Runescape on Chinese news

[BladesNstuffs]

The awkward moment when I actually understand everything they're actually saying so it takes away 90% of the humor

[TheCollapsing]

The awkward moment when this is all fake and just a joke.

[masterkaiden]

OH GOD... HELP ME... I CANT STOP LAUGHING....

"And announced plans for a preemptive war on the United Kingdom"

OH GOD HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING....

[owneddiagonal]

ahahaha dis fake ahhaha

[okan1955]

SERIOUSLY?

[mike54137]

Runescape wouldn't be the same if china bought it. For starts they would make every NPC and character have slanted eyes D:

[Elv1nBow]

I laughed my ass off when he said he killed green dragons for their bones, then lost his house.

[666metal333]

LOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LL

[ManEatsPants]

lmao

[PradaGzz]

lmfao!! is this real??

[renerdrat]

" I use to kill green dragons for their dragon bones "

lmfao...

[TomLuvsVidz]

lamo!

[THEv01ddclawer]

omg this is going to be a awsoem idea if china buys rs!

better players no noobs think about it guys

[gigadood88]

lol

[triple634]

This is taiwanese you bitch not chinese

[ZeoInka]

@triple634 Taiwan and China speak the same language "Mandarin or Modern Standard Chinese" Like so people can become a little smarter

[gapo818]

@ 34wagsx34 I agree Bro like WTFFFF??? HAHAHAHAHA it seems like a Troll but than again like WTFF????? hahahahaha

[34xwagsx34]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHHA IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE.

[denownden]

@34xwagsx34 Actually it is, yeah.

[XPINOYxTHUGSxSExSD]

If this were true. Life and south park are really getting close because a nation relying on a game for economy is sooooo stupid.

[59parksimple6]

lol it goes they are planning a preemptive war, or do they just mean clan wars with thier own clans? lol

[k0ir0a]

if u kno chinese, u will kno it is nothing about runescape

[8cdd5735]

@k0ir0a Also if it were real woudn't they of actually said "runescape"

Seeing as i doubt there is a chinese word for that.

[SuperSecretFox]

Ok now where's the real translation?

[TitanicKnight]

I am absolutely horrified by the maker of this video post. You should be ashamed for manipulating this segment of Chinese news to make a racist statement against the Chinese. And I pity those who do not understand Chinese and actually thought this was a legitimate video. I am a native Chinese speaker myself, and I guarantee that none of the alleged subtitles are valid. I have reported this film, and look forward to having it removed at once. Please, go get a life.

[KebbitVids]

@TitanicKnight i don't think it will taken down, and i don't think he will care if it will be taken down, this is his second channel so ye XD, but ye gl with hating

[Chiszle]

@TitanicKnight - 非常好的说法。顶

[Chiszle]

@TitanicKnight 看到楼上，我懂了……

[SuperGallzy]

@TitanicKnight i found this rather funny

[ishraqmd5]

l00000000000000000l

[zonks92]

Wow Calm down, not they're getting me a 99.... Gf bot's, u bombed bots

[tmoney780]

LOLOL

[paintballallday90]

i like how people take this serious its fucking hilarious though "i used to killed green dragons" l0l0l0l0l0l0l

[funkymonky51]

da fok

[arcanetokens]

l0ll

[TheGlitchUnit]

Omg i almost peed on myself watching this, old ass chinese man "i used to kill green dragons for dragon bones" LMFAO!

[mrdashes1]

LMAO

[MrSoulPker]

hahaha

[undrdg469]

this was a fucking funny video rofl...old guy loses his home cuz he dosnt want to get a real job and i swear the fat dude at the end looks like gabriel iglesias lol..

[stunners12]

So fake LOL

[gogeta6150]

chinks

[MrBoomSonic]

Fake lol

[tbager27]

China vs the uk hmmm uk has rs china has ninjas damit who would win

[sandertje88]

LOLLLOLOLOLOLOL,

Stupid Chinse people.Our government can buy jagex, dude if you do that only botters will play rs.

[xXSlyHyenaXx]

so basiclly chinese nerds make bots and know bot nuke made them bankrupt

[Mistameredeth]

i understand chinese and the subtitles are bull shit. this news repoet is talking about vegies and other food

[sosai00]

@Mistameredeth shut up its funny

[schoolissoboring1]

is this correct translation? i mean he misspelled "political" at 0:03. -_____-"

[IWatchPixels]

The news report is talking about Cabbages...

[rricardo1599]

@IWatchPixels and Japan and potatoes :D

[thewoooty]

Chinese people can go back to work now bots are gone.

[jonheichel]

Haha this was so funnny!

[eletricdragonrulez]

this is funny a.f. keep it up

[xQsSahil]

lolol i know its fake but funny xD

[max21214]

LOLOOLLOOLLO but the fact its chinese means it could mean whatever the fuck without us knowing

[kelvinmok10]

@max21214 i understand chinese mate. the subtitles have close to zero connection with the actual report, lol

[Thetrampinkid]

this IS fake isnt it?

[kelvinmok10]

@Thetrampinkid it is

[kidnebs]

lame

[awsomegingerkid]

LOL



[siCesful]

Runescape, CHINA EDITION :o

[jamesxz12]

this is why you dont trust gold4rs its the chinese

[glastonburyman]

dah fuck a war over runescape wow things getting out of hand now jesus christ

[tugajp1]

@glastonburyman this is a joke. Do u really think china would make a war with united kingdom because of runescape LOLOLLOLOL

[IDEATHMETALI]

I never knew china's economy relied on runescape rofl

[EzarikX]

They deserve it.

[Luigiclub562]

Chinese lossing money because of bots... hmm i miht need to make more bots XD

[GetOwnedv]

omg wow really rs bots r going this far i wish peopl would just play the game bots r litterally ruinning the world and i hope jagex fines a way to get rid of bots or people realize what there doing when they bot

[TheMacoLion]

Omg I laughed so hard

[bacemanjax07]

r0fl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sschoolsucks]

me to my jobs gone



[Ju5tD13]

runescape is for faggots now i swear

[martyrization]

LOL

[2iUploads]

You realise bots make JaGeX money your are soooooo stupid... Runescape make money from members all bots are members due to producing more gp.. In total ur a spastic

[RsBlankspace1]

lol this is a fake video... nice try tho..

[rangednub13]

@RsBlankspace1 Sherlock Holmes in the house yo

[wtflevel3]

Sent Spies LOL,Next james bond movie :P

[Zerosk8pr0]

"mayor general chin wang has visited the sweatshops" LMFAO dude this is fucking hilarious

[koooooolol1]

LMAO CHINA BUY RS LOLOLOL

[TheOshaug]

is this fake or real?

[iTzDennis]

@TheOshaug fake lmao, you would have heard if china declared war on Britain over the news, you play rs in a cave or something lol

[TheOshaug]

@iTzDennis im from norway u prick....dont watch fucking news from britain lol

[iTzDennis]

@TheOshaug yeah and im from canada but i by chance heard about the war in iraq, war is a big thing it would have been on your news channels, chill out

[RsBlankspace1]

@TheOshaug probley fake... they never cut to rs in there talking.. its just edited well with report on food they use runscape shots how i noticed shitty quality chinese report with clear runescape video/pics.. a cut up video.. so fake.

[henryrule1]

LMFAO "I USE TO KILL GREEN DRAGONS FOR MONEY"

[apie106]

Funny how the subtitels arent right at all...

[bockman55]

lol still funny xD

[irambospecud0wn]

I have lost my job. I used to kill green dragons for dragon bones.

I feel really sorry for them...

[irambospecud0wn]

I have lost my job. I used to kill green dragons for dragon bones.

I feel really sorry for them...

[Jaws275ftw]

there goes my future job!

[Enigxture]

lmfao

[MrK0edkid]

goddamn i want chinese ppl to buy rs

[TheFatclassic]

"the Chinese government has sen spies to the Jagex headquaters in Cambridge..." WTF?

[Andycool490]

"AND announced plans for a preemptive war on the United Kingdom, " u wish, usa will be there allies as well as france. derp

[erpy86]

how pathetic to admit to using a bot, and then also complain.

Die China!

[HardToNameThisUser]

It's really not funny if you know what it was saying

[MultiJ12345]

You guys are so gullible. Almost as gullible as believing that Facebook will charge. It's not real. The news is about the drop in demand for cabbages.

[VeryOxygen]

preemptive war?!

[UrAwestruck]

lol

[msealol]

$20? If it was $20 ea perso , it could be solved if each person skipped 1 meal a day for say,2-4 days. But no, you guys are still in deep shit. And if you look at my other comments I corrected myself to 2k right after that post. L2 read properly and educate yourself more. Thanks.

[ImSkyAdict]

LMAOOOAMAOMAOMAOMAOAMAOMAA never laughed so hard :D

[TBTrublue]

its cuz of the bots prices are so low on most items atm.... idk im not complaining too much but when i cant go and kill ankous or flesh crawlers on my pure thats just a bucket of laughs

[5laTz]

What w complete dick, I like free trade noob.

[kalinda619]

Is this bs like the onion, wtfwtwf

[TheConorboal]

Most fucked up thing I have ever seen lolololol

[AwesomeoscarTV]

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK TSUNAMI THAT WAS JAPAN!!! Also Desperate for money wtf no looks fake

[MrMarksman36]

China buys Jagex? Sweet!!!

[AwesomeoscarTV]

DONT LET THEM BUY KEEP IT ENGLISH!

[ImNotAfk]

If jagex banned bots and made runescape the normal players want it to be they WONT lose any money, but as it looks for now, the bots are taking over, more normal players are quitting.

[11m4357r0]

lol at the comment at the end, you cant catch botters by randoms, I am a bot programmer, and trust me in saying, if the bot is even half well made it wont be caught. I run my main account 100+ hours a week and have never gotten even a warning.

[patjeboemboem1980]

Hard to remove free trade while leaving the wild as it is, you can still transfer farmed gold over via wild then

[funnypicturess]

This fake noobs? Go's about the disaster in Japan nerds (sunami)

[DontKnowWhatToName]

@funnypicturess First off all i think everyone knows its fake..... it was meant as a joke! Secondly learn to spell befor you make dumb comments its called a "Tsunami"

[CraftingNatures]

'The game company is desperate for money. So our government can buy Jagex. That would be the end of RuneScape. They would sell gold on the site, GP would be worthless, no one would pay for membership. RAPTUREEEEEEEEEEEE!@!!!@

[PhantomOwnage]

Breath. Taken.

[PurrAtMe]

lmao @ at the ppl who asked if this was real

[ImOreos]

@PurrAtMe well is it real? lol sorry if its a dumb question

[ja77ed]

Lol I like wildy But free trade did fuck runescape Eco...he lost his house...wow..jagex should ban bots or lock them ^^so the player has to pay 30 dollars or something ^^so they make money and stop boys "30 dollars to get the account"

[FrenchValleyAirport]

omg is this real?

[kippuhneuker]

Made my day LOL

that's why last BXPW ( Bonus XP Weekend ) was a tsunami in Japan

God strikes back.

[TheScreamingSeal]

Mission Complete.

[jamophat]

in my head i was like "fakkkkee fakakekaekakeakkae and gayyayyay" but then i was like... well hmm it makes sense....

[cRuZiToFTw]

ajajajajajaj

pinches mamadas

[TapYou2Hard]

the fucking bots took my job

[theboytheycallkenny]

is this a piss take?

[Lockd010]

Macro-mannnnn, Macro-mannnnnnnn, botting like a macro can! Is he strong? No he is not! Chinese gold farmer is in his blood!

[l5kills]

I hope jagex sees this lol.

[AgileEliot]

I ACTUALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

[braveheartz101]

if the chines where to actualy buy jagex i bet they would make runescape way beter than it is now

[EvilBluffer]

hahahahaha! RAYMOND IS PHILIPINO! Not Chinese :L Lol chiszle

[pvmification]

damit !

[SpelignErrir]

It's a lot less funny when you know what they're actually saying :l

At least I'm not German so I can still have a laugh at the the hitler videos.

[eneche]

@SpelignErrir Mind suming up what they are actually saying? lol

[bstednote]

@eneche runescape has been run over by bots chinese had a buisness where actual people played runescape then sold the runescape gold they made "Sweat shop" one of the generals wants to buy jagex blah blah blah an average day in china.

[Schiehsl3]

IS this real?

[loliquit]

"And announced plans for a preemtive war on the united kingdom" lololol wtffffffffff

[im4everskilled]

Removing free trade but leaving the wilderness as it is makes no sense. They just trade by letting one kill the other in the wilderness.

[lolzpandaz10]

rofl

[IPKUCALL911]

they sent spies to jagex hq rofl!

[Kisszuperman]

Removing free trade + leaving wilderness in this state has no sense. Instead of just trading the money, the bot owners will kill the bots somewhere in the wilderness and get the loot.

Of course there may be some people who would hunt them but that won't really affect the bots I.M.O.

[Halokiller6]

Lol "I used to kill green dragons for dragon bones, but now I lost my job and my house" What?

[D3NM0NT3UR]

I almost would believe it Lol...

I Fuckin laughed out hard

[xHiTKiLlK0]

L0L.

[msealol]

Wow...Jagex is finally making Rotm. Too bad I cant play though, have my finals this year as well as the next. What's worse is that the day after bonus xp week is my exam, which sucks so I think im going to miss the bonus xp for this year as well as the next -.- there goes my hopes for getting the stats for rotm. Left rocking out, and tail of two cats(fail :/). Ahh, oh well I guess I will do rotm next year then or during the school holiday, dont dissapoint me with the storyline and reward jagex!

[ordenofphonix]

r0fl

[ultra695]

rofl

[girlbklyn15]

wow

[magepur1]

guys chill out chizel is just useing this vid as an overly played out way of saying jagex get your ass in gear and do somethin their affraid of lossing money what happens when all real player quite

[magepur1]

dude errrr thats actualy sum good ideas... ima go knock down their door and make them do this o_O

[msealol]

Edit: just noticed an extra 0 behind, meant to be 2k

[msealol]

Edit: This video isn't that funny, not when you know what it's talking about. Good effort on editing skills, however.

[axekiller76]

@msealol Chill it's just a joke. 

[msealol]

Well, im chinese and from what I can tell, this is fake. It's as real as The WWII movie," breaking dawn." The person simply added in misleading subtitles, period. PS. On average, every american owes China 20k + USD. Im from Singapore, not china so I guess its safe to say that if you say China sucks and stuff, you should do more research. Oh and please do not bite the hand that feeds you.

[Antdemo]

@msealol well that's wrong, every amaerican owes china 20k? say what?? never heard so much bull sht in all my life, if anything it's $20 you fool

[elraca813]

Well gold farming is just as against the rules as botting. only difference is its CHINA so they think it matters. and any one who makes a living playing rs really needs a life. not that this is believeable either way. And yes i do know its all fake.

[itsmemiraclez]

Haha cracking up!!!

[TrixR4Wabbits]

lol'd so hard at this!

[odysssseey]

haha if you're trying to get a message across to Jagex this'll never work

[StepDubMr]

Lmao!! I thought this was real! hahaha!

[zyrocks2]

@StepDubMr wait im comfused hwo isnt this real?

[spikodadude]

I seriously thought this was real until they said china had military power.

No really. This is very believable. I quit because of that shit.

Can somebody honestly believe that you can kill green or even ice dragons for enough money to buy spirit shields?

[Wildyproductions]

I hope the chinese goverment buys jagex and runescape and turn it into the good ole days lmfao

[KradyRS]

Loling @ all the people who cant take a joke

[buddyguy14]

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[dribblebibblegibble]

so fake

[TurmItUpLouder]

The part where the guy said "I used to kill green dragons for dragon bones" made me a) lost it b) realize this is total horse shit. China has like 1.7 billion people. Runescape can't make the unemployement rise to 64% LOL

[XMageOfMetalX]

Fuck, this shit is about japanese agriculture, not about runescape. Fuck, i'm taiwanese, trust me ik this shit is fake.

[somesanity1]

"because you actually do get banned there" rofl

[somesanity1]

thumbs up if woox16 sent you here

[zhaoziyuan]

hey,the chinese meaning is different from the english,west ,you mistakeunderstand this.