anyway, one day you'll all have to stand before Jesus Christ and then it is too late to repent, anyway if you deny the Bible and deny the cross of Christ you'll loose
@pastorvincentjan u realize that all the stories in the bible are fabricate or diluted?the 10 commandments are from the sumerian tablets,the story of eve and the forbidden fruit came from babylon and so on.
OK, had to play this for friends finally, and just noticed how many other ministers have videos up on related videos in the sidebar...now this is even funnier!
Oh, and the one we clicked on claims it's Biblical for the oral in marriage, sorry Oral The Person. (And no, I'm not taking any of these guys seriously, just kidding!)
...more than twice, you're playing with it"? Oral Roberts, those details even ONCE and sorry, but you're fantasizing about it. (especially the girl on girl bit there....whoa)
He should read the bible sometime: Matt 15:10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand: 11Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
Oral Roberts was a minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ who had love and boldness to take the gospel out of the church and into every man and woman's world. He did not shy away from the heavenly vision given him and tackled the powers of darkness with faith. Look how fast the world wanted to swallow him up. These little weasels who have their 15 seconds of fame siding with the imps that sit on their shoulders could not stand in this man of God's presence without being exposed for their sin.
I hate the Young Turks. Assholes that they are. But ya just gotta admit they bring it. This tape is so sad that it s no way funny. Oral Roberts was indeed a delusional power hungry man. " I ' ll tell which you which hole to use." Sad. " Send God your money, but use my address." lol I heal by faith. But just in case, I have a hospital. Get it?
HA HA HA! I guess Oral died cause people didn't donate to his ministry? that is the line of shit he gave people in the 80's to get people to donate. He was a heretic so I have no problems laughing at this.
AH yeah i remember this guy he said he saw jesus and he was 900 feet tall and he told him to build a university and if he did not get the money to build god would kill him.
I always suspected pianos came in male and female, but I didn't realize organs are male and female (except in languages like Spanish, where ordinary objects are routinely male and female). So it's nice to learn something from "Oral" Mr. Roberts! By the way, what's better than roses on your piano? Give up? Tulips on your organ!
those where the days that sex wasn't talked about he wanted you to know sex is for man and woman not man and man, its not that you cant put it in the mouth,its not made for that, he to have babys and sex is for the marred couple to Enjoy each other, HES IS TALKING A BOUT LIFE ,TRUTH THAT IS THE WORD OF GOD , NOT to kid about sex is a sin out side of marrage,ok i like to hear the rest of this.
he can't say penis because he is afraid that it might make him seem gay, which you can almost bet he is, because he is taking such precautions. Its cute.
roberts had a gay son who commited suicide, also has a gay grandson who was loudly disowned at orals funeral. theres a better world coming, haters better duck.
Who is this degenerate sitting at the desk? Never mind.., already hosed his residual garbage off of my shoes. What a dumbass, makes one wonder..,was he dropped on his head at birth or is this degenerate behavior a family trait..., I will opt for the first since it could never come from them, my condolences for his medical condition and complete lack of fear for God.
How can the president of the united states say things like this on public television?! This is sick! Why is the president of the usa pushing homosexuality like this? Its no wonder their society is like this. Sick american people!!!
2 months ago why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
That's not Oral Roberts......the young turks... Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
u dont need an evangelist to tell u wat is right GOd gave u a con-cience and the only reason u can laugh at wat his saying is if your concience is dead or ur just stupid and being used by satan.Jesus will come bak and i hope it wont be too late for most of u.i hate fargot,wat wil hav happened to u if your dad was one or ur mom a lesbian.
33rd Degree Mason Oral Roberts who like his Masonic Brother 33rd Degree Mason Robert Schuller of the Crystal Cathedral who BOTH got their start in Religion-for-Money by their 33rd Degree Mason brother Billy Graham=MK-Ultra SCUM
yea, you listenin to rock and roll and living like a devil committing sodomy which sodomy is both oral and anal sex makes you a sodomite and that makes you just as bad as a homosexual
you ain't no christian, maybe a judas iscariot. at least judas did the descent thing and found a good tree and rope
Old mate diesel cowboy uses some strong words yeah? He calls us Heterosexual Sodomites. At least he calls us heterosexual. I bet he goes to the park and hands out candy to little kids to get them to sit on his knee
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
Diesel Cowboy hey?? Is that the handle you use when you molest the little kids in the park? If you believe the crap Oral Roberts spewed forth then and probably still does then you are a bloody fool. LIsten to the guy he sounds like an absolute moron.
i believe exactly what oral roberts said here and you should too. sodomy is of the devil whether you are heterosexual or homosexual. it is not ok for married couples to sodomize each other. if you think it is then lucifer has been preaching to you
@dieselcowboy777 diesel cowboy old buddy you are a crackpot. you seem to be fixated with people copping it up the date. I think you have a problem old buddy old pal. Oral Roberts was nothing but a fraudulent con man and when you listen to what he says here it makes one think he was one sicko.
@dieselcowboy777 the imbecile who made this video was hoping this would make oral roberts look bad but it makes them look like they need to grow brains.
anybody remember when Oral Roberts came on tv and said god spoke to him and said unless he raised so many million dollars that god was going to take his life. and some idiot wrote him a check for over a million dollars
Oral Roberts also said he saw a 900 foot Jjesus in Tulsa Oklahoma
Oral Roberts was as nutty as a fucking Christmas fruit cake
Sometimes we say things in error and that's all a part of being human. I'll pray for all the critics because we are told in the bible not to touch God's anointed and who are we to judge. 1Chronicles 16:22 and psalms 105:15. to tease or ridicule is really doing harm to the prophet or anoited one's character.
Oh please, you know you laughed too. You don't have to be "one of them heathens" to find this video absolutely hysterical. And if you're really that uptight that you didn't find it funny and ridiculous...well, I feel sorry for whoever you end up married to. Your sex life is going to be BO-RING!
@scizophrenicpanda It could tempt him to put his penis into the bad places. Like the mouth. Or the ah-nus. I wonder how many boys had to leave during the sermon upon hearing the lesbian sex description. In a sermon to warn away from sex, he probably turned on his audience big time. "There's only one organ designed to penetrate the woman's vagina..." Oral, (excuse me while I snicker at the irony) the people who work in sex shops disagree.
I'd say most of the general population disagrees with him. His knowledge of basic biology is appalling, reproduction involves many organs, not just the va-gin-a and the male organ. I'd love to be at one of these sermons with a giant group of people, so we can all play the penis game. Pretty immature, but the opportunity to make people really uncomfortable would be pure gold.
Not to mention that there are other reasons to have sex besides trying to reproduce. Well, probably not for him...but in general.
And as for playing the penis game during one of his chapel services, that would be classic. You just have to promise to record it for posterity and Youtube.
If only he wasn't dead... Maybe his descendants are playing recordings of his sermons in public venues, but I really don't think it would be the same.
Why can he say vagina and not penis? And why does he neglect to consider that straight couples have oral and anal sex as well as gay couples? And why is he encouraging random men and women to touch each other? Ew....
I do not think he is encouraging randomly I think he's referring to how others can influence or tempt a person in general. I wish he had stated that only married couples should have sex.
He`s right!
Plainsfyre 4 days ago
This is some funny shit. This guy makes me laugh as much as 'bill hicks'.
HockeyFightsRights 4 days ago
But oral/vaginal/anal penetration DOES occur in humans and other primates
gilliamjf 5 days ago
So he can say "vagina" but not "penis"?
kirbsnell 1 week ago
Orifices. Not Oral's Faeces. This is important dammit!
roquefort88888 2 weeks ago
Mr. Roberts, Ron Jeremy called and told you to tone it down.
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Tweekki 2 weeks ago
He's better than the Pope. But, can you imagine a daughter of sin trying with him ?
mkarren100 1 month ago
Oral Roberts was right to condemn homosexuals, but wrong in being this descriptive. He should have preached the word only.
apentecostalrevival 2 months ago
@apentecostalrevival Why should anyone condemn homosexuals?
Pilaf1984 1 month ago
@Pilaf1984 Because the bible does.
apentecostalrevival 1 month ago
anyway, one day you'll all have to stand before Jesus Christ and then it is too late to repent, anyway if you deny the Bible and deny the cross of Christ you'll loose
pastorvincentjan 2 months ago
@pastorvincentjan and what if its not jesus and its allah that you stand in front of then your fucked aswell ???
leemillar141 2 months ago
@pastorvincentjan Well I'll assume you meant "lose," in which case it's a game, right? Well I'm quite good at games, sir, so bring it on!
WingedDrant 2 months ago
@pastorvincentjan u realize that all the stories in the bible are fabricate or diluted?the 10 commandments are from the sumerian tablets,the story of eve and the forbidden fruit came from babylon and so on.
R1CHARD909 1 month ago
OK, had to play this for friends finally, and just noticed how many other ministers have videos up on related videos in the sidebar...now this is even funnier!
Oh, and the one we clicked on claims it's Biblical for the oral in marriage, sorry Oral The Person. (And no, I'm not taking any of these guys seriously, just kidding!)
LexeconKiddo 4 months ago
...more than twice, you're playing with it"? Oral Roberts, those details even ONCE and sorry, but you're fantasizing about it. (especially the girl on girl bit there....whoa)
LexeconKiddo 4 months ago
Lesbianism
LOL, he must have a good education
TheWallaceGrover 4 months ago
How did this vid manage to ignore the screaming obvious joke of the dude's very name - "ORAL" - i mean wtf is with that?
BiggerThinking1 4 months ago
He doesn't know how to have fun...
bsukml 5 months ago
Creates multiplication? The male organ? He'll say "vagina" but not "penis"? Okay ...
liquidgee13 5 months ago
TYT has been reduced to the level of Beavis and Butthead.
tdurran 5 months ago
It sounds like the monk’s explanation from the Holy Hand Grenade scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. XD
SniperMaske 5 months ago
I love the laughable subtitles. TYT needs to do something about this lol.
nemethyst 5 months ago
He sounds like Jim Jones. O_o
HexenX 5 months ago
I actually did stick my dick in an ear once. BUt I see how it's not a mainstream thing to do
Chaaarge 5 months ago
@Chaaarge
You must have a very small dick, lol.
naryaquid 5 months ago
He seems comfortable referring to the female organ as the "vagina" but can't quite seem to do the same with the male equivalent. "The male organ."
Jayee123 6 months ago
ROFL
Powerflamer 6 months ago 2
go'on touch it!
irishdude69 6 months ago
He should read the bible sometime: Matt 15:10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand: 11Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
csnowutube 6 months ago
his grandson is out and proud and tells alllllll about this lyin fool.
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@brightmasih1653 fuck you and your god...
richstpete 6 months ago
Oral Roberts was a minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ who had love and boldness to take the gospel out of the church and into every man and woman's world. He did not shy away from the heavenly vision given him and tackled the powers of darkness with faith. Look how fast the world wanted to swallow him up. These little weasels who have their 15 seconds of fame siding with the imps that sit on their shoulders could not stand in this man of God's presence without being exposed for their sin.
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If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter.
Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry
darthspliffius 6 months ago
I hate the Young Turks. Assholes that they are. But ya just gotta admit they bring it. This tape is so sad that it s no way funny. Oral Roberts was indeed a delusional power hungry man. " I ' ll tell which you which hole to use." Sad. " Send God your money, but use my address." lol I heal by faith. But just in case, I have a hospital. Get it?
starr522 6 months ago
there's the anus
hamstrdethwagon 6 months ago
It's less funny when you realise he had a gay son who comitted suicide... I hate this kind of evangelical.
HerEyesWereWild 6 months ago
You can wrap it up in ribbons or you can put it in your sock, no other places are permitted by the Buble - check it out.
JohnHalladay1 7 months ago
It's funny that his first name is Oral...
6663000 7 months ago 16
@6663000 He had to change it from his original name; Anal Roberts
Tweekki 2 weeks ago
You know Oral got plenty of BJ's and loved it.
a300pilotster 7 months ago
And the bass comes in...
raikespeare 8 months ago
A man named Oral who says you can't put it in the mouth.
TheBuzzCatt 8 months ago 9
HA HA HA! I guess Oral died cause people didn't donate to his ministry? that is the line of shit he gave people in the 80's to get people to donate. He was a heretic so I have no problems laughing at this.
folkrockman 8 months ago
It's funny that he can say vagina, but he can't say penis.
courtisarockstar 9 months ago 7
taht is funnnnnny shit
ayubk001 9 months ago
that is sooooooooooo uncomfortable........lol
ayubk001 9 months ago
Once you go black you go deaf.
belittle12 9 months ago
creeeeeepyyy!
Moscririna 9 months ago
He needs to get laid.
squreshi10 9 months ago
LMAO hahahaha I'm sorry hearing that old man talk about sex is too funny
Quinton111100 9 months ago
You are trying to mock The man of God.....you are only fooling your self....because you will continue to go down.....come to repentance in Jesus Name
franchise123ful 9 months ago
@franchise123ful COme to repentance or come to Oral Roberts? Which one?
ponyboy1488 8 months ago
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jared201345 9 months ago
I love how his name is Oral
jared201345 9 months ago 2
@jared201345 moral orel.
squreshi10 9 months ago
Oh, my...Seems like Pastor Roberts was an avid Penthouse Forum reader :-0
stickstr8up 9 months ago
This was HILARIOUS! So delusional....
strangerathome 10 months ago
I bet his wife has never had an orgasm.....
RavenBlaze 10 months ago 2
BELLY BUTTON SEX
kyleisreallycool 10 months ago
Oral Roberts?
He should be called Anal Roberts.
evans808274mc9la 10 months ago 4
AH yeah i remember this guy he said he saw jesus and he was 900 feet tall and he told him to build a university and if he did not get the money to build god would kill him.
lordblasfhemy 10 months ago
You should have heard Oral talk about his sexcapades as a youth....in CHAPEL at ORU!!
1025justme 10 months ago
theres the aehnus lmao!
luis3826 11 months ago
The guys name is is Oral, does this really come as a surprise to any of you?
JermzzzyFTW 11 months ago
That guy is a total queer. Why else would he drone on over the same point for a half hour? He must be fascinated by it.
jcfan42 11 months ago
I hear what he is saying and.....I happen to agree with him.
I'm not religious and am in fact an Atheist but the world would be better place if it followed his advice....in my honest opinion.
1946Reddevil 11 months ago
Turds are poison?
The navel is an orifice?
6:18 lol, doody.
Nulono 1 year ago
Turds are poison?
Nulono 1 year ago
@Nulono I think he was making the point that the body must be rejecting it for a good reason.
jcfan42 11 months ago
@jcfan42 It's getting rid of it because it has no use for it.
Nulono 11 months ago
I always suspected pianos came in male and female, but I didn't realize organs are male and female (except in languages like Spanish, where ordinary objects are routinely male and female). So it's nice to learn something from "Oral" Mr. Roberts! By the way, what's better than roses on your piano? Give up? Tulips on your organ!
ApplyUrBrain 1 year ago
@ApplyUrBrain You didn't realize there is a difference in anatomy? Perhaps you should have applied your brain.
jcfan42 11 months ago
@jcfan42: I haven't the foggiest notion how your remark relates to my post. Maybe you don't catch humor.
ApplyUrBrain 11 months ago
not to be confused with Oral Sex
swankrecords 1 year ago
those where the days that sex wasn't talked about he wanted you to know sex is for man and woman not man and man, its not that you cant put it in the mouth,its not made for that, he to have babys and sex is for the marred couple to Enjoy each other, HES IS TALKING A BOUT LIFE ,TRUTH THAT IS THE WORD OF GOD , NOT to kid about sex is a sin out side of marrage,ok i like to hear the rest of this.
mommakathie55 1 year ago
Burn in hell fake, homophobic shithead.
DwydAshquin 1 year ago
NASAL sex!!!!!!!!!!
nakedmolerat43 1 year ago 26
@nakedmolerat43 Male organ in the ears!!!
papo1957 1 year ago
This is the greatest TYT video.
FourthDerivative 1 year ago
This is what is called "a cheap shot" -- laughing at someone's ignorance in order to make yourself look smart. It is the "WAY OF THE FOOL".
ezgoit 1 year ago
Oral sex?
swankrecords 1 year ago
he can't say penis because he is afraid that it might make him seem gay, which you can almost bet he is, because he is taking such precautions. Its cute.
MyraFlame 1 year ago
Tongue in the eyeball?
TheKimdunn 1 year ago
@davefgranger that is too funny mate :D
BalooMoo 1 year ago
he can't some "penis" because he's a homophobe.
lancevancedance 1 year ago
roberts had a gay son who commited suicide, also has a gay grandson who was loudly disowned at orals funeral. theres a better world coming, haters better duck.
1 LIFE
sleekcartim 1 year ago 4
vuhgihna
bobdylan4evr 1 year ago
thank God he's dead!! (I'm an atheist!)
marcohorowitz8 1 year ago
What a fucking retard this guy was. Death isn't always sad.
rohanwotan2 1 year ago
LAMO!!
skepticalinquier 1 year ago
"Male organ".
saaritahh 1 year ago
THE BAH-DEEE!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This shit is funny as hell.
shazrinaiman 1 year ago
too funny!
qrock639 1 year ago
His voice is epic and awesome
MrGish1 1 year ago 3
The Bah-dee. The Vagiynah.
MetalShin0bi 1 year ago
there was a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire
TheUnionofState 1 year ago 30
he hates sex because his name is "oral".lol
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
Who is this degenerate sitting at the desk? Never mind.., already hosed his residual garbage off of my shoes. What a dumbass, makes one wonder..,was he dropped on his head at birth or is this degenerate behavior a family trait..., I will opt for the first since it could never come from them, my condolences for his medical condition and complete lack of fear for God.
oymy 1 year ago
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gwenrea 1 year ago
lol every time i hear him, i crack up laughing
sissybearsheba 1 year ago
GREAT STUFF. True say. love it. gays and sodomites are dead!
joaliya 1 year ago
lol, a guy named ORAL robert that hate sex? lmao
iLikeBondage69 1 year ago
How can the president of the united states say things like this on public television?! This is sick! Why is the president of the usa pushing homosexuality like this? Its no wonder their society is like this. Sick american people!!!
Georgenfla 1 year ago
@Georgenfla Did I get this right? You think that Oral Roberts is the President of the United States? Damn I hope not.
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2 months ago why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
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why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
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why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
That's not Oral Roberts......the young turks... Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
7pentecostal7 1 year ago
Oral Roberts is disgusting. Maybe it's not my place to say, but this convinces me he was a false prophet and a wolf in sheep's clothing.
DominicMetal1979 1 year ago
What the fuck is up with that Oral Roberts.
thecoolmex 1 year ago
u dont need an evangelist to tell u wat is right GOd gave u a con-cience and the only reason u can laugh at wat his saying is if your concience is dead or ur just stupid and being used by satan.Jesus will come bak and i hope it wont be too late for most of u.i hate fargot,wat wil hav happened to u if your dad was one or ur mom a lesbian.
meritmone 1 year ago
according to his daughters autobiography Oral was more Oral the Verbal
monetsmoney 1 year ago
Who is this Jew on youngturks?
edelweissnpa 1 year ago
33rd Degree Mason Oral Roberts who like his Masonic Brother 33rd Degree Mason Robert Schuller of the Crystal Cathedral who BOTH got their start in Religion-for-Money by their 33rd Degree Mason brother Billy Graham=MK-Ultra SCUM
MrsLRnMrRR 1 year ago
LMAO @ "Is this a powerpoint presentation?" XD
caligirl747 1 year ago
This is seriously creepy!
darylfn 1 year ago
I'm a Christian and if I had been at that service I would have gotten up and walked out.
"Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh."
"there are certain men crept in unawares . . . turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness"
DominicMetal1979 1 year ago
@DominicMetal1979
yea, you listenin to rock and roll and living like a devil committing sodomy which sodomy is both oral and anal sex makes you a sodomite and that makes you just as bad as a homosexual
you ain't no christian, maybe a judas iscariot. at least judas did the descent thing and found a good tree and rope
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
Damn ... he is quite explicit ... it's clear what's on HIS mind... he keeps on going after he had made his point a loooong time ago.
omnivorous65 1 year ago 5
You CAN put it in the mouth!!!!!!
Spiderweb127 1 year ago
male organ and vagina? XD
why not
penis and female organ.
annapiaja 1 year ago 2
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
odensmeadhorn 1 year ago
Old mate diesel cowboy uses some strong words yeah? He calls us Heterosexual Sodomites. At least he calls us heterosexual. I bet he goes to the park and hands out candy to little kids to get them to sit on his knee
ochrered 1 year ago
Cmon guys this is better then comedy channel
ochrered 1 year ago
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why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
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why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
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why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
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dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
My goodness this guy was an idiot wasn't he???
ochrered 1 year ago
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@ochrered
why would it be funny that a man of God condemning sodomy ????? sodomy is both oral and anal sex which many heterosexuals today are destroying themselves.
the heterosexual sodomites will get the same judgement that the homosexual does.
he was trying to keep people out of hell. you should take it more seriously because my intuition tells me you are probably a heterosexual sodomite who needs to heed his words
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
@dieselcowboy777
Diesel Cowboy hey?? Is that the handle you use when you molest the little kids in the park? If you believe the crap Oral Roberts spewed forth then and probably still does then you are a bloody fool. LIsten to the guy he sounds like an absolute moron.
ochrered 1 year ago
@ochrered
i believe exactly what oral roberts said here and you should too. sodomy is of the devil whether you are heterosexual or homosexual. it is not ok for married couples to sodomize each other. if you think it is then lucifer has been preaching to you
dieselcowboy777 1 year ago
@dieselcowboy777 diesel cowboy old buddy you are a crackpot. you seem to be fixated with people copping it up the date. I think you have a problem old buddy old pal. Oral Roberts was nothing but a fraudulent con man and when you listen to what he says here it makes one think he was one sicko.
ochrered 1 year ago
@dieselcowboy777 the imbecile who made this video was hoping this would make oral roberts look bad but it makes them look like they need to grow brains.
Trelli28 1 year ago
Wait NOT the orifices of the nose? Damnit why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
megamarsvin 1 year ago
Had to play it a second time. This is so funny.
Kamaji11 1 year ago
LMFAO at the whole thing. but i love "i know because i lived on a farm. i saw it" that mustve been one hell of an interesting farm ;)
LMA629 1 year ago
@LMA629 oh my bad they dont show that part in this episode
LMA629 1 year ago
Lololol!This is redicilious!!Lololol!What is he talking aboiut that sily man!LOLOLOL!!!!
Hans021220 1 year ago
He can say the vagina, but not penis? Wow.... what's wrong w/ saying penis? *shakes head*
RRBvampgrl 1 year ago
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missbean1997 1 year ago
greatest TYT vid.
Netjack 1 year ago
what the, are they 100% that's Oral Roberts??
screenjunky 1 year ago
SAM SEDER! I loved him in home movies, man.
chenalos 1 year ago
The fact that the guy is named Oral is even better, haha!
MelleB90 1 year ago 4
Oh my stomach!! I havent laughed this hard in days. Thank you Oral. It almost makes you wish the old bastard was still alive. LOL
nosajj12345 1 year ago
LMAO this is EPIC
Netjack 1 year ago 21
Wow, talk about projection. I didn't realize how uneducated he was.
matthewtaylorbrown 1 year ago
he can say the "V" word but not the "P" word... God i bet he had a full horney house that day...
andiamoci22 1 year ago
So... was he saying that oral sex between a married man and woman is wrong, because "it can only go in the vagina"? Surely he can't men that?
Trekkie1450 1 year ago
@mcmiraclevalley
Dear Rev. Capps. the only three letters you need after your name are ASS.
Have a delightful day.
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avilameon 1 year ago
Lol this video makes me giggle. xD hehe
Wilhelm1811 1 year ago
anybody remember when Oral Roberts came on tv and said god spoke to him and said unless he raised so many million dollars that god was going to take his life. and some idiot wrote him a check for over a million dollars
Oral Roberts also said he saw a 900 foot Jjesus in Tulsa Oklahoma
Oral Roberts was as nutty as a fucking Christmas fruit cake
exposing31 1 year ago 3
any1 know from where i can find the text for this speech ? i rly need this :D:D performing this druing my english class will be such fun...
str8pala 1 year ago
Sometimes we say things in error and that's all a part of being human. I'll pray for all the critics because we are told in the bible not to touch God's anointed and who are we to judge. 1Chronicles 16:22 and psalms 105:15. to tease or ridicule is really doing harm to the prophet or anoited one's character.
baezhill1967 1 year ago
@baezhill1967
Oh please, you know you laughed too. You don't have to be "one of them heathens" to find this video absolutely hysterical. And if you're really that uptight that you didn't find it funny and ridiculous...well, I feel sorry for whoever you end up married to. Your sex life is going to be BO-RING!
avilameon 1 year ago
Why can't he say "penis?"
avilameon 1 year ago 16
Because he's so repressed by his "religion" (delusion).
TheNidus 1 year ago
I'd say he's uncomfortable saying it because if he did, it might turn him into a ho-mo-sexual.
scizophrenicpanda 1 year ago
@scizophrenicpanda It could tempt him to put his penis into the bad places. Like the mouth. Or the ah-nus. I wonder how many boys had to leave during the sermon upon hearing the lesbian sex description. In a sermon to warn away from sex, he probably turned on his audience big time. "There's only one organ designed to penetrate the woman's vagina..." Oral, (excuse me while I snicker at the irony) the people who work in sex shops disagree.
avilameon 1 year ago
I'd say most of the general population disagrees with him. His knowledge of basic biology is appalling, reproduction involves many organs, not just the va-gin-a and the male organ. I'd love to be at one of these sermons with a giant group of people, so we can all play the penis game. Pretty immature, but the opportunity to make people really uncomfortable would be pure gold.
scizophrenicpanda 1 year ago
@scizophrenicpanda
Not to mention that there are other reasons to have sex besides trying to reproduce. Well, probably not for him...but in general.
And as for playing the penis game during one of his chapel services, that would be classic. You just have to promise to record it for posterity and Youtube.
avilameon 1 year ago
If only he wasn't dead... Maybe his descendants are playing recordings of his sermons in public venues, but I really don't think it would be the same.
scizophrenicpanda 1 year ago
@scizophrenicpanda
Well, I've heard that chapel services at ORU are in this same vein. You'd probably get kicked out before you could pick a winner though.
avilameon 1 year ago
Someday... I don't think it would be as effective in a really large church, but I think a bullhorn would remedy that problem, don't you?
scizophrenicpanda 1 year ago
@scizophrenicpanda
WIN!
avilameon 1 year ago
ANNuhs. lol
svdvr 1 year ago 2
'oral' roberts condemning 'oral' sex?
if i could id piss on the funny bastard's grave.
my god carries a hammer, your god died nailed to a cross. any questions?
ScissorsAreSexToys 1 year ago
This was a great man of God. Why do you do this?
dabbuhl 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
How immature can you be to laugh when he says the part of the human body?
Pinkindian1 1 year ago
why you laugh? the old man talks very wisely... sexual freedom is over-rated and wrong...
75lane 1 year ago
Oral Roberts speaks wisely? LOL
More like he speaks money.
Why shouldn't we have sexual freedom? Do you want to have laws against certain sexual acts?
PeaceChild90 1 year ago 4
Seriously, Penis + Vagina= Win
Penis + Mouth= Wrong and disgusting
Penis + Ahnoos= Equally disgusting
Female Tongue + Vagina= Damn amusing, but still wrong.
ExtremelyLuckyPotato 1 year ago
Why do you say so might I ask?
sepaco003 1 year ago
Why can he say vagina and not penis? And why does he neglect to consider that straight couples have oral and anal sex as well as gay couples? And why is he encouraging random men and women to touch each other? Ew....
samiam2088 1 year ago 4
I do not think he is encouraging randomly I think he's referring to how others can influence or tempt a person in general. I wish he had stated that only married couples should have sex.