2 likes, 97 dislikes. Make that 98. The numbers speak volumes. The homophobic hate speech on the other hand says very little. Seriously, folks, think first, then post, OK?
It was bad enough I was hoping for an interview with the Death Metal band Portal, but I hang in there enough to hear that their influences are supposedly Joy Division, New Order and Depeche Mode but I hear this bullshit pop music in the background that doesn't even touch Joy Division or Depeche Mode with a ten foot pole. The one thing I believe is that one of them worked with Brittany Spears. And by the way, bass player, you aren't punk rock enough to have a mohawk, shave your head now poseur.
hahaha That would be funny as hell if this was the real Australian Portal! Wouldn't it? Like these prissy guys being responsible for that horrifying, morbid black metal.
I came here looking for the killer metal gods of Portal, but would've still given these guys a try if the interviewer didn't try to look like Geddy Lee from '91 and the band members look like just some massive tools. They are so full of crap and full of themselves. I can feel their arrogance dripping from the dorks spiky hair.
Uhhhh, that crooked hat and scarf make me want to barf. These guys suck major dick and not in homosexual derogatory manner, rather in a prison "you're my bitch" way.
THESE GUYS ARE FAGGOTS PORTAL WILL CRUSH THEIR SOULS INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS! CARRION WORMS WILL DEVOUR THEIR FLESH WHILST THE BLACK HAND OF SATAN CASTS THESE FLESH SACKS BEYOND THE PHYSICAL REALM WERE LIFE CANNOT BE FATHOMED!
Portal actually is The Curator (vocals), Horror Illogium (lead guitar), Aphotic Mote (rhythm guitar), Ominous Fugue (bass), and Ignis Fatuus (drums) and is from Australia. These guys are 15 year old boys who play in their parent's garage and do Justin Bieber covers.
@ruinawish Copying another more popular and musically superior band's name (even if unintentional) is a pretty dishonest thing to do. There is no excuse nowadays for it.
@Gymnopedie55 Sheesh, you're presenting opposing views in appealing to popularity (therefore Lady Gaga > Portal), and pretentious elitism (musically superior? I guess that makes ultra technical bands like Dream Theater and Necrophagist on the same bar as Portal). Not sure if you noticed or not, but Portal are 'popular' in the underground metal scene. Note: UNDERGROUND, meaning 99% of the world's population don't give a shit about Portal.
This is just GAY!!!!!! The guy interviewing these homo's looks like Ross Sewage from Impaled!!
urnnandape 1 week ago
2 likes, 97 dislikes. Make that 98. The numbers speak volumes. The homophobic hate speech on the other hand says very little. Seriously, folks, think first, then post, OK?
unsubscribed 1 month ago
LIKE MY STATUS IF THINK THIS IS GAY LOL
WhenMineEyesBlack 1 month ago
I thought this was the atmospheric black/death metal band PORTAL. not some weird homosexuals.
immortalisuk 2 months ago 2
im suprised this hasnt been taken down for indecency, all i saw was 6 giant vaginas when i watched this
jameswoodardtglh 3 months ago
fagss
fillallone 3 months ago
1 like. hahahahahhahaha.
ESmaniak 3 months ago
It was bad enough I was hoping for an interview with the Death Metal band Portal, but I hang in there enough to hear that their influences are supposedly Joy Division, New Order and Depeche Mode but I hear this bullshit pop music in the background that doesn't even touch Joy Division or Depeche Mode with a ten foot pole. The one thing I believe is that one of them worked with Brittany Spears. And by the way, bass player, you aren't punk rock enough to have a mohawk, shave your head now poseur.
blashyrkh66 4 months ago
hahaha That would be funny as hell if this was the real Australian Portal! Wouldn't it? Like these prissy guys being responsible for that horrifying, morbid black metal.
LaceraBathori 4 months ago
I came here looking for the killer metal gods of Portal, but would've still given these guys a try if the interviewer didn't try to look like Geddy Lee from '91 and the band members look like just some massive tools. They are so full of crap and full of themselves. I can feel their arrogance dripping from the dorks spiky hair.
Uhhhh, that crooked hat and scarf make me want to barf. These guys suck major dick and not in homosexual derogatory manner, rather in a prison "you're my bitch" way.
catheterhero 4 months ago
*comment about faggots*
davemayhem333 4 months ago
54 people thought this was going to be The Curator's Portal.
metaldrummer517 5 months ago 4
bunch of faggots
DiatonicSoul 5 months ago
so these aren't the guys that wear hoods and nooses while performing? a friend told me to check them out and i think i got the wrong band...
rwrite1 5 months ago
Shut the fuck up, Maurice, Maurice.
6Vital6Remains6 5 months ago
FUCK......Just got AIDS from this.
6Vital6Remains6 5 months ago
what the shit is this fucking shit?!?!?!?
islespatrick 6 months ago
The real PORTAL would eat these guys alive!!!!!!
killwithhate 6 months ago
THIS AIN'T AUSTRALIA PORTAL......... THERE'S LIKE 8 PORTAL BANDS AROUND THE PLANET
thatmetalguy85 7 months ago
This is neither Valve nor Portal, I am disappointed
UrbaneScorpion 7 months ago
THESE GUYS ARE FAGGOTS PORTAL WILL CRUSH THEIR SOULS INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS! CARRION WORMS WILL DEVOUR THEIR FLESH WHILST THE BLACK HAND OF SATAN CASTS THESE FLESH SACKS BEYOND THE PHYSICAL REALM WERE LIFE CANNOT BE FATHOMED!
heavymetaldrew 10 months ago 3
THAT IS NOT GABE NEWEL!!!!!!!!!
darkzzii 10 months ago
What have you done with Portal?! Just tell me what you did with the bodies!
dbourassa1 10 months ago
Who are these faggots? Where the fuck is the real Portal?
AstralSerpent 1 year ago 2
I think this is another Portal lol
PrototypeC4 1 year ago
What the fuck is this shit.
licka 1 year ago 2
Better than Necrophagist? I think not.
thecarnageking666 1 year ago
goddamn wheres the cuckoo clock from hell?
LionSlicer 1 year ago
This is not fuckin protal, just some faggots!
boycey89 1 year ago 31
WRONG PORTAL !!!!
frostybob123 1 year ago
boooooooo! nomads? more like "how'd you 'no masks' come together?" yeah, weak biz.
earcrates 1 year ago
i want to see what the curator looks like
narekasadorian 1 year ago 6
Portal actually is The Curator (vocals), Horror Illogium (lead guitar), Aphotic Mote (rhythm guitar), Ominous Fugue (bass), and Ignis Fatuus (drums) and is from Australia. These guys are 15 year old boys who play in their parent's garage and do Justin Bieber covers.
Gymnopedie55 1 year ago 3
@Gymnopedie55 Shock! Horror! Bands can share names!
ruinawish 1 year ago
@ruinawish Copying another more popular and musically superior band's name (even if unintentional) is a pretty dishonest thing to do. There is no excuse nowadays for it.
Gymnopedie55 1 year ago
@Gymnopedie55 Sheesh, you're presenting opposing views in appealing to popularity (therefore Lady Gaga > Portal), and pretentious elitism (musically superior? I guess that makes ultra technical bands like Dream Theater and Necrophagist on the same bar as Portal). Not sure if you noticed or not, but Portal are 'popular' in the underground metal scene. Note: UNDERGROUND, meaning 99% of the world's population don't give a shit about Portal.
ruinawish 1 year ago
@ruinawish Portal is better than Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Necrophagist. That is fact, sir.
Gymnopedie55 1 year ago
ahahahahahah FAGS
PojesMiKurac 1 year ago
Fuck
This
Shit.
ignoranttwat 1 year ago
this isn't the portal i was thinking of!
0xXZOSOXx0 1 year ago
LAME!!!!!!!!!!
SaintDapiea 2 years ago
very missleading, lame
doubleclick255 3 years ago 17