Eric Cartman Narrates Paris Hilton Crying

[chaosaxis]

Don't forget to take your Gardasil!

[Sozlled]

MMMMM Yummy you guys!

[Surena310]

LOL

[wizkid770]

shut the fuck up guys she cam cry if she wants to she has every right to cry just as much as anyone

[WSWarthog]

@wizkid770

Don't you know that celebrities aren't human?

[wizkid770]

@WSWarthog well if thats true why arent you one coz your not human

[WSWarthog]

@wizkid770

Think about the logic you're using. If we say that no mathematicians are baboons, does that mean that all animals that are not baboons are mathematicians?

[LoggyWD]

i think she's loveable

[seonidh]

crocodile tears spoild rich whore

[brismandem]

funny how she jus pulls over by the cameraman and has a little cry with the window open.

[51yourtimeisup]

lol, Radiohead!

[Mattm1986]

Lol, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents.

[MrMellingen]

What is crying about? She's rich, can't she just buy her way out of it. No need to be a crybaby.

[sychkid]

"Tears of unfathomable sadness?"

[WRSvideos]

Richbiches. Deserve to be made fun of, she made fun of my homeboy: hobo in the trailer with no name... Guy.

[MusicianNamedGob]

She's still a person, maybe not the best person, but It's still not fun to see someone upset

[yomost1911]

why did she cry?

[jacolby123]

WACKK.

[alucard048]

she burned cartmans $16

[Scampbell32]

i found that funny!

[preston2009bigtings]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah lmfao

[marehtseira]

LOL! also one of my favorite ep.'s of South Park

very appropriate use of audio, atarix64

[twoscoopsofnegro]

id fuck her probly get lost in that cavern of a vagina

[joannaCQ]

is THAT huge???

[derschnitzelman]

BUT SHE'S HOTTTT...........

[poopman22321]

wtf no she's not

i mean if you think chicks who just got punched in the eye by Mike Tyson are hot then....

[papasuito]

hahahahhahahahaha fucking whore

[252Dazz252]

That attention seeker has nothing to cry about... i bet she goes home to her mansion and sits in her jacuzzi, whilst being pandered too and cry's and think she's got it tough.

[jamierourketen]

@252Dazz252 you would cry too if you farced a pineapple up your chuff and then ended up inside ''slave's'' ass hole!

[jamierourketen]

@252Dazz252 you would cry too if you forced a pineapple up your chuff then ended up inside ''slave's'' ass hole!

[juancarlos85i]

tough shit !!!

[AventuraLuver]

why was she crying?

[helmut345]

cartman made her eat her parents.

[figment1988]

and she went to jail where she realized that it looks much grittier than OZ

[ethanhuntersmith]

Nice!

[HolyIceCreamSammichz]

Scott Tennerman must die!!

[DOWNLOWHOMIE]

this was staged how can you not know the camera was their have some privacy?

[1blondietuco1]

haha that was class

[mihi84]

mama bitch and daughter bitch ... 2 bitches in a car ...

[horny0donkey0]

fuck you too :)

[ArvaF]

Isn't this from when Sarah Silverman broke her in half at like some MTV award?

[comptonseazy]

whats she crying about? shes rich......you dont cry when your rich, most of life's problems are because of money!...-.-

[sethdesade]

Most of life's problems come from wanting money, having money doesn't necessarily make you happy, but i get your point. She just found out she's not invincible and that we can make her suffer !

[sparkymagnet]

how closed minded you two are...

[sethdesade]

How wise you are.

[GlitchBust3er]

we all hate her yet if we fucked her we'd be hi-fiving strangers on the way home

[paullockheart1988]

and then getting questionable test results from the sex clinics

[GlitchBust3er]

dont stifle my creativity!

[paullockheart1988]

Hahahahaha sorrrrrry! ^_^

[GlitchBust3er]

XD!

[joanne2510]

scott tenerman must die

he stole 16 dollars and something cents lol

i loved that episode

[reyalskrad123]

16 dolars and 12 sents

[juanbigone]

Only thing that clip lacked,was the car being split in two by a locomotive. Fuck that cum bucket.

[FluffyKitty224]

I fuckin love Cartman! But that scene wasn't about Paris Hilton, it was about Scott Tenorman.

[davedewolfe1988]

.....and that's the joke, congrats

[nethazyo]

hahahahahahahah HXD fuck paril hilton i will rape her

[jokamund]

WTF?!?

[Goratory666]

you might catch something

[FatGuyWithAShotgun]

i agree.

[freespm770]

llorona.. bestia(:

[scottyi88]

o wow paris hilton crying that is the last thing i would expect

[jangkimtyler]

hahaha : - ]

[jangkimtyler]

shes crying because she just went to the doctors and found out that shes has HPV.

i m seriously. i m not trying to be rude but this is the truth :]

[offwithurhead]

@jangkimtyler Is that like an STD? Cause that would make sense...

[ozwick14]

@offwithurhead human pap virus aka. genital warts derp causes cervical cancer to boot

[offwithurhead]

@ozwick14 Well that's what stupid whores who fuck every guy they meet without protection get, I guess.

[long2534]

ROFL

[dannysplace7]

That is from the best episode ever. The one where he makes chilli from that kids parents and feeds it to him.

[lexusdevotee]

kathy hilton is actually pretty hot looking.

[Mygoodmusicchoices]

haha, go Eric!

[elfkind1]

hahaha, I hope she dies in a firey auto accident

[Zyandian]

good one.

have ur finger crossed

[thecircleisperfect]

LMFAO! (Y)

[rrmoviesfan]

CRY BITCH CRY

[AntonMorozov1]

hahahaha what a little crybaby

are you gonna cry all day crybaby ?

[marcel52789]

Why Was She Crying

[simplelife88393]

Southpark is my favourite cartoon.

Radiohead is my favourite band.

Paris Hilton is at the top of my hate list.

This video is orgasmic

[caleesfinnest]

you know you say you hate paris hilton..but your name is the same name for paris hiton's hit show, the simple life...but i hate her too..this video is great!!

[simplelife88393]

My name bears NO significant relation to Paris Hiltons show, i was not aware of it's name having never watched it. But yeah, this video is great.

[mizhot2U]

LOL!

[tphil2]

Radiohead is the Greatest Band, still together! South Park is the Greatest show on air ( and a ever) Paris Hilton SUCKS! This is the Perfect combination

[Cartermuxxo]

LOL

[jolima07]

LOL...I wish this clip went on longer...my favorite picture of this white trash STD laden cum bucket was of her in the car crying with snot pouring out of her nose...as she's driven back to jail where she belongs.

[xstrawberr1ex]

LMfao !

[mogul50]

lol

[ClubPenguin304]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[snoopy99990]

Isn't she the homewrecker that Broke up Mark Philipousis and Delta Goodrem and was once friends with Tara Reid?

[TatianaRawr]

Paris needs to fall of the face of the earth and die...in my opinion.

[CamelDrifter]

How is she a slut? If you had the opportunity to do only what you want because you have 30 million in cash, would you be working? Or would you fuck hotties all day?

[lolzords234]

ur retarded, u know that right?

[werebear1]

The problem is that she is portrayed as a "role model" by the media, and you get people who cannot afford the lifestyle acting like her and just being ridiculous. She is getting undeserved attention, and I believe most people don't like that and find her behavior repulsive.

[smcgro12]

i watched the vidoe got a hardon and had a wank.

[bums009]

Well some people like using their brains.

Do you have one of those?

It doesn't count if you got one from Wal-Mart.

[MrSmileySmile]

if i had 30 million id send my brain on a vacation, a very long one

[bums009]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[granddaughterofthegu]

they will be safe there

remember Michael Jackson is a gay pedophile

[mesayeux]

Shut the fuck up!

[smcgro12]

arent all paodophiles gay?

[masternatsu]

i think her, lohan, and spears need to be locked away in a padded cell for the rest of their lives

[javimiami92]

or better, sent to iraq

[javimiami92]

or better, sent to iraq

[smcgro12]

notice how u got good comment for your first and bad comment for your 2nd. people repeating themselves on youtube piss me off so much taking up all the room

[smcgro12]

notice how u got good comment for your first and bad comment for your 2nd. people repeating themselves on youtube piss me off so much taking up all the room

[apolcrowe]

i really admire paris hilton's strength. She's a strong woman despite most people's heart-wrenching comments. man, i don't know what i would do if i was in her shoes! but she's holdin' up... cast a stone to her only if you've never made some mistakes yourself. nobody's perfect. people make stupid decisions sometimes. Look closer to every photograph or video of her people, she looks miserable.. nobody deserve's to be that miserable.

[javimiami92]

your a queer

[apolcrowe]

like, duh...... i'm a girl. i'm human. i'm the kind that's not afraid to show emotions.

[granddaughterofthegu]

no your the kind who is stupid enough to admire someone so fake , so empty , so slutty , so unworthy of admiration is short you admire the laughing stock of society or the part of society with a functioning brain at least.

[javimiami92]

thanks for backin me up here

[yourmomsahomo]

yeah I kind of agree with that because no one is ever going to believe her even if she changes because She was so superficial and retarded But at the same time when u come from a wealthy family and act like a crackwhore ur gonna not be liked it's kinda obvious But this Vid was hilarious lol

[NR1sman]

i love it

[MariaAryanQueen]

omg she was soooo faking. And why is the window open on what seems to be a very cool day?

[ParisHiltonSwallows]

that might be an act right here

[killthepreps1]

I think she got what she deserved she could have killed someone.

[Cairono]

i think that's unfair. she did many bad things, but she hasn't deserved being laughed at while she's crying

[oormila]

how do you guys know she has a high IQ?

[10Cnote]

I may not like her but I don't get any kind of pleasure seeing her in tear's because nobody what's the life she has, being watched & photographed every minute of the day.

[DPimpact]

I'd put up with that for the money she gets.

[10Cnote]

I just hope your right.

[Chaingunkill]

Hahahhaha, STEAL HER TEARS!!! :D

[BoxingGhandi]

fuck paris hilton

[GSnake8]

Paris Hilton is princess ditz. She may have more STDs than Madonna, and I thought that would never be achievable.

Congrats Paris :).

[Crestiboy]

LAME!

[CandyLaydee]

paris hilton is just a person that is rich and known,but except that,shes a person like all of us,and we have no right to judge her,its not like shes done anything bad to us?!its for god 2 judge her not us

[yourmomsahomo]

yes and god says eat the bitch alive because she is a selfish whore

[ilovehollycombs]

excuse me it was a one time thing. if she wasn't paris she prolluy wouldn't have even been cough. plus shes not stupid. her IQ is rey high. its just an act. no one gets it. shes paid to be like this? dont u see people are making millions for her acting this way. in a way shes smart because she knows what people want.. what americans want. some blonde bimbo..exactly

[shmeecherz]

you're an idiot...

[GayfairChick]

This Is Funny. Paris Is Annoying

[ilovehollycombs]

you all are soo fucking stupid..saying she gives more money to her dog than to charity! why dont u fucking go and read..her family gives millions!! to charity so stfu! like you KNOW anything about her life...you are all jealous that shes filthy rich..and PARTYING!?! ur mad cuz shes actually having fun?...shes NOT a role model for little kids in case you didn't know..she did no movie nothing for lil kids..so shes allowed to do whatever she wants..god..stop reading magazines and beliving that shit

[kirsten018]

actually, shes not a role model for ANY ONE. she's does drugs, she gets drunk and then DRIVES while drunk, shes been thrown in jail... where have YOU been?

[meercat666]

ilovehollycombs. SHE IS A BITCH... and im sure all the sane people agree.

[shmeecherz]

She's a drunken bimbo! For god's sake! What do you want for sticking up for her, huh? A big fat-ass chunk of her money? A freaking medal?

[tastysalad]

this isnt about charities or any of that shit.its the fact that she thought she could get away with a crime and then made a scene when she had to recieve a just sentence.

[ilovehollycombs]

so. wouldnt u be pissed that u had to go to jail? it doesnt make her a bad person. didu  know paris actually has a very high IQ. and she 'when shes not acting' is very mature. she never wants to talk about money, saying how its rude etc

you do all know that this party/dumb girl is just an image? people are making money off of it..

man when will u ever learn,..just look at britney

[Homeski]

Pity some of her supposedly great IQ didn't rub off on you..

[ilovehollycombs]

WOW ya give me the negatives. shows a typical american thinking. what you see=true.

do you really think shes stupid?!! shes making more money than you! and that requires some smarts! get alife.

shes playing dumb to make money

[luverprincess7]

thats not nice!!!!!!!!! your fucking losers!!!! paris is sweet and nice!!!!!

[randomlaga]

cool video please look mine about paris hilton

[Y2ANJ]

Ha, awesome video. lol

[CascadaandYunaRocks]

OMG Whoever did these voices are mean?! She could cry because she is going to jail or just came out of jail?! I Mean What If You Went To Jail?! You Would Cry?! ( And if you say you wont cry, you say it but it might happen!

[samantha01203452]

ilovehollycombs is really mean...(obviously really rich) because that person doesent care about anyone but themselves

[ilovehollycombs]

No. actually i grew up in war...& now i am just getting close to middle class considering I had to move to Canada with NOTHING! So don't call me mean. Im saying money doesn't change the original problem!!! Just because Paris has money doesn't mean you get to make fun of her! She doesn't NEED to give her money to anyone if she doesn't want to...money wont stop world hunger. It's the living conditions that need to be changed...

[ilovehollycombs]

... I don't have much but if I were to win a Mill I would enjoy it for myself considering most charities are scams...most sponsor programs take over 50% of the money anyway. So what good will it do me... don't blame her cuz she's rich...Ur all jealous? Even I am not angry at her for being rich even though I had nothing to start with...

[randomlaga]

listen i know u shouldnt give all ur muny to charity but atleast if u did win u should give a little in ur life!it really does help u know!

[shmeecherz]

We ALL grew up in war, you idiot! And hey, Canada is a reeeeally nice place! I'm from there ^^

[ilovehollycombs]

HA gimme a break! NAmerica never experienced a real war!living here enjoying your frapuchinos while ur kids are in war does NOT GIVE U EXPERIENCE IN WAR!why dont u try going to a country that has war and see how it feels like when you are scared to walk out of ur house wondering if someone will kill your kids or not or wondering if you can provide enough food & Im not talking about middle east. Yugoslavia had war too.The only privilege America has is not being in war grounds(other than soldiers)

[shmeecherz]

Uhh...why are you complaining? You live in Fucking CANADA! I'm indigenous to Canada...it's fucking sweet there. In the US we're constantly worried about getting bombed...and hey, why the hell are we discussing this on comments for a South Park parody video? And also, if defending Paris is the only thing you care about/can do, try to do something better than wussing about it on Youtube.

[mcrroxxmysoxxoff]

if u feel srry 4 paris hilton then u must actually be paris hilton (nice try)

[randomlaga]

LOL!ur so right m8 i totally agree with ya! please look mine about paris hilton

[shmeecherz]

I completely agree

[jjemmotors]

you suck.

[KimzKoz]

Poor Paris Hilton, I feel so bad for her!

[amathyst8]

eurgh paris hilton makes me want to rip out my splean and eat dog shit with it. She makes me sick the stupid spoiled slutty whore who does nothing for sociaty exept piss it off go anyone who actually likes paris hilton is obviously no better than her herself **sighs in pity** whats happening to the world :(

[SaintCyd]

its not paris that pisses me off. Its the legions of reporters and media that think everyday of our lifes should revolve around her. death to e news seriously =P

[ilovehollycombs]

exactly saintcyd.. its the media! go to europe and ull see how ppl are there. they laugh at us here who are like OBSESSED with celebs... over there they dont care.. . but again us ppl might be against it..but we still end up buying the magazines somehow..

[UndeadAngel993]

Paris down, Cartman up^_^

Paris could go play in traffic. Everyone would probably would be a whole lot happier.

And this is the part where the slutty Paris worshippers bombard me with nasty comments....

[ferihanaz3221]

Screw PARİS I don't like her shes ugly

Screw u guys ım going home

Cartman's great

[wijaya47]

LOL so funny.......paris is a loser. and 510682 is probably a whore too.

[510682]

im a whore and WHAT. your fat ass whore! lol

[ilovehollycombs]

actually its not parises fault we as a society love following celebs. she wouldnt be as popular if it wasnt for us..not that im a fan.. but shes not doing anything wrong? name me ONE thing she did wrong..that other normal people dont do? shes what 24? she cant party? is she suppose to knit sweaters? also the dumb blonde gig is just an act..now lindsay lohan on the other hand...

[CheGuevara991]

She spends millions on her dog's wardrobe while more than million people every day are dying from starvation.

For me,that's stupid enough.

[UndeadAngel993]

Now, I have to agree with you there. Paris acting dumb may be just an image, but Lindsay is seriously fucked up. If she doesn't stop what she's doing she's gonna wind up just like Anna Nicole.

[UndeadAngel993]

510682, you can drop the act now. We all know you're just some moron guy who's acting like a slutty girl to piss people off. So if this is all you're going to do on this vid, I`suggest you kindly get off of youtube and go play in traffic because you are a RETARD.

[ilovehollycombs]

who cares if shes spending millions on her dog.. just because there are other peopel in the world with no food doesnt mean we HAVE To help them..its not like you can just give money..it wont help the overall picture. go to africa people there are lazy. we give them jobs but they dont work...some people dont want to get better. i have an uncle working for unicef there. its her money..im sure if u won $1mill u wouldnt give it all to charity.. most charities are corrupt anyway

[southpark133]

jack ass

[Xx32123xX]

haha. this is funny.

[510682]

eric cartman is a drag queen

[roshanakmofidi]

why was she crying??

hahaha i love eric

[510682]

the maker of this video is a gay molester whore bag!!!!!

[ska2808]

So what's Paris?

[BIGminnes1214]

ahaha thats from the scott tenorman episode

and those "retarded gay brits" are impersonators of the band radiohead you fucking moron (510682)

[AyeAyes]

Actually, it really is the band, they did voice acting on that episode.

[510682]

you guys are retarted gay british bastards that are gonna burn in hell. watch bitches

[domedeed1]

that was From an Eposode of south park

[RustyDK]

Since when is the band Radiohead gay?

[510682]

since there sick sex tape. du!