Now your Embarrassing your self you geriatric fuck, two things you keep your liver spotted hands of my beautiful mother she's a saint and then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 or I'm gonna shove on of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of you small intestine as it produces SHIT!
"Two Things! You keep your liver spotted hands off my Mother! She is a SAINT! Then you sit down and write Dale And Brennan a check for Ten thousand dollars!"
I just had a guy tell me I was to young for him and he is only 29 and im 21... so I told my friend and he sent me this video... IF YOUR TO YOUNG HE IS A GERIATRIC FUCK! ... totally made my day
..Or we're gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces SHIT! xDDDDDD
hey youre embarising yourself you geriatric fuck 2 things you keep your liver spotted hands off my mother shes a saint and then you write 10000 check for dale and brennan or im gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear your small intestines as it produces SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A FURIOUS Robert whom a volatile Brennan shockingly attacks and beats in response to the former angrily furious Robert calling him an obscene name for spanking him. Laugh at 0:32-0:55, that is so funny as it makes you laugh, RICHARD JENKINS IS SUCH A SILLY GOOSE FOR spanking Ferrell, RICHARD BETTER BEAT THE HECK OUT OF FERRELL, AND RICHARD JENKINS IS VERY FOOLISH AND SILLY FOR BEATING ON FERRELL WITH AS MANY PUNCHES, AS RICHARD JENKINS MUST BE A FOOLISH HIT WHO HITS FERRELL (ha, ha, laughter) :)
his voice breaking when he says "check" just makes it so much better !
DimebagDisciple 3 weeks ago
You Jagaloons! Your failures FAILURRREEESSS!
THESNIP3RMAST3R 2 months ago
YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!
x617x 2 months ago
EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!!!!!!
mustangfan1995 2 months ago
show me them tities grandma
mike75234 4 months ago
↓ Dont mind my friend.. He get weird
humboldtwax707 5 months ago
2 people ARE NEXT, MISTER!
HumboldtBill 5 months ago
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HumboldtBill 5 months ago
FAIL - E - URS!!!!
SpiritA350 5 months ago
i always try to repeat this but i always end up laughing to hard
JeffHardyrocks09 5 months ago
2 people had a fake hearing device shoved up their ass by Will Ferrell.
DrubbingGrub 5 months ago
@DrubbingGrub They're jagaloons!
bittergunowner12 5 months ago
Dad this isn't the answer.
You're next mister
Yes Sir!
1996LiamC 5 months ago
Now your Embarrassing your self you geriatric fuck, two things you keep your liver spotted hands of my beautiful mother she's a saint and then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 or I'm gonna shove on of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of you small intestine as it produces SHIT!
theedit123 6 months ago 16
@theedit123 Thanks for typing the transcript.
Xoxinwulf 2 months ago
Jaggaloons...?
Crrazy4muziic 7 months ago
If I was an actor in this movie I wouldn't last 5 minutes, it's too funny. You geriatric fuck!
Kwheelz24 7 months ago
niggers r people 2
venomncarnage 7 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
1SmokedTurkey1 7 months ago
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Well he did it. He fucked his ass up.
HaloElitesrule 7 months ago
she laughs at :13 i couldnt have made it 5 mins in this movie without laughing
NinjaStud14 7 months ago
2 people got beaten up by Robert
RandmW0rld 8 months ago
hahahaha he takes his glasses off!!
steven426890 8 months ago
0:24 gets me everytime haha
copper40handz 9 months ago
1 more time, 0:12
Ryleam 9 months ago
what the hell is a jaggaloon?
PootieTangsBelt 9 months ago
bluhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhhh
mjndblain 9 months ago
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Krypton88 10 months ago
Keep Pressing 44, LMAO
01conor02 11 months ago 2
@01conor02 haha so good!
cykgraffles 9 months ago
Keep pressing 8 for a scene straight out of Deliverance
CyanoticFuture 11 months ago
This is utter gold, thanks for uploading this bro, saves me having to go back and fourth on the dvd lol
flea288 11 months ago
FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIL..........UUUUUURRESSS!
BRBaller1213 11 months ago
SHES A SAINT!
bobbyluo22 11 months ago
"Dad I can't believe you're being so stingy", right after they wrecked his boat...
zazazazazazaz909 1 year ago
0:15-0:19 will cryin while talkin
1995davidg 1 year ago
2 people kept their liver-spotted hands away from Brennan's beautiful mother, she's a saint.
Anonypoke 1 year ago
@Anonypoke fail
thereality619 1 year ago
youre next mister
yes sir
yankeesfan1540 1 year ago
I'll shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!
idiotsftw123 1 year ago
2 peoples boats were smashed into the rocks
08chazman08 1 year ago
hahahaha so funny
scratchneck 1 year ago
its the fucking catalina wine mixer
ilyLaura1 1 year ago
man it took me a while to find this scene
LordDrakull530 1 year ago
Or I'm gonna SHOVE one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of you small intestine as it produces....SHIT!!
gibson34mg 1 year ago 2
YOU JAGALOONS!!
bayboy36 1 year ago
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This movie is damn amazing.
VickyLover15 1 year ago
"Its a Simple Christmas Decision!"
coolguy676 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love will ferral!!!!!!!!
MrNeutralized199 1 year ago
"Two Things! You keep your liver spotted hands off my Mother! She is a SAINT! Then you sit down and write Dale And Brennan a check for Ten thousand dollars!"
coolguy676 1 year ago 3
2 people who thumbed down are justin bieber fans.
coolguy676 1 year ago 3
I fucking love this movie
darkmark2393 1 year ago
Haha this never gets old
55hawkins 1 year ago
This is the funniest bit in the movie, lmao!!!!!
jjosevski1 1 year ago
IMA SHOVE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HEARING DEVICES SO FAR UP UR ASS UR GONNA BE ABLE TO HEAR UR SMALL INTESTINE PRODUCE SHIT lol fav part
Brandonmora1 1 year ago
YOUR NEXT MISTER YOU UNDERSTAND ME
YESSIR
spacedghOst78 1 year ago 9
Dale: Dad this is not the answer!!
Dad: Your next mister!
Dale: Yes sir yes sir.
hahaha dales face.
jackspicer22 1 year ago
Your next sir! You understand me? Yes sir!
xjx2 1 year ago
I call my dad a geriatric fuck all the time (he's 60 years old)
btw lol @ jagaloons, best word ever
Gregd8888 1 year ago
he was pointing down when he was say "then you sit up there and write dale and brennon a check for $10,000" so funny
crypticreep 1 year ago
I WILL SHOVE 1 OF THOSE FAKE HEARING DEVICES SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINES AS IT PRODUCES, SHIT!
TheEnigmaWarrior 1 year ago
he lost his dinosaur.....
H3r3Com3sTh3Sun 1 year ago 2
One of the funniest movies i have ever seen! This movie will go down in the history book!
SaintsPkU 1 year ago
lmfao one of the funniest movie scenes ive seen in my life
zazazazazazaz909 1 year ago
2 geriatric fucks missed the like button
bballkid2345 1 year ago 4
You're next mister, do you understand me? Yes Sir!
namebrandaddikt 1 year ago
im gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you cvan hear the saound of you small intestine as it produces shit
jumojumo2 1 year ago
FAILURESSS!!!
TheTony316 1 year ago
I just had a guy tell me I was to young for him and he is only 29 and im 21... so I told my friend and he sent me this video... IF YOUR TO YOUNG HE IS A GERIATRIC FUCK! ... totally made my day
craziiebeep 1 year ago
you jagaloons!!
FlameAlchemist20 1 year ago
@FlameAlchemist20 haha ive called most people a jagaloon after watching this movie :)
deanest123 1 year ago
you're next mister, you understand me?? .. Yes Sir
RedzTV 1 year ago
You keep your liver spotted hands of my beautiful mother, she's a SAINT! LMAO
lolitah028 1 year ago
how would someone react too somthing like that?
XsnowboundX 1 year ago
best curse out ever
tomdabom713 1 year ago
YOUR NEXT MISTER!!!!
yes sir
roflmfao
forceflames2 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at this scene in this movie that I cried!
novemberboythomas 1 year ago
bahahahahahahahahahaha omgggg i love that part
kezkezkezkez 1 year ago
See my Final Fantasy VII Advent Children video with the dub of this audio!
sillyhatday 1 year ago
lmfao!
vividguy1 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha coolest scene ever. "You're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!!!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BazzaScrot 1 year ago
i saw this the day it came back it was funny as hell
NationGamers 1 year ago
..Or we're gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces SHIT! xDDDDDD
ILoveYourMom88 1 year ago
I like how dale becomes a little bitch and says yes sir after his dad tells him that he's next for an ass whoopin!
Tonesyxx 1 year ago
hey youre embarising yourself you geriatric fuck 2 things you keep your liver spotted hands off my mother shes a saint and then you write 10000 check for dale and brennan or im gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear your small intestines as it produces SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheUnstoppable36 1 year ago 2
rafy my arab
teejmurray 1 year ago
Best part of the entire movie. And it's one hilarious movie.
idiot4593 1 year ago
as it produces.....SHIT!!!!!!!!!
jubalate 2 years ago
Liver spotted hands, HAHAA!
fatzac86 2 years ago
fkin funniest bit in the movie
fed152 2 years ago
hahah rite a check for 10k haha
hasanumut123456789 2 years ago
"Geriatric-fuck"
Amazing word.
unlikelyvillian 2 years ago 4
Robert better not get in my face... cause I will drop that motherfucker!
bwire92 2 years ago
We'll shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass.. you can hear your small intestines as it produces... SHIT! xDDD
Chemicgen1 2 years ago
that made me cry
noblebeast5 1 year ago
BEST PART OF THE MOVIE!
TheOnlyDummkopf 2 years ago
"GERIATRIC FUCK"
Phrase of the day, everyday.
TheMuffinMan477 2 years ago
"You're next, mister. You understand me?!"
"Yes, sir."
Funniest part!
jfkjrlover 2 years ago 3
faaaiiillll yuuuuurrs!
spac3blubb3r 2 years ago
The way he said geriatric fuck... hahahahahaahahahaha
fz92 2 years ago 4
LMFAO BEST SCENE EVER!!!!! I find myself repeating this verbatim at work when I'm alone in the office :-x. YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!
junge1984 2 years ago 42
@junge1984 Dude I recorded this and play it on my ipod in the car full bull in town lol
flea288 11 months ago
xD omfg this movie is the fukin funniest shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MichaelMyersFan666 2 years ago 5
this part has some of the most funniest quotes in lmao!
iLoveTheCheese11 2 years ago 5
0:20-0-24 Will's voice cracks LMAO!!
peicurler91 2 years ago 21
haha.. "Faillllll...uressss!!"
ultramegaunknown 2 years ago 3
jagaloons lmao
jimmymack94 2 years ago 3
Lmao, "you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces.. SHIT!"
DPo0ch 2 years ago 2
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A FURIOUS Robert whom a volatile Brennan shockingly attacks and beats in response to the former angrily furious Robert calling him an obscene name for spanking him. Laugh at 0:32-0:55, that is so funny as it makes you laugh, RICHARD JENKINS IS SUCH A SILLY GOOSE FOR spanking Ferrell, RICHARD BETTER BEAT THE HECK OUT OF FERRELL, AND RICHARD JENKINS IS VERY FOOLISH AND SILLY FOR BEATING ON FERRELL WITH AS MANY PUNCHES, AS RICHARD JENKINS MUST BE A FOOLISH HIT WHO HITS FERRELL (ha, ha, laughter) :)
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COWBOYMACLEOD 2 years ago
wtf ar u talkin about
paulies567 2 years ago
DAD THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaa
terrorofsesameST 2 years ago
LOL...."I can't believe you're being so stingy"...Right after they destroyed his boat.
redgalaxy4 2 years ago 5
My favorite part of the movie XD
CortSether 2 years ago
I watched this three times yesterday. Hahaha. It gets funnier each time.
ttelmaamlett15 2 years ago
I like how Will Ferrel is like 4 inches taller than his dad LOL
KrnBlackWannabe 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!! God I had to come back n watch again!!! I have a disgusting obsession w/ Step Brothers
terrorofsesameST 2 years ago
"you're next mister, you understand me!?"
"yes sir"
elcurly117 2 years ago 3
one of the best scenes
"and then you sit down and write Dale and Brennan a check for $10 000"
LOLOLOL
jeanmalan 2 years ago
this stuff is so funny, :) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. YOU FUCKIN JAGALOONS
DarkKnight71509 2 years ago 2
i memorized this hole seen lol
Skateislife88 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Awh fuck....this movie is a hoot!
terrorofsesameST 3 years ago
YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!
YepiKiYay 3 years ago
The best scene is when Robert says that they are FAILLLLLUUUUUUREESSSSS! LOL
Majstor29 3 years ago 3
i love the pause he takes" as it produces, SHIT!!
BaPeZtaBiTcHez 3 years ago
YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!
CABBAGEWHORE 3 years ago 5
LMAO..BEST PART EVER
maricon187 3 years ago
fav scene
thereality619 3 years ago
its a simple business decision
Jackk72 3 years ago
hahaha soooo good
Jackk72 3 years ago
This is my favorite scene in the movie
thedarkdomino 3 years ago
i am going to shove that fake hearing device so far up your ass you can hear your small intestine as it produces SHIT!! hahaha LMAO
igocrazy4thesimpsons 3 years ago 3
you geriatric fuck
benmillin 3 years ago
absoloutly awesome
benmillin 3 years ago
lmfaooooooo
FROMxHELL 3 years ago