Cow Tipping and the Line of Death

[SHSbeat]

stupid fuckin rednecks cant hold a camera still for shit. class of 08? how the fuck did you even get past grade 5..

[AngryPeta]

I disapprove of this.

[reyesjoel79]

Lmfao you guys are so funny

[ktde8rm]

PUSSSSSYYYYYSSSSS >;)

[KaytlynnDawn]

I feel like i just walked into queer club

[12335wayne]

Dawn of the living cows lol 3:40

[xSammmiSweeet]

HHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO

[Techdeckcrazy210]

6:12 ha ha ha ha

[Tippin23Cow]

Good one DOUCHEBAGS

[UTubeIsTrackingYou]

200 Tons Of Pissed-Off Beef: 1

Pack Of Wild Idiots: 0

[TheBlindShadows]

u r all soooo dumb! cows sleep laying down first of all idiots and second u cant tip a cow!!!!!!!!!!! trust us we have them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r so stupid

[seekarenrun77]

"Feels like we're in Africa.." Even my 7 year old son says, there are NO cows in Africa!!! LMAO. Watching this, I have visions of Beavis and Butthead dancing through my head!

[ForeverARaver]

@seekarenrun77 There are cows in Africa. They herd cattle down there too. Plus, he was referring to the prairie, not the cows.

[TheMalone147]

Ok u guys are fags and idiots cow tipping is done wen there sleepin

[xxskaterbrosxx]

@TheMalone147 fuck your self

[notlikechris]

HOLY COW!

[BabyGoggles]

ur a waste of time...

[KyleAndDougsRandomTV]

Im glad that you never got to tip a cow, its wrong to do that

[TheFinnflash]

@KyleAndDougsRandomTV Did you ever tip a cow?

[AlyssaLynnLove123]

lmfao i think im in love, I WANNA GO COW TIPPING !! <3

[evelfresh]

Africa? Really?

[chorley250894]

Shit toe

[Zebby00100]

they do look creepy... I THOUGHT COWS WERE MORE STUPID, i didnt know they could work as a group and line up like that

[Zebby00100]

when idiots come together...

[UberLifeTroll]

A bull is a female cow.

[caity1982]

@UberLifeTroll a bull is a male cow........they are the ones farmers use to inseminate the famale cows......

[misterbigntall]

@UberLifeTroll are you joking?

[KillaGrogan]

@UberLifeTroll haahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha­ retard alert!!!!!!

[oakmeal]

hope a bull charges at them

[RetartedSnorlax]

man there pro

[airsoftpro504]

To can tip cows you need three strong people and one who can sliad

[ywed14]

lol cow tipping is impossible, they don't sleep standing up and they weigh 600-1000 pounds. If 5 guys tried to push it over it would re-arrange its footing at first, then jump on its front legs and kick you with its hind legs. Anybody that says that they've cow tipped is full of shit, miss "country girl" for example

[neji9987]

5:45 ITS A TRAAAAAAAAAAP! GTFO ABORT MISSION!

[LoraleiChasesLights]

Bahaha oh my, this made me laugh so hard!! But boys....as a country girl, I think you need a few tips. Don't try cow tipping in broad daylight, and running at them like that, they think you're chasing them. I've gone cow tipping before, I promise it works, try going at night and don't wear such bright colors. But please for everyone else's sake, try again and please video it! Hilarious!!

[TheChainsawArtist]

"We'll give you one of us and you give us one of you." xDD

[youareheavensent]

4:10 How 'bout... Cow-domino?

[funkymunky4000]

you guys are dumb thats a damn good way to get shot by the land owner

[Jacckkkkkkk]

haha, this is some funny shit. nice work.

[TheTPJH]

your just a bunch o der der der fucks

[ItsShannyBabyy]

I don't see why people are ripping on you guys. This was actually hilarious :)

[brandishednail]

Oh...and pull up your damn pants!!! sheesh!

[brandishednail]

You lads need some different meds. What you are on is obviously not working.

[joshie1350]

To cow tip you need etleast 6 strong people. Not 4 skinny stoners.

[JuanCapuchino]

LOL class of 08, thats my class

[n111cky]

shoulda pushed it down a hill

[curokoi]

Yuh did ur mom get tipped?

[xxfoshizzlezxx]

Are you retarded cows are girls and bulls are boys! Bitch

[4Dailys]

If any one of you mental midgets were on my land among my livestock, I would feel compelled to shoot at least one of your legs off from a distance using the type of rifle referred to by thundercloud47. Stay off of private property and away from other people's livelihood and you'll be much less likely to look like complete morons in a public forum. You're the kind of people who deserve to get injured (or worse--the cattle would have far less compassion than I would).

[thundercloud47]

I am an old guy who admits to having done dumb things when I was younger. Cow tipping was not one of them. I grew up out in the country. Most farmers I knew carried high powered long range rifles. Most of them that I knew had no sense of humor when it came to something that might cause them a loss. Cows are sometimes sold by weight. Running causes them to lose weight. If the owner were to sell a cow after it had been run he'd make less money. If you try cow tipping don't expect a happy farmer.

[ncjhvsdfiyge]

do this when ur high lol

[FeralSheWolf]

Blair Cow Project!

[DragonoftheEastblu]

If you want to tip cows properly, pick dairy cows instead of cattle and wear proper footwear.

[Buzz61SG]

Thisis hilarious :D

[Termination88]

From wikipedia:

Cow tipping or cow pushing is the purported activity of sneaking up on a sleeping, upright cow and pushing it over for fun. As cattle do not sleep standing up, cow tipping is a myth.

[Enjoi12IojnE]

10$ says there all baked outta their minds.

[EdgyPowell]

Is that cocaine in the front of the car?

[27CLUSKER]

i dont understand how to get money off youtube views

[Yeeeooo000]

Anorexic boys. Eat something

[StevenJKpower]

One of you has really bad backne.

[southsiren]

you guys are retarded. i really wanted to see you get eaten by a cow.

[Sweetsdollface13]

Jackass! I would have loved if the cows tipped you! Dude stepped in shit and flipped out!

[MsTeenGuru]

one word douch

[Cuvagunt]

ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS REMINDS THEM JURASSIC PARK? LOL

[spartanp11]

I always wondered what band geeks did during football off season

[AirSoftFan1231]

justin beiber gang goes and does some cow tippin

[RideTheLightning761]

Holy shot that's creepy how they just stood there waiting for you guys to do something O_o

[itslife56]

what the hell is cow tipping?

[DougieFwesh]

@itslife56 you tip a fat waitress in a restaurant

[TheFrankie97]

waat da fuk iz voltile!?

[haleighrhea]

Well I didnt waste 7:12 minutes of my life watching this and even if I had I'm the only one to blame for that. They didn't force you to watch this video stonecoldfx (Cute Name). This was funny. Thanks goofs.

[l3ardoc]

That line of cows was quite scary. I wish I could have seen that.

[vonjuan49]

There's nothing funnier than a bunch of city slickers out in the country side. Expecting a small herd of suckling cattle, of a breed domesticated for centuries to stampede!!! Then getting frightened when they move towards you due to curiosity. Genius. When one of the guys said 'we'll find less volatile cows' I nearly tore an abdominal!

[Sinki606]

it feels like im in africa right now.

[okaminess]

lol I love how all the cows watch the guys. Cows always do that. It's somehow creepy.

[dennisiswatchingyou]

@AshCosgrove that is actually a lie. yeah people give you the views when they're looking for cow tipping videos but you don't get money from the views. 'k bye

[stonecoldfx]

thx for wasting 7:12 of my life!!

[bradreitzel]

you guys are a bunch of idiots

you cant tip over a cow even if its sleeping you wouldnt be able to get near one because it will be to scared

and if some how you do your screwed cause it can get back up and come after you cause they will be scared

[bradreitzel]

you guys are a bunch of idiots

you cant tip over a cow even if its sleeping you wouldnt be able to get near one because it will be to scared

and if some how you do your screwed cause it can get back up and come after you cause they will be scared

IDIOTS

[warrenthecool]

This was funny but unsuccesful but still funny as hell.

[KolranFett]

Rename the video four fags in a field

[RunRebeccaRun]

NO your stupid the only time you can tip a cow is when there awake because cows cant sleep well standing.

[muserock2367]

your meant to push them over when they are sleeping you stupid cunt! This vid sucks ass

[sk8smoke21]

lol they r watching us lol i was thinkn they would stampeed lol MOO!

[MazorKuziaki]

Wow, originally I didn't really like this video, and thought it was somewhat dumb to attempt cow-tipping. I saw the most liked comment's n' such though, and decided to read the whole coorsoman debacle. Incredibly mature responses, AshCosgrove. Well done.

[6TDproductions]

Got milk?

[mypeanuts73]

damn thought there would be three less douche bags in the world.

[keswick35]

@mypeanuts73 there's actually four in the video, who's the douche now?

[TheJp0704]

Funny, but there yanky orrible cunts

[BlutoDaBoss21]

"this is gonna be so much better then horse tipping" LMFAO!!! experienced horse tippers i bet.

[Peytonfair18]

That's freaking funny ass hell

[tweetle17]

cows:charrrrge!

[spyrodude12]

i had i similar experience with my friends, only we were surrounded by turkeys xD

[amadaan111]

Townies 

[amadaan111]

Townies



[JMort95]

@AshCosgrove fags

[mizzelena718]

Funny!

[raven2titan]

4:24 how many cows!!!!!!!!!

[DustinAndNatasha]

you guys are sooooo gay.

[DustinAndNatasha]

The first guy reminds me of Ted Bundy.

[switchbladebitch]

Bet they were stoned

[reecester2k8]

4:30 hahahahaha the guy goes mooooooo

[webo41]

you guys are retarded they were never running at you but i wished they did !!!!!!

[hibylittle8]

im not trying to be a dick but be careful where you do this you can get shot............

[PhenixReviewz]

@AshCosgrove actually not. you only get money when they click ads

[brieanna1992]

thats fucked up

[drpwninator]

I found this utterly comical {]XD

[16poop16]

What a bunch of bros

[AshCosgrove]

@coorsoman Sheesh, sounds like somebody has some unbridled, homosexual tendencies. By the way, I could block you at any time, but you're such a joy to have around.

[nedfan1]

Wow, this video sucks what a bunch of nerds!

[pwndog1337]

@coorsoman Can you define fetish? You have one for farms and farm animals.

[AshCosgrove]

@coorsoman Sounds like someone is being a "keyboard tough guy" >.> hypocritical much?

[pwndog1337]

@coorsoman Dude you're the little fag,as I have said before, you're flaming on a cow-tipping video. Since there are millions of videos on youtube, why don't you go chose a video that is reasonably criticisable.

[pwndog1337]

@coorsoman what are you, 12? you prove how childish you are, as all of your comments on this video include "fuck". And also, you are attempting to start a flame war on a cow-tipping video, seriously?

[pwndog1337]

Could someone post a second-mark so people can skip to the good part?

[pwndog1337]

@coorsoman Calm your titties...

[stampedeking]

Me and my buddies did the same exact thing ecept we were on 4 wheelers.. And the bull charged at us! We got out if there pretty quick lol

[youtalkiname]

Flip-flops in a cow pasture, priceless.

[pineapplepootytang]

00:58 you sound like bam margera

[AshCosgrove]

@coorsoman Gosh golly wonkers you're mean. I'm sorry the teacher didn't call on you in school enough, I'm sorry your parents weren't around enough and you were given the title of "latch-key kid". I'm angry at society for creating such a vindictive person. Get some help good sir, and don't live life cursing everyone you meet, you'll never make any friends. Have a nice day.

[CosmicFist]

@AshCosgrove Doesnt everybody curse r tard dont refer to a person like that you do not know their life you dill weed cum bucket, and i just hate judge mental fu** holes that dont know sh*t

[AshCosgrove]

@CosmicFist Um... what?

[Pikachu25sci90vt]

@AshCosgrove Just ignore dem trolls. Don't let'em bring ya down. I hate trolls as much as u! Just have fun, be safe and make sure whatever u do doesn't affect anyone in a bad way. Now don't takin' this as a "Do whatever ya want" ticket. Don't go gettin' yoself high an messin' with things ya shouldn't be messin' with. But as for dem trolls, dey gonna regret it once somthin' happens to'em. Dey jus' think it's cool ta do dat stuff, but it ain't. So whenever someone does that, just drop'em. H.A.G.D

[ovaxova]

@CosmicFist That was a kinda trash attempt from him to sound cool, wasn't it :D

[stalhein61]

I'm glad that at least you're taking the trolls in your stride. Well done.

With regards to the video... hmmm. Thanks for uploading...? lol

[TheGolfPhenom]

You guys are fucking hilarious!!! hahahaha

[AshCosgrove]

@coorsoman Wow, I've never really looked at it like that. Thank you so much for your insight. Have a blessed day.

[AshCosgrove]

@coorsoman Ow, my pride.

[grizzlybear019]

LOOOOL brilliant

[Eellebana]

Actually what you caused to happen is an excellent example of protective behavior in cattle. The cows most likely weren't preparing to charge, the adults were forming a barrier between you and the calves. Prey animals typically take a defensive approach to staying alive (haha, well duh!) It's fairly likely that none of the adult cattle in that herd were male, because it's the testosterone that makes bulls so ansty, and had there been, then yes. You would have been dead.

Thanks for sharing!

[12smyth]

dont call this cow tipping if you did not do it you fags

[JeyRulezDooD]

lol

they are around somewhere...you can hear them "moo"

lol that line was just funny as hell.

[dermonater1]

How hard is it to find a cow in open field :D probably thought **** this, and tipped itself, this is why you can't see it, it's laid behind the tall grass!

[1218burton]

bull shit atb

[pbfboy56]

i would laugh so hard if they all got malled

[AveryBook]

Tipping cows is a myth, but you're doing it wrong anyway. You're supposed to go at night and get them while they're asleep.

[extreme2929520]

wow these dudes had happen to them what my friend and i had happen too us I thought that my friend and i was the only people that cows have headded off and about charged at us.. that aint fun..........lol.......I know

[Xbooi164]

Pussies! Didnt u see the best wall of death ever?

[xDJearworm3]

this is so horrible to cows

[zienkai]

This was remarkably unentertaining... It's just a group of morons chasing and agitating a herd of cattle...

[rares2drop]

lmfao you  guys are retarded

[hadon272]

It would be much more funny if the farmer came out and shot yall with rock salt ! thanks to the want to be jack ass, I go through a box of rock salt shots a week and its funny as hell watching them try to run when there ass is on fire! Remember, if it says " NO TRESPASSING" Chances are theres a gun aimed right at ya!!!

[cynthtoots]

hahah! You guys are funny! Red Rover, Red Rover, send Bessie on over." Hey, this is good clean fun for teenage boys. I'd much rather see them cow tipping than to be out on drugs and drinking.

[SgtPenguinboyx]

a little over excited but funny as fuck!

[VoL7aGeX]

I find this fucking hillarious

[soboboo]

The best part was when nothing happened.

[ThadsGamertag]

LoL idiots! no such thing as cow tipping!

[JonnyAinsley27]

@ThadsGamertag it's what happens when i push your mum down the stairs.

[dancinchica13]

haha you have to do it on dairy cows like holsteins not beef cows!!! those were herefords

[farmer123ish]

this is so stupid it shold not be called cow tippin it shold be called stupid city boys runninig around a cow pasture

[AshCosgrove]

@farmer123ish Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehe, it's funny because it's true.

[farmer123ish]

@AshCosgrove ya it is true lol i seen this and i thout ha i can beet that ill make a real cow tipping video for ya

[farmer123ish]

@AshCosgrove ya it is true lol i seen this and i thout ha i can beet that ill make a real cow tipping video for ya o and that fersh stuff is cow shit lol

[keswick34]

@farmer123ish Or it should be called "National Geographic outsources to college students to study cows in their natural habitat"

[farmer123ish]

@keswick34 i like that one lol

[keswick34]

@farmer123ish Or it should be called "National Geographic outsources to college students to study cows in their natural habitat"

[keswick34]

@farmer123ish

[P1233T]

cows sleep laying down... I've lived on a farm before.

[rdj9606]

I mean Ky not my

[rdj9606]

@AshCosgrove yea i was asking were in my

[rdj9606]

supposed to do it when there asleep... im from kentucky. were was u wen u did this

[AshCosgrove]

@rdj9606 Um... we were in Kentucky.

[ThadsGamertag]

@AshCosgrove no such thing as cow tipping jackass.

[oddball1943]

@rdj9606 Just sayin cows cannot sleep standing up, thus you cannot tip a cow while sleeping.

[rdj9606]

@oddball1943 yes they can ive seen um sleep like that

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@rdj9606 Wow, you're retarded. Cows sleep laying down. Fuck Tard. Plus, learn proper English.

[rdj9606]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY no ur the fuck tard THEY SLEEP STANDING UP!!! dumbass look it up and as much as u screw them up the ass while there asleeep why dont u know this

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@rdj9606 No. Cows are not built to sleep standing up like horses are. Because cows are heavy in the brisket and barrel area, holding all that weight with fat, muscle, four-chambered stomach and other organs, they choose to lay down to sleep instead of remaining standing. They do doze, however when they are standing up, but it is only a light doze, not a sleep.

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@rdj9606 YOU STUPID PIECE OF NIGGER.

[rdj9606]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY Get over it man