I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
If you truly wait for Jesus to return, then start preparing, not just talking. Jesus will set up a vegan World. Isaiah 11:6 explains it plain: " In that day the wolf and the lamb will live together; the leopard and the goat will be at peace. Calves and yearlings will be safe among lions, and a little child will lead them all." The question is, will the lion and calf co-exist with human who like meat eating and their skin using? Go VEGAN, or else, find yourself missing meats upon Messiah return.
LMFAO - great stuff - christians take note so you are not disappointed on your wedding night (and likely discover your partner has either tiny or totally hideous genitalia - oh and is a useless fuck!) so you are prepared for the er, joy of ignorant bliss (marriage) and its 54% failure rate. Bless Jesus... and stuff and shit...
i got brains. i got dinosaur- i got dinosaur brains.
okay, bobby. dinosaurs had brains the size of peas.
i know. maybe i've got a whole can of peas. maybe i've got a case- i got a pallate, i got a whole warehouse of peas in my head. it's like "knock knock. who's there? peas."
mmm no undergarments..
ToroTheIllusionist 1 year ago 5
This is by far one of the funniest things i have ever seen...@ljk0627 same here brotha
mxcswedishfish91 1 year ago
It's FLO xDD
EmoAfterAll 1 year ago
I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
ljk0627 1 year ago
I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
ljk0627 1 year ago
I'm a christian, and I thought this was really funny! haha I like how most people who commented on this think that's really how Christians are. I'm not lame, sorry.
ljk0627 1 year ago
If you truly wait for Jesus to return, then start preparing, not just talking. Jesus will set up a vegan World. Isaiah 11:6 explains it plain: " In that day the wolf and the lamb will live together; the leopard and the goat will be at peace. Calves and yearlings will be safe among lions, and a little child will lead them all." The question is, will the lion and calf co-exist with human who like meat eating and their skin using? Go VEGAN, or else, find yourself missing meats upon Messiah return.
wtoiqufalkshglaksghe 1 year ago
I'd risk a stroke to hit that
grumpchong 2 years ago 6
how did you get my church's video tape?
minaminogue123 2 years ago 4
me too YTRuLesFromNM ....... me too
TheWilder30 2 years ago
I want to have a three way with his wife and his secretary.
YTRulesFromNM 2 years ago
LMAO
Whoever thought of this is a effing Genius. This is soo funny. In obvious ways and more subtle ones.
I cannot stop laughing...
No... seriously... my stomach hurts
BoogeyMan154 2 years ago
0:42 . lol!
muhalifsirin 2 years ago
I'm a Christian and I love this video, and Stephanie Courtney is an amazingly talented comedian. How is she not better known?
immagonnarockayoua 2 years ago
Stephanie Courtney is well known. She is "Flo", the Progressive Insurance Lady.....
wmcwhinney 2 years ago
is this for real????
Australiano75 2 years ago
Yes.
AceTracer 2 years ago
Of course NOT.
SickboyTzk 2 years ago 2
very
Tech1know 2 years ago
how could you have sex when your still wearing clothes in bed - your clothes is wrinkled did you have a hanky panky last night
72ve17 2 years ago
id plant my seed in her
booger74 2 years ago
Woman At Bar- Don't worry Your wife will never find out that We had consumated.
Husband- I don't know even though she is withholding sex from Me it is a sin against God.
Woman At Bar- Don't worry nothing will come of it.
Husband- Well alright.
Closing In and then lightning flashes.
Husband- Ah, I have been striken with eternal blindness by God.
LOL
Nightshift10000 2 years ago
haha flo!
epit0me 2 years ago 3
lmao flo!
epit0me 2 years ago
lmfao
xMiamiMichael 2 years ago 2
pushups in bed are sexy
tomfrankly 2 years ago 18
I wonder how many religious type folks have to that website.
ROFL
debbieomi 2 years ago
LMFAO - great stuff - christians take note so you are not disappointed on your wedding night (and likely discover your partner has either tiny or totally hideous genitalia - oh and is a useless fuck!) so you are prepared for the er, joy of ignorant bliss (marriage) and its 54% failure rate. Bless Jesus... and stuff and shit...
MaTtRoSiTy 2 years ago
Bless Jesus, amen.
halonone 2 years ago
lmao loves it.
xMiamiMichael 2 years ago
hahahaha christians are lame
elysescorcho 2 years ago
This is nothing short of epic.
gogreen18 2 years ago 2
This was fantastic!!!! ROTFLGFNTA
blismwithmyblizblop 2 years ago
FINALLY! It's about time!
Nightshift10000 2 years ago
So good! So good...
Cmdylvr 2 years ago
lolo#
adamo321 2 years ago
lol...nice one
BR0M 2 years ago
everyone in the cast was wonderful. loved it
luvsilpa 2 years ago
it's bobby batronic!
i got brains. i got dinosaur- i got dinosaur brains.
okay, bobby. dinosaurs had brains the size of peas.
i know. maybe i've got a whole can of peas. maybe i've got a case- i got a pallate, i got a whole warehouse of peas in my head. it's like "knock knock. who's there? peas."
frisbeesANDflipflops 2 years ago
And he's recruited Progressive Flo to help him!
CousinoMacul 2 years ago 9
that secretary is hot
swizz1e 2 years ago 2
ROTFLMAO
greenmarcosu 2 years ago
Hahahaha. Noice.
zakhiel 2 years ago
you groundlings are so incredible. this was absolutely brilliant!
kshack 2 years ago
Awesome!
Ridian23072 2 years ago
funny!!!!
jsmalles 2 years ago
HAHA Fuck religon
fullymental307 2 years ago
Baaaaaaaahahahahahaha! Perfect!
SpiffyMcSnazzy 2 years ago