L.A. Noire - TAR PITS - Part 71

[Asherbee0]

*Toby gets in Talbot*

Me: "That nice car is doomed"

-_-

[JNICHOLS0808]

Tobuscus VIEW MY FUNNY VIDEO Well kinda funny

[EpicNinjaChan]

how does toby guess the locates and get them right on the first try!

[irocksohard11]

My best friend last name us Talbot!!!! :D

[Pandayog]

They run because Toby's in town.... >.>

[CJwarbie]

He was driving a car of darkness and redness and whiteness lol

[MormonBros4]

Toby is a MACDADDYSAURUS!!!!!!!!

[CrimsonHearts102]

thumbs up for Tobys scottish accent :DDD

[StaticShockSims23]

anyone else screaming tar pits while he was saying cemetery!?

[aminlyn]

this game is like GTA(grand theft auto)

[Cookiejar995]

@aminlyn You know it is made by the same company right?

[sheirgate]

@Cookiejar995 actually it was made by a company in australia and it was published by rockstar

[sheirgate]

@aminlyn no its not its nothing like gta

[naru0sasu1fan]

I honestly felt sorry for the new car when Toby got it. XD

[n0013sauce]

Toby your angry Scottish accent is so amazing plz do it more!

[jesseyt50]

@fhqwgads hey as long as youre laughing :D

[5353will]

why did he ruin that awesome car!!

[jesseyt50]

put cc on its soo fricking funny

[fhqwgads2]

@jesseyt50

Excellent. Thanks, jerk. I used to just worry about laughing 'till I pissed myself. I just crapped my pants seven times (SEVEN TIMES, GodDANGit!), and I'm only 2 minutes into this vid.

I guess Toby can add Depends Adult Diapers to his long list of "sponsors". Seriously, this is some of the funniest crap I have ever seen!

[breemal10]

*GASP*

its the most.. ! what the hell just happened out there.....! its the most beautfuul thing ive ever seen in my life !

[Fidler288]

like a big tarry murder pit.....seriously? lol

[kappyxisxscene]

LOL there needs to be a Scottish accent compilation

[catinmatrat]

5:54

If he slammed on the breaks, i would get out and punch him in the face. Repeatadly. And then I'd set his car on fire

Rusty: I get the point

[fhqwgads2]

@catinmatrat

Point this...

[catinmatrat]

@fhqwgads2 hahahh trololol

[Komihana]

I'm sorry, Toby, but I can't help but giggle every time you say "hard, black, deep".

[mich9088]

Of course the first thing Toby would do when he gets an awesome car is hit a girl

[annarockssocks]

Toby, you're such a pervert. ;D

come on girl;D

[alexandreH100]

1:25 I'm a friggen detective that double parks! I swear, crime would be much lower if Cole didn't run over half the city. I think most vehicular manslaughter cases were caused by Cole... how sad

[ImiiNotOkay25]

"my awesome car is now broken! thanks... a.. lot!!" xD

[comedygal21]

I felt so sad when Toby picked up that awesome car, because I knew he would still drive too fast and go through red lights, and it would be destroyed by the end of this episode...

[dylanthechameleon]

I love Toby's overuse of "Hell".

[Econniff]

*steals girl's car*

"I'm sorry"

*runs over girl*

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

*runs over girl again*

"I'm sorry! Sorry!"

*runs over guy as he leaves*

"Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Toby is the most apologetic murderer

[OnlyAKnife]

@Econniff i slammed some slut all the way across the fuckin town and she kept gettin up XD

[matcus5]

at 1:00 i was just like.. oh no, toby please, knowing your last... skills with driving its NOT safe to go through a gas station, considering what happens on most other car games when you hit into one...

[NightShadeDragon]

i cant see the add T-T

[robthepsycho]

McArthur Park!

[belive43]

4:05  cutest freakin laugh ever.

[countrygirl25820]

"Watch it, will ya??"

"I did, I saw it happen."

Oh Toby, you consistently make me smile.

[animefreakculicious2]

"I gotta pause it... in a second. Oh YEAH!!" LMAOO

[MrBertus95]

OMG, it's magic! at 0:47 first there's no car and the camera turns away and back, and BOOOM, there's a car!!

[RhymesWithSammich]

"Wassup girl," **hits her with car**

xD His flirting technique OBVIOUSLY works so well :P

[xXStevenStamkos91Xx]

If I got a dollar for every time he screws up I'd be rich too

[stdragongrl]

If I got a dollar for every time he apologized to a video game, I'd be rich.

[LilJJ2432]

"like a big tary murder pi....seriously?" XD

[soccerchickval]

can you just speak in your Scottish accent the whole time lol

[H2pachecO3]

How did you randomly guess you needed to go to the tar pits?

[t6dyt46tge]

Toby you do the best Scottish accent ever

[MrMrbigpapa69]

toby= funny cool does funny voices and for ME HE IS A GOD!!!!

[KrustyFrank27]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of the song "MacArthur Park."

[EzioAuditoreGaming]

i snezed yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssss

[StupidVideoSeries]

haha "now that i think about it Rusty get the HEll outta my car man"

[davidwallacekid]

Damit I thought it said par tits

[dudeman6450]

"It's the most...What the hell just happen there?" XD

[Battingcox]

2:16 is that cole in the blue from the past running away?

[kevthajum]

Is that the same tar pit that is depicted in the movie Last Action Hero?

Just wondering.

[discus321]

*Watch it ok*

*i did watch it, thats why i commented on it*

lolz

[BumblbRap]

WITH MAH DOG

AH GOT A DOG

A GREAT DANE

I DON- I DON THINK *indecipherable*

[Glameyes1]

*Toby see's woolly mammoth* What the hell??

I lol'd....Ohh, Toby....elephant? Really?

[babygirl284187]

Is that the tar pit? Huh? Huh? *crashes into fence then into a pole, then into a second pole twice, then into the house, and once again into a fence.* XD

[lazyluigi101]

I had to wait until the game told me what to do on all of these, and Toby figured them out instantly. >.>

And yet stuff that was crazy-easy for me he takes an hour on. Lol

[Dethbot4]

Why did Toby turn off notifications?

[GRAYanonDRAGON]

not mac daddy saurus you dummy its mac daddy velli

[MrGonzales0303]

As a matter of fact Rusty get the HELL out my car! Pop came out my nose when i heard that...

[PhasmaPaula]

i actually went to those tar pits! :D

but now there's fences :(

(i wanted to throw tar at someone)

[aparzoo]

I flinch everytime toby hits something with the fancycar

[Ambelsyn]

0:10-0:15 see the car reaking out up ahead?

[Ambelsyn]

0:12-0:15 see the car reaking out up ahead?

[LillDokka]

"WITH ME DOG! I've got a dog I've gotta bring down there!!" XD <3



[99pandaman]

6:40 through 6:45 is the car horn song

[DeadEyeDann]

6:19 nice impression. you reminded me of craig ferguson!

[800muddigger]

5;10 jesus r kelly philips oh no

[CheeseLovingChester]

I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised! I did NOT think Toby would've been able to figure these clues out, seeing as me myself had to wait around for Cole to tell me what it was.

I bow before you.

[Sibwarra208]

its official, toby managed to go 45 seconds without crashing.

Toby, you've earned a cookie.

[shello700]

Takes her car then runs over her with it.... thats how toby rolls

[shello700]

I love how you randomly stop in the middle of intersections to check your notepad

[shello700]

Toby: "Comon girl lemme make it up to you"

*Slowly eases on to sidewalk*

Girl: "o.o"

[5MRORANGE]

IM GONNA CUT U!!!

[JessicaErinSteele]

*Looks at elephant *

"What the hell man! What are you doing here? You should be in like captivity or something!"

Lmao.

[TanmanAndRuzStudios]

that car looks like the domino

[carlenactione]

i love how toby figures EVERYTHING out by luck!

[robabob13]

LOL Pleeeeeeeeeeease put up an L.A. Noire Driving Bloopers montage video after you finish the series! I can't get enough of it!!!

[DannyLoef1]

@robabob13 just replay whole the serie? :P

[NffcR0bb0]

omg im draining the pit nope im just zooming out

[shortrocker13]

Darkness redness whiteness vehicle at 5:43

[AhhCestJade]

LOL the ad for this video was about car insurance. Something Toby definitely needs...STEVEN! SORT THIS OUT STEVEN.

[lbp2ification]

mac daddy saurous

[taylormarek]

Toby gets a rare car and can't even last the whole episode till its trashed. Shoulda bet money on it, haha.

[purpledomo1]

i loved the part w/ the elephants i was surprised too lol

[202cardline]

Am I just trippin' out, or is there a giant ad there that says "I LOVE YOU TOBUSCUS"

0_0

[superherosrocktiger1]

@202cardline when?

[thirdtender]

@202cardline Yeah, it's a youtube thing.

There's one for Ray William Johnson, Shane Dawson, and I *think* there's one for iJustine

[MrShockaz]

@thirdtender you forgot about shaycarl

[thirdtender]

@MrShockaz Oh yeah.. Thanks

[fun4everyonebutyou]

@202cardline What is up with those?! I've never gotten one :(

[WeaponFire95]

@202cardline where abouts?

[OneOcean1021]

@202cardline I see a Sonic the Hedgehog ad.

[Rachel00917]

i was at those tar pits in real life :3

[randumbvids11]

6:57, ROFL straight ahead *crash*

[TaylorSixteen]

RIP AWESOME CAR

1:52 - 5:28

[3rdEpisode]

please do a lazy vlog in just a scottish accent!

[LoveAintJustAWord]

LOL i thought the title said car tits. Come on... it's a reasonable mistake is it no- STOP SAYING HARD BLACK DEEP TOBY I'M GONNA PEE XD~!

[gagnsterninja]

cool the top comment is a replay lets find the comment he replied too..............COMMENT REMOVED!

[UltimateSickness]

ur a funny dude lol

[themostsuperjew]

Toby we all would like it if you played Pokemon as your next playthrough



[RegnigBackwards]

@themostsuperjew actually...i'm pretty sure you're the only one who would like that....

[themostsuperjew]

@RegnigBackwards Which explains why 90% of all people that respond agree

[ILdougiepoynter]

haha loved the Scottish accent <3

[tessacate]

Twilight zone of tar pits

[xXCrazyDuskXx]

Toby, you look like a creeper at 2:15

[BedroomBassist]

Hahahahah "whassup gurrl?" *almost kills*

[TheLemon47]

toby u need to improve upon picking up chicks

[Burninglambo]

899 VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaryyd]

I read this as Par Tits ...

... still not disappointed.

[waterflame1992]

Mac Daddysorius ftw

[anepsaas]

0:28 TOBYGAMES HIGHLIGHT!

[BatmanPirate]

toby pre-records episodes for everyone stressing, especially if he's busy. and i jsut realised he says 'YOU SILLY' like my 3 year old brother.

[NethofReach]

Rusty: These are my best shoes Phelps, I'll leave you to it.

Toby: What? Those are somebody's best pants.

rofl

[DefualtGaming]

LMFAO, I PISSED MY SELF AT HIS IRISH ACCENT!!!!!! <3 LMFAAOOO

[TFfreak194]

2:18 "Is that Biff, from Back to the Future?" Lol. Also, I thought he was gonna continue chasing after him and hit him.

[LukeDrake94]

That was pretty slick driving at the start there Toby!

[hrm85128]

does toby reall yplay games like this or is this just for some funny comedy? ive been wondering this for a while. not hatin or nothin i think hes hilarious

[TalaTheLycan]

Half way through the video when my computer decides to restart it...thank you computer :)

[untitled1productions]

Toby: Stealing someone's car and then running them over with it is generally not very good manners.

[sara5pandas]

Does anyone else see that ad that has a fat guy saying "I love you, Tobuscus"? Or am I just crazy?

[TheRandyChimp]

Toby, the words "I'm sorry" lose all meaning if you repeat them over and over whilst hitting women with a car.

[TessTessLauren]

"Left and left and left and I'm right up your ass!" Haha stupid Rusty

[Jumpinjahosafa]

Holy crap, thats the first time i've actually sneezed during the video! This whole time i was thinking "nah i'll never sneeze" and then I finally sneezed! Thank you Toby! THANK YOU!

[Killur10]

I know what's hard black and deep.

[Malechell]

you took her car then killed her husband......................T­oby,you have a way with the ladies!

[jasminepardo]

Lol I laughed so hard in this episode :)

[SilentOblivion64]

.... My Name's Phillip....

WOOOT!

[10201nick]

Scottish accent= ownage of the word awesome! 

[DRWvt15]

Tobys driving is....okay

[10201nick]

in fact rusty get the heeellll outta my car.. wait whos running from me? lol'd

[smiliman80]

if*

[smiliman80]

can you hijack a bus? cuz of you can that's the best ever

[ThunderFable]

5:46: Im sorry 13x

Transcribe audio: "sometimes i have to have them side by side objectives and targets outside graphic language arts."

[EmilNiklasPersson]

5:46 Thirteen "I'm sorry"s? Seriously?

[TheBumbleBunny]

5:40, after she has given you her car, then you try to kill her lol xD

[BCNation1]

I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH TOBY!!!:DDDDD<3333333333333333­3333

[ShuffleonRs]

When I saw the title of this video, I thought it said PAR TITS.

[TotallyObsessed98]

@ShuffleonRs I did the same thing!!!

[goten339]

toby is the only person who would full on colide with another car and just say

"sorry ha ha look at all the glass that looked pretty cool" then keep driving

[alex6634]

I'm surprised you can figure out the locations...when I was at this part I couldn't figure it out haha I had to wait for the game to actually tell me xD

[MrBowwow24]

i wonder if u can steal a cable car?



[Stupidjuice817]

Toby: if he did that to me I would punch him in the face repeatedly... Then I would set his car on fire

Partner: we get the point!

[FoolitsBrandoni]

that car didnt last very long.

[ThatsSoDemore]

71 videos and Toby still can't learn how to drive without crashing and killing people, I just love him! haha

[iRunWithLife]

Lol "No,no,no you don't get a break!"

[YarbroK]

6:40 He's singing the turret song from Portal 2. XDDDD

[Mattisanalien51]

Mack daddy arthur park!

[MissCarmelito]

7:11 only one lantern survive Toby's driving

[MissCarmelito]

6:56 haha ;D

[xXren101Xx]

*Click on "Terraria 41"*

"Video Removed? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nooooo! Ahhh! I have to wait! I have to wait to watch part 41! It'll never happen! I'mm just gonna wait here. I'm trying to bring it back with my mind and it's not HAPPENING! Nooo! God! Uhhh! Alright..."

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

@xXren101Xx /watch?v=NgiozLxVDVw

[19OperationGetRich97]

@xXren101Xx

what the hell you talkin bout?

[FlippyxPetunia]

@xXren101Xx You have just won an entire internet.

[shello700]

@xXren101Xx DISK 2?! NOOOOOOOOO

[xXren101Xx]

@shello700 Indeed :3

[DE4DLYAssassino]

Come to anchor bay... Were tars

[legolas62893]

Omg. Toby is gonna find russel and Eric from true blood! Haha

[xMikey21]

LA NOIRE - The Final - Part 536

[TheKillStealer]

6:40 Rusty: WATCH WHERE YOUR DRIVING YOU MAINIAC

Toby: I was playing a song with the horn dude

[Emxicey1]

Dam, his driving is WAAAAAY better than Justines.

[DRoseMVP001]

5:48 Sorry, sorry, sorry (Almost Runs Over Girl)

[iSpoonCats56]

Toby you should play midnight club los angeles.

[LordCreator1]

STOP STOPING AND START SRATING!!!

[ssaahh22]

Nice Scottish Accent :P ---  Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[rebeccamalves]

i laughed so hard at 3:57! "theres blackness and darkness and deepness involved like a big tarry murder pi.. seriously? im not.. thats hilarious LETS GO TO THE FRIGGIN TAR PITS" hahah my favorite part :)

[xtennisxacex]

he needs to run some people down

[73SupermoD73]

@EpicMintz yeah, but are you playing once a day for 10 minutes?