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  • But sir this is a consular ship!...*gasps*...We're on a...*gasp* diplomatic mission.

  • I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a joke satirizing people who call satanic on fantasy things like Harry Potter.

  • Kirk Cameron's left behind is not a good movie

  • Why is noah's ark real?

    "Because I have fate"

    BULLSHIT!!!

    EVIDENCE!!!

    WHERE IS IT?!?

  • seriously, that guy is bar far more batshit carzy than any trekkie.

  • "We're just saying that is fiction and Jesus is real.."

    Arguing against fiction, with fiction. Now that is just priceless.

  • "Tell me about the sighn"??? " Well I'm fucking crazy, and this sign just points the positive meassage, of how fucking crazy I am."

  • this reminds me of the Westboro Baptist Church.

  • Star Wars = Fiction

    Jesus  = Fiction

    Chuck Norris= Real

  • theres always a pathetic 0.01% in every bunch that makes themself look stupid, these guy obviously has NEVER been laid and still lives with his mother, when his mother is dead, he might end up becoming so obessed by keeping her in a freezer or preserving the body some how, he may even become a serial woman killer, maybe killing prostitutes.

  • @markhorneyuk, the 40 year old virgin.....nah hahah

  • It's george Lucas's brother! man he would do anything to piss him off.

  • I find his lack of faith disturbing. ::::force choke::::

  • This ignoramus prefers "Left Behind"... to "Star Wars".

    This man has Bantha Poodoo for brains.

  • This guy is fiction.

  • Sorry I meant to say are these people stupid or what?

  • Are these people or what?

  • Shut up dumbass, it's just a fiction movie.

    I'm a Christian and Revenge Of The Sith is my favorite movie of all time.

  • Well, I guess the old star wars could be a religion though the newer ones kind of screwed that all up. Because in the old ones the force was this unknown power and people even after death existed. But the new ones its just midichlorian psychic power stuff like in parasite eve 1 & 2. So since it was all explained as biological its not a religion except for the unexplained dead people visible in the sky and hearing the dead talking....yeahh they messed up.

  • I thought that "The Force" was the good side!

  • He sound like a mentally fucked guy i know... He also claimed that the people in star wars were demons, too!

  • Fear is the path to the dark side.

    Fear leads to anger.

    Anger leads to hate.

    Hate leads to suffering.

    Mathew ~ 3:16

    lol

  • Hellarious!

  • Christianity fucked up his brain.

  • That guys biggest sin is his beard.

  • haha! "how do you know Noah's arc is real?"

    -"I have faith"

    Isn't faith just about not knowing? You feel something but you don't have proof that it's a fact... Knowledge is about the accumulation of facts and the organisation of this information into systems that makes relations between these infos.

  • ALL OF U SHUT UP THIS GUY IS TELLING THE TRUTH, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW DEMONIC THIS FILM IS. JUST GIVE YOUR LIVES TO CHRIST AND U'LL SEE WHAT MISTAKE YOUR MAKING CALLING THIS GUY AN IDIOT. WHEN U GO TO HELL U'LL REMEMBER WHAT THIS GUY SAID. THEN U'LL SAY "OH WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THAT GUY I WAS CALLING AN IDIOT." AND ALL U WHO THINK YOUR ALL STRONG AND ALL WILL BE CRYING WHEN YOU GO TO HELL.

  • This shows what terrible illness religion is! WHAT AN IDIOT! 

  • People like him give Christianity a black eye for sure

  • Crazy for sure--it is only science fiction. He needs mental help for sure

    

  • The Force is much more real than your God.

    I hope that all monotheistic will end up on the trash bin of history one day.

  • @VannevarBush Why is it that christ has to be trashed just because of some extremist? So do you trash all muslim faiths as well just because some extremist bomb and kill people? I'm guessing no. Lol now on another note, I can see an anti-gay rally or anti-porn, but anti-starwars wtf?

  • @FreeWhoopin1390

    I didnt talk about Christ himself. I talked about the monotheistic beliefs. All of them including Islam and Judaism.

    Yeah this is really funny.. .Anti-Starwars.... only because Starwars deals with buddhist philosophy and they are too stupid to understand it so they are in fear of it.

  • Mortimer just needs pussy.

  • Personally, as a Muslim, I feel Star Wars can be good for spiritual education. I mean, yeah it's fiction, but I feel it teaches very real spiritual and moral values.

  • In approx 1 millennium star wars will become real an god will be a cretinism - FI movie!

  • I'm a christian myself but I honestly fail to see how these "Christians" made the connection between star wars and God... Can we please get back to the days where movies were just a form of entertainment and not not about peoples salvation

  • what i don't understand is that Christianity preaches the existence of talking snakes, trees clapping their hands with joy, never-ending jars of oil and baskets of food, blind men being restored their sight by dirt and spit, and also that incest is a sin, although, if adam and eve were the first and only people, then how else did the human race grow and multiply? i think Jesus was a social/relational genius, but i refuse to swallow the bowl of BS along with the grains of truth.

  • @coalblack666 jesus as described in the bible, and i even mean limited to just his regular human-ness didnt exist. outside the bible there's no special recognition of a jesus guy in that time in that area, bu t it mentions MANY "messiahs" that came and went but none ever stand out with huge stories, unless its bible stories

  • @cabot2jville2010 Josephus, a historian of the day also makes remarks about jesus in a separate work.

  • @coalblack666 ... i can't believe some people still mention josephus, go look up the problems with his accounts and his credibility and you'll understand what im talking about

  • @candiceevans1 i just think this is a little too ridiculous to require any explanation. it's like boycotting Disney's 'Aladdin' because of the genie, or Dreamworks' 'Happy Feet' because penguins don't talk, sing, or dance, or even Disney/Pixar's 'Wall-E' because robots can't have souls.

  • I cant tell if this guys a FUCKING RETARD or just trying to be funny and get them going.

  • They did this stunt back in 2002, and it's still receiving airtime. Pretty impressive if you think about it.

  • @beatnikish the original stunt was done over 2000 years ago and people still buy it!

    now THAT'S impressive (if not a little sad)

  • "There are people here who believe that [the Force] is a real religion..."

    Please tell me I misheard that...

  • @jrockzmyv382 "The Force" is just another name for "Chi" or "Ki", as in Asian religions such as Taoism - not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

  • "Darth Vader isn't real"...at least we've seen Darth Vader in the movies, when has your god ever shown himself?!

  • I would invite this guy to every party I would ever throw. He is a comedic genius.

  • haha that's truly stupid :P

  • What a gimp!

  • IMM CHRISTIANN BUTT WTFF

  • "Noahs Ark is real, and the Millenium Falcon is not."

    I wonder what Harrison Ford would say, because he had both.

  • @Grayfox988 I am with you here, but "Raiders of the Lost Ark" had nothing to do with "Noah's Ark".

  • @0rganDon0r Yeah, I know, I got confused, yet I was too lazy to correct that. Still I bet the Millenium Falcon is more real than Noah's Ark, because the Falcon was built IRL as a prop.

  • @Grayfox988 Well, if the "Noah" myth was based in the Epic of Gilgamesh, and the Epic of Gilgamesh flood was based on a real event, there could have been a merchant who rode a raft filled with trade goods to the Arabian sea that started the whole "Ark" story rolling. So, by a large leap, the "Ark" could have been real, just not in the incestuous way that Christians would like us all to believe.

  • @Grayfox988 Both the Millenium Falcon and Norh's Ark are FAKE!

  • WOW PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE, I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I LOVE STARWARS, OH AND A SIDE NOTE, I LOVE THE ZELDA SERIES, I LOVED THE LOTR TRILIGY ALSO, IF HE IS FOR REAL PLEASE SOMEONE SHOOT HIM.

  • Noah's Ark can make .5 past light speed

  • May the Jesus be with u

  • He must be fun at Partys

  • Just wondering... are these guys paid to do this?

    My old-ex-sister-friend-whatever she is now was brain washed and says shes now "employed by GOD" and does exactly what this douce is doing....

    Just wondering cause i hope they aren't living off our tax's.

  • This is Fake. That guy is really just trying to make christians look stupid

  • LMFAO u do know he is just pull a wild joke right? he isn't serious at all this is hilarious

  • A young George Lucas protesting against his own creation. Cool story bro.

  • I find it ironic that Star Wars is based off of the bible.

  • all religions are cults and had cult beginnings ,i feel better NOT being a cult member

  • chuck norris is a super badass jedi tell him they aren't real to his face

  • wheres Darth Vader when you need him??

  • notice how you don't see any kids protesting this shit?

    my theory is that its cause they haven't been infected with it yet

  • omfg! Just when I thought people couldnt get any more stupid we find these guys raysing the bar on the stupid meter.... hahahaahahahahahaaha

  • What do christians and star wars fans have in common?

    They aren't getting laid.

  • @SuperTongpo Are you kidding?! I am a Star Wars fan, and I go to orgies with my girlfriend all the time! Sometimes, its a Star Wars themed orgy! How dare you compare us to Christians!

    ^_^

  • There are people who believe in the Jedi and Sith philosophies so yes, it is a real religion just like Christianity. That doesn't mean the followers believe in the force. A belief may be completely false but that doesn't stop people from believing. Just like Christianity.

  • white side or the black side it light or dark and if you really belive this shit then what ever i am a christian an i love starwars i know every line in all the movies lol i am such a geek. You belive that because some one may belive that force is real they are going to hell that is wrong and you call yourself a christian i remember jesus walking on water and people said that he was possed and was a demon for that it is possible that God could give the power to someone to do things like jedi do

  • i hope this guy dies really painfully just before he dies and rots in the ground for ever with 'saviour'

  • Jesus would save all good Jedis and Siths from religious Fundamentalists

  • dude i cant tell if this guy is serious

  • "Its a fictional movie."

    And you sir, believe in a fictional book.

  • @mtllica1991 It`s interesting that he knows that its a fictional movie but doesn`t take out of that the fact that it should not be taken seriously and for that reason does not need to be protested against, just as what the Bible says should not be taken seriously.

  • @mtllica1991 hahahahaha, you just made my day!

  • @mtllica1991 I totally agree, the Bible is just as fictional as Star Wars, because of the evidence!

  • @mtllica1991 lol, what do you know about the Bible? My guess is absolutley nothing. Its actually a collection of personal accounts dating back thousands of years, and therfore proving or disproving that any of these incidents actually happened is near impossible. Of course there are some aspects, which common sense tells us are impossible, tho interpritation through morals and stories was common back then. Thers no question that this protest is idiotic, but stop refrencing wat u dont comprehend

  • @EZBreezy187

    So talking animals, surviving inside of a fish and fitting two of every single species of animal onto a boat were "slightly embellished" real accounts?

    Shut up.

  • Jesus was the last jedi.

  • @TheVampireSteve Yes, because they are both fictitious.

  • @TheVampireSteve or the last Sith lord?

  • Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

  • That guy is the biggest moron I have ever seen.

  • Hail the Antichrist, fuck the holy spirit!

  • Krrrrrrkk.....Hooooooccckkk. Luke, you were an apostle!

  • Darth vader isnt real, sir.

  • This guy doesnt have any pancake mix....

  • It's funny because he looks like George Lucas!

  • "Tell me about the sign"

    Then he looks at the sign.. " o yea"

    hahah

  • IRONY WIN!!!

  • I've never heard of anyone who thought the force was real. I'm a christian, and there is nothing wrong with starwars. lol R2Demon2

  • this guy is crazy! it is more likely that the millennium falcon exists than noah's ark.  i can't believe people actually believe in that shit. when i was little, i was a victim of attempted brainwashing. luckily, my bullshit detector went off and now i am open minded.

  • LMFAO left behind over star wars, hilarious.

  • Star Wars IS GOD! George Lucas was the messenger to convey the message! :-P

  • I'm a faithful christian and a huge SW fan, I've spent more than $2000 on the hobby, but this is just WOW...

    Anyone who looked for more than 10 minutes would see resemblance between most religious, Christianity is one of the big ones that you can compare it to. Overall it has a good message. Anyone who thinks the (SW) force is real should be in a straight jacket.

  • this guy is hilarious. he had me for the first minute.

  • Any of you fluoridated sheep heard of John Todd? Or have you a clue of eugenics / social engineering / the esoteric? 60 years ago, people complained that 'rock n' roll' would destroy the moral fabric of society. Society has become Sodom.

    Some will never experience reality, even if it burned them with a flame.

  • really nothing is wrong with star wars because a jedi is what every christian should be like

  • But it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

  • all i can say is WOW

  • "And save darth vader from the dark side?

    Darth Vader isn't real sir." NIETHER IS THE FORCE O_O

  • What a fuckin' idiot this religious !!!!!!!!!

  • Why is George Lucas protesting his own movies?

  • "...yes but the Millenium Falcon is fake." "How do you know the Ark isn't fake?" "Because I have faith."

  • @thecolourofspring The only way you could ever believe in some thing like is to just believe. If a devoted Christian person started to question things in the Bible they might start to question their own faith. Ask a Christian a logical question about some thing in the Bible that doesn't make sense and most of the time all they will say is "Just believe".

  • i'd like to apologize to all viewers of this video on behalf of christians. trust me, not all christians are like this, just the legalistic ones (catholic). honestly, jesus probably thinks star wars is sikk

  • HEY PEOPLE stop believing in force its wrong, believe in burning creatures and winged people and people who dont die when they die . Force is just bullshit i mean how can you believe in such things you can divide the red sea in two thats true but you cant move objects with ur mind so pls stop such nonsense =D

  • Check out some of the clips on you tube about John Todd, a guy born into a satan worshipping family who broke away and became saved by Jesus Christ. He exposes many disturbing facts about things in our every day lives that most people do not want to hear. He mentions that star wars is full of satanism, and the term "the force" is in fact an occultic term.

  • hail satan

  • Jesus uses the force

  • It's like Satan created the associations, metafores, symbols, etc. of the arts. It seems to me he's narrow-minded, or he doesn't know anything about art. He might have a hard time because of this, or this might be a joke. I say life is full of contradictions, think about and accept them, and be happy.

  • so this is what the world has come to...

  • maybe this dumb-ass should read the Bibe?

  • hahaa starwars is awesome

  • Calm down guys, this was a practical joke.

  • wtf? ok star wars is fake but does he have prof of this jesus fellow?

  • "we're just saying that that's fiction and jesus is real"

    So funny:)))

  • May the schwartz be with you.

    There, I think that settled it.

    And the Jedi church is actually an official religious group. I don't know what they do.

  • Welcome to the darkside :D.

  • if he not there to judge and knows star wars fake, what the hell is he here then !? i mean come on just because you SEEN it once doesnt mean people who watch it cant go to hell for that besides Bible is full of fairytale crap which man change God's teachings

  • Star Wars has redeaming qualities which favor that which is good. That guys should go to those who are acting on evil. Star Wars is fiction. Star Wars is good in that which it teaches all people.

  • Dude settle down it was a practical joke.

  • The millennium falcon isn't real but noah's ark is, ok so what about all the animals and humans on other contenants did they just drown and magically re appear?

  • @Immortal4eva17 No. Use your brain for once. First, use the real biblical measurements, not stupid pictures of bath tub arks. The ark was huge. It fit two of every KIND of animal. Not every animal, but two of every kind. Two dinos, two dogs, two cats, etc. The people came from REPRODUCTION. Duh. Under evolution where'd everyone come from? Reproduction. Use your brain. Everyone knows people expand the human race through reproduction.

  • @Songwriter4God Two Dinosaurs? In case you don't know they went extincted 65 million years ago. I know not every animal, what i was trying to say is the ark was built on land in what they called the world, To day we call the Middle East.

    There are thousands of species including humans on other continents across thousands of miles of oceans that would have drowned.

  • @Immortal4eva17 There's not really evidence for them dying 65 million years ago. Did you know the word "Dinosaur" is relatively new? Also, cave painting 100% disprove the "No man with dinosaurs" opinion. How could they make them look so much like dinos with not even the slightest bit of visual data?

    Yeah, so? God brought them to him.

  • @Songwriter4God And another thing only 2 of 1 species could not have repopulated the whole planet. Like Adam and Eve they had 2 sons but Cain killed Able than went out to find a wife, What? Do you see the problem here?

    Even if they had a son and daughter . That would be incest and their offspring would of ended up retarded, down syndrome and etc.

    even if they survived probably could not reproduce them selves.

  • @Immortal4eva17 WOOOOW! You need to read your oppositions book! And use logic. Two of one species could most definitely repopulate the Earth, wanna try it? Destroy man kind. It'll work. Trust me. Two sons? No! More like 100 sons! Adam lived to be 900 something, Methusaleh got over 1,000, after that it all went downhill to the current 70-90. Adam and Eve had PLENTY of children. Cain and Able are only two of them mentioned that are important. >>> To be continued

  • >>> Continued Incest had no bad results back then. God provides. Also, it's like polygamy, it used to be acceptable. Noticed something, today we have disease and everything, back then it was some sickness, famine, and thorns. Use your brain, things change.

  • @Songwriter4God Dinosaur may be a relatively new word but doesn't change fossil records. And they don't know exactly what they looked like only educated guesses based on fossils and where the fossils were found and what the climate was like at that time based on core samples. What do you think paleontologist go to school for? It's not to learn how to fake evidence, Get real.

  • @Songwriter4God By the way I am using my brain and thinking for my self. I don't need a bible to tell me why the sky is blue.

  • @Songwriter4God The bible will tell you the sky is blue because God made it that way, Science will tell you that it because partials in our atmosphere reflect the blue color of the spectrum. All of the colors can be absorbed the higher frequencies (blues) are absorbed more often than the lower frequencies (reds). This process is called Rayleigh scattering. I don't always agree with Science and it's not perfect but we will keep learning and discovering new things.

  • @Songwriter4God We could go back and forth all day you will see it your way and I will see it mine. I think the Bible is a great source for some historical events and teaches you how to be a good citizen. But just remember it has been translated so many times from it's original language and been around to many Kings example (King James) Tailored and misused for keeping the people in line and population control. Example (Spanish Inquisition) but that's a whole another story in it's self.

  • the power of the dark side compels you

  • This guy should wake up to the reality and realise, Stars Wars it's just and ficional movie nothing more.

  • join the Dark side they rock not like this stupid freak

  • that guy has to be joking. nobody in the world is stupid enough to think that people worship the force. "white side and black side" lol

  • hahaha

  • hahahahahahaha what a nerd... christians are bunch of retards... all religions are based on a man made stories, nothing is real...

  • i am not a christian but religions are real

  • lol, starwars is a movie and a damn good one too, its not a religion lol

  • whats wrong with these people. please get a life crazy jeaus people.

  • LOL the Christian guy said the "Left Behind" movie was "uplifting" and was clueless about his great pun.

    Monotheists are so clueless about irony, metaphor and double word meanings you can always rely on them saying something funny even when they are not raving maniacs like the God Warrior lard lady.

  • Belief in the "force" is a very real religion & there's a very real "force"!

    Let me explain, pagan pantheists for millennia have believed all living things have a spirit, & all is one & all is god!

    Practicing witches worship a thing called the force, which they believe they can tap into to work magick & shape reality to conform to their will!

    They're DECEIVED, the force isn't a goddess (nature), but is actually SATAN, & Satan has a "light" side where he appears as an angel of light "Lucifer"!

  • Join the DarkSide ,we have cookies.

  • "We're not judging, we're just saying that this is fiction and Jesus is real."

    Haha, oh wow.

  • "I saw it once... there were demons flying around..."

    Did this guy go into another movie by mistake after buying his ticket?

  • no shit sherlock. stop preaching religion it has it's time n place. n it's not public. it's a personal choice. i dont breathe down your neck about whether i believe in Jesus, God or Satan. church can be a cult in itself. if u obsess w/ it. yeah dont worship or obsess w/ things to much. that makes u an addict. n changes the way u behave n think if u never come out of it. personally i think more people in this world hav more mental issues then statistics show. they just dont get diagnosed

  • HimmiJoe you said it. "It's a fictional movie and it not real because I say sooo".....Sheesh. Get real, same can be said about his belief. Dont push your beliefs on others. Just let em enjoy the freaking movie. I'm not preaching what he need to belief ;3

  • im a christian and this is just rediculous, who actually takes the force to be a religion?

  • I would, but the Immortal God Emperor protects. it is my duty to serve, and if need be, die in in his name. For as long as he sits on the golden throne, he is with us. I will inform the inquisition of your blasphamy and they will purge your body with holy fire.

  • 0:59 , the Sandtrooper should be checking his ID and placing him under imperial arrest.

  • Demons can do that jumping around stuff? I did not know that!

  • The guy needs to get out of his bible nest.

    Preaching that it's just a movie, while preaching from a book. Hypocrite.

  • Religion is a such a mental illness *smh*

  • @Grooveraider No, it isn't. Christianity is a relationship with Jesus. You're religion is probably atheism. Your rules? No belief in God.

  • what a fucking moron.

  • this is how brain-washed a person can be coz of religion,you know .i even heard that christians said that nano technology was witchcraft coz they couldnt see it.bunch of morons

  • I find your lack of faith .. disturbing.

  • hey people did you know that ssome of the star wars event are based of events in the bible like boba fett and the pit of carcoon thers a storie in the bible that says that a guy falls into the mouth of a whale after a fight so there star wars is NOT EVIL ITS JUST A MOVIE SEARIES