What's with the drunk at wedding clip. I had no idea the president was a boozer and went around saying god bless america all day like it would get him elected into office or something if he said it a lot all day long year after year day after day.. Who knew!
Malibu on fire (again) really isn't news anymore. Early records indicate that the Malibu area has burned regularly even before idiots put any homes there; not to mention multi million dollar ones. If it isn't burning it's mud slides because the vegetation is burned away.
The Soyuz space craft story.. I liked that space craft...*use your cute Russian accent here* is number one space craft in Russia...;) at least it didn't blow up killing everyone in it... unlike inferior American space craft. But never mind, that was serious and since my auntie used to work for the space center, I will back off now. Wonderful show with amazing appeal, which will take you far in an internet community! You are superiour with your cute Russian accent! :D
Love your faces!! You should do a special all in the Russian accent. Just for fun. Is you finger ok...or did you just have a dumb moment...thats normal why I have bandages...
People are supposed to name the tubers pictured as potential poopslingingmonkeys. Meanwhile, he has taken his channel down. I took the video down. He asked me to put it back. I will put it back.
you're annoying
lobelia2 3 years ago
Not unlike your comment, I suppose.
AmazingCosbars 3 years ago
whaauuttt.....funny stuff girl.....
tomkatseven 3 years ago
That drunk wedding clip was the best. Where do you find these things to use in your shows? :)
HaleyMary 3 years ago
a comment
flash19746 3 years ago 2
nice.
gnooze 3 years ago
i'll hit that
herpescrabman 4 years ago
if jamie pressly and leann rimes had a kid this girl would be it
dannyhere4u 4 years ago
your Russian accent was awesome :P
eldor07 4 years ago 2
Hm . . . Dick scowl . . . probably the most interesting expression I've heard in a while.
As for Sudoku . . . they have championships, now?
Nic33rd 4 years ago
war sux...
wasy35 4 years ago
I love your Russian!!!
HarleyDrider 4 years ago
no gnooze is good gnooze
fastfingersfunk 4 years ago
Cuteness, political mockery, and impressions to boot! 5/5. Subscribing.
BudhagRizzo 4 years ago
HAH!! Your really cute! My buddy went to school with Thomas Snyder and had gay sex with him in his van during lunch breaks!
siqbeatz 4 years ago
Hey u r doin a hell of a job...ur expressions are soo cute..amazinn i shld say..
but wat do u gain from this GNOOZE..
amittiz 4 years ago
What's with the drunk at wedding clip. I had no idea the president was a boozer and went around saying god bless america all day like it would get him elected into office or something if he said it a lot all day long year after year day after day.. Who knew!
napoleonwashere 4 years ago
You need to get together with that Frank Weltner guy and go bowling or something.
jfeucht82 4 years ago
Love the Dick Scowl!!!
-Mango
MangoBingSa 4 years ago
What else can I say? Your awesome Marta. Keep up the good work.
Dae617 4 years ago
Way to do a shout out for firefighters!
That's an automatic 5 stars right there! As soon as soon as I get over my psychosomatic reaction to eight g's OHHHHHH #@%*!
Larryk12308 4 years ago
great as usual!
MCG
madcitygork 4 years ago
Thanks Marta! You are really GREAT actor and Russian accent is 100% perfect. Keep going
vladolga 4 years ago
Dana Perino, pack you bags, we have found the next White House Press Secretary.
getplaning 4 years ago 2
hahaha, the scowl.
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
Marta ! Looks like youve got your *finger* on the pulse of the latest news !
johnnymoondog 4 years ago
And how!
gnooze 4 years ago
!!!CUTE!!!:D
eternalAOblue 4 years ago
THANKS!
gnooze 4 years ago
zomg a crushridge warmonger, got to love a WOW reference!
garicmidknight 4 years ago
:D That was all my producer.
gnooze 4 years ago
Hey, I bet that Soyutz crew didn't ask for directions. "No, wee are fiine. I know what Ieemm dooing. I doon't neeed maap."
ujdo 4 years ago
Haahahaha. Silly cosmonauts. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Marta your the best...
nocafeine 4 years ago
:D That's nice of you.
gnooze 4 years ago
LOLOL !Those faces you pull are so funny !
Thamks for todays news about
the Sudoku championship (at least it keeps the kids silent)
The smiling cosmonauts (the G's are violent )
and Dick Cheney (the "cheney" is silent)
johnnymoondog 4 years ago
LOL! I like your summary there!
gnooze 4 years ago
Gee ! thanx , (The gee is not silent !)
johnnymoondog 4 years ago
Do you think there are Sudoku groupies? Anyway, another great job. Put some Neosporin on that finger.
blairkenyon 4 years ago
Thank you!
I've been keeping Neosporin on it! :)
And yeah, I think there are sudoku groupies -- there are crossword groupies so it just follows logically, if you ask me.
gnooze 4 years ago
Great Job again Marta i love it Have a Nice day Marta. P.S. Hows your finger? (-: Mike.
mike8494 4 years ago
Hi Mike! Hope you're having a nice day!
My finger is healing. I don't think it's as serious as it looks. Just a tiny kitchen accident.
gnooze 4 years ago
Yo, Mar-tahhh!! What it do?! Loved the "gravity face" -- very cool!! Gimme so mo' dat!
trevb38 4 years ago
:D Doing that "gravity face" so much actually wound up being a little uncomfortable by the end! Yikes!
gnooze 4 years ago
Roses are red -
Violets are blue -
What the heck did you do -
To your fingeroo?
"Ve Must Get Moose and Squirrel" (please... Just one time?)
goobersayshey 4 years ago
I sat here for a while, trying to come up with a rhyme or limerick explaining my injury.
Apparently, I'm no good at that junk because I got nothin'.
My fingeroo fell victim to a bread knife.
gnooze 4 years ago
OK Heres one for ya !
My finger fell victim to a bread knife
The one I dont normally use !
The band aid is long, but the show must go on
Cos I gotta deliver the gnooze !
johnnymoondog 4 years ago 2
bagel?
phosgene2 4 years ago
Hey :D
cool gnooze once again Marta ^^
Those "guns" *pschoow pschoow* are making a regular appearance :P
you don't mess around with baseball bats and pepper sprays do you :D
Russian Marta.....is supercool!
ty for the update once again ^^
XSTwilight 4 years ago
Thank YOU for watching the update! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Nice job with the scowl. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
:D Thanks for saying so!
gnooze 4 years ago
great impressions. Hey what happened to your finger?
cv1122 4 years ago 2
Thanks! Minor kitchen mishap. :( But I'll live.
gnooze 4 years ago
haha, booze is a uniter. I like it when you say Dick, lol.
dannyknapp 4 years ago
Isn't it, though?
gnooze 4 years ago
Nice work. I'll have to come back and check out your other videos.
Spective10 4 years ago
I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for watching and commenting!
gnooze 4 years ago
Malibu on fire (again) really isn't news anymore. Early records indicate that the Malibu area has burned regularly even before idiots put any homes there; not to mention multi million dollar ones. If it isn't burning it's mud slides because the vegetation is burned away.
Dog480 4 years ago
PS Great Cheney face :)
Dog480 4 years ago
Thanks! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
The Soyuz space craft story.. I liked that space craft...*use your cute Russian accent here* is number one space craft in Russia...;) at least it didn't blow up killing everyone in it... unlike inferior American space craft. But never mind, that was serious and since my auntie used to work for the space center, I will back off now. Wonderful show with amazing appeal, which will take you far in an internet community! You are superiour with your cute Russian accent! :D
AlterEgoTrip 4 years ago
Wow! Thanks! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Love your faces!! You should do a special all in the Russian accent. Just for fun. Is you finger ok...or did you just have a dumb moment...thats normal why I have bandages...
CRNFAllyKat 4 years ago
A second call for an all-Russian, all-the-time show... hmmm.
I had a tiny kitchen accident. I'm on the mend.
gnooze 4 years ago
Sorry to hear that...hope it gets better soon :)
CRNFAllyKat 4 years ago
Yay, Marta, +1 hotness when you use your Russian accent. I thought the biggest story was going to be what happened to your finger.
TheGiantRobot 4 years ago
Geez, do I come off that egocentric? ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
Do a whole episode in the russian accent!
"Hello. I am Marta Costello's rooshin accent. Dis iz my wodka (points at boobs). You like, yes? Da 'G 'iz vit silent now. Ve haff you vit da gnooze."
It'll probably be a lot longer than usual cuz of all the pauses, but we'd watch!
ZachsMind 4 years ago
That's a funny idea!
gnooze 4 years ago
You might not wanna point at your boobs though that might be too blue.
ZachsMind 4 years ago
Where is my wodka? Love the russian accent. More French accent next time! Love it! And I hope your finger gets better soon :-)
WannabeKiwiBoy 4 years ago
Hey thanks! And I think it will heal nicely. Eventually.
gnooze 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
this video was all.....stupid and stuff
1proudneocon 4 years ago
i liked how you simulated g-forces. very realistic.
phosgene2 4 years ago 2
That's one thing we strive for: realism. ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
Awesome.
sonicflyingmachine 4 years ago
Thank you.
gnooze 4 years ago
The Russian accent... :D
PessimisticHumanist 4 years ago
Thanks!!! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Love your Dick Cheney face... What happened to your finger?
qiranger 4 years ago
Kitchen accident. Damn extra sharp bread knife and extra dull motor skills.
gnooze 4 years ago
What? I missed the soduko championship. Dang. I keep wasting my life by having relationships and going outside.
Yes. We all like booze.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Mmmm. Booze.
gnooze 4 years ago
more russian accent plz! <3
sheepwshotguns 4 years ago
Every chance I get!
gnooze 4 years ago
Love your Dick Cheney Snarl! Just great. Miht be your best yet. Fantastic Russian accent.
Ya those 'poor' people in Malibu will have to use one of their other 3 to 8 homes for a while I guess.
mobiltec 4 years ago
Thanks Larry! That's high praise from a long time viewer! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Another good one. Did you know I put you in a contest? "Who is poopslingingmonkey?"
livelifealwaystoo 4 years ago
Wow thanks! I watched the video, but I still don't quite get the contest. Can you clarify?
gnooze 4 years ago
People are supposed to name the tubers pictured as potential poopslingingmonkeys. Meanwhile, he has taken his channel down. I took the video down. He asked me to put it back. I will put it back.
livelifealwaystoo 4 years ago
Archive Bush clip is priceless...
popsuckits 4 years ago
:D It seemed to fit.
gnooze 4 years ago
FIRST!!!
sarrygrey 4 years ago
Second!! :D lol
gnooze 4 years ago
third? where do you get all those funny pics?!
FreeThinkersPrayer 4 years ago