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  • you're annoying

  • Not unlike your comment, I suppose.

  • whaauuttt.....funny stuff girl.....

  • That drunk wedding clip was the best. Where do you find these things to use in your shows? :)

  • a comment

  • nice.

  • i'll hit that

  • if jamie pressly and leann rimes had a kid this girl would be it

  • your Russian accent was awesome :P

  • Hm . . . Dick scowl . . . probably the most interesting expression I've heard in a while.

    As for Sudoku . . . they have championships, now?

  • war sux...

  • I love your Russian!!!

  • no gnooze is good gnooze

  • Cuteness, political mockery, and impressions to boot! 5/5. Subscribing.

  • HAH!! Your really cute! My buddy went to school with Thomas Snyder and had gay sex with him in his van during lunch breaks!

  • Hey u r doin a hell of a job...ur expressions are soo cute..amazinn i shld say..

    but wat do u gain from this GNOOZE..

  • What's with the drunk at wedding clip. I had no idea the president was a boozer and went around saying god bless america all day like it would get him elected into office or something if he said it a lot all day long year after year day after day.. Who knew!

  • You need to get together with that Frank Weltner guy and go bowling or something.

  • Love the Dick Scowl!!!

    -Mango

  • What else can I say? Your awesome Marta. Keep up the good work.

  • Way to do a shout out for firefighters!

    That's an automatic 5 stars right there! As soon as soon as I get over my psychosomatic reaction to eight g's OHHHHHH #@%*!

  • great as usual!

    MCG

  • Thanks Marta! You are really GREAT actor and Russian accent is 100% perfect. Keep going

  • Dana Perino, pack you bags, we have found the next White House Press Secretary.

  • hahaha, the scowl.

  • Marta ! Looks like youve got your *finger* on the pulse of the latest news !

  • And how!

  • !!!CUTE!!!:D

  • THANKS!

  • zomg a crushridge warmonger, got to love a WOW reference!

  • :D That was all my producer.

  • Hey, I bet that Soyutz crew didn't ask for directions. "No, wee are fiine. I know what Ieemm dooing. I doon't neeed maap."

  • Haahahaha. Silly cosmonauts. :)

  • Marta your the best...

  • :D That's nice of you.

  • LOLOL !Those faces you pull are so funny !

    Thamks for todays news about

    the Sudoku championship (at least it keeps the kids silent)

    The smiling cosmonauts (the G's are violent )

    and Dick Cheney (the "cheney" is silent)

  • LOL! I like your summary there!

  • Gee ! thanx , (The gee is not silent !)

  • Do you think there are Sudoku groupies? Anyway, another great job. Put some Neosporin on that finger.

  • Thank you!

    I've been keeping Neosporin on it! :)

    And yeah, I think there are sudoku groupies -- there are crossword groupies so it just follows logically, if you ask me.

  • Great Job again Marta i love it Have a Nice day Marta. P.S. Hows your finger? (-: Mike.

  • Hi Mike! Hope you're having a nice day!

    My finger is healing. I don't think it's as serious as it looks. Just a tiny kitchen accident.

  • Yo, Mar-tahhh!! What it do?! Loved the "gravity face" -- very cool!! Gimme so mo' dat!

  • :D Doing that "gravity face" so much actually wound up being a little uncomfortable by the end! Yikes!

  • Roses are red -

    Violets are blue -

    What the heck did you do -

    To your fingeroo?

    "Ve Must Get Moose and Squirrel" (please... Just one time?)

  • I sat here for a while, trying to come up with a rhyme or limerick explaining my injury.

    Apparently, I'm no good at that junk because I got nothin'.

    My fingeroo fell victim to a bread knife.

  • OK Heres one for ya !

    My finger fell victim to a bread knife

    The one I dont normally use !

    The band aid is long, but the show must go on

    Cos I gotta deliver the gnooze !

  • bagel?

  • Hey :D

    cool gnooze once again Marta ^^

    Those "guns" *pschoow pschoow* are making a regular appearance :P

    you don't mess around with baseball bats and pepper sprays do you :D

    Russian Marta.....is supercool!

    ty for the update once again ^^

  • Thank YOU for watching the update! :)

  • Nice job with the scowl. =)

  • :D Thanks for saying so!

  • great impressions. Hey what happened to your finger?

  • Thanks! Minor kitchen mishap. :( But I'll live.

  • haha, booze is a uniter. I like it when you say Dick, lol.

  • Isn't it, though?

  • Nice work. I'll have to come back and check out your other videos.

  • I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for watching and commenting!

  • Malibu on fire (again) really isn't news anymore. Early records indicate that the Malibu area has burned regularly even before idiots put any homes there; not to mention multi million dollar ones. If it isn't burning it's mud slides because the vegetation is burned away.

  • PS Great Cheney face :)

  • Thanks! :)

  • The Soyuz space craft story.. I liked that space craft...*use your cute Russian accent here* is number one space craft in Russia...;) at least it didn't blow up killing everyone in it... unlike inferior American space craft. But never mind, that was serious and since my auntie used to work for the space center, I will back off now. Wonderful show with amazing appeal, which will take you far in an internet community! You are superiour with your cute Russian accent! :D

  • Wow! Thanks! :)

  • Love your faces!! You should do a special all in the Russian accent. Just for fun. Is you finger ok...or did you just have a dumb moment...thats normal why I have bandages...

  • A second call for an all-Russian, all-the-time show... hmmm.

    I had a tiny kitchen accident. I'm on the mend.

  • Sorry to hear that...hope it gets better soon :)

  • Yay, Marta, +1 hotness when you use your Russian accent. I thought the biggest story was going to be what happened to your finger.

  • Geez, do I come off that egocentric? ;)

  • Do a whole episode in the russian accent!

    "Hello. I am Marta Costello's rooshin accent. Dis iz my wodka (points at boobs). You like, yes? Da 'G 'iz vit silent now. Ve haff you vit da gnooze."

    It'll probably be a lot longer than usual cuz of all the pauses, but we'd watch!

  • That's a funny idea!

  • You might not wanna point at your boobs though that might be too blue.

  • Where is my wodka? Love the russian accent. More French accent next time! Love it! And I hope your finger gets better soon :-)

  • Hey thanks! And I think it will heal nicely. Eventually.

  • i liked how you simulated g-forces. very realistic.

  • That's one thing we strive for: realism. ;)

  • Awesome.

  • Thank you.

  • The Russian accent... :D

  • Thanks!!! :)

  • Love your Dick Cheney face... What happened to your finger?

  • Kitchen accident. Damn extra sharp bread knife and extra dull motor skills.

  • What? I missed the soduko championship. Dang. I keep wasting my life by having relationships and going outside.

    Yes. We all like booze.

  • Mmmm.  Booze.

  • more russian accent plz! <3

  • Every chance I get!

  • Love your Dick Cheney Snarl! Just great. Miht be your best yet. Fantastic Russian accent.

    Ya those 'poor' people in Malibu will have to use one of their other 3 to 8 homes for a while I guess.

  • Thanks Larry! That's high praise from a long time viewer! :)

  • Another good one. Did you know I put you in a contest? "Who is poopslingingmonkey?"

  • Wow thanks! I watched the video, but I still don't quite get the contest. Can you clarify?

  • People are supposed to name the tubers pictured as potential poopslingingmonkeys. Meanwhile, he has taken his channel down. I took the video down. He asked me to put it back. I will put it back.

  • Archive Bush clip is priceless...

  • :D It seemed to fit.

  • FIRST!!!

  • Second!! :D lol

  • third? where do you get all those funny pics?!

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