V-Day

[TheArtistRiley]

I love hearing your childhood stories about bitch girls who didn't like you.

[Tahg015]

Your so burnt :) I love watching your videos :)

[13draculaura]

lol thats dark

[LovinMyJayJay]

well then.... i never knew he could look so sexy mad XD

[ryuzakilawlight]

okaay..why did i wake up in 8:30 am to find myself desireing to watch Daadadaniel? O_o" *keep on the good work mate*

p.s.I didn't even go to school to watch :D:D:D:D:D

[marinalovesbb]

The three people who dislike this... Danny will bathe in their blood while they are dying from smoke inhalation and the corpses of their burning children.

[marinalovesbb]

Watch 0 through 11. It freaking killed me!!!!!

[shdow14629]

lol I am totally amused at how everyone ignores the actual video purpose...be my valentine, gradual?

[IrEnEsceneShuffler]

thumps up if you belive in real love and stuff but u still continue watching this vid:P

[princessbelalovesyou]

you would be a good stripper ;) hehe !!!

[paulxx2012]

hahhahah :) god such a legend!!!!!!! he acc laughed at himself i this video :D :L love him.

[MsBeiberYo]

I love how some people never lose the child inside them -3

[EpicRainbowLollipop]

gahahahahha

[PinksBiggestFan92]

Be my valentine for 2012? :D

[aysharpietwintip13]

I'd fuck you in the third grade, if i were a girl, and we weren't in the third grade, and i liked boys, i really shouldn't be talking anymore, I'M NOT A GAY GUY YOU GAY GUY!!!!

[GRUNGEpunk101]

Aww ): I'd give you valentine cards danny!

[xweesnawx8x]

Amazing.

[bydamouf]

I can imagine this is true.

[CountryKindaGirlDezi]

your so fuckin funny i just discoverd you today

[beccatostitos]

That valentine to mollie actually made me laugh so hard.

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

Danny I love you and in the third grade I would have totally removed my training bra in front of you on valentine's day... I would have done dirty things with that barbie head.... see it just wasn't the right girl! LOL true love ftw

[epicNoahthegreat]

i have officially watched every vid from the gradualreport

[epicNoahthegreat]

lol

[KiIIerEIite]

I jumped back against my chair when he said LADI DEE DI DAAA.... I knocked some glasses over...

[ilislam4121]

You fucking cunt,

When i gonna take over the world , your gonna wish you fucke'd me back when you had the chance in the 3 th grade ...........hahahah xD fucking awsome

[teenmetalfreak3]

FUCK these are making me laugh so hard!!!

[redneck9896]

funny fuckin shit dude lol

[AudreytheJungleGirl]

i believe in true love

i watched this anyway

i feel rebellious

and sad

[mgoodin1973]

Danny, where do you get the balls?

My god, it's within me.

If I only had the courage.

I'm crazy enough

but something is lacking

balls

o my

[iTouchNoDrugs]

I was eating nerds when you mentioned the part about putting barbie heads in the girls' baskets.

I laughed so hard nerds flew up and out of my nose.

I hate you.

[seabuiscuitfan09]

lol danny is so funny!!!!

[joheels12]

Danny got laid after this video.... once again.

[helana980]

Molly you fucking cunt(;

[PurpleRaven1992]

LMFAO omg your crazy. I love it. You Rule!!

[lavapimple]

XD AHAHAHAHAH !!!!!

[ZEOluvescheese]

ABS? does he have abs?! i want to know if he has abs!!!!!!!!

[Zakon1997]

you remind me of house. :)

[smkncrs919]

oh god i'm the 66,666 viewer D:

[shookle]

someone watches the simpsons...

[oliverandbailey]

Suck lick

[rangerdaggot]

bahhahaha

[cocokittyy]

i love you danny :x

[sophie652068]

um... i was a little creeped out by that but i still luv ya danny

[jiyumes]

Valentines day sucked for me as well.

[Breadsandwhich]

:O dont you mean c u next tuesday!

[kaboose1994]

Wait.. you kept the card? xD lol

[vakuzar]

im soooo using this next valentines =D

[LookAtMyFuckingName]

lol

[Booknet861]

Danny, will you marry me?

[kayleighcamper]

I love your laugh!!!!! I could say that 100 times and still mean it;) xox

[FlameGirl7271]

1: Ill be your valentine!

and 2: you should make a vid on how to deal with back stabbing, two faced whores who used to be your friend.

[thereisLOVEinrain]

AWWWWW at first it looked like he was gonna cry at the end but then he laughed.

awww Danny. I'll be your valentine 8(

[develpala]

u need help!!!!!!!!!!!



[APerfectTOOL9999]

lol pause and press 5

[PriincessDaiisyGiirl]

Finally couldn't hold in your laughter at yourself? XD I don't blame you!

[koolestpersonever10]

Why does it look like he was crying?

[tofu2100]

Pervert!!!!!!

Haha teehee giggle

[carashines1]

And she sooo digged you!

[carashines1]

Your laugh is awesome!!!! It's so cute!!!!!

[Tehkina]

LADIDIDIDAA xD I wish I was ur valentine, but you're waay older than moi here. Eww. Still love yah. Like a uncle. That I love alot more than my other uncles! :P

[dancing2thebeat1]

@Tehkina like an uncle thats uh weird

[Tehkina]

@dancing2thebeat1 Lmao! I was just being stupid.

[FlyGonzales63]

Hahahahaha he's fuckin funny and creepy at the same time

[nagarablackheart]

Crazy man haha funny as hell the laugh creeped the shiz out off me!

[Jeepgrl1123]

I want to be your valentine!!!!!!!!!

[thezombiekiller200]

hat girl that wrote that is such a plz at this time take your childern out of the room or cover ther eyes before you read this is a blllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeppppppppppppppppp.

jk shes a bitch

[nirvanafoo98]

feelin a little depressed......so i decided to watch the Gradual Report :)))))

[wegetitpoppinb00123]

hahaha!!!all of the show are hilarious!!!!!i choo choo choose u!!!hahaha!!!

[bryceman25]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH­A!!!!! CANT HAHAHA STOP HAHAHAHAHHAA LAUGHIN HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL *GRASPS CHEST AND FALLS BACKWORDS*

[rand0mn33ss]

ahaha, the little laugh at the end is cute <3

[bebe4235]

Danny!! You remind me of Brad Garrett! Just thought id let you know!

[MICKYD2296]

lol danny actually laughed at himself in this vid

[tigereyes141]

Danny is sexy *mvuah*

[bydamouf]

The beginning killed me! (: LOL

[AlicexJuliusxx]

0:00-0:014 ... LOL

[123dingfriesaredone]

Oh dan-dan!!!! Ill be yuh valentine!!!!! Let meh make sure its okay with mah boyfriend first.

[ladygaga19ify]

i did not write like that when i was in 3rd grade... i wrote sumthing like this;

one day i belive that the unicorns will rule over the nachos. but not because they like cheese, its because they could use their horn to feed other poeple so their hands wont get dirty

[Rickmart96]

you're so messed up. i love it :D

[MsCellobass]

Arent u sick

[mockingbird307]

Is this true?! :p

[PiTViPer9000]

Notice this vido was made 3 years ago and were still comenting

[msepictacos]

la de de de daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a XD

[C0reVirus]

Ok, this report was rather creepy...

And I loved it.

[VENDOG996]

Come to my house Danny now

[a518b]

I loved the end...

Your laughs are so cute :D :D

[babyangelcakex]

@a518b i know arnt they :)

[xxcozzybearx]

@a518b IKR :) hehe i wish i could laugh like that and get away with it lol

[babyangelcakex]

thats abit strong !!! 1:14 till 2:15

[chaznfraz07]

haha, hes a nutcase lmao

[babyangelcakex]

@chaznfraz07 ik lol

[pandasawesome]

HAHAHAHAHA THE SINGING AT THE START IS SO CUTE I CRACKED UP!!!!!!

la de de de da, la de de de da.

[iLaughCuziTsFunnyXD]

OMMMGGGG I LOVE THE SINGING AT THE BEGINNING!!! Ill be your valentine

[Qualtis]

Aw pet you will get your true girlfriend one day im shure...But before you meet her have many many great dates ..............and breakfast with them... thats all for now have a good one bye

[joheels12]

I dont know how much pussy danny gets, nor do i know if danny makes those faces during sex, but i wanna be just like em!! xD

[3Snorkette4]

gol-ly! this video was ...crazy!

[theamericanmetalhead]

haaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa lmao 1:46 to 2:23 almost pissed

[lavafied]

lol love the singing in the beginning!!

[kiyokoha]

1:55 - 2:14 LMAO!!!

[shortininja]

After listening to the card he wrote the singing went from funny to straight up fucking creepy!!

[alyssaradcliffe]

Danny ill be your valentine!!!

[TheCoolster21]

kinda creepy at 00:7 but cool video

[TheCoolster21]

kinda creepy at 00:7

[ShortStuff1316]

Wow, if all the videos I have seen this is one if my favorites hahahah

[ODSTtherokie]

Damn girl pissed you off.

I would have said the same thing

[MrAntojin]

Danny, you REALLY had a fucked-up mine bro... KEPP THE NCE WORK UP!!

[ceilingcatlover1331]

wow, that chick must be completely bonkers in the head to say that to you. <3

[Peaceintheeastnow]

Poor Danny. I'll love you.

[gigglemetaylor]

.....why is it that you feel like you need to remove your clothes in every episode? haha

[Lkenmaner]

Why did I watch this shit?

[Twixx7953]

La-di-di-di-daa :D

[TheBaby201016]

It's almost v-day again.... I LOVE YOU DANNY

[rrachas94]

I'll be your valentine if you'll be mine?

[MexiicanLizzie]

"Bugger Off!"

"You Fukkin CUNT, when i take over the world your wanna wish

you fukked me bakk when u had the chance in the third grade"

LMAO Oh my GOD i Almost Died During that part :D !

[thedevilsmistress13]

I'll be ur valentine!!!! Even though it's January

[xlovelivelifex]

do a video about christmas :)

[Crimzoid21]

HAHA PAUSE AT 1:46!

[burgerboy3000]

Chicken Tandoori!

[2009DanielWright]

BEST COMEBACK EVER! :D

[asbirdsdo]

Nice to know that you decided to keep that for about 20 years.

[domifiyed23]

@asbirdsdo lmao dumbass like a 3rd grader is conna say something like that

[asbirdsdo]

@domifiyed23 Are you saying Danny's a liar! D8

[domifiyed23]

@asbirdsdo lol noo i belive him cuz he seems like the type of person that those kinds of things would happen to i just dont think a third grader would know those words lol

[TheWerture]

do one about where you grew up!

[Neosin1]

Now that bitch is regretting it Danny I vote u for aus pm lol

[Fallen5856]

PENIS!!!

[alexsamuraiuuu]

U crazy son of a **** u are Legendary!!!! xD

[junior17111rswoot]

1:55 made me laugh till i couldn't breath =')

danny, your awsome XD

[crazyperson1093]

lol. i loved this. amazing. what was the picture of??

[uzvisheni]

Brilliant choice of words on the letter Danny :D

wooaahhhh

[floraoptica]

I wish I was your valentine Danny, I love you and I'm a guy.

[ThePixalation]

Why is it, every video has someone saying the people who clicked did it for a really gay reason? They didnt like the video, thats that, get over it

[UrAliceOfHearts]

@ThePixalation ikr there's no need for people to put that stuff i mean if some one didn't like it then leave it be

[ScoutGrunty]

35 people who beleive in true love clicked dislike

[ThePixalation]

@ScoutGrunty or they didnt like the video anyways?

[jazeffect]

hahaah i love it when you laugh

[Snipes4Fun]

So at first I was like v-day, is that veterans day? Then I was thinking maybe victory in europe day, but then I'm like what that's e-day....maybe. Idk. But that made me wanna see what v day was. And im glad I did. Cause I laughed. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[sk1ller0]

One of your funniest videos xD I laughed so hard

[sasha59531]

i love how he laughed at the end lol

[RTWfan1234]

so sad.. and yet, so funny

[MusicGirl4Everever]

i put the bit at the start when he sings onto my ipod......such lovely music.

[deadgirl82]

The best bit of that vid is at the end-When he's dying to laugh!!!

[crypto113]

Someones got issues.. :D

[iitzZzSourbXtCh]

awwww lmaoo

yuhh shoulld show us wut yuhh looked like when yuhh were a lil kid<3

nd lmao yes its rlly just about the chocolate

since my valentines are always crappy yuhh should be my nxt lmao

[Zstarr94]

Made my day... Enough said. Agreed? lol

[07oLiVeS23]

ur sooo weird but funny haha

[zendarkshadow24]

Your Amazing dawG!!!

Very kewll!!,,,

best comedian ever!!!

[SelestineAngel]

Nice one, Sir ... Show her Vengeance-Day :D

[xxl606]

you totally owned her xD

[ImTheAsianChick13]

Lol.

You make me laugh,

then make me get into nervous laughing,

then make me laugh again! XD

[kittyloserface]

D: Aw!!! We love you Danny!

[MaxDmgX8]

lol

[Sind3r3lla175]

wow. and i wonder y u didnt find love after that...

[Crosswalker]

Happy Vile Holiday.

[janijannyjannie]

ladididaaaa ladididaaa ...

just rolled on the floor .

[kakimedragon]

I like the word "cunt". Just because it sounds funny to my ear. The way yiu said it? Priceless. In my opinion anyways.

[apocalyptor666]

your pure evil... i like that very much :D

[lilmelliexx]

you fucking cunt,

when i take over the world your going to wish you fucked me back when you had the chance, in the 3rd grade. one day im going to im going to bathe in your blood while watching you die of smoke inhalation from a fire fueled by the corpses of your burning children.

HAHAHAH LOL! freak.. :D

[zXzlegendzXz]

@lilmelliexx that part was on just as i read that comment

[babc333]

if molly is still alive i know she is she must be angry and want to sue your fucking ballsack

[nikola1389]

if u r reading this,real story or??

really would like 2 know...

[Nattitattat]

that was sooooo creepy :O

and HILARIOUS!!! :D

[yenichromatic]

LMFAO!! xDDD oh my GOD!! xDDD

[AnnaNightmare]

hahaha you made my day

[shanghaisam37]

he forgot his anti-psychotics today.

[fearedhero]

oh my god how uncomfortable that ladidididaaaa in the beginning and in the end made me XD hilarious though

[juanjijon]

you are awesome!!!

[loveInHer100]

oh danny dear danny,i will bath myshelf in ur blood...muahahah...uuh i shouldnt say this here.....lmao

[MissLydiaBro]

Well, my birthday's February 13th. All I get for my birthday are half-assed V-Day cards and flowers that are slowly decaying by the second. Even my parents will give me a small box of chocolates and say "Happy VB-Day."

I just feel so sorry for anyone born during Easter...

[ixxlovexxme]

his face is SOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raindrop93ily]

Wow, hmm I love it lol (:

[maricnba]

У пичку материну!

[slywy666]

ahahahahahahahahahah

fuckin brutal!

[cecisota12]

lol, i love you danny :)