Human Killing Machine Review

[JDJeffery]

I was waiting for the character who tears his own arms off and throws them at people. Frankly, I'm disappointed.

[Chaosscouter137]

3:33 have you noticed that when Egor's health is low, it regains its health? That's bullshit! Can't you do that too?

[TheMoronman123]

5:08 old fashioned saints row

[spongebot64]

When I heard Tiertex, I was ashamed that this was the same company that brought Robot Wars: Metal Mayhem to the GBC. Well, it may have been a different Tiertex, but I don't really know.

[riad232]

those graphics were amazing in the 80's

[ADefectiveMind]

Interesting fact: Kwon is Koori (an indigenous Australian dialect) for arse.

Fitting, really.

[OpticalFascism]

I don't see any _racial_ stereotypes here, just clichés.

But it's funny that I can think of two German porn actors with a big moustache and wild hairdo who could have been the inspiration for the one character.

[clblythe14]

Why can't I watch this on my iPad?

[lobby417]

@clblythe14 Teirtex blocked the video on mobile devices. LOL. (JK< but mayyyybe they did)

[Speedogg138]

@clblythe14 No go on Apple TV either. Weird.

[noodleking456]

Hes the meanist son of a snake youve ever seen

[roryos]

I wish he had brought this back D:

[NightbladeEagle]

Hallo, I have come to fix the Washing Mashine. ;-D

[cdbils001]

lol the russians guys energy charges back up what an unfair game

[THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

Hello, good evening and Potato.

[johnwx777]

Warning:This game can kill your desire to play actually good 1-on-1 beat'em ups.

[steampunk2102]

hallo i haf come to wazs dze wasing masien

hilarious

[ReddoFreddo]

wow that was REAL dutch at 5:04!

[Jimmybobburns]

the atari version of street fighter looks like a flash game

[xXxcollectorxXx]

MOAR

[MerchantOfMenace1]

Hallo, I have come to fix the vashing machine. ;D

[MarcelisKhaldern]

From what I can see the advert is showing off Merkeva, which according to said advert he is the titular Human Killing Machine...which would make sense and be kind of cool if he was incapable of doing anything other than a single punch, kick, or die :P

[BM309K58SMERCH]

Merkava is his name? It means "Vehicle" or "Transport" or "Vessel"...fitting? I know that there is a tank called Merkava.

Sagan's difficult Billiards shot. Hahahaha!

[CannyTails]

I feel like hanging my head in shame that they used our country people for such a lousy excuse for a game.

[FarfetchdPwns]

I swear to god that Maria and Helga are trannies!

[hentaiseeker]

Aww man. No NAZI? I figure if Tiertex were to go full out stereotype they would include an SS fighter. :/

[jazzwails]

the game is a human killing machine, and tiertex is a front for skynet

[Chaosscouter137]

I can't even play this on my itouch:(

Can you make all your videos viewable on mobile phones and itouches please?

[technologyguy223]

@Chaosscouter137 - wtf? I can watch any youtube vids on my itouch.

[lbpisgreat]

@Chaosscouter137 i can even watch this on my crappy 1st generation ipod touch

[DESPlERRE]

wow

[sonicawesomeness]

Quan or... however the devil you spell it.... Has Sonic the Hedgehog's shoes...

[jarmakey1]

that son of SNAKE . 

[TheSC20k]

@jarmakey1 I didn't know that the Big Boss had a son.

[Th3Hamm3r]

This is the original Street Fighter from the arcades. Not so much fun once they removedtheincrediblydangerousp­ressuresensitivepadsyouhadtosm­ashwithyourhandsandsomebastard­wouldhaveremovedallthepaddingf­romaroundsoyoudactuallybreakyo­urfingerseverytimeyoutriedtopl­ayit*GASP*

[KamikazeOrange]

"He's the meanest son of a snake you've ever seen."

Well, I'm glad I can say I've never seen the a son of a snake.

[DaWoonRa]

Was Tien playable on Street Fighter?

[SimHarrison]

lol 8:56

[johnwx777]

"Killing The Will To Fight Machine" they should call this game.

[crazybuizel]

You know, playing as a waiter would be pretty awesome in a fighting game if it was done right.

[burnindriver900]

@crazybuizel Yeah, throw a broken whine glass bottle to someones testicles.

[shadowthingey]

I think Tiertex should remake Human Killing machine for Iphone Hahah!...JK

[Darkspines22]

Potato.! :D

[XxSequndaEtapaXx]

Was Igor regenerating health during the entire fight?!?! WTF IS THAT SHIT what fighting game lets the enemy regenerate!!!!!

[vicious99007]

well franz looks like william murderface

[chosentonessournotes]

Ashens should totally rename this review, "Human Killing Machine; The Scandal & Review," to show how you REALLY review a game that has been fucked up by a developer!

[Lambda217]

they now make mobile phone games

:D

A FITTING PUNISHMENT

D:

[blackmage3000]

its comforting to know there's a potato

[PortalJumper98]

POTATO!!!!!!

[FatEd2012]

I would watch paint dry if u comment it!

[CupcakeExplosion11]

Potato to you Too, Ashens!

[khdarkriku17]

Tiertex did the same thing to the great arcade game Strider.... damn them!

[figment1988]

@khdarkriku17 it's no wonder Capcom disowned Strider Returns and eventually made a great effort to make a true sequel to Strider.

[hamburglar007]

I wonder how much they had to pay for the rights to use Stalin's likeness.

[henrickalmarines]

"He's the meanest son of a snake you've ever seen!"

[lethal0r]

i only ever made it to the first or maybe second prostitute, this was as wank as graeme souness vector soccer

[Magegg]

Ashens, you're so pro *__*

[Haloguydev]

Wait, Hello, Good Evening and POTATO!?

[estlib]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[AARTaylorSwift]

Ashens is so funny, his videos have helped me through a lot of break ups........is that weird?? (p.s. 'm a girl)

[94crazymonkey]

@AARTaylorSwift must be the accent.

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@AARTaylorSwift how u go through a "lot" of breakups in the space that youtube has been going i dont know :o

[missElsaPelsa]

Wow... total 6 frames of animation...

[Dwavenhobble]

probably already said by some-one but I bet Blue Peter were really annoyed by the release of this game I mean having to fight Shep how poor taste do you want. though I imagine if they were round know Bin Ladens corpse would probably be an enemy.

[RH98]

At first Franz seemed like a true professional, during his employment with us he never dropped a single tray. He was the most valued member of our front of house staff... until we had to let him go over that unfortunate indecent exposure/sexual harrassment incident :(

[scytheghidorah]

Wtf not available on mobile

[TheFriendlyDouche]

Teirtex is the British LJN

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@Ashens

Did you know that there was an educational game for the Sega Master System called "Sonic's Edusoft" or just "Edusoft"? It was made by the same company, Tiertex.

[tominator999]

Potato to you too Mr. Ashens.

[dotchoo]

@tominator999 Dr. Ashens. :D

[ForeverFaithInLove]

haha holy crap.

[Laughtraxx]

Song at 6:58?

[Sonmaru]

....wat

[RandomVideosJL]

At 2:20 I have a Bayonet exactly like that in my room!

[S0ryiu]

hanz looks like william muderface.

[AmienVids]

helga is blatantly a man

[shepski4]

What am I doing in the game?

[AP93Playa]

7:20 lining up a difficult pool shot FUCKIN LOL

[FullMetalAlcohol]

Why doesnt Igor just SHOOT him???

[frigginjoe]

45 people dislike this video.

[madammanga]

@frigginjoe uhhh yeh... 

[Gmodhacka]

@frigginjoe orly?

[gundamfan527]

@frigginjoe How about... 45 people deserve a FITTING PUNISHMENT!!!(?)

[Gmodhacka]

potato

[boeingnz]

OMG this game is where Miguel from Tekken 6 come from.

And from Spain too.

[pedal2th3metal]

wtf that game is harsh. The bad guys health regenerates in the fraction of a second it takes to hit him again, and you only take 4 hits and you die ):

[SonySasuke]

teirtex's website is suspended LOL!

[kazoie1]

more like the jhon defoe of street fighter

[1Tw2the2]

1:15 Thats what she said!!!

[Gamesta100]

No nipples on maria in this version.

1hmps just put up a vid showing the Spectrum version in which you can see Maria's nipples hahahahaha

[Theprocorey2]

he haqs a gun and all he uses it for is melee. lol game start "BANG" game over you lose

[psychonaut25]

dislikes number comments are getting annoying...

[Bramborail]

Just evil. . . . . .

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

45 people are weak, and need 5 knockdowns.

[burtonisdead]

William Murderface @6:40

[psychonaut25]

2:12 WTF?? Son of a snake?? Big Boss must be doing 7500 RPM in his grave

[Araclain]

@psychonaut25 lol... i was thinking the same thing =P

[Girichoko]

This is the best review I ever watched. The game is perfect and the jokes are splendid. Cheers!

[cuplajsu]

why does the video gets stuck in the potato?

[AWESOME90002]

I got this on the cover of CU Amiga.

[TankiMatt]

Markeva looks badass

[hollowfeilds]

Looks ok

[BrawlYoshi]

His dog, huh. I thought you would have to fight a bear. (Just kidding)

[bassie52]

on 5:09 there is a place called nachtclub. It means nightclub.

[Haloguydev]

@bassie52 Yeah,We know. Amsterdam+place with -----Club = Night Club.

[bassie52]

poetaytow

[mattakudesu]

i mustve watched this video like a dozen times, stuart is a genius.

[TVindustries5000]

hauntz looks like murderface

[DeRezus]

@TVindustries5000 Lol yeah kinda similiar.

[sub2me4areview]

@TVindustries5000 Hans.

[chebert66]

id hate to be attacked by the dreaded vulcan testicle pinch

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

Ashens and AVGN NEVER get old.

[spaded]

i still can go back and watch your video's all the time, when i need to laugh haha :D

[puggabloxo]

1000th comment , and awsome vids.

[nensondubois]

Tiertex made some of the best Game Boy games that were enhanced for the Super Game Boy giving them custom soundtracks... probably the only thing good Tiertex ever made.

[Torchic1912112121]

Tiertex?

Queertex. :)

[xMrBumpyx]

A fitting punishment indeed.

[AlexMote1995]

Hearing Ashens do a German accent just made my day.

[flashfire505]

Hello. Ive come to fix your washing machine.

[gattonero583]

this made me lol too much

[iMacromediaFlash]

a fitting punishment always gets me :D

[mattakudesu]

ashens, dude you make the best videos to watch blazed. i laughed till drooling.

[haruhistnumber5]

Wow. Twelve and Necro's stage!

[magikman1997]

This was just hilarious

[Misstersack]

Why not just light a match and light the firework on the end boss?

[TheAddyGee]

Potato FTWWWWW (for the win woo wee woot woo woo!)

[zozo3646]

BETTER THAN NOTHING

[np02058]

hang on.... helga and hans are based on the same basic model arnt they?

[rudorot65]

hello good evening and potato everyone

[golui889]

Why the hell thia video is loading so long? every other ahens video loads about 10-29 seconds and on this i have to wait 30 min fr half of it. WTF Stuart?

[ProjectEndgame]

A FITTING PUNISHMENT!!

[Martinntoxx]

Hello,I have come to vix ze vashing machine.

[kidsworldable]

lol at the end

[Birdtross]

Fear the Dreaded Vulcan Testicle Pinch.

[Revolucio1989]

Is Hans related to Helga?

[DarkStarboye]

Why does Kwan have only one eye?

[FemJesse]

43 people work for Tiertex

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@FemJesse It actually had less than a dozen people at the time of this game's production.

[Drivron]

43 people got mauled by Shepski

[lamune13]

6:51 PORN MUSIC

[LocustaVampa]

Brovo for that ending lol

[UMOExecutive]

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[lbpisgreat]

i thought it said kwon is carp. hes a fish!

[DaChaser78]

wow the crappiest game ever! lmao!!

[marcusbenhurr]

''Hellow, i have come to fix ze vashin machin''

[RandomPinoy09]

The German enemy... Franz.... He looks like Chef Excellence...

"Excellent Game"

...NO

[pyrix]

HE REGENERATES HEALTH! What an unfair game.

[distortedguitarist81]

what? shooting is unethical?

[kinmanyuen]

The beirut background doesnt look bad.

lmao "nachtclub" in dutch

[janmansde3dede]

@kinmanyuen Nachtclub is not even a real dutch word, its just Bar, or in there eyes

My land is filled with whore's so its a stripclub.... idiots (I mean tiertex)

[TheXXfusionzXX]

Penis pinch :0

[zanuha]

Lol, shepski.

[shigalbigal]

"KWON IS CRAP BLAH BLAH BLAH" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[brycew1995]

Hans looks like William Murderface.

[00Ibanezist00]

Oh man, Ashen is my favourite YouTuber! In tears with laughter at every one of his videos.

[bachyaraa]

i enjoyed wathcing this. as shitty as this game must've been i'm a sucker for any games from the late 80s & early 90s. brings back memories :)

[EAGAMERGT]

GO SHEPSKI GO 

[NobleSkull]

THE END BOSS IS HEAVY

[RasmusKudahl]

I lol'd at "Frans....a waiter!"

[DaWeedlord]

Great narration.

[GTA4masta]

kwon is crap

blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah

[snake3419]

POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Snotnarok]

These goons are the same people that made Strider 2 for Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Not the cool PSOne version)

[legolover1999]

Well potato to you too!

[sinshine1985]

"A move like he's lining up a particularly difficult pool shot" ahahaha that had me in stitches.

[nitemaricv2]

u forgot balrog sir.

[bulldog300]

this game made my skin crawl. How do people sleep at night after making this level of 'quality' product?

[RandomID222]

@bulldog300 With their eyes closed grapping every single pound they earn from nutjobs buying the games.

[Freezd99]

LOL "A fitting punishment" *woman frowns*

[DreisSniper]

AWESOME JAJAJAJAJA this made my day !!

[wisteela]

Crap game overload.

[3bucko]

Where can I get this game?

[konar96]

@3bucko HELL!!!!!!!!!

[konar96]

hehe kwon is crap

[PedroBenolielBonito]

That actually looks like the Red Light District oddly enough!

[WildDiscoDance]

haha,ilove the end bit with maria xD

[MFAtlas]

A Fitting Punishment!

[NoobPwner2448]

hello,good evening and potato to another episode of terrible old games youve proably never heaard of

[LuigiSkyskip]

Want a GOOD game which has ridiculous racial stereotypes in the form of fighting?

Try Punch Out!!