Gone In 37 Seconds - Chipotle Burrito

[mes55126]

challenge accepted

[iranfifa8]

That... is why I work out.

[Vanz08133]

I like to eat my food slow to enjoy the food not fast and not taste it haha.

[TheStungun23]

DAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!! holy shit!!!



[mgrbennie]

Its things like this that give you that special bonding moment with your toilet.

[foshizzle1997]

CRAZY!

[bobsegat123]

fatass

[j0sH092]

fuckin loser. fatass

[skhasin]

What a waste of a delicious burrito. =(

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

THE BEST NIKE COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!! JUST DO IT

[Diegodubal]

Hahaha a la mierda

[clyell]

IHolland 52's response about Moes was the best response the world could ever been given... Thank you, and yes, Chipotle's burritos ARE meant to be savored...as I understand, the meat is raised with compassion, so to honor those compassionate methods we should eat their burrito with purpose, and appreciate every flavorable nuance they so thoughtfully provided--where's my car keys? No, you know what?? I'm walkin there...

[brandonhaha]

i bet it was only meat and cheese.

[bkim9289]

i bet theres a shit load of whole size rice and beans in his shits

[IHolland52]

chipotle burritos are supposed to be savored with every bite......go do that shit wit some moes or something

[chinxx7]

-___- i get full with half

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

o.o

[ArniieeCDJ]

lol i was scared he was gonna eat his own fingers there for a second. Carefull man, one day you'll be fingerless!

[HoonMasta]

All this guy managed to prove is that he's a tub of lard.

[reds3e]

Lol song. xD

[90rubixcube]

my recored is 25 secs with chicken sour cream lettuce and cheese with extra rice

[reds3e]

@90rubixcube W000! xD

[90rubixcube]

@reds3e yha my stomach hurt really bad and i am a pretty big guy i weigh like 298

[reds3e]

@90rubixcube Lmao, I take like 10 mins to eat one.. I fail. xD

[ImNoEmoKid]

savor the flavor bro!!

[sasuke1994pown]

That guy can swallow

[calegria92]

baked?

[SoulReaperSlayer19]

Only in America....

[sikesy7]

@SoulReaperSlayer19 it was actually Canada

[thedaniel2997]

now all you need is some chipolte away.....

[omguregood]

Thats his cardio right there.

[Kingaling07]

What Marcs store do you work at?

[n0time2spare]

Dude... are you even chewing?

[kds242]

awww yeah folks.. fat man here again..

[13atp13]

did that huge pixel just eat the little pixel? pixel-ism

[jackbenimble7]

That is absolutely fucking insane

[IRONKIDSFAN]

what a waste chipotle is saposed to be savored....

but its ok he had another 3 burritos in the bag....

[Fuenteslover]

dude wtf!? Tht is crazi!!!

[zippyman818]

17 bites!

Good thing ICE doesn't look into Chipotle stores that close otherwise the workforce could be....

Oooops, nevermind.

[ElectricalCloud]

chipotle is soooo good that i spend 20 minutes on it, because its good, but not fatty!

[ion5061]

i would of lol'd if be bit off a finger

[MetalliKenny53190]

well its good that he ate chipolte, but don't do it again cuz chipotle must be eaten slowly, u ruined the concept of "the burrito", but i love chipotle and im guessing this guy too

[AliciaTrecourt]

gross, how is this anything to brag about? Try eating your girlfriend out every now and then. This guy could be a pussy champ in no time.

[SpacedxBoss]

@AliciaTrecourt lol!

[c0nnor69]

where the hell did the burrito go???

[claycraigo]

hes gonna need some chipolaway

[beerbellygdog]

typical american glutton.

[Richeytran]

Do u want to die fat ass

[Willettes1]

@Richeytran you going to die anyway dumb ass

[dumbestazn]

if he wasn't careful he might've ate his fingers right off the bone

[Retlawn]

This inspires me.

[PlayaX01]

smh

[SuperRad18]

Ugh I'm disgusted. I hope he enjoys his short sex free life. He's gonna die a lonely fatass twidling his weiner.

[missbelindamay]

@SuperRad18 that made me lol

[superstar4567]

he's gunna be shittin beans

[sharpsh00ter22]

ktube2865 will do this in 36 seconds you just wait

[MasterCaj]

What is everyone talking about! This is amazing! He is a true athlete! He should have his face on Tshirts, his video shown in classrooms, and be mentioned with greats like Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi.

[TweakyV]

It amazes me what can be found on youtube o.O......Hope you didn't get a stomach ache or anything

[RichKilla86ers]

the replacement for Man VS Food

[lilkkmike]

lls fat bitch!!!

[h2oiko]

i had a chipotle burrito last time i vacationed in U.S. i must say, they are pretty delicious ... but after seeing this fat fuck shove one in his mouth i am pretty much grossed out !!!!! sad thing is most americans eat like this porker ... all americans are fat ... it's a disgusting country

[dalastdon1432]

@h2oiko so stay away from America then bitch!!!! im not fat BTW so go fuck yourself.

[h2oiko]

@dalastdon1432 riiiiiiight ... u r just big boned ?? LMAO

[dalastdon1432]

@h2oiko ummmm....... i got a thyroid problem dawg. LOL!!!!!

[h2oiko]

@dalastdon1432 you should have that checked out ... sounds like a burrito may be stuck in your thyroid !! Get it outta there !!!

[drumerboy031694]

Y would u destroy something so beautiful!!!! =(

[koreyknockout]

did you know the faster you eat the less fod your stumach digest quicker...so you get fatter. so...lets just take our time to savor our meals and eat slower :)

AND I AM NOT JUDGING could care less how people eat

[capncoolio]

This does not need slow motion action replays.

In fact, it doesn't really need to exist to be honest...

Admittedly, it was impressive though, even if from a somewhat disturbed perspective.

[eatsbabies1000]

YOU FAT FUCK PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT. I HOPE YIOU DIE

[smaned117]

0.0 he just frickin inhales it!

[ballerdude1994]

fat ass

[swantonist]

how could you be proud of this?

only in america would they be proud of how fast they can eat something

it makes me ashamed to be one

[ayoshutduff]

if you watch this video in reverse, it's kind of disturbing...

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

that is crazy. It takes me like 15 minutes just to finish mine. Sometimes i don't even finish my burrito.

[loj114]

you guys are idiots you need to deduct the time before he startd eating not just look at the time tthere is like 20 sec in the beging

[Kowtowner]

he started at 20 secs had the burrito done at 57 secs but still ate the stuff that fell out and was at 1:09

[darkkrenify]

49 seconds u fail

[Merimi]

here you sit, eating competitively while children in africa starve.

good job.

[mathgrl5]

I'm a girl and I could possibly kill one down in under 5 minutes!

[wirednotice]

lol eye of the tiger makes any challenge more epic

[admiralsnipe]

@wirednotice

lol true dat

[squidlb]

congrats, your officially a fatass

[IndianaCullenBlack]

he finishes at 0:59

[C4CMLo14]

i like to savor the flavor. haha.

[fighter6260]

that was 50 seconds dumbass.

[zM16z]

He takes the first bite at 20 seconds and finishes at 57 seconds. Do I need to do the math for you dumbass?

[gobias3]

in all actuality, this burrito is fairly small. ive seen much, much larger burritos, around two to two and a half times the size of this one. i would post a video of these monsters but in order to save publicly humiliating myself, i wont

[fionatierney69]

That's just sad... you're supposed to savor the burrito - not inhale it! =/

[SpookyDocside]

montage of the FAT ASS americas, while the rest of the world starves

[Marlockie]

oddly enough Australlia has surpassed the US in fatness....

[civicexcoupe94]

Not our fault they're poor.

[MADE1NARMEN1A]

Your the man! 5***** video, the music fits perfect with the clip!

[zb3zde]

Man you can't play with food, have a little respect for those who die of malnutrition. You're an idiot.

[1abisai]

why dont you just shut up!

[hungry4kimchi]

hahaha, you're fat

[vesuvius9999]

why is it always fat guys that eat reely quikly?????

[sycmuzak]

how do you think they got so fat?

[mrpancakes420]

because they have to play videogames for half of their life and you sleep a third.

when your fat you got to get shit done :D

[lukagerm]

Cause they're always really hungry.

[chorizzote]

To enjoy a burrito you have to eat it slowly, like in 15 minutes, maybe 10.

[garrysmod1]

@chorizzote YES

[thrill124]

I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed........

[zmanKT]

shiit that was quick.

[PeanutButterZombie00]

Damn! Even my brother can't down a burrito like that. I'm impressed!

[retrosurfer76]

the cream of the fight? really now

[ANGELxINxDESARKNS]

I read your book, the tragic obesity of chipotle buritto hero.

tl;dr THE FATASS IS A FAGGIT

[xXNirvanaLithiumXx]

there were so many spelling mistakes in that sentence therefore you were making yourself a fucking idiot. and by the way? your insult was the least bit insulting.

[ANGELxINxDESARKNS]

HAHA 1UP Thank you good sir and suck my tentecruel

[Tannk42]

he deff didnt tast any of that

[TMxoxo]

wow

[torofighter]

don't tell me how this comes out the other end

[SomeoneNamedChris]

next thing he sees is blood on the underwear.

[Hazmat0357]

your a fat pig

[Justin9155]

just like an eating challenge people do it all the time doesnt meean he eats like that all the time, so quick to judge, stupid fucking americans!!!

[saycheese32]

ye...but have u seen his size....he's not exactly "small in size" ....therefore yes, he probably does eat like that often....mabey not shoving it down his throat....but you know...eating it.

[Hazmat0357]

i want you to look at what you just wrote about being quick to judge....and then eat it..."stupid fucking americans" lol....you make me laugh bro

[housemandoc23]

Yes. Every American I've seen judges people for eating fast. Fucking Americans.

You America haters piss me off -.-

[weneedequality]

i agree thats why they're fat fucks

[K3v1nPr0]

@housemandoc23 I hate it when people dont understand or choose to look past that being fat and greedy is a human thing not an american thing...

[SuperClintEastwood]

@housemandoc23 i love you too

[jtprimetime]

@housemandoc23 and american created the web site your are on now... you fail

[danaownsall]

@housemandoc23 Tell me what country you are from so I can insult you now. How did you know that they werent canadien either?

[ItsKnucklez]

Billy Mays here, this guy loves chipotle, but how does he get the blood stains out of his underwear, i here you ask? with CHIPOTLEAWAY

[Urashrimpimapimp]

This

[cssobe]

I also wondered if you had time to taste it. Again, Bravo, sir.

[hehehe182]

dude your gonna need so much fuckin chipotlaway to get the bood stains out of ur underpants

[rrr1yyy2aaa3nnn4]

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

[rrr1yyy2aaa3nnn4]

this is by far the greatest video plus song combined that i ever saw, that man is definatly the eye of the tiger 5 stars

[CrappyVideoGuy]

lol blood stains......southpark

[W8st3d]

He is definitely going to have blood stains

[Bosmato]

u gotta have some strategy for that shit. not everyone can do it and competitive eaters make bank..

[ryanwaite28]

YHU FAT FUCK

[Thorn1414]

thats so fucking mean u asshole

[UnderwaterDilemma]

wow what a beast

he's just swallowing

[ariyano13]

nice going,but u should more enjoy ur burrito!!!!

[aznnewyorker1223]

thats amazing...go chipotle!

[wilroxmp]

you disgusting fat fuck

[uchiadude]

Eww that is the most fucking discusting thing.............burritos are good but not when they are that big and you eat them that fast.....you have to savor it.....now im hungry...

[JACKOTACO]

And we wonder why Americans are so fat....

[xxPWORLDxx]

ummm ew.

that would make me sick!

[calebtrimbach]

meanwhile.... children starving in africa

[iskadono]

And meanwhile, you're doing absalutely nothing about it. So, don't be unfair and bring up something, you, yourself care nothing about. :)

[calebtrimbach]

how do you know i'm doing nothing at all? I care about children dying, how on earth would you know weather i care or not about human decency?

you say i can't be unfair? while you yourself weren't fair to me and completely judged me :-)

[iskadono]

So, you're saying that you care, but are doing nothing else to support what you're claiming? Apperantly my accusation wasn't too far off from the fact there, kiddo.

[AAgang]

meanwhile..... calebtrimbach sucking my dick.

[calebtrimbach]

yeah dude... i love cock. I can't help but suck it. how the fuck did you know I was gay!?

cunt

[rockksshope]

Its No Fun Eating It Fast

[baltobabe222]

Exactly, then you just feel extra sick without enjoying your food.

[J0hnnyH3mps33d]

this video isnt about fun.. its about amazing...

[cpbowler4]

My best is 29 seconds. I was very hungry. I will probably post a video of doing it again. I can get under 35 seconds for sure.

[FunnyVillian]

i was gonna make a video on this! but it was gonna be funny and stuff.

[pgdrums12]

wat a fat fuck

[hhankhill]

That's impressive that you can eat it that fast. But, it's too fast to enjoy the taste of it. : (

[jwuonog]

You made a youtube account just for this.....!

[goodliar1031]

that was like 45

[Puddn33]

dats not 37 second lol dummies

[antman1cb]

yeah it is, dont count the time he took to eat the scraps just the main burrito.

[UnderwaterDilemma]

holysheet

[Fredrik23]

Dude, you're gonna shit bricks. You have to chew.

[OHHAIRIS]

HOLY FUCK.

this guy is amazing.

[PackageSeverance]

just put it in as a suppository

[chicoloco341]

1650 calories in 30 seconds... amazing.

[mastablasta24]

your mother must be proud

[notujoo]

hahahahahha

[Mystrohan]

I love how the the guitar comes in right on the first bite!

[babunage]

kamal is sooo cool bitch

[ihategamestop]

wow it is funny how people think chipotle is good for your health. Chipotle won't clog your arteries as fast as taco bell but it won't take long. People are fooled because they have fresh meat and salsa. that doesn't make it a healthy choice.

[Mypasswordiswateva]

You're right but it's alot better than most of the shit out there, if not all of those other fast food restaurants. Thus, it makes a healthier choice =D

[Rikiou1]

Your my hero dude.

[kofothree]

nomnomnomnomnom!! chipotle is too expensive...

[colinprprpr]

ur SOOOOO DUMB, its 3x the amount of food for double the cost, u figure it out.

I can eat 1 chipotle burrito, and 3 taco bell burritos. Chipotle burrito=5.00

Taco bell=

[colinprprpr]

woops LOL

taco bell is like 150-175 a burrito depending wher u go

so

1.50 X 3 = 4.50

Its 50 cents more for WAY BETTER food that wont clog ur arteries with fake shit

[kofothree]

chipotle burritos start around $6.40 in Los Angeles, Einstein. It's expensive compared to the $5.50 "carne asada" burritos i like to get at a place called "Tom's."  i don't even remember when was the last time i've had taco bell, but i'm sure it still tastes like drywall from what i recall. anyways, a chipotle burrito will run you over $8.00 once you add guacamole. thus, the comment on expensive chipotle burritos. good job, clown.

[colinprprpr]

erm well where i get it, its like 550 with out a drink, but seriously dont you think its worth it, around where i live theres no litle hole in the wall places with anything the status of chipotle. Either way u think about it, its good

[jamesskeezy]

He'[s an American hero

[H3L1x72]

Friggin S T E L L A R. Yes, white people LOVE their (our) Chipotle. Not all of us are fat. Some of us just have another, hungrier person, inside of us. Nice job gonein37seconds.

[hockeytaint22]

why would you do that..what a waste

[ELGQZ]

you shittin squares by now

[PeePeeFartz]

Fat white kids love Chipotle.

[terk0iz]

America is gonna starve the world someday, NOM NOM NOM NOM.