unidentified creature found in Russia

[californiasales]

What type of onion did you film this with?

[OptimusO07]

i can never understand cameras, UFO, Unicorns, big foots, or whatever funky thing it is, the camera decides to go into "have fun trying to make out what youre filming" mode. its like the camera was dipped in vodka or something.

[mobeans03]

@Sourblahchick you would probably contaminate the ocean any damn way, keep your ass out of it :)

[sourkushchick]

C... Thats why i never swam in the ocean, n i neva will...!!

[121wrestler]

ur right is is unidentified. because of 240p u cant see it

[SilentLegesInterArma]

let me guess, it was found near tchernobyl xD

[burnrider2001]

@SilentLegesInterArma Bwaahahahaha.... There's no T in Chernobyl.

[ninjassassin123]

looks like an upside down sting ray

[juiced22d]

just a radioactive fish.

[kaible1]

MOVING SHIT OMG 2012

[Biggertonka]

I think its a Great Southern Caticicusis. Taste Great!

[ZexyXtrum]

Lol gz your the first one how a poke a alien whit a stick xD

[SpacyPSYCOTOAD]

russian's need to stay away from the scoth

[billman2112]

TRIOP.

[koRnfreak1218]

its propicas pussy

[old3ra]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in the vid id have 2 dollars

[elCONQUEROR81]

@old3ra LMAO

[TheCrisostomojay]

dude its Russian sperm 

[falloutguy2077]

thats a triop theyre real know and pets in some peoples houses look em up

[IronicusPaladin]

it just crawled out of justin beibers mothers vagina

[davisonwill]

@IronicusPaladin dude that is justin bibers mom

[egginabottle]

looks like some sort of panda, not sure though

[timythewolf1]

up side down horse shoe crab

[mythhunter97]

No, It is a horshoe crap.

[WWEFANBMAN]

AHHH! A russian without makeup!!

[abodysite]

Kind of looks like a Pseudoscaphirhynchus Kaufmanni ............... except for the underside which is a little weird. Poor bugger's all stranded on dry land too........

[klejonellet]

it's digusting

[souljaninja117]

you know...kinda looks like a fish....

[Greenhornet270]

why?

[LasseMaidalPedersen]

From description: "The facts is there must be some living unidentified living under the deep sea"

.. OREALLY?! :O No way, can't be true, we've only left 95% of the seas unexplored, there's no possible way that any creature can live that we don't know about.. Or something.. -.-

[freakguy47]

its a face hugger!!!!!!

[TheOnlySuperstam]

The right scientific universal name is: Limulus Polyfemus. It is a living-fossil creature with an open emo-linfatic circulation.

[YugiohfanVSP]

Looks like a living trolobite

[daBOOMsmasher]

its a facehugger

[ziuziu12]

Dude that's a prehistoric thing it could make someone rich

[E2ekiel555]

Looks like my morning bowl movement!

[AmeKeaka]

RESPECT MY AUTHORATEEEE!

[trueleroix]

Triops longicaudatus

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

If you want the truth, its called a Tadpole Shrimp. You can find them in tide pools. Thumbs up for the true.

[givemeajackson]

@Sp33dyD3m0n that's how they are called in america? i know them as "triops". what he sais is true, the legs are exactly the same! i had some of them, they make awesome pets :D

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

@givemeajackson Yup, we call them tadpole shrimp. A tadpole is a baby frog when it still looks like a small fish or minnow. As for as we are taught, trilobites are extinct and only a few remaining distant family members exist. The tadpole shrimp being one of those as well as the horseshoe crab. Yeah they are cool, just kinda weird looking at first. 

[givemeajackson]

@Sp33dyD3m0n i hade some triops years ago. want to start again. thx for the info about tadpoles. in germany they are called "Kaulquappen". yep, triops look very similar to trilobits.

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

@givemeajackson Ah, Deutschland. Hallo aus Amerika. My German is horrible, but I am actually a German-American.

[givemeajackson]

@Sp33dyD3m0n actually, i'm swiss, not german. where do you live in america?

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

@givemeajackson I live in Cincinnati, Ohio. Its in the Midwest part of the US. Where are you from?

[givemeajackson]

@Sp33dyD3m0n bern, in the middle of switzerland.

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

@givemeajackson Ive never been to Switzerland but Ive heard its great. I love to snowboard and ski so next time I go to France to visit my cousin Ill be bringing my skis and hoping on the train to Switzerland. Bern is the capital of Switzerland is it not?

[Gagi420]

@Sp33dyD3m0n No man, it's teh AL13N5!!!!!

[givemeajackson]

its called trilobit

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

@givemeajackson Trilobites are extinct...

[givemeajackson]

@Sp33dyD3m0n there are "modern" ones, around 20 cm long. i don't know the exact name anymore. it also could be a "triops", if look closely. the "legs" are very similar to the ones on my triops! they can be arond 15 cm long. funny pets, i've got a lot of babies :D search for them, they look very similar.

[88deathguy]

ZOMBIE FROM HALF LIFE 2 WITH NO HEADCRAB

[x8xrafox8x]

That is deffinetly not a manta ray idiot!

[destiny4459]

Its a Manta Ray stupid idiots!

[4000Piet]

Blueberrygirl911: shut up! If your so sorry for creature, go save it insteat of crying on youtube.

[eessppeenn001]

When someone finds a wierd creature that noeone has seen before, what is the first thing they do?

I know! They poke it with a stick!

[bnejaforever]

es una mantaraya?

[blueberrygirl911]

wtf, why are you poking it with a stick.

and another thing, why (in the description) is the english so bad may i ask?

cruel bastard. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TIE YOU UP AN KEEP HITTING AND POKING YOU WITH A SICK!?

[blueberrygirl911]

wtf, why are you poking it with a stick.

and another thing, why (in the description) is the english so bad may i ask?

[technologistable]

fools with sticks

[gazwills2009]

giant sperm??



[HeidiSue60]

looks like a trilobite! quit poking it, and put it back.

[maximosaur]

OMFG they have found a baby zergling !!!!

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

@maximosaur LOL!

[johnsquest68]

@djphilmore actually, Triops can get that large....just like any other type of crustacean size of environment and food supply. If it is in fact an alien, I want one.....lol

[crysoar9]

Hey MA! Throw me a pokeball, i found me a pokemon!! LOL

[FrogBlasters]

The more you poke it, the more it wants to suck onto your face and impregnate you with it's chest bursters.... Just sayin....

[RobertEDawson1]

Triassic Triops are actual prehistoric creatures which are identical to their prehistoric kin. They survived the centuries during interrupted states of suspended animation or "diapause." This state of suspended animation enabes the triops to survive seasonal drought. Triassic Triops permits you to grow and study the behaviour of an amazing creature that has not changed in a million years.

avalable at efstone science

[losthor1zon]

@RobertEDawson1 I was going to say "My god it's a trilobite" but I think you found the answer.

[awesomesaucedgame]

It looks like a baby from the prehistoric shark they found!

[phresh3dx]

Looks like that one thing from that one show on that one station

[mysteryfailure]

gues radiation fails from time to time

[729Drew]

Poke...poke poke poke poke poke... i still don't know what it is....let's poke it more.

[RagingBubuli]

Looks like those prehistoric creatures.

[Vinemaple]

remora or similar fish

[B4dM4nJ0e]

3 things:

1) WHERE'S MY POKEBALL

2)HUZZA!! FOR TOASTER CAMS

3) HUZZA!!! (just cause) :P

[B4dM4nJ0e]

hand me my pokeball

[wolflilania]

Cruel. Put it in water, it's suffering quit poking it

[Cochlioda]

it actually looks quite like a trilobite in a fossil i have....OMG YOU JUST EXTINCTED A SPECIES....lets do it again :)

[Hughbason1]

my friends that there is...a hippo.

[MrUzminiNu]

we are primitive like apes!

[Rob4256]

looks like some kind of horseshoe crab...

[martin2cwk]

Cook it with tomato, should one of the new taste in the world.

[Mr2dollaholla]

i tries to defend itself with a sort of spear tail and those strange vag like gills.... wtf

[johnsquest68]

This is not an alien, it's a triops, can buy it at any store that sells sea monkeys and other hatchery kits. Triops is a type of shrimp that has been around since the Triassic age.

[djphilmore]

@johnsquest68 i dont think the ones you buy in the store get this big...theres a reason why they sell em in those containers with the magnifieng glass on the side of it...they arnt gonna get much bigger

[souljahsupreme]

My Fiancee said its a "Horseshoe Crab"

a baby one before the shell formed.

[la12muerta]

that looks like a huge fucking leach or parasite man, that is some wierd shit

[mrkillerclown100]

yeah what a strange creature it on of them horse shoe crabs u can tell

[diehardextreme]

ofcourse its the russian people which are so cleaver to study an mysterious creature with an high tech stick

[VovaMoscow]

Да. Только вчера, выкинул такого из бассейна, замёрз, сосед говорит: "Ещё остались"

[free2kill22]

Hey a stick is the most scientific instrument there is people! You can draw in sand or dirt, build a fire, sharpen it and defend yourself, build structures for various uses, poke the unknown, etc. The list goes on and on so cut them some slack for using a stick to conduct their scientific inquiries!

[hernanbio]

es una raya de agua

[2008ViToR8002]

oh damn, thats an water creature, its from the dark waters, how did it ended up there?

its just a baby

[bengoku1978]

what the hek was that thing

[borolitasfoo805]

jajajaja wat the fuk

[cba999casey]

a triop , bud a wierd one.

[shamsys1988]

Cute.

[jackblacksutube]

hey u found my sperm cell.

[inuyasha9876]

kinda looks like the thing tht atattaches to the host in the alien movies

[rapteye]

Hope it jumps up just like a facehugger and sucks the life out of you!

I'l pooke your mama with a stick!

[TheAnimaition]

congrats you found a baby preditor greet?

[Cafuzzler]

It looks like a melted snake tbh

[TheNWOtruth]

upside down triops

[kingbudman420]

thats a fuckin trip bro. these tsunamies are uncovering some weird stuff in japan

[UnsolvedTV]

TRIOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LostGryphon18]

Dude...Leave it alone already. :/

[divagirl1213]

Holy shit u found a dinosaur!!!! They really did!!! I bet it's dead now but that was also probably the last of it's kind to!!! Not to be weird but If u look up dinosaurs that live in water u will find something that looks extremely close to that.....wow

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@divagirl1213 *facepalm*

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@divagirl1213 *facepalm*

[MajorNoob86]

WE MUST SHOW THE ALIENS WE ARE CILIVLIZED.. hand me my pokin stick

[joetri10]

@MajorNoob86 #Winning

[xXZachLemmon95Xx]

Looks like a horse shoe crab to me.

[swancer89]

its a face huger

[LedZepOnWeed]

crazy shit.

[unexpectedshwa]

horseshoe crab



[billyjackphillips132]

to bad they killed it

[krikalbet]

ok...........if thats an real alien its not the way u should treat it smarty.thats not a triop,they r much smaller

[yodasecondave]

@krikalbet they can and do get that big

[krikalbet]

ok...........if thats an real alien its not the way u should treat it smarty.

[8251512]

POKEMON !!! 

[rdecaserio]

OOhhhh helllll Noooo!!!! Did he tried to hit you with his tail?? He just dis you!!

[Frankie3112Nld]

one of 'the living fossils'

[apacheramsey]

seriously....where is sigourney weaver with a freakin flame thrower

[ChaosRichie13]

Could this be new life? I don't know, but instead of getting someone to help with this, I'm gonna fuck around with it with a stick. maybe it could help. -.-

[YogurtyFail]

Oh, god, someone kill it! Oh, God, Someone kill it please!

[NinjaPutz]

It's the pokemon, Kabuto!

[flashash2k9]

triop. i had these as a kind of pet once.

[billman2112]

TRIOPS

[RAVer2036]

i saw one of them in pokemon

[newgirlalfa]

Щитни. :)

[Intellijosh]

its a bottom feeder man

[blueconverse1992]

i'd chow that down with some seaweed and rice, maybe a bit of wasabi

[roketman2171]

YOUR GONNA GET KILLED BOY

[TheRelicRetard]

CRIKEY! LETS POKE IT WITH A STICK!

[StreetHOPER]

Oh look I found a strange looking creature... LET'S POKE IT WITH A FUCKING STICK! -.-

[jackblacksutube]

@StreetHOPER simplest form of science is what it is.

[Microglia1]

in my country, it goes well with curry sauce

[umnachtet]

@Microglia1 The first thing I thought when I saw it was horseshoe-crab curry.

[legendrobineter]

its just a kid from chernobyl

[VotreCauchemar]

Seems to be friendly... I want it as my pet! :D

[1tim64]

its a fucking triops

[XxSERBKINGxX]

I know exactly what that thing is its a baby stingray

[splotches920]

ur all a f'n bunch of losers. read a mag at least.

[CRT10707]

That thing is disgusting looking

[lazorrazor]

I feel bad for the little guy....put it back you lousy russions!!!

[TheTurdbuster]

Wow radioactive alien shit... Lovely

[ThePunkscooters]

clearly thats one fucked up eil =]

[hansballaballa]

cock it!

dont forget the lemmon!

tasty!

[TheLightingShow]

Kill it with fire! This thing has gas.

[auntygomez]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm looks tasty

[MrReno5000]

looks like my x on her period

[sonoflopez]

Yea, its a Triops dicks....

[drwolf923]

Damn, such dicks.

It obviously wanted to just be left the fuck alone.

He had a long night before.

[dragonlord8001]

i found this before

i live in malaysia

in the morning at the beach sometime it have 10 or 5

[joey5605]

FUCK the russians get all the cool stuff i bet they have cars that turn into robots NYEH

[adeliya989]

это наверное опыты ставили над кем то вот и появилось это существо((

[Polikina2000]

hey! it's my dog

[danninsilver]

i thinks its a leach?:L:L

[Johngu1tar]

BEAT HIM WITH THE STICK DUDE!!!!

[Paulbarbato]

Well Scientists HAVE said that of the 2 million or so speculated species out there only a small percentage have actually been discovered. Especially marine wildlife. Don't be surprised if strange undocumented animals from the oceans start popping up.

[Naetheras]

Everyone knows that the best and only way to examen a alien "thing" is to poke it with a stick (the longer the better) untill it startna die on you.. Thats when you get ur camera and put it on youtube without any comments and think that some random guy wont make fun of you for beeing a cruel bastard with a stick...

Even tho teh interwebz are supposed to help, we rather do it for the luls.

[slim77k]

"guy" hmm what is this ?

"guy 2" i donno i have never sceen anything like it befor

"guy" ok well lets kill it then

[Mrarrypotter]

Its KABUTO FROM POKEMON!!! "Kabuto, kab"

[lukehead1]

I also believe it to be a triop!

[earwax7925]

IT'S A KOREAN MAN

[sloW2k6]

Zoiiiiiiiidberg.

[jimsondanet]

YEA MAN POKE IT WITH A STICK!!!!

[Thejoemac1958]

IT's a fucking Chernobyl crab from a Russian whore....

[Tbusiness06]

looks like the face humping baby off the aliens movies.

[mihaiqc]

Holy shit, it's the thing from the Alien movies! WATCH OUT, IT'S GOING TO JUMP ON YOUR FACE AND LAY EGGS IN YOUR STOMACH!

[reachthelight]

TRIOPS .

[igortan]

there is anything better than poke something with a stick

[420DEADGIRL]

"phone rings" Mr. President you know that alien autopsy, Turns out a russian spy stole the dick....

[gluecklicherdepp]

its just a crab ... a strange one but theese are sea creatures

[J1ZZ3D]

@gluecklicherdepp Since when do crabs have super long tails. And the head doesn't fit a crab. And aren't crabs men't to have those big claw things.

[protomatr]

@J1ZZ3D you dont realize that tsunami's pull all kinds of deep see creatures from the deep and its very plausable that this could be a deep sea crab because things have to adapt to the deep shollow water crab have claws to fend off preditors the dont use them to feed and there arent as manny preditors at 5000 plus foot depth so it adapted to its enviroment

[J1ZZ3D]

@protomatr Still if it was an adapted animal, it looks more like a really small stingray.

[protomatr]

@J1ZZ3D things change at major depth changes there are soft shell crab out there

[pixelsword]

Chernobylfish

[PivotMasterX4]

Ofc go ahead, poke it.. LOL

[PivotMasterX4]

in soviet russia...