Seinfeld: favorite moments

[eedobaba7726]

"How did you get hurt?"

"........... korea."

[TheDarkPontifex]

Which show is better; 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S.' or 'Seinfeld'?  =D

[The4400FalloutFan20]

@TheDarkPontifex both of those could top most sitcoms these days

[HrcoB]

I don't know

[reverendreg]

What about when his speech about doing the opposite of his intentions? Good video though.

[bluejaysfan10]

as great as this video is, someone has to agree with me that vandelay industries should be in there somewhere right?

[seriouslycoolchic]

THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!

[Cudder2425]

I lost it at my favorite line, "Youre KILLING independent george"

[REVAN707]

"everybody loves raymond" is the best ever!!

[RustyDaleShackleford]

Ah, Seinfeld. Master of saying so much without saying anything, and getting past the censors. But they left out being "master of your own domain".

[ASDF123428262]

HOW SOMEBODY CANNOT LOVE SEINFELD

[MatachinMST]

I just looked up Seinfeld coz i had no idea what it was. Not at all funny. Not one laugh. Seinfeld is fail.

[pillsareyummy]

All in the family, Star Trek TNG, The Simpsons, South Park and Seinfeld. Well, I guess television does have some use after all...

[HenryBrosowski]

George is epic

[confusedkid6]

Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep.

I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, Where could I beee?

Believe it or not I'm not hoooome.

[TheKtstone]

I can't get enough Seinfeld. I just got done watching The Non-Fat Yogurt. Hilarious!

[24cincyreds]

@TheKtstone Nametags!....Nametags, the newspaper said it's already cost him the election.

[vjm3]

It's very hard to feel bad for them, because every bad thing that happens to them is somehow their own fault.

[EddieErion929]

wow cool ,a show with complaining jews ...how fun

[snowstormcan]

@EddieErion929 your value to this earth: none.

[angelsing]

@EddieErion929 Strange, but it feels like you are complaining as well

[TheRayu1988]

damn i miss this show......

[LethalJizzle]

How is Curb Your Enthusiasm so great but this so bland?

[MrCyberElephant]

@LethalJizzle To me, both are good, even if seinfeld was easier to understand and like.

[maccajoe]

@LethalJizzle Seinfeld bland??? plzzzz u have it backwards

[LethalJizzle]

@edpoo86 Sorry, could you repeat that?

[izzyxd117]

friends and seinfeld two best shows ever <3

[karamdiabful]

@izzyxd117 yeah right friends is one of the best ever but i haven't seen any episode of Seinfeld yet so i think its good too

[irvybear]

Im new to Seinfeld...after saying 'its not me cup of tea' for so long ive kindly borrowed every episode from a friend and up to season 2.....absolutely love Georges facial expressions and so far Kramer is my favourite character and his sharp entrances through Seinfelds apartment door...sharp becoming one of my fav sitcoms ever!

[theking2105]

@irvybear Welcome to the Insanity :) Enjoy!!!

[deanbtr]

Best all-time sitcom: Seinfeld

Best all-time animated sitcom: The Simpsons

Best all-time drama: Breaking Bad

[7dmtuk87]

@deanbtr Definitely

[guitarsforhire1]

George is great but hes not the best and these arent the best clips

[guitarsforhire1]

So gizmo wat kind of shows do u watch

[rgvbartenders]

Jandre. High in the Sun. New Video.

[youliveyoudie]

this show will never ever get old. yeah it ended but people are watching repeats over and over again and they arent even bored of it. Seinfeld FTW

[OUWATZAHLE08]

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING I PISSED MY PANTS HEHEHEHE

[Gizmo31511]

Seinfeld is so lame gay and boring its not even funny

[orion9812]

It's not a coincidence that essentially every scene is led by George, even in ones where somebody else delivers a punchline. George was the best character

[nickmordo]

I will be watching Seinfeld in 2050, I don't think anything will ever be better

[flyingcowmanwhosucks]

@nickmordo curb your enthusiasm is just as good

[blaqstaar]

I could watch Seinfeld ALL day!

[DucsUnlimited]

"a George divided against itself, cannot stand!!!" LOL!!!!

[lumipifeslb]

Costanza for president

[Brunodiaz3rd]

so awkward

[submissivegirl12]

haha =D

[sandy10842]

hysterical!!!

[pratikh]

This was highly uncomfortable to watch.

[n01231]

lol, good for you ! i should try this too someday !

[petrilassila]

i am George

[TheErald10]

hey

[WiseGuy5674]

"Jerry, its Frank Costantza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead. Call me back."

[omqitscinderella]

3:10 i remember superstation! lol =]

love seinfeld !

[KnoxBlondie]

You close your eyes and hope for the best, LOLZ

[andersint]

do anyone laugh at this?

[EmceeWhiteNoise]

If you’re a Seinfeld fan, then check out “The Seinfeld Rap” that I made. I also made a music video/picture show to go along with it. I put a lot of work into it and if you’re a fan of the show, I think you will really like it. Check out my channel, it is my latest upload. Thank you for listening.

[jami0070]

Below the Equator >> witty one ; ) 

[KidEatingClown]

So much George.

[bahaa88arsenal]

I Think It Moved , Best Sentence Ever :)

[kaesy24]

your killing independent jerry

[123pvprogue]

*BEST SONG EVAR!* believe it or not george isnt at home pleasse leave a messageeee at the beep. I must be out or i pick up the phone where could I be believe it or not im not at homeee BEST SONG EVAR!

[13pangea]

@123pvprogue i have it on my ipod

[Knasterreal1]

what....Korea....hamstring...



[peteflcn]

George is the shit he is what makes the show . Dont you just get up every morning and thank god you have access to a brain like mine .He's just to much like I said the shit . ((*J*))

[themafia01]

YOUR KILLING INDEPENDANT GEORGE!

[cixelsyD1988]

Jason Alexander did an amazing job. Show was named Seinfeld but George was the best.

[OzTerri]

i've always been hopelessly in love with George ... is that wrong????

[WrestleManiaX7Fan]

SeinFeld Is The Best!

[JMS06723]

i love this show

[metalliczombie]

At 0:48. Since when do they allow dogs at show tapings?

[TheHardcorePunker]

@metalliczombie  it was someone laughing

[metalliczombie]

@TheHardcorePunker I know. It was so bad it sounded like a dog.

[JHsoxfan11]

korea

[maninthebox0]

Where is George's Marine Biologist rant at monks?!? lol

[flakskuk]

ALRIIGHT!  xD

[raiedmc]

How I like the look of Jerry's face at 6:11

[08WSChamps]

hahah lol omg this was the best show ever, random did any1 else notice the windows 95 box at 5:31, god i remember when we installed it on our 1st family pc lol

[BigUndertaker]

Fegelein!

[hustlershah]

george the sweetest bastard ever .....

[HorrorLover98]

i'm trying to find the clip from The Opposite where Kramer is talking with a guy who has a cold and every time the guy sneezes kramer like spazzes. i GOT to see it again

[yuruku]

George moments are the best Seinfeld moments

[savibrah]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA so good! I LOVE GEORGE

[ohwhatamasterpiece]

i did a little audition thing on my channel of this show.. the very beginning part..

[chss1987]

121 people are killing independant george

[bishopaz]

I DUNNO

[thebigmarbowski84]

I think it moved

[donr1954]

I never got the tap just 2 thumbs up after I was finished.

[WorldWatcher9]

@donr1954 I guess thats ok if your into that sort of thing

[donr1954]

@donr1954 It's what woman want.

[UltraZelda64]

How the hell is this funny?

[addz1111]

@UltraZelda64 its funny cunt alright, dont like it go shove a dick in ur mouth u fuckn retarded dog

[00inthistwilight00]

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT!" = one of the best Seinfeld one -liners

[XDkBsX]

i swear i wished that the series never ended

[chuckmckendry]

I just have to say you can NEVER have too much George or Elaine

[DemosthenesX5]

Check out @ SeinfeldStories on twitter for daily fan fiction in 140 characters or less!

"Kramer begins exclusively dining at all-you-can-eat buffets, going in the morning and not leaving until night."

[mnshurricane]

121 people got the tap

[sseinfeld95]

5:13-5:30

absolutely GENIUS

[hotlikefire3in1]

Go Seinfeld!!! This would be a lot easier to watch had Kramer not gone coocoo ... someone slap Kramer upside the face. Bastard.

[BoredLikeHelI]

@hotlikefire3in1 if you knew anything about michael richards you would know its extremely critical of every fuckup during a scene. knowing that makes you understand his anger when those idiots were heckling him during his act.the fact they were black just made him use the word nigger (trying to make its somewhat funny)...if they were white he wouldve screamed at them just as bad just used different words. hes not a racist, hes very perfectionist thats all

[megaseinfeldfan]

wow this was radical

[starlite025]

Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

[ReverendDiabetes]

you just close your eyes and hope for the best 

[SD2OCsponger]

6:49 way too funny

[Matthew9818]

Seinfeld is sooooo much funnier than two and a half men! God I miss Seinfeld

[esalvatore111]

Seinfeld is DA BOMB! :)

[3DSCat]

5:12now I know what to tell does bastards

[HeWhoBearsTheMark666]

Best Seinfeld Characters:

1. George Louis Costanza

2. Newman

3. Cosmo Kramer

4. George's parents

5. Jerry Seinfeld

[CraigFoye80]

Did "Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander compete on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars"??

[georgecostanza18]

newman dislike this 119 times

[johnthenater]

@georgecostanza18 not that theres anything wrong with that!

[m33lad]

super great actorrrr!!!!

[PicklesNSaltyMonkeys]

Maybe George would have been able to get a massage from a woman if he were more like Lloyd Braun

[saner387]

Did you know that in every episode of Seinfeld somewhere in the scene appears superman

[bowler3008605]

4:39-5:11 is the best part of this clip. Lovin every minute of it.

[MurdocLC]

George on the massage table reminds me of a cat. XD

[thearmyofgreatness]

Not keeping toilet paper in fridge

[ffm20zaheri]

how i love this guy(seinfeld)

i bought last week all 9 seasons on dvd for 180 euros

[raymo2100]

i love that george !

[vclink86]

what episode is clip @ 6:00 from??

[n01231]

jerry: "i can't talk right now,why don't you give me your home number and i will call you later "

telemarketer:" i'm sorry ,were not allowed to do that "

jerry :" i guess you don't want people calling you at home "

telemarketer:"no"

jerry :" well,now you know how i feel " LOL

[flashmaster63]

@n01231 one of the best lines in this show.

[EldestSauce]

@n01231 where the hell else would they call him?

[n01231]

@EldestSauce what?

[EldestSauce]

@n01231 He didn't say "I don't like people calling me". He said "I don't like people calling me at home". So that makes the joke complete shit because how the fuck else are they supposed to call him?

[n01231]

@EldestSauce well,that's what they do ! they call you at home !

[jvryou]

@n01231 I'm proud to say I have actually done this to a telemarketer on the phone once. When I asked for her home phonenumber to call back to, she replied that she wasn't supposed to give it to me (surprise surprise). "So you don't want people calling you at home?" -No. "So, now you know how I feel" and I hang up. Textbook, and she made my day : )

[GreenChilliD]

George with the massage guy is epic....died laughing.......'i don't know...'

[punkmusicmetal]

This is more George than anything.

[Xcorgi]

George's phone message was just priceless!

[blanketshades]

funny but u must like penis and awkward humor jokes

[BrokenLipz]

Kramer<3

[Chain91gang]

you're killing independent George!!!! LOVE IT LOL

[senor47]

The massage clip, I would be the same way, but yet it doesn't have to be gay(nothing wrong about that). I doubt the guy was thinking that way.

[mzbvxf333]

Donald Trump Stanley McChrystal 2012

[cheekypants321]

0:26 DAT ASS

[JulielovesTandS]

"Worlds are colliding! you're killing independent George!"

[isieAB]

i like how more than of these are george moments!

[ChannelingusXIV]

I totally identify with George! I would be exactly the same way

[SIHELL]

korrrrea

[zombiemaz]

WHAT WAS 4:26 CLIP AND THE CLIP AFTER THAT FROM?...LIKE THE SEASONS

[azxcf8888]

Elaine FUCKED black dick instead of the seinfield guys!  < < <

[mariat08]

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home"....too funny!:) I kept hearing that song in my head after I saw that!:p

[ss3cleric]

A George divided against itself cannot stand, any comment I can make would just be superfulous

[davidstem18]

sentence. crowd lols. another sentence. crowd lols. yeah. crowd lols more. why the fuck is there such a thing as a laughter track? audience laughs can cunt off

[BreakneckWalrus]

@davidstem18 There were no laugh tracks in Seinfeld. All reactions were from real people.

[camiramzi]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[SIHELL]

@camiramzi always the figure in the apt

[tistrisha]

i fucking love seinfeld. ive been watching it my whole life and i still watch reruns everynight. that shows fantastic. it never gets old

[hardnphirm87]

this SHIT is M/F Wack...

[tayla2007m]

what episode was the first clip lol

[Maaike2356]

@tayla2007m Season 3 episode 1: The Note

[DAVETHELOSTCAMPER]

VERY FUNNY

[MrDonkDonkerson]

You just close your eyes and hope for the best!

[ezrcstuff]

1213213

[SuperPenguins58]

Is this show called Costanza... because I'm pretty sure it is called Seinfeld.

[GnomesAmok]

GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET

[Applgrl91]

hahah

[lagbiju]

Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[xvoy2002]

@lagbiju You are correct sir.. in every single episode,, there is either a reference to superman, or something related like a comic book or triva.

[TheSkylur44]

God, that massage guy is sooooo creepy! I don't blame George for being freaked out.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

I want to live this show as my life.

[tistrisha]

@andy18401 fuck you

[Mohamed81]

"Well I'm outhere George!"

[bikernerd99]

thjer is no doubting the popularity of the show but it leaves me unimpressed.... I dont find nuerotic New Yorkers all that funny....more irritating than anything else......but to each his own...

[GnomesAmok]

@bikerner

congratulation asshole.

[lester5192]

why take a male massager? 

[Wulkan2545]

i want to use 5:12

[acefrehleylol]

YOU ARE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LedZepOnWeed]

"you double-dipped the chip!"