Eddie Money 1/3

[bawston08]

6:58 dougs t-shirt says 69 :P

[rassledassle82]

Carrie's boss is a moron.

[sweetz123]

So do Kelly and Doug get back together after the divorce because I saw the last episode and looks like they are together? Someone let me know, thanks=)!

[DoveOfFlames]

@sweetz123 Deacon says that he was getting divorced, but later on they say it was just a separation. Yes, they do get back together. :)

[TheGoblingrenade]

I wish some of the over opinionated, smart ass bitches in this day and age could be transported back in time 200 years and realize how lucky they are that they can even speak without getting the shit beat out of them.

[candygirl021]

i wonder if they ate that Toblerone bar?!

[NewDay923]

I can't believe how freakin whipped Doug is! I would've beat the living hell out of my wife if she'd ever pull a fraction of such a stunt.

[maria10312]

@ 6:21 you can see @thebest545 become king of the losers.

[thebest545]

At 8:15 you can see one $100 bill and the rest are ones. haha They have like a couple hundred bucks there at the most.

[thebest545]

At 2:44 you can see a piece of paper over the computer monitor to make it look like she is really typing a paper or something important.

[MediaHallofFame]

Doug n deacons scene makes u wonder why ppl ever want to get married

[Roo1920]

doug is an idiot.....taking that money.....fool.

[phatboy1967]

now this is one scenario where being single wld pay off..see even though at this time my sweetys income is all we have,see i have no life except to please that girl of mine ,anyway,if i took the last hundred and bet it on a sure thing and won 2500 bucks...wow,she wld totally$#!%,on herself but be happy and releived all at once

[SaftHecktor]

HAHAHAHAH! 7:22

[signal6000]

5:19

love you

love you too

:D

[Carlos7Matute]

grill with lojack lol!!!!!

[07Reyes07JA]

lol oh bever damn

[andge1001]

WTF! I can't stand how hot Carrie is

[NickeyWhitfield]

@andge1001 I hear you...

[LiveLoveHaha]

Anybody notice the "69" on Doug's shirt?

[steler48]

"yeah im getin a horse too check that i want a zebra and a lion to hunt it down and eat it" LMAO

[marcialp]

huh

[Mistkerl6]

so clear that he would take the cookie with him :-)

[AvonBarksdale101]

at 2;53 when Carrie walks by her " computer screen" you can see her shadow over the screen lol, but you cant cast a shadow over something that is emitting light, lololol just a funny observation.

[GreatestVidsEver]

LMAO "Yeah, I love you too."

[Jiguhbiduh]

LOL at carrie cleaning the desk after her boss leaves ^_^

[biohazardstrategist]

man if i was either doug or deacon with a selfish wife or divorce wife, id take that money and hide it some place safe

[SinOfTheSorrowPistol]

if i was carrie i woulda took that job on the spot

[vtecivicsib18]

LYING SACK OF SHIT

[TheQueenchica]

i would've flown to LA or Miami and live like a star for a day!

[RastafariPoet]

These fools rented out an entire resturant lol wow

[Ishidasouken]

I dont think they did, it was just empty because it was a Wednesday before noon

[FabBol90]

ChadMedellin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ??? You're "spaming" on almost every video.

[madnessdexter]

@FabBol90 im guessing his mommy didnt pay enough attention to him when he was a kid, so now he roams around youtube seeking approval.

[Fangoverfang11]

@FabBol90

of course he is

Everyone is paying attention to him just ignore his comments they uninteresting anyway

[godset4ever]

8:12

Why does Doug wear his IPS-uniform? He didn't go to work that day, and later in the episode - the same day, he wears different clothes.

[GorgeousMonty]

He was pretending that he was going to work that day.....get it?

[omariangel2000]

he wore it to make carrie think he was going to work probably

[Ishidasouken]

well, in the morning, he has to get dressed, so carrie won't get suspicious

[Dastardly132]

Holy crap. Whats up with these people. They should be banded from writing these comments.

[michaelandcarina]

Yes, they should be banded! lol

[Ceh913]

id put all the money in a savings account, keep it quiet from the wives, wnd if something bad goes down for 1 of them they take half the money (by then it'll be loads cuz of interest) and the other half is the other guys.

[ChadMedellin]

Savings accounts earn less than 5% interest on an annualized basis. Since they are starting with $5,000, that will never be "loads". It will take over 14 years for that to double to $10,000. Setting it aside is a good idea, but they can get far better returns elsewhere. Savings accounts are for pre-teen girls. They should be investing something more speculative after considerable reserach.

Duh!!

[budellababy]

Wow Carrie got an awful lot of info. out of that 7 sec. phone convo at 2;45 lol

[mssca]

All women are evil. If not most women are evil. :)

[Stimor]

okay, all men are evil. if not, they lie and are evil

[Ceh913]

Proof: (read this through, its bloody genius) Girls need time and money: Girls=TimeXMoney Time is Money: Time=Money Therefore: Girls=MoneyXMoney=Money9(squar­ed) And money is the root of all evil: Money=(square root of)Evil Therefore: Girls=(square root of)Evil(squared) Which means: Girls=Evil (its better in picture form, but i hope u understand that)

[Ceh913]

whoa, the claws have come out, where'd that come from?

[ChadMedellin]

I was just feeling a bit catty.

I'm sure you've felt that way before. Didn't really mean anything by it.

[Ceh913]

of course yes, but btw, y do i have 0 finance knowledge?

[ChadMedellin]

Your suggestion that their $5,000 would turn into loads if they held it in a savings account. Savings accounts historically earn 5-6% annualized. Inflation averages 3%. This means that their real rate of return will be approx. 2% based on historicals. Their $5,000 will never be "loads" as you put it. It will only marginally outpace inflation.

Now do you understand?

[Ceh913]

yes, but it would still be more money, and "loads" is a matter of relativity, u simply cannot state that 5000-6000 is not loads as a fact.

[ChadMedellin]

1) It would take them almost four years for this sum to grow to $6,000 in a sevings account.

2) Starting with $5,000, $6,000 is not a relative "load". Relativity being key in determining "loads".

3) Why are you putting in quotes a word that you first used? When you put a words in quotes in that way it implies that you take issue with the words usage in some way. Do you take issue with your own usage?

4) And they already have $5,000, so it makes no sense to use $5K-$6K as the range.

[Ceh913]

ugh, ok

1)i dont give a shit

2)relativity mean in proportion, for a mutli-billionaire, 5K's not much, for a street urchin, 5K's is a LOAD of money

3)not it doesnt, it means a form of emphasis, like finger quotes

4)it does make sense, cuz they already have 5K to start off with, so if they use either the next day, they have 5K, if they use it in 4 years, they have 6K, there fore 5000-6000

[ChadMedellin]

You're obviously not in any way my intellect peer. You do not know the mechanics of simple compound interest. Your lexicon is that of someone of borderline average intelligence. I benefit in no way from illustrating to you your errors in logic.

I will however explain one point, finger quotes are not used for emphasis. They are used to call the validity of some thing into question. Eg. If I say, you are a "smart" guy. This is a form of sarcasm.

I just realised that you are 15.

[Ceh913]

ok, im not talking about the money growing by much, i understand compound interest, but u dont seem 2 be understanding relativity, and i cant be assed 2 explain again. and another thing, u sed that the money would raise by $1000, r u going by the current interest rates?

[ChadMedellin]

I previously wrote that the rate used was 5% and was a historical average. Again, your lack of intellect is quite annoying and deleterious to any form of meaningful conversation.

And let's 86 the name calling. I have not called you any derogatory names, you should do the same.

Cheers.

[ChadMedellin]

Realising that you're 15, I will temper further comment re I your lack of intellectual horsepower, however, I would note that your lack of intelligence is immediately apparent.

Kudos on giving a concerted and meaningful effort, such as it was.

[Ceh913]

sarcasm, thank u 4 the word, cuz thats wot i meant, but that does prove u wrong in the first place. now ur saying i "lack intellectual horsepower" this is saying 2 things: 1)I'm not smart and 2) ur a posh fucking twat.

[ChadMedellin]

I suppose I can be referred to as posh, but is that supposed to be an insult?? We don't use posh in that way in the US, but I know that the European (i.e. English) usage is to refer to someone who is accustomed to the finer things and enjoys expensive clothes, expensive hookers, expensive travel, etc. If that is the class then I am a posh twat. And thank you.

[Ceh913]

where i am, posh is an insult, it means ur a prep, preps hav no friends, and r usually inbred. and also, twat means vagina, just 2 let u know that u called urself a vagina

[Ceh913]

1)I do

2)ooh hahahahahaa, you are simply splitting my sides young sir!

3)prep is a social group

4)u seem awefully offended by it, sooo.... i gain that

[ChadMedellin]

It quickly becomes apparent why they say that arguing with fools profits a wiser man nothing.

I have not called you any derogatory names and actually you appear the one who is a bit too emotional about this whole dialogue.

You're a kid. I'm a bigger kid. I made just over $200K in US dollars in fiscal 2008. You live in a meaningless European country with little influence in the EU and no meaningful trade influence. When you leave your motherland and grow up, then we can talk.

[Ceh913]

ok, lets go through cronologically, u wont let go of the "derogatory term", so u seem offended. u made money, thats allright, u hav money, i have friends, were even. and as far as "leaving my motherland" goes, ive lived in 3 different countries and im 15

[ChadMedellin]

1) Chronologically has an "H" in it.

2) Chronologically means to do something in order of time sequence.

3) Your commentary is inane. I can't work with you until you're a bit smarter.

[Ceh913]

1)google spell check again

2)yes, i did it in the order that u typed it, as in from start 2 end

3)stumped on the friends and lived in 3 countries huh? interesting

[ChadMedellin]

Not stumped kiddo. It's just that this is boring.

What do either of us gain from this?

[Ceh913]

how was it incorrect, and i am a native english speaker

[avalino79]

make a vid

[Stimor]

You must find the mechanics of a doorknob genius too. If i replaced "Girls" with "Boys" it would make just as much sense, horrid use of the word proof.

[ChadMedellin]

Men lie. But women lie to. Right?

I mean. You've lied, right?

[Ishidasouken]

i dont get why they didn't just took vacation

doug and deacon both tell their people someone else is inviting them to a trip and off they go =P

[morrisal]

he comes in with 5000 dollars in his hand and left the front door open.. huh

[wingfoot2388]

yeah i noticed that too.. but it was funny when he came in like "Money in the houuuuse!"

[patricksmash77]

i love this show.

[trumpetsoul]

mr. kaplan is gonna be mr. dougan later in the series

[2007may20]

no he's gonna be mr. kaufmann in season 9

[xmattyyx]

HAHAHAHA! her boss's laugh at 4:05

he's so cool

[ImmynimmyX]

no way im watching boxing while eating a nectarine

[brightlights456X]

"tall glass of freedom"

[shutterbox]

Doug: you wanna sew it all together and make underwear out of it?

LOL....im still laughing!

[zabithezabi]

Your the best man

[1lofrunt]

a ruby hahahahah 0:52

[mslmn92]

i wanna hump carrie

[il927]

dude, ur sick.

[mslmn92]

no i'm awsome

[il927]

........what if she read this? I mean, come on. That's just sick.

[mslmn92]

dude i want her to read this!

[il927]

SHE WILL BE CREEPED OUT,

[mslmn92]

how the hell wood u kno?

[mattyslice]

like she's gonna read it.

and even still...who the fuck cares.

[mslmn92]

thats wat i'm sayin. i just wanna fuck her

[4LURCH4]

7:25 is HILARIOUS!

[4LURCH4]

Dougy just got 5 G's!!

Dougy just got 5 G's!! LOL

[danies18]

Carrie treats Doug like a child...but I guess that's because he acts like one lol either way, it's funny

[aznmafia77]

LOL

[jdfodio]

since when does secretary = maid/cook?

[ChrisDaMagicIzBack]

Deacon-'Yeah, love you too!' *lol*

[123DTRAY123]

Eddie Money" I got Two tickets top paradise"love that song, amasing job that u uploading KOQ watch youre vids almost every day :)

[shanbhu]

carries boss is a real bitch, if i was her, i would spit in his water or bagel, lol

anyway, great upload, thanks. Upload season 5.

[esther1181]

LOve It!!!!!

[streetballdude16]

Its good!!!