Family Guy - If Hitler Were Still Alive

[critical1127]

I have to make that last part my message alert tone

[robsterbot2006]

Apparently "du werdest einen krankenschwester brauchen" means "thou shalt need a nurse" lol

[Ruuod]

woah o__O

nice potatoecam

[sammyd421]

sicj



[ltjosh10]

du werdest eine krankenshcwester brauchen means "you need to be a nurse" so weird

[MindstalkerLP]

@ltjosh10 No, it means" You will need a nurse". Greets from Germany

[nocturnGER]

Seth really loves the word KRANKENSCHWESTER!!!

[Chelsea7246]

lmfao XD



[SuperBierdeckel]

nice i guess i would watch the show xD

[wolfmanagr]

it's actually "Call 213-YOUWILLNEEDANURSE!!!!"

[sniperdude12a]

213-YOUWILLNEEDANURSE

[s4sshole]

i'm not a grammar nazi, but is it so hard to look up the grams for only one sentence in another language?

[tara797979]

man this is funny my sister loves this gag

[88HammerOfThor]

It means" you need to be a nurse" no more debating I'm German I know , not "you will need a nurse" where did you guys get that from I wonder

[hnh4]

@88HammerOfThor Google translate

[mysteryman3666]

@88HammerOfThor I bet they got it from google translate lol

[zyzzyx222]

Call 213- YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!!!!!!

[ZombieChe89]

213 - du WIRST eine krankenschwester brauchen!

213 - you will need a german grammar book!

[CrzyEX]

Seth actually speaks fluent german...

[KitaschiJogatamaXD]

the voice of hitler is sooo bad the german version is so mutch better :D

[thebestmanbryan]

And no it doesn't mean you need to be a nurse I know some german that is far from it I'm european trust me

[Cokacolabearcola]

@thebestmanbryan "you will need a nurse" not BE a nurse.

[thebestmanbryan]

@Cokacolabearcola that's not the point you ignorent dumbass

[Cokacolabearcola]

@thebestmanbryan Im pointing out you mistakes. I didnt say "OH MY GOD YOU IDIOT YOU DIDNT READ IT PROPERLY DUMBASS" Much like you just did.

[thebestmanbryan]

Hey thums up I translated it and it means "thou mayest be an octupus between westerners need" wtf!? Lol

[CrzyEX]

If you'd like tickets to Hitler, call 213 - Du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen!

[LolwutJ]

press nien for Du Werdest Eine Krankenschwester Brauchen!

[VoidKross]

I tried calling that number..... scary stuff.

[jesus77755]

call 213-YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!!!!!!!

[thesportsdude90]

Early Family Guy before cancellation is the best. Season 4 is funny too, then it goes downhill.

[mnsambou]

Hahahaha call 213- iusdabvgasdiu hsdfa fuo;sdafh vui;f g hahahahahaha omg

[sweet58441]

@mnsambou your retarded

[TheEpicDuckeh]

you need to be a nurse?

[secretagentsir]

i translated it and tht means "you need to be a nurse"

[2Koranteng]

hahahhhaha the end address is jokes loool :P

[Xdaspion]

@brcln1 You sir, Are a Cunt.

Nuff said

[tkdman2011]

Call 213... DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!!!!

[Thor599]

@tkdman2011 translated "You will bring a sick sister!"

[francisgaribayABC]

@tkdman2011 Omg we heard it already, its only funny when its said in family guy, not some random guy who only wants thumbs up -.-

[aziong65]

@tkdman2011 waz zat mean?

[Noabiznez]

6 jews are scared.

[brcln1]

213-GermansAreFuckinFags

[SetisX81]

@brcln1

213-stupidfatfuckingamericanpi­g

[RCPlaneFlyer16]

@brcln1 213-SIE SIND EIN ARSCHLOCH FETT

[danning1]

Would he interview Jewish celebrities though? I doubt it.

[ShawnCormiernytify]

i watch this show at watch-family-guy-episodes. com

[BelchTycoon]

You need to be a nurse (Google Translate is far from perfect).

[imawesome432]

Just call 999-9999 :P

[anton101101]

The sentence means STFU

[XChrizz95X]

@anton101101

It means "You will need a nurse."

[webusecom]

@abola2121 i don't actually get it did hitler threaten his

[abola2121]

Oh I get it! He's threatening the viewers... -.-

[MorganEdwardsTV]

This video is hilarious!! :)

[TheMightyWumbo]

this was just on wgn!!!

[wweyuval42]

I just laughed my guts out.

[Lionel10102006]

This is from Family Guy.

It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

[ChrisspacePatti]

Well if he were still alive and not able to kill ANYONE this might be possible. ; )

[kykythetallguy]

has anyone noticed that some of the audience appear to be Jewish?

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

@kykythetallguy 0:31 I think I see Bernanke in the front row.

[sbarrett200]

cal 213-you will need a nurse? :L

[moonfolk999]

"Du werdest"? nice grammar, Family Guy.

[MellowSquash]

i think i almost died when he started yelling

[ilikepeanutbutte1000]

I like peanut butter! And someone remind me to call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

[bobmcme12]

i saw this and it totally caught me offgaurd and i lol'd, i lol'd hard

[kamthekamkam]

it means "213 YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!" :P

[smp894]

@heysoulsister57 well i guess that makes you gay doesn't it?

[ikoshin321]

213 YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!!!

[meerkatman22]

LOL love the last part!..

[baile12]

213- you need to be a nurse?? well if Hitler says so then it muse be true.

[ElijahGallegos]

@thegreatcody hes saying "you will need a nurse" :)

[LizzieBorden9898]

(|: ▪) DU WERDEST EININ KRAKENSCHWESTER BAUCHEN!!!!!!

[Animarchy]

WTFman?! We're in an age where 10mb/s broadband connections are commonplace and you're filming your TV? Really?

You couldn't even donate the 10 seconds it would take of your oh-so valuable time to straighten either the TV, camera, or God forbid, both, so that at the very least the shot is level?!

Even though this is one of my favorite family guy clips, i can't bring myself to "like" this video. it was such a lazy, half ass'd, and just a plain O'l all around bad job...

[weirdo78]

@Animarchy shut up or else DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

-.-

[MrChelseaFC1442]

Do thou become a nurse?

[hartnsoul84]

SHIT MAN, I am cry at the end WTF LMAO

[wwwwhhhhoooo]

That address at the end is so funny!

The good old days of family guy...no bullsh*t political agenda, no incongruous, pathetic attempts at overly-elaborate storylines...just funny sh*t like this

[crazyman2171]

i was in the aduence whenn he had micky mouse on

[007dirtmcgirt088]

can someone please translate? hah

[crazzygirl100]

@007dirtmcgirt088 I actually tried it..failed XD

[vanessahgirl1]

i loveee the number part! makes me laugh sooo hard!!

[Zekrombest]

He says ``YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!``

[spartan11111118]

213 DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN! is the exact thing written

[houndbite2]

213 - you will need a nurse is what he says translated ;)

[KAKALXLAX]

It translates "you become a male nurse little brown"

[PerfectionKiIIs]

@KAKALXLAX your German is either terrible or you heard it wrongly lol. it means "you will need a nurse"

[KAKALXLAX]

@PerfectionKiIIs  lol, nope sry it means "you become a male nurse little brown"

[rapsis2x2]

@KAKALXLAX Roflmao, you know less german than 1st graders.

[KAKALXLAX]

@rapsis2x2 if u say soo... i guess that a first grader like u should know

[rapsis2x2]

@KAKALXLAX xD your lack of inteligence made me laught

[KAKALXLAX]

@rapsis2x2 the u must be laughing all the time each time u speak

[rapsis2x2]

@KAKALXLAX Thank god I don't.

[KidCanza]

that means you are going to need a nurse

gut it has to be du wirst eine krankenschwester brauchen

[callofdutywarriorx]

0:32 Thumb up for DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

[skooterseven]

but it into google translate and it reads out You need to be a nurse

[flyingcheesestudios]

lol it translates to "you will need a nurse"

[Sobia6464]

0:32 - 0:35 best part. Loop it.

[Ewan448]

DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN means You will need a nurse! LOL

[Kalashnikov3395]

Theres always a son-of-a-bitch that dislikes, why would they look this clip up and then dislike it? Or there just pure retards

[ThisSaturatedMind]

@Kalashnikov3395

Perhaps because the German is incorrect? Perhaps they didn't like the fact that they filmed their television like an idiot. They didn't like the episode? The whole show even? All valid reasons.

[sykoSpanKy]

"Call 213- BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH BLAHHH BLAH"

ROFL first time i saw this on TV, i couldnt stop laughing

[CamelBallZee]

Who's Christian Slater?

[thehumanbirdie]

@CamelBallZee

a american actor look him up

[LuvMyDog95]

me and my friend typed what he said at the end into a translator and it means "you must be a nurse" lmfaoooo

[leech2008]

@LuvMyDog95 Actually I asked my friend from Germany what it means and it actually translates to "you're going to need a nurse" but still hilarious

[EbonyFernOfficial]

The ending makes it worth watching!<3

[CrshKing]

call 213-You Need To Be A Nurse!

[IEatGlu]

du WIRST

werdest is not a word

[tejber]

it means you will need a nurse

[XXcomputerXXtutorial]

it means do thou be a sick sister WTF

[zeeshan55]

gotta love that german accent! XD

[NintendenOnline]

You will need a nurse? Okay, then- this is odd.

[kanesta123]

last 5 seconds is to jokes man :-)

[BlackSheepM]

the actual translation is "you will need a nurse" (even though its written wrong)

thumbs up so people stop commenting on what they think it means.

btw: einfach nur geniales vid xD

[rapsis2x2]

@BlackSheepM True. Just american's don't really get germany gramatics :D

But even me, after 6 years of learning german speech I thought It said "213- You will need a healing sister" xD

[stephencious]

@Failure2Launch1 same!

[Aquandria04]

The ending part always made me said "WTF?!" and laugh at the same time. XD

[dondonini]

In google it says "213-YOU NEED TO BE A NURSE" HAHAHA WTH?!?!?!

[crazyjohn88cp]

0:32

MADE ME JIZZ IN MY PANTS (double reference!)

[cdsmith1990]

This has me in hysterics every time haha

[brcln1]

"213 blah blah hdjjgjfkkdkfs germans are gay Rawr Rolf blah deutche WW2 nazi kill jews" translate - You need to be a doctor

[Johiden]

This is my favorite clip ever from family guy only because the ending makes me laugh every time

[dbgtmaster10]

213 (german geberish blah blah blah nacht der untoten bla bla WAW nazi zombies stuff) !!!!! I know, I suck.

[Harvey529]

LOL.213- Du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen! Translates into: 213-You need to be a nurse!

[arnaldodacomando]

NAZI ZOMBIES!

[jimjamjoe65]

It's 'you're going to need a nurse.' A-level German ftw

[cdsmith1990]

@jimjamjoe65 Praise the educated lol

[0hGoFuckYourself]

For a video that was designed to be funny people still see it as an excuse to express there views on history ,Bunch of killjoys.

[thedirtyvideoman]

@TookUpTheCause Shush ur mouth. It's a family guy video, noone cares about operation Barbarossa or Christian Peasants.

[rkhale02]

pause at 0:14 it looks like a tiny peter doll

[IVIoRpHiiNe]

Lmao! I used google translater for the end and it says "YOU WILL NEED A NURSE"

[BradTheThird]

@IVIoRpHiiNe it said "you need to be a nurse" for me. yes i was sad enough to translate it. lol

[Dynamite913]

DU WERDEST ENIN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN = you need to be a nurse

[xxxMasterPro]

I can't stop laughing at the end. XD

[TookUpTheCause]

Hitler always spared as many lives as possible while Stalin always threw away as many lives as possible. Hitler commenced Operation Barbarossa unannounced because otherwise Stalin would have stacked the front lines with christian peasants to be slaughtered. Hitler liberated untold millions of people who had been enslaved thru the heartless colonialism of the British empire while the death blow that Hitler dealt to communism saved perhaps 650 million people from the Soviet bullet to the head.

[MrDirtbikerMan]

@TookUpTheCause no america helped russia while the nazis genocided millions of jewish people. Germany got fucking butthurt after WW1 because they lost some land as a part of the geneva convention. so the slaughtered jews? yes, america turned around just to fight russia, china, north korea and communism in general. you sir are a cum guzzling retard neo nazi bitch who likes dick in the ass

[jackthayer]

um what makes this even more funny is that when he speaks german in english he means you should be a nurse

[MrMarjan8040]

i only seen a half of the tv, or what were u filming

[iHeartMADtv]

If you are going to be in the La area and would like tickets to Hitler call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

[igkad]

it means "you will need a nurse" or something to that effect i think

[Katracho630]

Damn how do they know my phone number?? LOL

[KstewMania12]

I tried not to laugh... I failed. Miserably!!! XD

[Luffy0123456789]

DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN means YOU WILL NEED A NURSE (really)

[7vic11]

this should be in one of those try not to laugh videos

[daniellovesthamoozic]

Who cares wat it translates to. It's funny lol

[xxxKanyeWestxxx]

@gasdfw5 "your gonna need a nurse" you idiot

[PUNKSNOTDEAD888]

haha 

[xxxKanyeWestxxx]

@gasdfw5 fail translator 

[xChriz503]

girls i want a hook up ;) pic text me at 213-DU WERDEST ENIN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN! ;D

[theplatinumrockstar1]

I love how he YELLS it at the end!

[yusaikthewolf]

213-you will need a nurse! XD

[jcll1989]

ha ha classic

[quickaswink]

DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCEN!

[zenthex1234]

"call 213 *translate* YOU WILL NEED A NURSE!!!

[avatarbender101]

translates to you will need a nurse

[7blueblood]

213-DU WEDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!!!!!!

thats my number lol

[spikeharusame]

@7blueblood what does that even mean anyway, the german part, not the other stuff

[gronkomat]

@spikeharusame "du wirst eine krankenschwester brauchen" means "you gonna need a nurse"

[ethusiasm]

@gronkomat lol....

[Skateblub]

Love the little smiley hitler in the name

[flyersfan320]

213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!! lol. if u translate it into english, it means "you may need a nurse"

[pie4july]

213 zsrtugihgxfdgfdgrthyuv

[donutareawesome13]

OH OH HES GOING TO DO IT!!!!!!! if you are in the los angeles area and would like to get tickets to see "Hitler" call 213-DU WERDESTEINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!!!

[bulletfan141]

if you would like tickets to hitler call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KREKENSCHWESTERBRAUCHEN!!!

[T9sNumba1BiaTcH1]

OH! OH! HE'S GOING TO DO IT!!! lol

[MrRko15]

Me too!

[gh3rocksmylife]

i just saw this episode

[brendan007]

213-DU WERDEST ENIN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!

[arachlyco]

1-800-you will need a nurse? lol