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  • UKIP is failing on its arse? Err... actually it seems that the British public are waking up. Perhaps we owe it to Pat Condell for favouriting the video UKIP Last Chance For Britain. Because it is in his favourites, lots of people are now looking at it and a lot of the comments in that pro UKIP video are pro UKIP and therefore UKIP must be gaining popularity. We must bar the gates of Britain so that the pedophile and terrorist friendly Evil Union cannot get us. Nigel Farage is the new Churchill.

  • @JamesHolman1000 u are a fucking moron. Goodbye

  • Pat Condell should really close each video with, "War. We can hope, can we?"

  • So glad I made it back to YouTube! This was priceless. You captured his essence really well. I actually used to like Condell at one point. But then I realized he was the wrong kind of crazy: creepy and not the humorous kind.

  • Condellan000

  • Prat condell? lol

  • With the glasses and no shirt you look more like in the end I was right than Pat Condell.

  • I almost needed a Bucket to spew in there Richie, great Impression of Cuntdell *Gulp*

  • great condell impression

  • this guy is a stealth jihadist, no doubts about it

  • Brilliant impression of that nutloaf 

  • This... hahahaha, that was perfect!

  • Prat Condell needs more videos, i enjoyed that.

  • LMAO!

    prat condell

  • you didn't make enough of those long, condescending pauses that pat is renowned for

    also you didn't say something Pat's trademark "Peace. We can hope, can't we?" at the end of the video. I'd give you're condell impression.. hm... a solid 7.

  • You're not bombarding us at all! It's always good listening to you (Y)

  • I would have gone for Twat Condell, but never mind...

  • Fanks for whoever flagged my video. I have done the rite fing and taken it down. We do make mistakes sometimes and me was a bull in a china shop.

  • Brilliant, loved it

  • It was clearly a double-bluff. I'm on to you, Richard.

  • "stealth Jihad" is a new term on me, love getting new lingo to abuse.

  • Freakin' hilarious! Great video... you pegged Condell perfectly!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! Prat Condell. I think you need to die your hair grey and talk like your camera is moving away and then returning. Also put a sock in there to muffle your speech that should do it

  • Where did you buy that shirt from? It's really nice.

  • i want pats babies

  • such a Muslim apologist.

  • I wish I still cared about this stuff, it might make it more intellectually entertaining, but you being a dick was good enough for me. Keep jerkin the gerkin, Coughlan.

  • Murphy4709....master troll

  • Hopefully, the ''Condellification" of the Dick will lead to the "Dickification" of Condell.

  • awesome vid

  • ROFL

  • i'm not sure how you can call UKIP a failing party when it came 4th in terms of total votes, getting 3 times as many votes as the greens. They also increased their share of the vote at the last election, which, when you consider that the turnout in 2010 was higher than the 2 previous elections, can only mean that support for the party has increased.

  • @bbb695 "i'm not sure how you can call UKIP a failing party when it came 4th in terms of total votes"

    Which won them how many seats? Coming fourth in a UK general electiondoesnt mean you're a big party, the BNP came 5th.

    Plus the election was LAST YEAR and you should really keep up with whats happening.

    UKIP have lost alot of members and Nigel Farage is becoming viewed as more of a nuisance and a detrement to the party

  • @Coughlan000 "Which won them how many seats?" How is the number of seats relevant? a party could come second in every seat get 49% of the total vote and still have no seats.

    "UKIP have lost alot of members and Nigel Farage is becoming viewed as more of a nuisance and a detrement to the party"

    The same could be said of the lib dems now and labour before the election.

  • @bbb695 Those two still have enough members to be considered a party with influence though. Nice try

  • @AsheIsTheRaven do you actually know what the membership numbers are? Because as far as I can tell the latest numbers available to the public are from 2008 when UKIP had comparable membership to the SNP. Also bear in mind that membership of all parties has fallen by around 50% since 1997 so any fall in membership might be part of a larger trend of people losing faith in uk politics.

  • @bbb695 How is the number of seats relevant?

    Uh well it kinda determines who wins and how much influence you get to assert.

  • @Coughlan616 "Uh well it kinda determines who wins"

    and if the question was did ukip win? that would be relevant!

    you accused them of being a failing party, does that men that all parties with no seats are failing, regardless of how many votes they get? was the labour party failing before it won its first seat? are the greens succeeding by winning 1 seat with only 33% of UKIPs vote?

  • @bbb695 I didnt say they were failing because they won no seats. I said they won no seats AND they were failing.

  • @Coughlan616 "I didnt say they were failing because they won no seats."

    then why bring it up?

    do you acutely have any data that points to UKIP being a failing party rather than just a party that didn’t win the last election and is now flailing around trying to find a new direction? Because the last 2 times UKIP was tested it came 2nd (euro elections 2009) and 4th.

  • @bbb695 500 chsracters isnt enough for me to cover everything but If you'd check the local election results from Febuary this year you'll see that their votes have plummeted particularly in areas where the had massive supoport. Most notably Romney Marsh where in 2009 they came 2nd got over 1700 votes but this year managed only 420.

    If you think the only way to gauge a party is by Genereal election results you really should try to keep up to date

  • @Coughlan616 every party other than labour lost votes in the Romney Marsh local elections,

    C 2222, Lab 748, Lib Dem 479, Ukip 420, Ind 238. (June 2009 - C 3107, Ukip 1573, Lib Dem 872, Lab 446, Ind 442, Shepway Ind 243). The lib dems lost almost 50%. local elections have the lowest turnout of any election and hence the results vary more than any other, in years where the government is unpopular people will take any opportunity to register a protest, in other years they wont bother.

  • @bbb695 How is the number of seats relevant?

    Uh well it kinda determines who wins and how much influence you get to assert.

    The same could be said of the lib dems now and labour before the election.

    Are you so deluded that you think UKIP are anywhere near the Lib dems or labour in temrs of support or membership

  • Million times better than Capnoawesome's impression (although that's probably not difficult to do)...but you could have used some flour for the white hair :D.

  • Oh Richard, you Muslim apologist you... awesome video mate, fucking hilarious!

  • I'm happy... very very happy :)

  • I never expected to see this video Richard.

    How fucking desgusting and dissapointing.

    YOU'VE TURNED INTO A FUCKING MUSLIM APOLOGIST!

  • Awesome.

  • Still not far enough for some, you may want to try assassinating Cat Stevens, the filthy swine. That MAY just make Pat's followers happy

  • Of course, Richard. In that same video you once again distinguished between decent muslims and assholes like the guy you were talking about. That won't do. It just won't do. LOL

  • You nailed him. Perfect impression.

  • This impression was hilarious.

  • It's a sad fact of life: If you defend the perceived enemies of the group you associate with, you're accused of being an "apologist" for them. I get told I'm not Christian enough by creationists (and a special comment once from mrpleasantpreacher telling me that "God despises me" because I think women should be able to work outside the home). You don't whack off to thoughts of all religious people being drooling morons, and some assholes are going to come after you.

  • Quite a good impression of PC :)

  • Genius

  • Condell impression made me 'lol' in places where if a woman made me 'lol' I'd be like. Oh yes. Oh yes.

  • LOL I could hear Pat Condell when I closed my eyes. At least I was awake.

  • dont worry about bombarding us with vids! keep em coming!

  • Perfect impression.

  • thats a great impression of condell,nice one ,lmfao

  • This has got to be a recurring persona. You just need to work on that condescending smirk. Prat Condell rules.

  • Pat got his shit served to him and it isn't smelling too fresh. nice work :D

  • Well done. Not over the top. Almost believable.

    Creepy really....

    Although the jizz shirt would have worked as well.

  • you're just about the only person who can flood my inbox and i'll actually be happy about it.

    also, BEST PARODY EVER!

  • Oh Coughlan, you so crazy

  • “If it weren’t for me, the Islamification would have happened many centuries ago.”

    Oh come now. He’s not THAT old.

  • @lazyperfectionist1 No but he thinks he's that awesome.

  • It's worth pointing out that I thought that was fucking brilliant!

  • Damn, you got the Condell impression down, Pat!

  • @DaHonestAbe Groan!

  • Coughlan, you've got Condell's facial expressions down to a tee. I chuckled.

  • Its ok Coughlan.. they're just condell trolls...

  • Coughlan if you want to impersonate Condell you need to be able to shove a diamond up your ass and shit diamond dust. XD

  • Bloody Condellite appeaser, what next?? Ted Hoggit? Fran Phelps?

    I know, you should appease the ThunderFang crowd 8p

  • Ooooh. Pat's legion of sychophants is going to be VERY butthurt! ;-)

  • That's a pretty awesome impression.

  • STEALIN' MY IMPRESSIONS ARE WE

  • @LatumWay hey latum...where did u get the idea for the "drinkingwithbob" commercial? and who did u say was the "inspiration"....hm? hm? hmmmmm?

  • Successful troll is successful 

  • @CMO999 no, he's not. he's just an arsehole

  • I srsly lol'ed at Prat Condell.  Nice.

    Btw, I'm loving your tribute series.

    The Sarahon one was really good.

  • This is your best video ever... I think I'm... yes... I'm totally hard right now!

  • love the glasses :)

  • You could always say the shahadah and then denounce Islam. Maybe THEN they'll get it. Doubt it though.

  • Awesome pwnage.

  • While I 90% agree with ya cough, I can see why people think of you as a muslim apologist, because you do talk about anti-islamists alot if not vurtually exclusively.

    I see it as the elequent voicing of an opinion you don't hear much, they probably just think "oh here we go again,"

  • lol Prat Condell.

  • FUK YOUZ YOU ISLAM ARSE-LIKER YOU MAKE FUN OF CONDEL BUT AT LEAST E STANDS UP FOR OUR CULTURE YOU JUST WANT TO SEE US ALL EATING OFF THE BEARD OF IMANS...derp.

    (I'm not joking in the slightest... really ^_^ )

  • RACIST!

    JK

    Anjem Choudray + Fred Phelps = Prime Time Pay Per View!

  • I hate cats. wait... I hope that doesn't meaow meow meow meow

  • Wow...That was epic.

    

  • I can't believe the number of Pat apologists who have appeared in reply to this video; why and how the hell does he have so many followers? his criticisms of islam have no depth what so ever - when are we going to see him crack out the Qur'an, Sunnah/Hadith, a biography, views of scholars, talking about the different sects and their views on contemporary matters etc? or how about discussing the historical-economic background that contributes to disenfranchisement?

  • @kawaiigardiner When are we going to see him refer back to exegetical works and talking about the different methods used to create exegetical writings? how about the issue of Sharia - is the demand by some for Sharia to do with Islam or is it the result of economic disenfranchisement and marginalisation resulting in a 'counter culture' being created as the mirror opposite of the very system that particular individuals have been marginalised from?

  • This is genius. Loved it!

  • That was... Eerie. I mean, I unsubbed to Pat a while ago, and even though it's still very much you, Coughlan, there was enough of the Condell formula in this video to remind me of all the reasons I left his channel. The only thing that's missing is having Condell's followers getting pissy with me in the comments for pointing out mistakes he's made.

  • Everyone knows to be Pat Condell you have to fucking hate tacos. Impression fail :B

  • Possibly the worst Condell impression imaginable - hilarious! Do it more often!

  • That was actually a pretty good condel impersonation.  I almost unsubed from you the way i unsubed from him( fast and with hesitance).

  • @NikkiDonut

    Don't be an idiot. You can't compare a national ideology that lasted two decades with a broad and diverse belief system thats been around for centuries.

  • @NikkiDonut Replace Nazis with Jews or Christians and you will get the idea. Nazism is not a religion, Islam and Christianity and Judaism is.

  • lol that's just proof that the condellite wanker didn't actually watch your video., and the guy who said condell is a peace activist.... i'll fix his sentence for him, Condell is a peace OF SHIT activist.

  • LOL

  • @NikkiDonut LOL....oh wait you're being serious.....BWHAHAHAHAHH

  • god bless you

  • dont worry m8 even the slightly unknown channels (me :( ) are getting bombarded by muslims commenting like mad

  • You cannot do a Condell impression. You talk to fast, and you don't have that glazed look in your eyes.

  • brilliant.

  • I believe your criticism of Islam is purely a way to cover your tracks and hide the stealth jihad that you're planning with your Muslim brothers. Any day now you will be making videos screaming 'ALLAHU ACKBAR' and Pat Condel will once again be proven right etc etc etc blah blah blah *insert more bullshit lies and rhetoric here*

  • You didn't rock backwards and forwards enough. Condell reminds me of the kids in Romanian orphanages on Blue Peter in the early 90s in that respect.

  • I wonder if Pat regrets mentioning "stealth jihad".

  • @BeardedBill86 i doubt it he's done it quite a few times

  • @BeardedBill86 I don't, it's one of the funniest things I've heard this year!

  • @andord123 It is funny, I think coughlan outlines why quite well. :P

  • @BeardedBill86 Not as long as it keeps generating comments and view for him.

  • pat be upon him

  • @Murphy4709 You'll have to excuse while i douse myself in piss at the first six words of your comment.

  • @Coughlan000 No problem, take your time.

  • @Coughlan000

    and whats with the ending of that comment.. "Pat Condell, Pat Condell." Is he trying to summon his dark lord? Because I'm pretty sure Dark Lord Condell is nothing in comparison to Cthullu

  • @Coughlan000 You say that as if there are times where you arent doused in piss.

  • @Murphy4709

    A peace activist? So where are his videos about Iraq and Afghanistan?

  • @Murphy4709 FUCKING LOL

  • @Murphy4709 Eh... don´t you see the... no wait, I´ll start again...

    Are you mental?

  • @Murphy4709 <<< Look at my channel name & tell if it makes sense. Now look at your comment & tell me if it is just as fucked up.

  • @Murphy4709 It's not any more harmful or backward than christianity, scientology or what have you.

  • @Murphy4709 Pat Condell supports anti-freedom legislation and makes vast generalisations about groups of people. He is far from a peace activist. I sort of agree with you that Islam CAN BE a harmful practice if interpreted the right (or wrong) way. Then again, almost anything can be a harmful practice, but i acknowledge that it is easier to interpret Islam dangerously than it is Buddhism. However, Pat Condell fails to grasp the concept that not all Muslims are the same.

  • Fuck yea, need more shirtless vids

  • amazing 

  • This video is PURE GENIUS!! Perfect impersonation, thanks for that!

  • So... it is always a jihad, even if it is a stealth one. They are always jihadding all the time.Especially when they aren't. That makes perfect sense now.

  • i'm not surprised someone called you a muslim apologist, coughlan. lets be honest, in your last video, you heart just wasn't in it. it lacked the same passion often seen in your videos addressed to the EDL and BNP. you don't fool me coughlan. you're a muslim apologist. you might as well start praying to mecca.

  • @JackofOneTrade567 lol what a cunt you must be

  • thumb up the video for more shirt removal...

  • The tags made me smile :)

  • Bombard away; i like ur vids :D

  • lol..

  • lol. Nice one

  • You got me thinking; Condell should consider growing a beard. XD

  • Now you talking! One problem thou is that you did not sound angry and stupid enough but that will come in your next video. ;-P Coz narrow-minded indoctrination do that to people so you are on the right track. (irony if some one missed that)

  • I feel sorry for dickheads, cunts and douches, seriously, how DARE you insult them by coupling them with Anjem! Those poor cunts!

  • Not quite as good as CapnOAwesome's condell impression - you should have done voice, but still very awesome!!

  • But... you didn't call them deplorable or abhorrent, you appeaser!

  • I haven't got a shirt crap enough to be Condell - priceless.

  • man you will be 3x funnier if you were a muslim hater and also had 3x more viewers thn Pat condom.

  • Fucking brilliant :D

  • I don't think I've laughed that much at a video in awhile.

  • You forgot the deep breaths he takes

  • Dick with glasses = sexy

    Dick without a shirt = sexy

    Thumb up :)

  • Stop bombing us Coughlan, you video terrorist!

    Using your online stealth Jihad to infect the minds of our milk farmers. GRRR!

    xD

  • An inspiration i say.but did you get the stink of Geritol going just to set the mood?

  • Is a stealth jihad, A Muslim man who wears black spandex and hides in your wardrobe......?

  • @spaceman300 no. that is condells closet. and inside it is pat condell. That is the guy in the spandex.

    That is why he is also upside down and has a rubber ball in his mouth.

  • I read that comment and facepalmed :P

  • I love it, "I'm Prat Connell." Hehe! I'm sure that people comment without even bothering to watch videos, trolls always lurk under bridges right?

  • I'll make a better comment after I'm done wringing the piss out of my underwear from laughing so hard.

  • what was your general opinion of condell newest video richard

  • @TheAtheistJuggernaut i agree with him that anjem choudary is a knob head but he's also an attention whore and the reason he fucked off to the states is cos nobody, including most muslims, in this country takes him seriously.

  • Epic awesome epicness. With a touch of awesome on the side.

  • Coughlan; I'm not going to accuse you of being a Muslim sympathizer, or an idiot (because you're neither). However I would suggest maybe changing subjects up once in awhile. I agree with you 100% on your videos of Islam, but it's starting to get quite redundant.

  • what kind of idiot would be afraid of a group that small. to take over/destroy england each member would have to kill.. 50,999 people. condellites are sad if they are terrifed of something so insignificant

  • It's freaky how uncanny of an impersonation of Condell that was. Kudos Richard.

  • You missed out his patented "sorry if that offends you" punchline. Gets me every time that one.

  • Lol, Prat Condell. Also, surely you must have some shirts shit enough to be a Pat Condell shirt. :(

  • @Gunderson002 If he doesn't I'm sure he can get a pack of three from Primark.

  • @AnonEyeMouse

    Yeah, true, lol.

  • This is all wrong coughlan: You're not dull enough, you too look interesting. You used no sarcasm and your crotch bar did not contain links that contradict everything you say. Fuck you man!! LatumWay could imitate better than you!!

  • That was actually a good impression even down to the smug little laugh. nice work

  • "You always become what you hate"

    Always, Coughlan?

  • Was this improv? pretty damn impressive, man.

  • Fuck finally you start to make sense!

    No seriously dude I apparently just lost a sub for being too soft on Islam. You may now commence laughing hysterically.

  • @SardonicSkeptic LOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL I actually am coughing with laughter....who was this asshole, Genghis Kahn?

  • @Coughlan000 Nah, probably Pat Condell

  • @Coughlan000

    Hmmm....you almost got a working Condell impersonation....just add a bit more "condescending smugness" and you'll have it.