Youtube Poop - Jack of Blades Lost his Virginity

[flamesdemon19]

One of the gayest heroes in the mushroom kingdom indeed...

[xLupineRadiancex]

The world's first Fable poop, and possibly the best.

[Thebladegirl]

I loled the most at the ending

I won :D

[thewheelman222]

thumbs up if you still have this game. i have! :)

[GreyKarma4]

This was the true face of LUIGI, once one of the hatest heroes in all TEH MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

that made my day xD

[pikapoep]

Yeeeeeeeeeey they will all "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE"!!!!!!!!!

[TheGame14201]

"I have powers you cannot even begin to- *WHACK*"

"DIEMOTHERFUCKERDIEMOTHERFUCKE­RDIIIE!!!"

xD

[HackersOfComputers]

FUI: the mask sucks balls, you cant wear any headgear over it and its Defence is shitty on its own. SOLUTION: throw it the fuck away, because its a worthless piece of shit.

[bleachzeldaluzz]

Make more!! :DD

[RoseAfrodite1]

dragon thing~there is no picnic.

Hero~NOOO!!! YOU MUST DIE!

[GeneralJay18]

Whisper: Just walk out.

NOO!!

[jckism]

LOL cant stop laughingxD!

The mother the son the dauter the MAMA LUIGI!!!

The son the daughter the PENUS!!

xDDD

[kallonist]

Nice for the princess to invite us for a dicknick? lol

[DarkForcez2010]

Jack is Prof. Snape in TLC

[mastersting4]

"this was the true face of LUIGI, once one of the GAYest heroes in all of the MUSHROOM KINGDOM"

"it was nice for the princess to invite is over for a picnic....*clearly walking through dark, lava covered area*

[ShadowbornPoet]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF XD

[CorruptedMotives]

And probably the worst, for that matter.

[TheAdagioforTiesto]

This is fucking hilarious

haha :)

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Thewehatecenaguy "Die Motherfucker Die" by Dope

[chocoaddcition]

1:32 lol don't do it bastard, just walk out. NO! DIE MUTHA FUCKA DIE MUTHA FUCKA DIE

[chocoaddcition]

LOL! I thought this was going to be shit but its actually funny :D

[TheBigjoshdude]

hahahah that was hilarious

[XeroSpace21]

Killing Jack of Blades with one arrow reminds me of Fable 2

[Adamkafly]

mushroom kingdom

[Adamkafly]

Its my favoirit video on youtube YOU MUST DIE!

[Jimmy9599]

@Adamkafly DIE MUTHAFUCKER DIE MUTHAFUCKER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[jackofblades94]

"This was the true face of LUIGI!, once one of the gayest heroes in all the Mushroom kingdom"LOL

[rktguy]

ok im known in the neighborhood for being funny, and having a good sense of humor. but this is just fucked up, PERIOD

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@rktguy then we are in agreement!

[rktguy]

@DarkLordSelrahc awesomeness :D

[Xemnort2x]

@DarkLordSelrahc what whould bier rose say if you killed the guild master but dident kill her

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Xemnort2x I actually don't know, I kill them all if I'm evil. lol

[MsDirtyQwerty]

FUCK i only played Fable:TLC for PC some assy assholes decided to make fable an XBOX exclusive fuckers i dont have monney for XBOX aff

[KaptainKrunchmeister]

I didn't like his lower voice pitch in Fable but the Fable TLC voice actor was good.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@KaptainKrunchmeister it's the same voice actor, but slightly tweaked for TLC

[deatheclipse123]

@DarkLordSelrahc becoz he sounded pretty gay in the first one

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@deatheclipse123 actually, they tweaked Jack's voice so he could better fit the character history they gave him during TLC and the Tales of Albion. I personally prefer Jack's older voice because it adds a mysterious tone to him, and it could be used for comedic effect.

[Jimmy9599]

@deatheclipse123 BEYOND GAY!!!!!!!!!!



[PhillyAssassinX]

This is tha Fable i kno and love, they have destroyed fable i hate two nd three

[omgprinniesdood]

what is the "bonus prize" for killing whisper?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@omgprinniesdood lotsa moneys

[leishify]

@DarkLordSelrahc No. Lotsa spagetti!

[ler0ytjee]

@omgprinniesdood over 9000!

[ilovemonkeyos]

@omgprinniesdood  $10,000 for killing Whisper. :P

[Swordofswordom]

"I WON!" I would seriously laugh if the hero did that in the end of the game.

[ikovicu]

it burnsss

[xIReaver]

youtube poops are so shit

[noob7helperataq]

Totally right the TLC VOICE WAY MUCH cOOLER!

[pectusnoctem]

I miss Jack.

He was waaaay cooler than all the other shitty Fable villains.

D:

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@pectusnoctem the Crawler from Fable 3 was cool, but I miss Jack, he was the best!

[noob7helperataq]

@pectusnoctem I agree

[Alcamest100]

@pectusnoctem he wasnt in fable two?

[ler0ytjee]

@pectusnoctem yea cooler than lucien cooler than logan and 50% cooler than the crawler

[BlooDragon009]

@pectusnoctem the crawler isnt too bad.

[plushieboy1234]

@pectusnoctem he atleast put up a good fight unlike lucien and the shadow thingy.

[TheDJhobo]

@pectusnoctem you kow what i have to say to that die muthafucker die :)

[786SalamKhan]

@pectusnoctem Definately! Which makes me wonder if Jack was weaker than the rest of the court, how great would the Knight of Blades and Queen of Blades been? They should make a prequal with William Black(the 1st Archon) being able to fight Dragons, Demons and Balvorns(the Oracle mentions them).

Or how about making and alternate timeline(like Zelda canon) where the antagonist is the 'Dark Duke Sebilis'?(Read one of the Lychfield Gravestones where it mentions something like "his terror has ended")

[omnumnumvideos]

hahahaha

[toastersstoast]

When I first saw the name i said "Nooooooo" cuz see I thought I would be the first one to make a fable poop. But I think you did it more justice than i could have so to you i say kudos and congrats.

[Burninghay]

Fuck everyone that says Jack's voice was better in TLC. Honestly, just because he's a bad guy he has to have a hurrdurr so evil voice, right?

By the way, awful video.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Burninghay well, you can't please everyone.

[RyanKaufman]

@Burninghay Wow you're just full of complaints aren't you? How's about, Jack was better with the lighter voice, than as a dragon with the darker one? Or is compromise too below your greatness? I mean after all, your opinion is the law of the land.

[RandTcreations]

@Burninghay finaly someone with some sense. jack's old voice sounded way better, it made him sound more sinister

[wiffleballbat123]

@Burninghay i liked his voice in the original fable because he sounded sorta like Hannibal Lecter.

[PhillyAssassinX]

there is on picnic? NOOO!!!

[sErgEantaEgis12]

''No!Not into the pit!It burns!!''

[Jimster185]

I swear I'm shitting myself!

[wowisagaygame]

Ok when you have fable the lost chapters jack of blades comes back to life after you kill him once and hes the dragon and hes actually fairly easy to kill..... funny video also. X.D

[Jimster185]

@wowisagaygame His dragon form IS easy.... but its hard to ward off the Minions and Summoners.

[emeraldthechao174]

Why does Jack sound like a pussy? Is it just on the xbox version? On the PC one is sounds badass.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@emeraldthechao174 in Fable: the Lost Chapters, Jack's voice sounds darker. I like to use Jack's original voice in my poops mostly because it sounds funnier.

[SuperTeHn]

@emeraldthechao174 i liked jacks old voice, yeah he might've sounded like a little creep/ pedophile however it added scariness to the game, would you like to hear that voice in the dark?because i definately wouldn't! :)

[Jackistantucool]

lolzzzzz



[Calxeno]

Youtube poop...far...too...much LUGI and ZELDA!!! IT BUUURRNNNNSSS!! - Funny vid tho xD

[Zippy19891]

LOL

[OMGmaster123]

Wear me.... and I will make your face the greatest in Coradi!!!! lol i love that part, that and when he kills guildmaster.

[ArticWolfJ]

Whaha, nice job dood xP. "This is the face of luigi, once on of the gayest heros in... The mushroom kingom!" Lawz, and this one: "I have returned after an eternity of fucking gay luigi!" Lol, funniest parts =3

[StitchLovesJumba]

I love Fable, great story and sexy man :3

[jarostone]

the mother the penis and the sword WTF

[madcat789]

Wow,so true.

[XxFr3shTiLDeathxX]

haha what the fuck?

[StitchLovesJumba]

I love the game

[thespstefan]

i wish this lasted forever :C

[LassOriginal]

The mother, the son, the DOTA?

[breynolds1337]

notice how before he lost his virginity his voice was high pitched xD

[canadaislive]

his official voice is so evil you think he is a kind person at soudn but then he uses your momym as a instrumentalsickness

[benpie12]

whats that dragon in the end

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@benpie12 In Fable: The Lost Chapters, Jack of Blades reincarnates into a dragon. Dragon-Jack is the final boss.

[scottish333]

i approve of this poop

[dillpickle987]

"What a touching family reunion. The mother, the son, the daughter, the mother, the daughter, the son, the Mama Luigi, the Toast, the daughter, the mother, the Pingas... and the Sword."

[fableboy10]

very well hero hero,but i'm am no defenseless old man...i have power you can't imagine to- AGGHH!!!

well that was easy

[ExesAndOwes]

yea they made jack sound like less of a fag in tlc

[simbadas1234]

1st time i played i threw the mask away this time i put it on >:P nice vid btw

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Zombie101ipop The song was "Die Motherfucker Die" by Dope

[haloveiwer]

@DarkLordSelrahc well that was hard to figure out

[theeidam1]

that was pretty funny :D

[Nantchev]

The Lost Chapters part of the game reminds me of Northrend form WoW, whilst the sword and armous reminds me of the Lich King...

[olaf702]

I won!

[Metanator]

who here thinks jack of blades sounded cooler in TLC?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Metanator I thought that Jack of Blades sounded cool on TLC, but his original voice is much funnier to use in YTP's.

[MyGameCollection]

@DarkLordSelrahc The original was very high pitched for a bad guy but the TLC is even worse

[DJSabretooth]

die mutha f#@$*!^dieeeeeeee!!!!!!

[gerrongwapo]

fucking SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[blackmagic117117]

lol NO!

[LordZelkova]

So you kill EVERYONE and yet threw away the mask? Love your face tattoo a little too much?

[NigerianArchitect]

amazing ending

[darkninjalol666]

YOU MUST DIE! >:-(

[jaen56]

lol

[7heAre7s]

@Hellkid41

Your mother sucks in bed B-)

[XardBoy]

omg...i remember when i was playing fable as totally evil,for some reason its was so tragic and hard for me to kill the guildmaster en the other.

an experience i definetly font want to endure again.

[Emil3411]

Yeah all i do is kill the guards then go kill nostro

[DarkLordSelrahc]

Oh well, I can't please everybody.

[Emil3411]

Lol u put the song in at the right time, what is it called

[DarkLordSelrahc]

The song was "Die Motherfucker Die" by Dope

[DragonBall466]

lol bes xD it burns!!!!!!

[UlquiorraReleaseForm]

"NO NOT INTO THE PIT IT BURNS"

[MRFoise]

at first I was like -_- then I was like 0.o then I was like ^v^... great vid the end was the best "it burns" lol

[jason200089]

lol love this game, looks better on pc, higher res =  :) happy gamer

[robertdibi123]

yes but how do you get the option to kill his soul or take nostros instead

[apklet]

YOU MUST DIE! very well hero do your worst I am no defenceless old man, I have powers that you cant beginn to ahhhhh xD

[robertdibi123]

wear me ... and i will make your face the greatest incoranai lol xD

[robertdibi123]

you must die! roflmoth but what fable is that fight whit guild master

[DarkLordSelrahc]

the lost chapters

[robertdibi123]

but on what pc becuse i bet the whole game on xbox adn never fought guildmaster once

[Remusdemon]

You only kill the guildmaster if you decide to take his soul instead of taking... uh.... i forgot who's soul

[DarkLordSelrahc]

Nostro's soul.

[IRONiHonakoo]

Fucking love this

[evanescencedragon]

LOL!

[Ruairi670]

1:39 fukin funning as hell...who ever made dis video...wel done that was side splitingly funny...lol

[jorcraw]

ha ha ha ha funny shit dude die mother fucker die

[Fable2ish]

2:38

[Fable2ish]

lol the end is Funny as Hell lmaooo

[piemaster3425]

Lol you clever Bastard.

Dark Lord Selrahc

Dark Lord Charles

[DarkLordSelrahc]

Selrahc Dorl Kard

[piemaster3425]

"Don't do it BASTAHD, We agreed, just... Walk out!"

"NO!"

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIEEE!" LMAO!!

[Jimster185]

@piemaster3425 yes. it is funny.

[masterjedilink45]

how did you kill the guild master?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

You could only kill the guildmaster towards the end of The Lost Chapters.

[PurpleSeaPearl]

Rofl, at 1:57

[MerylRehgar]

lol! YOU MUST DIE! LOLZ

[TheKrazykilla7]

1:02 UN CONTROLABLE LAUGHTER!!!! XD

[TheKrazykilla7]

go ahead but im no defensless old ... AHGHHHHHh *dies* LMAO!!

[deathkid241]

this is the face of LUIGI once one onf the gayest heroes in THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

[NicoBelik123]

lol

[kskd95]

lol at 1:03

[scaryfan111]

how can i get to the dragon i cant get there

[DarkLordSelrahc]

That's only in the Lost Chapters, which has the other half of the story.

[tomyboytje]

i heard 12 times die MOTHER FUCKER DIE

[Amatenosu]

This is the real face of LUIGI! He will be a gr8est hero in MUSHROOM KINGDOM :D

You must DIE! Very Well Hero :D

Will he do it? Will he kill Whisper? Don't do it BASTARD! NO! :D

Wear me, Wear me AND I WILL MAKE YOUR(duuno :D).......NOO NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUURNS! :D

I WON :D

[DarkLordSelrahc]

If you liked this video, you should also watch my other videos.

I would recommend:

Youtube Poop - Jack of Blades Plays With Mom

Youtube Poop - Yoshi is a menace to Society

Link Almost Succeeds at Giving Tutorials but Ultimately Fails

[RottenPineapples]

You should make one for Fable 2.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

I was thinking about making a Fable 2 one about Duke Onkled on the Spire, but I need a DVD Recorder for that.

[Amatenosu]

@DarkLordSelrahc Subscriben, this is just awesome! :)

[xXfreakbotXx]

DIE MTF DIE

XD

[blackchidori2332]

wtf

[xXfreakbotXx]

Best game in my opinion

[master4441]

i wore it lol

[matt50k]

"But mi lady", THunder Says, " Hes nothing but a --" "Bastard," says thunder, using whispers voice LOLOL!

[ZYOS117]

"Very well hero do your worst i'm no defencess old man I have powers that you can't begin to ..argh!!" Die motherfuckerDiemotherfuckerDie­.

I can't stop laughing =P

[Ether165]

those legend of zelda scenes about making your face the greatest, and not into the pit...

it's almost like they were MADE to become a parody for this game someday xD

[stinger324]

Dont do it bastard Just walk out

NO!

smash (Violence)

YAY!

[TheGuerillaTactics]

Die mothafucka.

[Rhoten666]

nooo not into the pit it burns!!!

I win!!

[Pestocrac]

best poop ever

[sammi306]

lol

[Trisscarr]

This is so random