Revenge of the nerd

[dronespace]

Absolutely brilliant

[enilesnirkette]

Melvin hasn't been on facebook since April last year, I hope he's OK

[demon8mykebab]

@Sc0rpusen - maybe he tried then realised it was a mac....

[JimmersThomas]

Good stuff, but I'm uncomfortable hearing the word "pwned" said aloud.

[F8alaty45]

Fucking genius :)

[dkast5]

pwnt

[fireskaterboy114]

what a fucking genius

[Bobthebst60]

Funnyjunk and 9gag : Same shit, different faces

[TheGoatStudios]

@Bobthebst60 except 9gag is fucking gay.

[janjelles]

Genius

[Slowekistan]

dat rasis only cuz he blk

[shadownaimas]

What's this video filed as on the Defcon website?

[13smitbr]

@Azrael20k And in no way do people of FJ think they are on the same level as 4chan. I mean, a lot of our community is composed of /b/tards, including myself, but if you've ever bothered to look at the comments on 4chan posts, it always followed the generalization that we are lucky to get to the funny 4chan things, without having to go there. +9gag army, do you now how gay that sounds, im just sayin...

[13smitbr]

@Azrael20k I didn't see any of those comments from any members of FJ or reddit. All I saw was comments like 'You are a boss, good sir". That is, until the '9gag army' comes along. That's when all the lame 9gag(on cock) comments come in, as I previously mentioned. Those are the facts, you lose. Every site, even 4chan, has the odd 12 year old faggot, but they are necessary in order to start hilarious shitstorms in the comments. How is it garbage, is it because we actually have funny shit?

[13smitbr]

@Azrael20k Rules 1 and 2 can SMD!. You calling 4chan and FJ a lousy excuse for a website, fucking LOL. Just cause of your comment, I went on 9gag, scrolled down the whole frontpage, and not one lol was given that day. The whole internet hates you. Example: 4chan, FJ and reddit make uncle /b/'s day by subscribing to his vids and giving heaps of nice comments. Suddenly a wild 9fag appeared, "9gag army unite, fuck you faggot old man", "9gag9gag9gag9gag fuck you cunt". Go fuck yourself.

[TheGoatStudios]

@13smitbr you sound like a faggot, you can't just ignore the rules of the internet.

[13smitbr]

@TheGoatStudios Oh noes, I broked a rulez of da internetz guize!! Sue me.

[13smitbr]

@Azrael20k *Sigh* how is that relevant to anything?? (Apart from all the content on your shitty site). Please, for the love of /b/, jump off a bridge!

[J00rcek]

What if the poor fella just bought it on the ebay?

[TheOmegaRiddler]

i'm not sure if he is austrailian or from new jersay

[TheOmegaRiddler]

is this at a hacker convention or something, the good kind of hacker that help people

that is just pure justice btw

[somedoodd]

@TheOmegaRiddler It says def-con, Im guessing its a convention on computer defense (anti malware/viruses, firewalls etc). Ofc people who want to build a good defense must know how hacking is done.

[KJA70]

@TheOmegaRiddler yes it is

[MasterMusketeer]

"Knowledge is power."

[granate70]

2:50 "I saw that guy earlier"

[Konishi010]

note to self: never piss off a hacker.

[GnrlDisarray0]

Looks like Melvin has 3 youtube accounts.

[lukas1051]

I'd say the majority of FunnyJunk users are nearly as intelligent as Melvin Gusman.

[DotMapFile]

lol this is Actually really Funny to watch!!

[FrtHallN8ve]

And people say nerds aren't powerful at all.

[13smitbr]

@Azrael20k fuck off, just... fuck off.

[HAYveku]

owned!

[SBRasterix]

Epic :).

[CrystalEyesxx]

How does he know that this guy actually physically stole his mac, and didn't buy it from a pawn shop or buy it off of someone? >.>

[UnforgiiviinAngel]

@CrystalEyesxx Chances are if it was pawned off by the 'real' thief then it would of been reformatted by the seller.

[ultrafly100]

I don't understand what he did, but PWNED.

[AxFlyingxHobo]

@Azrael20k gtfo you little shit

[CenaxKikia]

So wait.. what program did he have that started sending something out two years later?

[aleth155]

@CenaxKikia What i presume is happening (from what he said at the beginning) he was hosting a webserver on the laptop (I don't see why he would - but i think it's sending out a website (domain name has been updated). Which means from that, it's easy to get the ip, etc... Not solid on this, as if this is true then he would have had to pay the domain name licencing fee for 2 years, and not just cancel it as soon as the laptop got stolen

[africanlegs]

This is true justice lol makes you wonder wtf the cyber division of police is doing

[TheXopony]

Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.

[VitaminDeth]

What if the thief actually sold the computer to some poor sap?

[longsnapper93]

@VitaminDeth Good point, anon from FJ

[podfunk]

@VitaminDeth Exactly! That's what I thought.

[angelickouka]

@VitaminDeth then the poor sap was buying stolen property

[tpatrusel]

@VitaminDeth He should have it bought with a bill so he should be covered. Otherwise he can be found guilty.

[Sc0rpusen]

@VitaminDeth Well, then he should at least have the brains to format the c/ before using a bought, obvious stolen mac.

[NoobsAreUsh]

Ascii goatsee? LMFAO

[TheKirby117]

Everything you are doing is right... except for the having a mac part

[launchmusicc]

he should help Tobuscus get his mac back, that was stolen a little over a year ago in LA

[Tentites]

I would have changed all of his passwords and email information on his social networking accounts xD Then I'd really fuck with him.

[Gdhttu]

HEY 9GAG

[dchowderr]

@Gdhttu inb4 you get the shit hated out of you

[Zeneph13]

@Gdhttu Fuck off.

[undeaddog]

@Gdhttu Fuck off dickhead

[TehMusicCentral]

@Gdhttu STFU AND GTFO

[feh2]

OWNED

[Anophis]

Oh hi FJ.

Also this is awesome.

[wowwee2000]

Get owned

[BeyondBlizziC]

Give this man a medal

[garykn23489]

I are gonna get you, motherfucker.

[ThatOneGothGuy]

Brace yourselves funny junk from page army is coming

[MegaCHRISTOPHER28]

@ThatOneGothGuy yes, yes we are

[TheGoodStuffx]

*roll 2*

[runewhiz]

@TheGoodStuffx nice dubs

[TheElectricBubbles]

@TheGoodStuffx Dubs!

[JinDoritos]

Ahah, this is so funny.

[Xelvanox2]

If only I could install vnc on my friends computer and close his porn all the time.

[TheAntarcticEmperor]

@Xelvanox2 Or better yet: replace it.

[0syntrax0]

Where can I get the full video?

[MusicChildGoneWild]

*clap clap clap*

[username2140]

dickbutt

[loladas9]

0:52 no shit

[loladas9]

somebody has to start the slow clap

*clap* *clap*

[g2da400]

i live in boston

[diegoelopez]

Dickbutt

[penisbutt232]

you telling me anyone can watch what i'm doing on the internet FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[FtsUnknown]

@penisbutt232 well... Yes... but... They'd have to be very good at hacking networking systems. That guy only noticed because his own software was broadcasting on that computer.

[27meter]

OMG thats Zoz from Prototype this!

[castper]

so did he get his laptop back?

[PreonMusic]

Hahahahah!

[JonBj2]

So much epic WIN!

[GhostBro92]

Hey Funnyjunk

[Thomaso53]

@GhostBro92 ello brother

[TheGoodStuffx]

@GhostBro92 Hello.

[MegaCHRISTOPHER28]

@GhostBro92 hey brony bud

[SpoonTheAmazing]

@GhostBro92 Ohai!

[LetsMakeFans]

That's the shit right here.

[elpunto231]

very cool!!!!!!!!!!

[sandrosvinja]

YEAH! nice!

my brother's mac was stolen this year.. what can be done?

[AfroNinjaSpy]

@sandrosvinja The thief was doing him a favour, get a PC

[CoreyIsTheName]

You can get into his stuff with those passwords...

[cc1971london]

Laughed my ass off

[trololhahaxD]

1 guy doesn´t like .... who might that be?

[BGhostReaper]

@trololhahaxD OP

[ninta89]

@trololhahaxD 3 now. hes aperantly got some friends.

[mancsakacarl]

awesome dis lol, my friend messaged the prick on facefook..owned! ha haaa

[danieldaniel10]

@mancsakacarl derptard

[grekhora]

Got to see the end of it!

[manobressa2]

His profile on Facebook ahahahahaah