

[NamesNaming]

The badminton link lead me to some weirdo who was depressed..

[NamesNaming]

I sneezed when you said "That's not something to sniff at"

[goeloegoele]

Best video since the "Ugly" one.

[nicciweasley]

Nothing wrong with ginger!! (Says the Weasley)

And long hair is awesome. (Says the one who has never had short hair)

[Lea150791]

there is something that bothers me... so if you sleep in the bunk bed behind you, whose bedroom is the one where you filmed for example the "14 things not to say to your girlfriend"?

[MissLucyBoomer]

Khyan you always make me smile XD

also your name is cool XD

[nsunshine10]

ahaha a man of woe

[Pegasolta1992]

hahahaha ur fuckin hilarious mate xD !! the forest fire joke killed ! and the robin williams xD

[NoName21234]

facial foliage, ha!

[Emishly]

You've got a little ginger in your beard...

[clockworkhearts]

The bunk beds definitely contribute to your manliness, Khyan

[courtneyyjudi]

Khyan you are a wonderful man.

[TheVeryFluffyButter]

A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

[HomelessDragons]

@TheVeryFluffyButter Such a wimp...

[CaptainLiv]

Facial hair is pure hot manliness.

[clonetrooper75]

Dont worry Khyan, i grew nipple hair early too.

[amorninggirl]

I would call you, but you seemed to have given me the wrong number

Just as well, anyway, the long distance rates would be staggering

[doctorwhoedgirl]

I love badminton<3 : D

[marcosmcodas]

Hey Khyan! Great video as always! I too am a fan of the "I don't have a job" facial foliage, although I'm much more inclined to go with the "I sleep under a cardboard box" beard to go with my "I slept in a dumpster holding a dead rat for a Teddy" cologne!

[RewindReplayRepeat]

"its essentially rough cuddling with rules and an audience" LOL

[anticliche321]

Khyan I was looking forward to seeing your nipples :(

[TheBoringLifeOfBeth]

Not to undermine your manliness, but your little beard thing looked uneven, though it may have been the lighting, and my little brother could get facial hair like that in about two days ever since 7th grade.

[Devynfiber]

I’m trying to look at those nipples but you didn't show them, your just a teas.

Leading me on with the promise of man nipples.

[idkyetdou]

Alright Khyan, you're not in an Arthur Miller play...

[liggiarn]

You make me soooo happy with your masculinity on video, uum

[liggiarn]

hey, your nipples were censored :(

[wishes05]

bless you :P 

[MrAlexIsWeird]

Haha does anyone know what he's talking about :S

[narutosramenbuddy]

jesus. marry me. ill fucking fly over. i swear to god.

[SGracesyaL]

I can't resist to favourite this video! :D

[PanoramicLove]

But I can't call you. I don't have your number :[

[bkvanvig104]

I have a love-hate relationship with your videos. On the one hand, they are hilarious. On the other, I love them so much that I watch them repeatedly and never do my actual work. Everyday is a struggle.

[carlydetoxtoretox]

Ooo I have been trying to get into knife crime! Do you have any pointers for those of us starting out?

[TheRaptorChild]

@carlydetoxtoretox knife crime? what's that?

[doggyhand12]

@carlydetoxtoretox Just wear a pair of light brown tights over your head at all times and carry a sheathed butter knife at your side, occasionally unsheathing it to stab passing victims. That's what I do at least...

[luisina92]

instant laughs when the 'let me tell you a little story..." ended with "about my nipples".

And, sir, a ginger beard is a gift of gods. Don't underestimate it.

[itskittyyy]

more girly exits please!!!! i'm dying of laughter!

[pamelahl1]

LOL Khyan, I love it! You tickled my funny bone! Awww, I still remember your long "effeminate" hair. Thankx for the giggles, I needed them! Take care! ~pamela

[pkConda]

you cut your hair because of others? Psh! if you loved it you shoulda kept it :)

[kaderin1001]

so. pale. get some sun on that hairy chest of yours.

[Witified]

i can't express how much i love you. it's intense.

[WayhoRachel]

@Witified Like camping?

[RustyBrainpan1]

Dude, shave your nipples. Oh my god I never thought I'd write that in a comment.

[SleepWhenIamDead]

....Yay Khyan...knife crime is so awesome....and if you are from the US, males remove all hair btw....it is part of the 21st cent......

[WayhoRachel]

lol "rough cuddling with rules and people watching" Isn't that what sex is? Or am I the only one that has all of my friends watch and judge?

[akmelza]

Knife crime is my favorite sport.

[TheDaveLolz]

I love English humour

[IAmUnderwater]

How can you be a man without a teddy bear?

[analyssia7]

Hi. I like you.

[irinastanica]

badminton link ahaahahaha....

[Yellowpinkgsings]

I said bless you when you sneezed... you're welcome and also I really like your shirt!

[jujubeans360]

I love you.

[HogwartsGirl13]

is it wrong that i have a legit lady-boner? because i do.

[ihatepredictivetext]

Oh my, I laughed so hard watching this!

[anticipatednostalgia]

wowza.

[UteDieStute7]

i couldn't see your nipples.

[LLOYD19851012]

Made me laugh when you said knife crime

[Shaytarder]

Hi Khyan!

[StephanieKumhyr]

sexy man

[StephanieKumhyr]

damn