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  • is the lost goalkeeper high?

  • I don't know where you come from, but where I am, we call that Soccer... (Facepalm)

  • @ph3n0m3n0nph3n0m3n0n USA? Lol We used to call it Soccer where I come from then changed it to football, which is, of course the better name for it. :D

  • Umm soccer is for gay mexicans •_•

  • 5 SWITCH WITH 1

  • wheres Heskey morelike

  • The commentator on no.3 " ronaldinho, watch and learn " LOL

  • Oh god xD i play keeper...so glad I've never done anything this bad

  • thats why keepers shouldnt be field players :D

  • LOL at no.1

  • the reaction of his teammates was priceless man (number2) lool they got a heart attack..i would of fucked him up lol.

  • number 2 and number 1 both look like they did that intentionally. #2 looked like he planned that from the jump and then acted like he messed up and #1 looked like he saw the guy coming and set him up and pretended to be confused. I call shenanigans! #1 could have been an accident but not #2 no way. They weren't in the middle of a long play to get confused, the ball was in play for two seconds for a penalty and he drilled it right in. That was on purpose and then he just did the "oh damn" move

  • #4 and 1

  • number 1 is so funny

  • no1 was a drunk goal keeper who came out of the pub

  • number 5 is from the israeli television

  • did you now if you pause at any time during the video and press up arrow and left arrow at the same time you can play snake.Try it it actually works

  • number 3 and 2 are hilarious!!hahahaha

  • lol #1 is the stupidest goalkeeper EVER!!!

  • number 1 was the best that was epic

  • hahhahahah #3 was the best i think

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  • so funny

  • far out number 1! does the goalie think the ball can fucking move for itself or something. hes like, 'where has that ball got to?'

  • The fuck was he thinking? (#1)

  • lol

  • call it soccer fuckface you made me look at this for no shit....people that play soccer are field fairies you fuck nut

  • the most embarassing is when u score an own goal OR u concede a silly goal by being a goalie

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  • Respond to this video... its a lie i read it like a lotta times nthin happens

  • wat shudnt number 4 be offsides?

  • @callofdutyboy3 No, because the ball comes from a player of the other team.

  • @callofdutyboy3 er because the goalie was the one that touched it last.... not his team mate... do you know anything about soccer?

  • @jtaylor90 But he came offsides and yes i kno about soccer it was a question u douche i play varsity high school soccer it was 1 good damn question

  • @callofdutyboy3 haha wow chill out man...

  • Wheres Rooney's Birth??????

  • 0:31 Bad :D

  • #4 was a twat.

  • number 1 proves koreans cant play football.

  • Number one is an epic, magical moment! 

  • number 3 its the most embarssing moment for the kicker and the goalie!

  • the scorer in no.4 must be trolling his ass off

  • I really hope these goalies were fired.

  • 13 min long funny accidents vid

    watch?v=fYXyLolo1to

  • No 4 is the best!! LMAO!!

  • N1 was very dope

  • thanks for not using 009 sound system or any other awful techno shit for your compilation video, you are a good human being.

  • roooooooooooooooooooooooofl number 2, lmfao!

  • Number 2 was HORRIBLE

  • number 5

  • Where's Ashley 'can't keep it in his trousers' Cole

  • #2 RETARD

  • the 2nd one

  • What the fuck O

  • loooooooooooooooooool the last one. How?!??! how is that possible?? he forgot where the ball was hahahahhahahahah

  • no.2 Great save

    Keeper when heard the applause: Im so goood. Imma try shoot

    *puts the ball down

    Striker: SUCKEERRRR

  • the goal keeper of the final one logged in using 48 different user-names and disliked this video

  • its 5 mins and i am still laughing at the last one

  • i would have miss the last gol..that was too embarrassing !

  • new one with torres

  • 1:10 everyone gets mad and 1 guy parays

  • Number 1,he acts like a bug in fifa lol

  • Number 1,he acts like a bug in fifa lol

  • Where's Torres?????????????

  • @pherkisiano This was made in 2008. Torres didn't even play for Chelsea then idiot

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  • @pherkisiano Add this video = 2008

    misses Torres = 2011

  • @pherkisiano  upload 2008 you knob

  • number 2 and 1 is freakin funny

  • 1:10 thumbs up for crazy ass curve

  • 1:10 Was like this is how its done Bitch !

  • couldn't help laughing at number 1

  • @MrT3m3

    like drenthe 

  • RONALDINHO watch'n'learn!!!

    

  • isnt it Futbol?

  • last one ,goalkeeper"omg where is the ball "  striker " the ball is in your asshole"

  • .53 omg i cant never do dat hahhahahhaa

  • .30 striker to goalkeeper "dumbass"

  • That was firkin hilarious when the dude kicked the ball and it hit his face!

  • @Cornell2110 great comment

  • Nr.2 is best owngoal of 20th and 21st century!

  • I like how all the players died at 1:10

  • number 2. was of the best own goal in the history

  • Haha i felt down my chair when i saw number 2

  • nr.1

    

  • 0:12 Hikke Dakka Du

  • Nr. 1 of course was sick. :) thats why it was nr. One.

    i can´t stop laughing.

  • definitely number 1

    

  • No. 2 is an asshole

  • haha, last one looked like a clip from fifa 11 gameplay...

  • Same numb 4 . MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA

  • was #1 drunk?

  • I died on number 4. watched it so many times, doesn't get old. Number 3 was hilarious, and number 2 was tragic LOL.

  • 1:06 awkward turtle?

  • lol told you guys, black people are sneaky ;)

  • I died by seeing no.2

    I literally cried for no.1

  • i dont even know what number 1 guy was thinking, like seriously what the fuck is he doing!!!???

  • @merkerface

    it looks like he was trying to fake the other guy out, and meant to take the ball with him when he ran but didn't xDD

  • i feel sorry for the players that messed up ;D

  • busquets dives

  • busquet dives

  • number 1 is very very funny....

  • number 3 is classic

    number 2 half the team died

    number 1 the goalie thought he saw a ghost on the other side

  • the number five is not embarassing it's amazing..hehe

  • who is number one????? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk

    

  • 0:17 wasnt a goal right...?

  • @funkymonkeybabywoot of course it was?? ;D

  • shay given is da only Irishman who don't know where Dublin is.....haha

  • number 1 oh my gosh, u made my whole week! LLLLMMMAAAAOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • Paul Robinson mistake against Croatia 

  • number 2 is the best EVER!!!IN THE WORLD!!!=)

  • That's not football! Its soccer!

  • @singe0diabolique soccer is a stupid name just like you

  • "Ronaldinho watch and learn" lol :P

  • hahaha darrrloooooo!

  • Number 2 would be worst if he was the one that caused the penalty..probably he was thats why half of his own team go to the floor!!!

  • Dumb-ass goalies...

  • lol wtf is wrong with no. 1? i know he got cut

  • 1:23 demonic voice

  • i bet its happened to all of us at sumtime or will eventually

  • I think number one wa in north korea, they arranged the match and they didnt end up well, so he had to make a goal out of nothing

  • #3 made me laugh my ass off

  • lmfao , i enjoyed every single second of it :) WHAT AN EPIC FAIL ! :P

  • wtf! no.1 hahahahaha!!

  • Hahaha 0:53 Ronaldinho watch and learn...

  • @mrjallaer He is in his 5million pound house fuckin his gf, and your in your house fucking your hand you fat twat

  • @McGuireHD At least I own a house... 

  • Why do they even have goalies?

  • This is awkward.

  • 2. its like... i gonna put the ball down shoot it away or, just let that guy behind take it and put it in my own goal. and the number 4 is like. the withe one said '' god damn it i missed '' and then the black one said '' ill help you ''............. number 5. the keeper said '' hi i gonna play confused so, just take the ball and put it in my goal bro. that are what friends are here to do.

  • 2. its like... i gonna put the ball down shoot it away or, just let that guy behind take it and put it in my own goal. and the number 4 is like. the withe one said '' god damn it i missed '' and then the black one said '' ill help you ''.............

  • 2. its like... i gonna put the ball down shoot it away or, just let that guy behind take it and put it in my own goal.

  • loooooool at number win 

  • note the user said he will make this into a top 10 but he posted this in Aug 6 2008 hmmmm??

  • @DJMonstaElectric Maybe he died...

  • in what basis you guys rank this kinda shit... since last week I am noting that everything is being ranked... Top 5 that Top 10 this... they are all embarrassing moment but associated with teams LOL not football.

    And are equally embarrassing for who had them :(

  • #2 is the most terrible own goal ever . Bet he was fired after that

  • @TheWayneloh

    or killed !

  • man there are some doosh players out there...... LOL

  • number 2 is my favourite its so funny

  • #3 & 5!!!! LMAO

  • #2. what the hell was he thinking

  • 1:17 messi had eclaire!?

  • #2.Is this what you was trying! LOL

  • no.1 is on drugs

  • @gerald9186

    Dude the last one is on some hard drugs...

  • the penalty is the best..what a nice goal!

  • at 1:10 *player misses*

    defender: let me show you how its done....

    smashes it to the top corner looool XD

  • @Q8RedDevil91 the only original line in that comment was the bottom one.

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha number 1 very funny.

  • @GoldenArrow222

    Fuck off you irritating illiterate incest American fuck, you honestly don't know how annoying you are. The whole World plays in the world cup because over billion people play and enjoy football. While 'American Football' is only played in America because no one else wants to play such a bullshit and pointless game.

  • Stupid fucking people arguing over sports. Both sides are too inbred and retarded to simply enjoy what they find entertaining, instead have to compare each and proclaim one better.

  • most embarrasing? i think is most stupid...

  • I absolutely,positively, without a doubt, LOVEEE reading the battles in the comments =D! ahaha no offense to anyone, but they all made interesting reading =]

  • no.2 is so funny in slow-motion and no.1 -the keeper was like...oh yeah..i'll show them my skills...oh yeah..how's this 1 and then....pause...shit..

  • no.2 is so funny in slow-motion

  • I LOL'd so hard at 3 xD

  • @vrobin4 i was at that game , honestly no joke, the guy broke his nose when he did it as well ahahha

  • #3 "ronaldinho watch and learn" lmfao

  • I really don't see a point to all the arguments. If you break it down futbol and football are the same in a lot of ways. In both sports,the coach is the strategist and the players are basically pawns. To win you have to accumulate points by taking a ball to one end of the field to the other ( yes in one the area of which you can score is a lot smaller than the other). Lastly there are only a few exceptional players that use their brains in both sports, and those are the great ones.

    Don't get

  • hahahahaahahahhaahahahahahhaha nr 1

    i guess retardation really is a sickness :o

  • I seriously LOVE nr 4 XDDD

  • isn't #4 off sides?

  • @ums1002

    umm no.. he didnt get a pass. the goalie just dropped it down and it was in action

  • fuck ur panzy ass soccer...nobody likes this shit anyways...

    ill be waiting for all your rager comments, since 99% of the world loves football.

  • @TreatinAllYouHaters

    99% loves football because it is the sport of the world, you call your championship the World Series,yet the imposter of Football(basically a fag version of rugby)is only famous in USA, unlike the FIFA world cup that's a global event.I never heard of an Association that organizes a European Cup, a Copa Africa, etc.Also the excuse to call it football is stupid(1 ft long-.-)yet all sports have names that relate to the way they are played and not to the diameter of the ball.

  • @KonboobieTrojax just kidding bro i got respect for football...if you read the second line you would know im just kidding

  • @KonboobieTrojax First of all, you're jumping all over the board with our sports. You went from soccer, to baseball then football. So, i'm confused, are you saying our football championship is called the World Series? Because no, it's not. And not all sports have names that relate to the way they're played. Tell me how rugby pertains to the way its played? You get rug burns from dry humping guys up and down the field?

  • Robert green should be #1 from the world cup 2010 mistake 

  • number 4 was so funny lol

  • @HansFelterlot its actually "futbol" fuck face and before u say something about football say it to one of our faces because we'd fuck you up

  • @5625624 no thats the spanish for football dickface but still "we'd fuck you up", you americans are hilarious, the minute your "sport" gets called into question you get all agro just cause you know you all suck at real sports so you invent some instead

  • @lacoste10156 Haha, ok. I think we need to get this guy some help. I think if wait longer he wont remember how to breath. You truly are the epitome of arrogance and stupidity.

  • @supermario0192837465 I can only think of ONE world sport Americans compete with the rest of the world, Rugby (you have Football), "Soccer" (you give up at age 10 - think "soccer moms"), Cricket (you have baseball), Hockey...you improve it by wearing huge pads and kicking the shit out of each other, Motorsport (you get one good driver every 20 years or so), Tennis, so you get left with....Golf and even then a British players World no. 1 and 2 after Tiger Woods fall from glory

  • @supermario0192837465 oops my mistake....i mis-read what you wrote, ignore that last post haha

  • I vote for number 2.

    

  • @HansFelterlot sorry, for a moment I almost forgot about WWII.

  • HEY WHO THE FUCK CARES. STOP ARGUING FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUING!

  • your all gay for starting up an arguement, to be honist im british and football is boring so is american football yanks try abit of rugby oh shit we already tryed it with the us army in iraq they couldent hack it puff dint wanna play without body armour on set of gays sorry america you guys are weak steroid munching, fast food eating, blue on blue shooting wankers...