Teenage Mother (1967) trailer

[zackhanscom]

snooki

[notaras1985]

sexy body, normal body. most girls today are skinny and tiny with legs like sticks

[SteveVithal]

You had to get married to have an abortion? Those are some fucked up mores.

[chevypillow247]

Why is an Italian mobster narrating a movie called Teenage Mother??

[stylestar07]

according to the text at the beginning, this movie was breaking box office records? BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[diestroduende]

I wouldn't have taken my kids to see this, as was suggested by the narrator

[2bin]

A real keeper, she is...

...says Yoda.

[SweetJaneofGoth]

Like I'm gald I'm a Lez, but she's sooo totally hot!

[lady12480]

Did she get gang raped with everyone watching?

[22centman36]

@lady12480 yep. I saw the movie. They stood around and watched. 

[Herreken]

Why didn't she get an abortion?

[22centman36]

@Herreken it was the 60's and abortion was still illegal. plus most filsm just didnt put anything in their scripts about abortion so they wouldnt give anyone pregnant ideas. It's an exploitation film, man, not a morality play.

[TheMintySpaghetti]

Naughty Arlene.

[scurrie1981]

Is that Dominic Chianese (Uncle Junior) doing the voice over?

[Bombenette]

what in gawds name??????

[Jantv81]

why is this so freakin' funny??

[22centman36]

@Jantv81 because the voice over actor is yelling, " TEEN AGE MUTHA, Means nine months of hell!"

[phaermink]

-Young lady there is no such thing as being a little bit pregnant.

-Are you sure?

[xxxslash616xxx]

I totally want this to play in theaters and on tv in these modern times XD.

[FunkKlock]

you will follow her as she gets into trubba!!!!

[laprofessorapai]

Hair by Snooki

[123tindris]

camel toe ;)

[xcollider23]

"She turned brutha against brutha.....Teenage mutha!"



[technologyisgreat]

I'm gonna give you the time of your life, baby! But hang on, I gotta finish this swinging coo coo crazy chicken leg first, daddy-o.

[thekingofthegeeks]

TEENAGE MUTHA!

[Skulldini]

THIS is the kind of trashy old flick that influenced John Waters way back when !

[jay90068]

Teenage Fuckin' Whorebag.

[Rankpenguin]

1:55 is a fat man's dream: a horny, promiscuous girl eating a chicken leg.

[lepoetress]

In a way, she kind of reminds me of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she's brushing her hair.

[lepoetress]

@richardtheconquerer

I think there are some countries that won't prosecute if the victim refuses to marry the rapist.

[ladyjosephinelover]

@lepoetress this could be useful informatinon to know if i ever wanted to write about this..just crazy thank you :)

[Squadillah]

"Teenage mother means 9 months of trouble!" OK, so the actual pregnancy is trouble part. But what about actually caring for and raising the fuckin baby for another 18 years??? Is it just smooth sailing from there?

[taipan185]

Contraception you say! ...... She's wearing it. Seriously that underwear is a crime against nature.

[sakurashinra]

I'm very disturbed by the message this film sends, that if a girl is raped it's her fault. But this was made in the 1970s and back then people really believed that was true, a lot of people believed the girls were "asking for it" because of the way they dressed or behaved. A member of my own family did not report being molested by two guys in an elevator in the 70s because she believed that it was her fault for wearing a short skirt to work, and the police wouldn't take it seriously. Very sad

[lepoetress]

@sakurashinra

That was the mentality back then. A "good girl" doesn't tease or put herself out there to be taken advantage of. This movie was over the top; I never knew it existed. That whole town gang bang was off the hook and very foul.

[DaGame181]

she's a real tease !! haha

[james1200]

Holy shit...I googled it, it's a real movie! Pirate Bay, here I come (no pun intended!)

[DollFaceless]

Oh my god, that's terrible. D: Poor thing! They blamed her for being raped. <:(

[dukeydo]

the chicken leg was, believe it or not, a phallic symbol. Notice how she teases the bone with her tongue. I don't know about youse guys but it got me firikken HOT!! Man oh man!

[KelSIZooo]

Why is she eating chicken?

[kathryn0200]

"we only got an hour, but I'll be real good." lol.

[neatoauctions]

Arlene Farber (the star of this film) made guest appearances on episodes of the TV shows "Room 222," "Mannix," "Kung Fu," and "Baretta." After playing a small part as a high school gym teacher in the amusing lowbrow comedy romp "Slumber Party '57," Arlene called it a day as an actress. Farber is married and now lives in California. Furthermore, her 18 beautiful daughters are all preggers-in-the-tumtum.) (okay, I made that last part up myownself.)

[The096757]

i like the music at 1:40.

[Forceofbubbles]

dirty cow

[1919luka]

I'd totally have lesbian sex with her. She wouldn't get pregnant ;)

[MichaelHansenFUN]

see what i mean by being the IT girl

THE HOT CHILD IN THE CITY

[MichaelHansenFUN]

is this a something weird DVD?

can i get it on dvd?

[emilygracey]

Who knocked up Thelma from Scooby Doo?

[setpunks13]

i bet this movie drove the rotarians wild!

[setpunks13]

"special roadshow attraction"

translation: complete piece of shit

[stevelatinner]

Where is your daughter tonight?

[quaid1997]

such wooden acting...

[pandaeyes42]

There is another word for "Teenage Mother"-SLUT!!!

[Roblok100]

The guy who says "Teenage Mutha'" sounds like Christopher Walken!

[FuckVEVOHD]

@Roblok100 HAHAHA

[l337pwnage]

ah, the 1960's, when all the teenagers were 25, lol.

[rosrychaplet]

@l337pwnage yes now they're in their 30's

[l337pwnage]

@rosrychaplet actually, if they were 25 in 1960, they'd be 76 now.

[FirstPistolSammy]

>15

LOL number is 12 now

[LadyLeesa]

Hahahah what the actual fuck

[quaxk]

wow, corniest shit I ever saw

[Rumpelteazerpink]

All I could think about was how gorgeous her hair looks haha.

[blacksupra001]

LOL sex ed after film xd

[kobelino]

una pelicula de

paraguas films

kalender films international

hahahahahaha

[sonofJack3]

"It explains what you CAN'T."

[cro44magnum]

"Teenage mutha! Means nine months of trubba!" Now where's my pastrami on rye with a seltzah? Hurry up, it's bowlin' night!

[frigidpony]

1:55 "I'm gonna give you the time of your life baby... as soon as I'm finished eating this pig in a blanket."

[greendayrocksmuch]

isn't this the music video for Mother Mary by Foxboro Hut Tubs? xDDDD

[yobeccaboom]

when she's pregnant, her outfit looks just like velma from scooby doo lol

[lepoetress]

@yobeccaboom

Until you said that, I didn't realize it, but is sure does LOL!!!!

[sk8massacre]

the title alone is a horror film

[whatthefuck386]

is the narrator eating a salami sandwich? why the fuck is he talking like that!

[DemonCannibal731]

Hilarious...This has to be my new favorite trailer XD

[TheSexySockk]

lol nice granny panties XD

[cpaul27]

1:51 ... best dance move ... EVER!

[napocabro]

@cpaul27 jajajjajajajaj

[Tubenuub]

wait, what? they gangraped her, and called it "get even"?

[threeby8887]

@Tubenuub Well, this was back when rape wasn't considered a crime.

[l337pwnage]

@threeby8887 It was, but you had to actually prove it back then. However at some point it was not a crime within a marriage, AFAIK.

[Popcornroman]

Then...Teenage Mother.

Now...16 and Pregnant.

[CowardStern]

@Popcornroman at least girls today are fuckable compared to the cunts back then.

[Karlpetry]

This chick is HOT!

[FreshKiddsTV]

95 people dont wish to see the brief lecture about the REAL facts in which their parents never explained to them...

[FreshKiddsTV]

"one night the whole gang got even...."

[Vadomont]

lol i want to hear some outtakes of the announcer messing up

[hellokittysayshi]

hahahaha wut

[deussolinvictus]

Arlene Sue has some camel toe action going on there.

[cherrybombx27]

If the people who made this could see the teen pregnancy rate today, they'd be turning in their graves. Keep taking your birth control, girls!

[Wailwulf]

"Every parent should bring their child"

So they can meet all the pedophiles flocking to the film.

[DeepakPawndU]

@Wailwulf bahahaha....

[my4trackmachine]

also kinda pregnant.

[my4trackmachine]

she kinda hot.

[souzabluesplayer]

100% EXPLOITATION.

[Vetinari192]

They actually made fims like this?

[lepoetress]

@Vetinari192

You haven't seen the "After School Special" shows that used to come on back in the day. If you think this is corny/campy/wooden acting, you should've seen those.

[woe73]

 0:57 them PANTS LOL!!

[HaligonianType1]

 Teenage Mother, means nine months of trouble!

[AmaiLaura]

1:37: nice dancing on the right

[MrPokerJesus]

lol jailbait is all I can say

[Str4wb3rryM00nP13]

00:47 pregnant Velma?

[timpriddy73]

LOOKA THAT THICK BUSH-----------FLOSSIN YER TEETH

[l0velytashia]

lmfao where is your daughter tonight

[Breathless2012]

It's funny but that's pretty much how all girls are in today's world.

[KillKorea]

haha stupid bitch dont know how to jump over the hood of a car

[Katzeeeh]

so... where's your daughter tonight? :O

[rojam1tchell]

So was this a real movie?

[jorojam10]

i wunda how many guys got a stiffie!

[cocoskanin]

Her hair is SOOOOO beautiful.

[Hooklineansinker]

Id do her

[sheshines4all]

lOLOLOLLOLLOLLOL.LOL

[EricLevengood]

This is what "16 and Pregnant" should have been.

[Myhattable]

I fucking love all these 60's trailers! :D

[13eka31]

fuckin slut but shes hot as hell! yummmy babe :)

[dolan2159]

WRAP IT UP

[TheKnightofAce]

It's like a hot version of Juno. You gotta put out if you wanna get back.

[AllAboutCars91]

Sooooo......moral of the story is sleep around and you'll get gang raped and then pregnant?

[do00p]

"Teenage Mutha!" Haha. Love that guys voice!

[HowieP]

@do00p "...means nine months of TROUBAH!"

[FortyWhacks]

"We only got an hour, but I'll make it good."

HA! Good luck, chick. The average orgasm for a guy is 15-25 minutes!

[Bawbster1]

@FortyWhacks Yup - and for inexperienced guys her age - sometimes 2 minutes! - lol

[ChesterAsucka]

@FortyWhacks

Damn! How long is the sex? ha ha ha ;)

[MakiPcr]

So,underage mothers are vixens who deserve to be raped?

[harris3693]

@MakiPcr guess so? At least back then in the USA, don't know about the USSR, maybe they have different means of rape :P

[MakiPcr]

@harris3693 Hey! It's what happen in the Trailer.

[waggon666]

Velma...

[rhettbutler96]

that girl is not 15 by any strech of the imagination...

[FortyWhacks]

@rhettbutler96

Word. Thank god most movie producers don't think 15 year olds aren't anything but curvy, big-hipped and with adult hands (well, then again, I do osteology, so I often notice immediately on the hands and ankles if a woman is well, an actual adult.)

[SykoFox]

Finally, terrible movies and school have come together to make something worth getting a bored Bostonian to shout about.

[Zimpan]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! 9 ninjas gets trouble!

[nonispana]

What a stupid movie. Seriously.

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

I am laughing SO hard right now.

[LeadGuardian]

"This is 15 year old Arline Sue. I know how to make all the boys hot." Wow! And we wonder why we have pedos now!

[Buckeyecat2002]

The old plumper who played Arlene looks like a fried pork chop that only requires some potatoes and gravy to make a meal.

[pyromaniacevil]

I love how she's straight up saying she'll have sex, and the guy keeps saying "she's a real tease"

[gell7]

@pyromaniacevil i luv the 60s pussy was free back then i m miss them dasys of free love

[sapher974]

LSD + Rapist friend = gift!!!

[davidaburdick]

damn that chicken leg !!!!

[chainsawteddybear]

the original "scene girl"xD lmao!

[RetroVGamer]

I thought this movie was gonna be a bout a 50 year old mom. Who drinks a potion that turns her young again and she screws her daughters boyfriends.

[jenniferjuniper97]

This is more like porn than a warning. I'll bet all the men who worked on this film wanked to it nightly.

[MasterUnholyWar]

Hubba hubba.

[SwissHardstyle]

She was fat with 15 oh jesus

[MakiPcr]

@SwissHardstyle She wasn't fat! She was healthy, this movie is from when people knew being a stick wasn't the epitome of health

[FortyWhacks]

@MakiPcr

Nonono, haven't you seen much 70s movies? In Death Race 2000 there are women where you can literally see their ribs poking way.The hell. Out. Same way with the original Mel Brook's The Producers. The original Ula had a body from the waist up like a stray greyhound. It was only in the 80s when gyms became advertised as unisexual and being beautiful didn't mean extreme dieting. The 60s and 70s were all for Twiggy then. She's just different because she's in an indie movie.

[MakiPcr]

@FortyWhacks Not at all, but it's good to know. Still back then women could have some meat on them and not be called fat

[hiphopbunny333]

wait so at 3:40 did she get raped?

[jenniferjuniper97]

@hiphopbunny333 obviously.

[hiphopbunny333]

@jenniferjuniper97 just askin cause she is so calm about it :/

[jenniferjuniper97]

@hiphopbunny333 i understand how some would view her passivity as consent. The horrible truth is that most rape victims are too frightened for their lives to fight back or get upset at the attacker. :( Peace~

[macsnafu]

"At 15 she knew everything" Well, except for contraception, I guess, but it WAS 1967, after all.

[baychecks100]

sorry i meant the head butt flinch spasm move at (1:50)

[baychecks100]

"she's a reeeal tease?" quite the opposite dip shit!

"i know how to get all the boys hot?" girls get hot, boys get hard!

was it really this fuckin goofy back in the 70's ?

cool like this (2:37) with moves like these(1:52)

[MrGakn]

Juno is a ripoff.

[sapphiretaurus]

The girl was irresponsible, but so where the sluts who raped her. What they did was far worse than what she did. I wonder if the storyline included them being punished.

[SliderJunkie]

lol Typical 70's B movie.

[ProfessorxVile]

Is that Obama's mom?

[MsJakemonster]

hahaaaaaha

[JerryTKangaroo]

9 months of TROUBLE!

[leerat]

lame by todays teenage standards..... which is sad :( i think todays "kids" are missing out on childhood

[immutabledude]

So... "Juno" was a remake?

[PrivateAckbar]

My feminist mate was going on about rape victims putting up with guys blaming them, as if anyone has even thought that in 40 years, but when I hear this guys voice saying "she was a real tease" I can imagine him going "WELL WHAT WUH YA WHEARIN?"

[TheVivaciousNerd]

I cannot actually handle such extreme levels of trolling!

[LibraRises]

Actually...I just came here to hear him say TEENAGE MUTHA

[ISLAVERDE29]

@LibraRises Come to Boston! You'll hear nothing but talk like that..."Watching the Bruins and eatin' pizzer at the gah-den"

[corndawg15]

TEENAGE MUTHA!

[dunjica77]

You can get pregnant from eating chicken legs??

[bobbydigital20g]

thelma got teen pregnant?

[elevatedubs]

milf