Sausage Cole

[Mattisnotavailabable]

cheryl's great! LUV YA

[CheradineFans]

you failed at this :') cheryl had more fans that the sausage roll page

[cherylcolesausagerol]

@CheradineFans

No way? You mean all that TV coverage, record company backing, PR, advertising and media got her more FB friends than a song made in someone's bedroom about a bakery snack? Grow up...

[XleanneXfaiX]

sausage rolls gonna win!! XDD

[XleanneXfaiX]

@XleanneXfaiX why was mine thumbed down ? :< I didnt do anything wrong !

[TheMeltingSnowman]

If you'd made it about Ashley Cole you would have done so much better than you have, and it seems your campaign is slowing down now.

She's hot as fuck, I'm definately not joining.

I suspect there is a Chelsea fan behind this somewhere....

[IndieB3]

55p from greggs :D

[sailhobiecat]

@IndieB3 ha ha. Actually cheaper at the mo in Durham! There is an offer on!

[IndieB3]

how did my comment get thumbed down... all i said was the price of a sausage roll?

[sailhobiecat]

@IndieB3 Maybe cos people are just MEAN :(

[zebadee5]

u gt to see the facebook group 2 gt this vid

[oldthrashhead]

mad, mad, mad lmao!!!!! now I'm hungry!!!

[charlie5by5]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love it :-)

[dancemother]

hilarious

[green9060]

cheryl cole ftw!!!

[RandomnessTube]

WTF i dont get it

[11crazytom]

We want a sausage roll to be more popular than Cheryl Cole!!!!!

[weirdfishgirl1695]

This makes me hungry!

[yo3farror]

this is MINTTT

[traff2k9]

this video is awsome and brilliant and amazing. i hate cheryl cole, whos with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????????­????????????? its stuck in my head and i worship sausage rolls, only greggs ones though, supermarkert ones are all shlushy and yucky. i am only doin a big comment so i can use up all Remaining character count:L sausage rolls rule, dey r da best nanananananananananananananana­nanananananananananananananana­nanananananananana woooooooooooooooooooooooo nanananananananananananananana­:D wooo!

[rachelcalland9]

i love sausage roll NOM NOM NOM

lol

[damienguitar]

you should release this tune and donate the profits to haiti

[blackbeardtwo]

Haha, I can't believe someone wrote a song for this. And recorded it. And made a video. xD

Brilliant though. The sausage roll WILL get more fans! =D

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Congratulations to CC and gang for the Haiti single. Please support it everybody!

[jamato1234]

0:30 Sausage roll as an X Factor judge.. major lolz

[mrgreebly]

478k to go

[Mimbomime]

Up to 1,034,163 fans join the group all !!!!!!

[tenfootmice]

generally i hate gimmicks. but cheryl cole and her dumb as husband diserve a kicking

[ciarandoughty]

sofar at 1,028,441 fans

[FrankethyRessurected]

XD go roll goooo!

[woged69]

brill, hope it gets to no. 1 I would buy it lol

[tasman522]

I thought she prefered black pudding...

[grahamwrocks]

@tasman522 lol

[Mattisnotavailabable]

@tasman522 oh you r just awful! go fuck of! luv cheryl

[asmanthebell]

Go Sausge Roll Go!!!!

[muzzyp86]

Great video/lyrics!

I've never craved a sausage roll as much as I do now. Can I have it?

[ilovelloyddanielsxx]

wtf this is so stupid how the hell is a sausage roll gonna become more popular than Cheryl Cole!! Someone seriously needs 2 get a life!!!!

[minicolster]

@ilovelloyddanielsxx  actually it looks like it's gonna be done :) go sausage roll!

[zelectric]

wow, you should release this as a single ..it'll get to number one the same way RATM got popular enough to become number one!

[cherylcolesausagerol]

It's being released very soon!

[XleanneXfaiX]

omg really 8D good on ya!

[MrMasonsPlacement]

they're just comparing their popularity. if anything its a compliment to sheryl. i'd be honoured.

[TamisaaBabe]

im loving this vid :D

[XxLaura09xX]

love cheryl shes my idol :D why wud u compare her to a sausage roll ? like wtf? xxxxxxxxxx

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Err... nobodies actaually *comparing* her to a sausage roll. Did you actually listen to it?

[DiskoKing]

Sorry guys, I may have eaten the Sausage roll. :(

[mrgreebly]

998k 1million before the weekend is out.

Good luck R

Hugs

Greebly

[carina1106]

brilliant, so funny. if simon cowell had the whatsits he would release this and it would be number one

[123mattrules123]

screw the sausage roll, the sexy potato rules

[MrMaxrules9]

@123mattrules123 Yusshhhh.x

[avril00lover]

whats with the pic at 2:41 ???

lol

this sausage roll is the buisness!! xxx

[thatdirectorfellow]

the women she hit i think

[avril00lover]

what the woman cheryl cole hit?!! i never knew

[TheWatcherxx99]

she battered her. I think the woman worked in a toilet, the kind that sells perfume, and Cheryl leathered her.

[FuronFreak]

One word: Epic.

[tam566]

massively 5 stars

[cherylcolesausagerol]

THE TRACK IS GOING TO BE RELEASED!!!!!

It's going to be pushed to the major stations starting Monday and release is TBC but probably a couple of weeks. It will be available in iTunes and all major digital distribution sites under the name "The Sausage Roll by Pork and Pastry".

You gotta fight, fight, fight for the sausage roll!!!!!!

[VinnyGerstrokes]

Deffo a better son than Fight For This Love...

[aleanor1]

OMG WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT crap

[flexiaa]

I want a sausage roll!

[JessieLou84]

lol this is genius. Thumbs up.

[orshjackson]

A new kick in the arse for Simon factory, it may remind him how he started selling a record with a singing dog. LOL Love it!

[navigatorhat]

That IS a very nice looking sausage roll.

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Listen people - please don't post abusive or offensive personal remarks about Cheryl Cole as they'll just get deleted. It's not big and it's not clever.

This is just meant to be a bit of fun and is NOT intended to be a hate campaign against CC.

And please help the people of Haiti by buying the official charity single or by donating to DEC.

Thanks.

[leo1ontis]

i agree, shame that no1 can have alittle fun without ppl thinking its a hate campaign.

ppl always like to take things to seriously...

[xsummermagikx]

least it put some meat on her fucking bones jeez

[xXDYNAMiiC]

better then any of the chart music xD

[TheMekmek85]

I am a big Cheryl fan but I do have to laugh at this especially if you are actually going to release it.

You people have far to much free time lol

[Fernoe]

it also raises awareness of the awesomeness of sausage rolls, so everyone benefits.

[RMCKIE]

Much better than the original song.

[toadamphib]

So when is this gonna be available to download as a mp3 to get it into the charts ?????? lol

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Either this Monday coming (15th) or the Monday after (22nd).

Seriously!

I'll announce the date tomorrow sometime... watch thsi space.

[xGurtx]

@cherylcolesausagerol did you make this song?

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Yes.

[IFJADEFALLS]

AJAJJAJAJA

[robby2k]

Would anybody like a sausage roll?

[mynameisjongreen]

But anyway yes, I do remember what my original comment was (no need to quote that for me!)

I was actually talking about the creators of the facebook group not the creators of this video! I mean clearly they're doing something productive, but lets be honest... that was a lot of time wasted on Cheryl Cole. (I had already addressed this issue in my response to MrAyrehead09)

I will leave you now because I don't really want to waste any more time on a topic I'm not interested in!

[UnexpectedTiger]

@mynameisjongreen Any comment about something being a waste of time can only end in the Mutually Assured Destruction of the entire internet...

[TerrySH1971]

@UnexpectedTiger I'd love to say I agree but it's a bit too high-brow for me. Can we keep it to Branston or Chutney on the Roll? :D

[TerrySH1971]

@mynameisjongreen ""I just about had enough time in the day to squeeze a real life in as well."" ROTFLMAO

[mynameisjongreen]

I'm afraid sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet!

[squirt1993]

I cannot stop listening to this... It's addictive!

Sex and drugs and SAUSAGE ROLLS!

[stufa1978]

News flash. Cheryl Cole has a zit on her left butt cheek. Heat magazine is in rage after the overrated icon has let her peers down by a visable imperfection.

In other slightly less significant news Alien invaders have attacked Harrods.

[TerrySH1971]

@stufa1978 HaHaHa - So very true sadly.

[iraniranema]

you gotta fuck fuck fuck cheryl cole, sausage rool FTW!

[LoveAkito]

lol 2:26 - 2:28

[mpdk68]

Keep voting :D

[xxmaterialxgirlxx]

Hmmm well whoever didn't know her before this vid now does.... so if anything Mr. sausage roll is benefiting her :3

[chesnut6]

Poor cheryl :-(

[phsyconut]

by famous you mean?

well known for being beat by a sausage roll?

[Gawpi]

Onion ring owns this.

[junkyjaw]

haha very very funny:) im sure cheryl would find it funny also

[Mimbomime]

Very funny! Im sure Cheryl would enjoy it too! She's a pro so Im sure she can hack a little bit of flack - love her and love this - very silly light hearted stuff - well done!!!!

[999CLOUDO9999]

I LOVE IT!!!! :)

[TerrySH1971]

The producers of the X-Faxtor gave a press release stating her "performance" was pre-recorded (with only a few hundred in the audience) because there wasn't enough time in the "live" show for her to get out of her seat, to her dressing room, etc. Which is reasonable but If you actually listen to her, she's not singing live. She was "a"live on the stage though, which I guess counts for something ;) Sausage Rolls for the win!

[gerardforgione2008]

Cheryl cole Is Amazing. And Btw she Was Live On X Factor!!!!!

[martynhenrystyles]

OMG WAS SHE....REALLY.

[starrattmaster]

yer too bad she performed a shit song on it

[mynameisjongreen]

i don't find this group or this video or anything to do with this campaign at all funny, I don't give a shit about cheryl cole or that crappy tv programme she's on

some people will do anything to have a million fans, it's just sad, go outside and get a real life.

[TerrySH1971]

@mynameisjongreen LOL - Shot yourself in the foot there. By you even bothering to respond, it appears you have less of a life by posting a comment on a vid , song, subject and FB group that you have no interest in. Muahahahah tool.

[MrAyrehead09]

@mynameisjongreen Quite right, leaving offensive comments on youtube far surpasses recording a song with some mates for a laugh in terms of being sad.

[Fernoe]

sausage roll > you

[1markowen]

CRAP

[beachfrontal]

What was her claim to fame anyway, how come she knows anything about talenmt what is she doing on ther haiti song she sings exactly one word!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she does not even have the nipples to sing live on the X factor,just the one song and it had to be prerecorded, and playback, qwho is she to judge the really talented youngsters on Xfactor. she could not stand the test, I vote for the sausage its 1000 more talented than her.and its live too !!!

[MissSweetKidz]

LMAO!

[jokerzoo]

if u have facebook join the group "can this sausage roll get more fans than cheryl cole?" if u like sausage rolls more than cheryl cole

[IPUNCHEDALION]

not even breaking 7000 views? hardly an internet phenomenon

[ItsJustRichard]

its a facebook group with one million members, go check it out

[syth2002]

The group has a million members and has been featured in a couple of papers to my knowledge. All in about 10 days! sounds like a phenomenon to me, at least a smaller one.

[nickdc1]

This all seems like an all too orchastrated attempt to gain mainstream attention to be funny.

Then again I'm so oblivious to what is, that it could be no.1 for all I know.

They shoul have cut the song up with a "break it down" and had some scratching with a bit of a rap hahaha...

[heinzie5]

im hungry now

[kc2oo9]

this is too far but clever ! .. ;-')

[TequilaPam1]

ive added this vid to my page on facebook, im in a kink!! good times :)

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Just to let you all know - it will be available on iTunes very soon. I'm hoping for a Monday realease. I'll keep you updated!!!

[drahcirski]

This is a song that needs releasing!

[MuftyVonStrudel]

I want a "Sex, Drugs & Sausage Roll" t-shirt. Brilliant!!

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Blue Inc sell them. Google it. Think they'll do well out of this! :)

[1markowen]

CRAP

[woodythegreat87]

kudos to you my honerable friends! i love making pictures for your wall m sausage roll! I LOVE YOU! LOLz

[TheJoJo84]

Let's get it to number 1! Made me laugh when I watched it...good gimmick with the Compare the Meerkat guy in it!

[BriansBrain]

This has to get into the charts! We need to tell the world - Sausage Roll is more popular than Cheryl Cole

[ashley123h]

This is ace it should be number one and be out when Cheryl Cole puts her new single out i would buy it :-)

[tekkenfan26]

well this sucks

[TanyaTurner06]

The Roll over Cole everytime

[777ENG777]

wonder if cheryl cole has see it ?

[TheJunglesound]

ugh why do you care whether the roll gets more fans?

[cherylcolesausagerol]

Err...because it's funny? Boy I bet you're a bag of laughs in real life. :-|

[TheJunglesound]

I am sir. But the humour of this s non existent and it must have taken you a long time to make the video.

[ashley123h]

@TheJunglesound is your real name Simon by any chance ???? i bet your a big fan of gaywood as well ??????? get a sense of humor

[TheJunglesound]

no, faggot. stop fucking giving me notifications I dont care about this argument and i dont want comments on it.

[ashley123h]

@TheJunglesound aww well shit happens

[chuckydog]

wow last night when i went to bed this only had 308 views. its growing. Im on the facebook thingy too :D

[libbifee]

YES!!

[danielmrees]

We had the 1st Exclusive airplay of this last night on Dan and Mike Do student on Manchester Radio Online

The interview with the prodcuer will be uploaded to the website soon too. LETS GET THIS RELEASED AND STORM THE CHARTS!

[kellock71]

lmao, how in the world did u write, compose, and record this song in like a week? xD

[cherylcolesausagerol]

I'm ashamed to admit that I did it the whole lot including the video over the weekend!!! :-0

[dubdebris]

that is brilliant!

[shaynemay]

Your sausage roll fetish scares me!! lol

[MrDavidjones09]

if you release it on I tunes next time cheryl's new single is out and sell for charity (Hati) I think it would get a lot of buyers.

[TotTWriter]

That is just hilarious. Great.

[hoverflysmiles]

An awesome song!

[mcgherkinstudios]

Awesome. This would actually sell on iTunes... And the author would actually earn more than £25,000 if 50,000 people bought it... Everyone's happy!

[millie301]

add the facebook group link to the info bit on the right!

[quantumraspberry]

PMSL! This should be released head to head against Cheryl's next song!

[jonsabine29]

i like the whole 'can a sausage roll get more fans than CC' thing but this tune is truely atrocious, no offence..

[BeanieBasstard]

Anyone on Twitter, tweet to Cheryl @welovepop

[ColourboyMarkyboy]

ACE! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee put it on itunes! It'd sell easy!! AMAZING ACENESS!

[mrgreebly]

+1:)

[GuyWestcott]

Please release this on iTunes, and we can all buy it and get it to number one.

[HitmanAgent01]

Seriously this actually rocks. The lyrics are so cleverly written, one of the best mockery songs ever. Was actually laughing throughout.

[heyhey922]

This is infinitly catchy

[Vikingtrance]

:))) rock on x

[winterXphoenix]

yep.. thatll top coles new song XD

brilliant!

[Stick0rz]

This is the greatest thing I has ever seen.

[thegulfer]

You need to get out more!

[clsleamington]

I'd buy it. Good cameo from The Meerkat.

[grumsteruk]

Well done lads (& lassies ?) Good laugh.

[oOChainChompOo]

I want an Itunes release now! :D

[gedwest]

you could release this as a single :)

[DONURBNO]

hahahaha...definitely too much time on your hands but really funny. should sell it to greggs for advert....jokers

[HFCOX]

instant favourite!

[stockportlife]

who are you? i'm liking the work :-)

[smceneaneyirl]

lads i hope you do it. brilliant! im off for a sausage roll and to watch some cheryl cole

[tidyonlinecom]

excellent!!

[clementoss]

Quality, good vid