Dar1a s05e05 The Story of D 1-3

[cleanhomer]

J. Edgar Winter! LOL!!

[limetime221]

@mirandacosgrove sandy isthe one with her hair down with the brown hair

[limetime221]

who else thinks sandy sounds weird

[mirandacosgrovewuver]

@limetime221 which one is sandy

[angiiebaybee4]

haha "they're donating a tenth of a cent to charity for every house hold tuned in"

[BoyIsAMonster]

Fame by David Bowie @ 6:59 :)

[Jantv81]

what channel is Sick Sad World on?

[loulouz2]

A tenth of a cent for every household tooned in? For a million viewers that about $1000. What a big help!

[crazywow11]

animal lipo suction XD

[rainbowboy1111]

hahaha. "why do they have to make the eye of the needle so darn small?" "i guess to piss of the camel"

what an intelligent show; i can't think of any other cartoon currently airing that could utilize biblical humor.

[Shikamaru0Boo]

"Oh Tom, I didn't know you were here! Are you two hungry I could get some charkers and ceese, um crackers and cheese, and crackers." Oh she's too funny! By far one of my favorites on the show!

[TudorRose85]

Is it wrong to like Sandie? I just think she's funny.

[ishigum]

"Quinn, no one is going to pay us for eating carrot sticks..." That sounds like a self diss...

[JayAntoinette]

1/10th of a cent... wow.

[Hellborndelux]

Stacey: "Oh god whats wrong with me?"

Poor Stace, its such a shame she always get trodden on by Bitch-zilla

[sweetie8623]

@Hellborndelux yea i know i like stacey shes too nice to be treated like that i just hate sandy cause the way she treats her

[strippedfish]

it's funny how they're all at ONE person's house watching ONE TV when every household that tunes in to the awards chip in 1/10 of $0.01.

[StillRockingTheVote]

WELL OF COURSE SHE SHOULD! HE'S SHORT!

[heavenspaw]

That lion was cuter before the lipo. lol

[qmpaa]

What is that weird noise Mr. O'Neill makes after Daria tells him his shoe is untied?

[BelleBook]

I guess Helen's concerned about Daria in part because Daria has a steady boyfriend and Quinn goes out with lots of guys. I sure don't think Helen would be concerned about Daria getting a STD due to irresponsibility -- that's not Daria.

Belle Book

[Gyarren]

Big charity sending one-tenth of every cent they make to charity...sounds about right.

[KoolaidMolestors]

I giggled when she said "reflect well on us".

[sushi062000]

"Boy, this volunteering is going to be alot of work."

"Yea, someone should really pay us"

HAHAHAHAHA

[4lligator]

I could write songs for cats...I could write songs for dogs!

[sweetcutie1279]

i wish she was a real person too love her she super kool.

[natORGANIZATION]

QUUUIIIN...no one is going to pay us to eat CARROT STICKS

[Collegejew629]

lol Sandy's awesome. Between her and Daria no one owns Quinn more.

[fortunateizzi]

Helen: "Where's your sister?"

Quinn: "In a room."

Quinn: "Well of course she should divorce him-- HE'S SHORT!"

[connect2reality]

Who wants to produce "Sick Sad World" with me?

[stewielove101]

I'm in! Daria kicks ass! I prefer Daria over The Hills any day!

[TheWhiteFalconz]

Honestly, anyone with a brain would.

[TheWhiteFalconz]

Depends..I would love to be in on that.

[ENJ4321]

@connect2reality I'm down, SSW.

[CinnabonChan]

Okay.

Coming up next: Gay adult babies, and the women who live them!

[timmey3lalala]

@connect2reality me me me!!

[CharlesXavierr]

@connect2reality Hell yeah im so down!

[Trill104]

"I actually did think of submitting it somewhere, but it feels too, too much like trying"

Man, is Daria like like my female twin sister? Damn that sounded like some shit I would say.

[yacket]

1:45 Nazi eating a sub.

[chenalos]

In the first segment they come with a herpes joke. I get the feeling of the staff knowing that there will be no sixth season, so the gloves came off.

[thecoolestluzer123]

Lol @ 1:30 'I saw you this summer' xD

[intieyes]

I'm not J.EDGAR WINTER!!! Hysterical

[CinnabonChan]

"That mirror that adds 2 pounds!"

Don't worry girls, you still have barely enough body fat to keep you alive.

[salutemyshortsnow]

A tenth of a cent. Ha.

[billydeeuk]

"I hate that mirror"

"It hhhaaaaaaaaauuuuunts me"

[areejpeeran08]

Lipo For Leo next on Sick Sad World!!!! LOL

always love it wen they make ridiculous things to make up Sick Sad World!!!!

I Miss this show!!!! :(

[mysterycynic18]

Helen: "Tom's not here?"

Daria: "Not unless you have him secreted on your person...you do, don't you?"

Daria wins hands down.

[hotcheerios911]

"...This volunteering is going to be a lot of work"

"I know, someone should really pay us for it."

Tiffany is so soft and dumb, but she's still funny, LOL.

[whatsername21287]

Haha, I love Stacey and Tiffany's expressions when Helen was talking to Rita. LOL!

"...we'd be deconstructing that comedy from Croatia instead of 'It Came From Planet Stupid'..."

Wow. Wish MTV was still this smart.

[AverageAsianMe]

Everytime I watch Daria I feel like eating Pizza.

[GuadagniniGirl]

I really dig the Hanson poster in Sandy's bedroom...hahaha!

[Annaissmiles]

Jane: Okay. the movie just started, and you're in the comfort of your own home so I'd say you're not gonna make it, what would you say?

Daria:Crap

Love it

XD

[omgsomanynamestaken]

tom's so cute :)

[queenkarlarivera]

I know! so cute and smart

[GMR619]

crackers and cheese and crackers

[transformurslf7]

"Um, dad? Are you getting your military school boyhood mixed up with a past life in vaudeville?"

[coralin378]

Quinn is actually pretty smart. Too bad she's using her brain for useless things.

[HUDJ0679790]

Well... my sister was pretty much like that too during her younghood. She start ed taking her study pretty seriously during her early 20. Before that, you could have mixed Quinn with some errr.... taste for unhealty substance that make you dumb... lol

[ENJ4321]

@HUDJ0679790 Younghood??I hope you really meant to write Youth, cause there is no such word as Younghood lol.

[HUDJ0679790]

I'm french hehe, still have some english workout to do.

[cuzitsnecessary]

I official hate The-N now, I didn't know Erin had herpes.

[Yort781]

Lipo for Leo lol wow

[bluedahlia409]

but then...wouldn't people be putting their butts on us all day?

ew.

tiffany = <3

[JD]

"Daria, it's about a flesh-eating virus, how is that intimate?"

[MissusFingerBottom]

haha the titles of the movies are hollywood movies cliche..

[ragemanchoo82]

Quinn's shirt is different! o.o

[ATSM]

the light

[lostindreams87]

"I could get you some chackers and creese--I mean crackers and cheese!"

Haha. Reminds me of how my Uncle (and now I) like to say "cham clowder" instead of "clam chowder".

[JAlisa08701]

I can't believe Quinn and the fashion club came up with the idea of "What Not To Wear."

[kuren444]

"Why do they have to make the eye of the needle so darn small?"

"I guess to piss off the camel."

Great line. Apparently Daria knows the bible.

[dicriscio09]

this volunteering is going to be really hard work.....

yeah. someone should... pay us for it.

hahaha

[wooitseliza]

Quinn, nobody is going to pay us to eat carrot sticks.

[101Frenchkisses7]

A tenth of a cent lol

[Bethanybun713]

This is fantastic! I miss being able to see this on tv, but this is just as good.

[krupa15]

the quality is amazing!

[nissanaltima17]

Ahhh, my daily dose of Daria ;-)