How i met your mother, (Hot,Crazy) SCALE

[Serpette94]

I keep what I said, his hot/crazy scale makes no sens !

[Seneziod]

IT'S A RATIO YOU IDIOTS

[bucketofblood97]

240p, my old friend. we meet again .

[Aquastarandscourge]

@bucketofblood97 what does that saying mean?

[termitered]

anyone else notice the bum in the background above barney's right shoulder?

[idontwannakillu]

blah: i bet you wont even remember my name!

future ted: oh.....

[BeastNation2009]

Kids, back in the fall of 2007, I was dating girl named....Oh my God what was her name?......

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HER NAME WAS!!!! lol

[HawkLeer]

@BeastNation2009 Doesn't matter; Had sex.

[BeastNation2009]

@HawkLeer okay...

[Kazuhax3]

''come on bla bla ..its not like that!'' ..i see xoxo

[tschoooli]

I miss such things in the new seasons. Creative writing.

[Giiillette]

funny how losing ten pounds makes you less crazy,stabbing with a fork makes you hotter and getting a boobjob only makes you less crazy....

[MsTaylor1991]

Ted: "oh come on bla bla" :D:D

[RAch711baby]

Im crazy and not hot.... my poor boyfriend

[meow0987meow]

Losing ten pounds and getting a boob job make you less crazy however they have no impact on your hotness. Stabbing your boyfriend with a fork on the other hand makes you hotter and crazier.

[IJustPiercedMyBrain]

they just didn't get the graphics right at 1:12 ... so what :D you get the satisfaction of being right without anyone noticing :)))

[duckpower88]

zoo-zoo, zee-zee, zah-zah!

[MastererClark]

The Shelly Gillespie zone is when a woman gets crazy and less hot at the same time! Vicky Mendoza is the name of the girl who plays havoc with the hot crazy line!

[dukeofcanada]

Wait, so stabbing the guy you're dating with a fork makes you hotter, and getting a boob job makes you less crazy? Are you taking notes women?

[bendshots]

It's funny how ''get a boob job'' makes you less crazy but not hotter:D

[Nadura64500]

Vicky Mendosa... true story!

[daANIMALIannone]

Its not gay to have sex with Neil Patrick Harris...its just better than half....nay...99% of women on the planet

[watanabe757]

The chart is correct, if a women is progressively crazy, but her hot remain the same, she is a nutcase....

[oliverjon80]

i once had a gf in the shely galezby zone :/

[spinvudu]

Harris is the best. Better than Sheen.

That's right, I said it.

[TinaB1990]

@spinvudu Well, you're not wrong lol.

[BrutalBubba]

Funny that the girl only got hotter when she stabbed Barney with a fork haha!

[SebLeCaribou]

I just saw the nice butt next to the Barney's finger at the beginning of the explanation. That's how awesome he is...I don't even look at the butt behind him!

[FaIlenLeaf]

@SebLeCaribou Wait, what nice bu... holy crap, when'd that get there?!

[moehrchen123]

@SebLeCaribou but maybe ur gay too ? ^^ joke

[SebLeCaribou]

@moehrchen123 Or...or, or!!!

[zakotaa]

well I just love when comic shows put a hot-ass in background like in 0:36.

used to be in Friends' coffe shop, same in HIMYM

[pasli05]

Yeah barney made a mistake. Its wrong when he said she get a boob job and she get less crazier. But I mean the statement that a girl must be hot when she is crazy and she must be over the diagonale ;-)

[I2thavo]

funny, but the scale is wrong ! When she lost 10 pounds, he should go vertical, not horizontal ! And u recognized? : When she jab him with the fork, she got hotter :D

[thejademonkey1]

@I2thavo The writers had to have him illustrate it that away for the comedic delivery of the gag. It wouldnt have been as effective if he just keept going back forth. The zig zagging anchors the jump rope reference.

[thejademonkey1]

@I2thavo The scale isnt wrong, the way he uses the scale is wrong.Its pretty absent minded writing where the writers forget the rules they had just established in the same scene no less than 1 minute earlier...Stil a great gag though.

[pasli05]

I just made this experience today. Its so True! I Leaved her today because she crossed the vicky-Mendoza diagonale. Then she were in the shelly gallesby zone :D thanks Barney :-D

[flybyproxy]

My only complaint is that the hot factor doesn't really correlate. He says "She stabbed me with a fork" and then increases the hot value and crazy value. Doing a crazy action should only make her more crazy. By Barney's explanation, every time she is doing something hot she is just getting less crazy (look at graph, it really is what he is doing).

[diigo10]

29 people are on the Shelly Galesby Zone! :P

[Raca40]

Everyone this is blah blah :)

[giulia2006]

@Raca40 Please call me Blah

[MigDanskeren]

There is something wrong with his illustration at 1:12

Losing 10lb should move her up along the Y-axis, not left on the X-axis.

Unless Stabbing him with a fork makes her more hot, she should remain the same place on the Y-axis but move outwards along the X-azis.

And getting the boob-job should move up along the Y-axis again, but not change her value on the crazy scale.

[timeforjust]

how true is this scale?

[tantanol]

28 bitches crossed the crazy line hahaha!!!

[TheNegativeAlchemist]

"After she takes you back, you probably won't even remember my name!"

"Oh come on, Blahblah, it's not like that!!"

[Camila8liveira]

Blah is my favourite of Ted's ex-girlfriends. That episode is one of my favourites. I should watch it again one of this days.

[matador2076]

the girls' ass behind Barney she is so hot!!!!!

[cerebrofan]

@matador2076 glad some1 finally noticed.

[xx2RAHxx]

@matador2076 thats exactly why im here, just to comment on how nice it is

[Unclesamslair]

ok, now I have to watch this show.

[xxomri1993]

what episode is this?



[BtTmudi]

@xxomri1993 Season 3 Episode 5. Yeah i didn't even have to look that up xD

[mixalis295]

Come on blah blah YOU KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE THAT

[tocov]

This series is awful.

[NightShroud092]

Funny is how "trying to stab me with a fork" makes her more hot.

[SuperPresnell]

lol:Shelly gained 20 pounds and tried to kill barney with a brick



[etnieseric]

My teacher showed me this in Algebra 1

[devilsadvocate22289]

@etnieseric Your teacher is in the realm of AWESOME

[Tazer430641]

@etnieseric You sir, have the greatest Algebra teacher that I have ever even heard of!

[Hallikallicrazy]

zuzu zizi zaza

[Dovir]

zoo zoo zee zee zah zah!

[FIFAMAN07C3]

NPH's logic states that stabbing someone with a fork makes you crazier, but also equally hotter? Cool story bro.

[Ketangi]

@FIFAMAN07C3 equally hotter coz she got a boob job is what he said

[EyePierce]

The graph should be left for HOT right for CRAZY and up for TIME.

[razorbak89]

1:13

how piercing with fork would increase in hotness?? :S

[ANeonTiger]

@razorbak89 How does getting boob job decrease craziness? Whoever directed that should be fired.

[razorbak89]

@ANeonTiger getting boob job didn't decrease craziness :S

see better...

[ANeonTiger]

@razorbak89 Yes it does. See 1:14. He says "then get a boob job" as he moves his finger, which decreases the Crazy level, but the Hot level doesn't move at all.

[razorbak89]

@ANeonTiger right, I was thinking about crazy-hot scale :)

[AlgisKemezys]

Fun crazy...right

[LTzmogas]

xDDD

[oldbittercraig]

love the fact they refer to the line as The Mendoza Line. One of the writers must be a baseball nerd.

[mariaizukraine]

it's a good thing i'm hot then.

[Ibrahimovich1999]

I am guessing this was recorded with a Potato3000?

[illymay89]

he's always on about how he doesn't remember the names of the women he's slept with, but I guess these ones are the exception

[fgabrielcruz]

Love the whole concept of the Shelly Gillespie zone. It's the standard by which I'm now taking on or not taking on projects. The questions is, Is it above the Vicky Mendoza diagonal? If not how close to the Shelly Gillespie zone is it?

[MrKokonako]

someday the name Blah Blah will be up in lights

[xTogetherWeCry]

"blah blah, it's not like that!"

LMAO

[Narastu666]

In words of Sheldon Cooper Bitches be crazy.

[intensityxc]

SUCK MY ROBOT BALLS !!!

[backbitting1]

is it sad that i stabbed my ex with a fork and now im actually getting a boob job?

[2199]

Does anyone notice the woman's butt next to the graph? lol

[stockmarket101]

@2199 that would be the zero mark.. lol .... two 00

[MrKokonako]

@2199

what graph?? xDD

[HowXIXmetXyourXMom]

New HIMYM Season 7 Episode 1 leak is available on my channel =]

[wertygamer]

The fact that Neil plays this HUDGE character that's even a more women lover than Charlie Sheen, when he's also homosexuall in real life, proofes that he's one of the greatest actor in the whole world.

[daANIMALIannone]

@wertygamer He's not gay. Its just that he has sexually pleased every woman on the planet, and has now moved on to pleasing men

[TinaB1990]

@daANIMALIannone No. He's gay. And happily married...with I believe 2 children now. But, one can always dream haha.

[daANIMALIannone]

@TinaB1990 This I am aware of.but I dont remember my origional comment

[diiv2k8]

@wertygamer your English is badder then me

[MrKokonako]

Please call me Bla xDD

[blondiegirl1992]

@ice7250 , @lmfao932 : Season 3, Episode 5

[TheGroumpfy]

Lily, c'mon.

[ice7250]

which episode is this from?

[Willis2992]

Anyoen notice that Crazy and Hot are on the wrong axis? :P

[baseballballs]

@Willis2992

No it's not.

[lmfao932]

welche staffel und folge?

[dimaestri]

They should teach this instead of crappy logarithms and remainder factor theorem in class.

[CroGuitarPlayer]

Ted: Everyone this is bla bla....

Bla bla: oh call me bla...

ROFLMAO XD

[Jordanationalismtion]

Not meaning to detract from Barney being awesome, but when he's making the Scale, look to his left. There's an extra in the background in a pair of jeans, and her ass looks spectacular. Just a god-damned beautiful derriere. A spectacular booty. One could write a song about the beauty of such an ass in jeans.

[marijaa87]

...she gaind 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick! hahahahaha :-)

[McTokiy]

My Name is Bla Bla :D

[1020dilan]

hmmm have i met this bla bla before =D

[Christianmaster47]

I watched the episode

[jsunk211]

@Christianmaster47 Congrats.

[WxxETink]

0:28 you can hear Marshall say: ''Hey, chihuahua!''

[LovelyLadyLuna]

Damn it I need to get above that line. But somehow i think it'll be easier to lose ten pounds than get a hold of my sanity.

[mattjameswilliams]

one hundred as many likes as dislikes

[xXxXremnantXxXx]

@mattjameswilliams actually 114.695652173913 Times

[rohitb6]

Shelie, the Lesbie xD

[kodesmichal]

everyone this is Bla Bla .. please tell me Bla :D :D

[SternSupremacy]

HAHA, this show hits it RIGHT on the nail. Very few gorgeous girls i've met were anything BUT sane. *sigh*

[vbcool83]

which episode was this.. kinda want to watch that one again in HD

[Candypirate11]

It bugs me that they graphed this wrong. Still love the show.

[fasterob24]

@Candypirate11 How did they graph it wrong????

[Candypirate11]

@fasterob24 Okay, Vicky Mendoza. The way they graphed it, she first got less crazy, then both more hot and more crazy, then less crazy again. The way that Barney described it, she first got more hot, way more crazy, and then more hot. They graphed Blah Blah right though.

[rustynailspk]

@fasterob24 he did just tell you lol...he is right....he described it differently than how it should have been graphed....she didnt get less crazy she just got more hot

[laciudada]

jajajaja;-))

[1Lebanon111]

"everyone this is blah blah"

"please call me blah"

hahahahahahahaha

[NolteMichael13]

how is katy perry relevant to this at all?

[lamineshowcase]

@sarmun no he doesn't.

[Dzubur93]

@lamineshowcase no, Sarmun is right. Losing ten pounds doesnt make u less crazy. I know that for a fact

[franbran69]

im so using this scale xD haha

[Sarmun]

He explain the scale wrong :O She lose 10 pounds and get less crazy, should go up instead of left.

[ste666fan]

@Sarmun that is only if she didn't get less crazy ... if she did  , the line should have been like this " \ "

[Lerthas]

@Sarmun look again



[LePenseur2k10]

@Sarmun True Story!

[sethashrea]

@Sarmun She didnt got less crazy, just more Hot. So i think Barney is right.

[rawoofi]

@sitrowishe Even if it was from him perspective, it doesn't matter. When she loses 10 pounds, she gets hotter, not less crazy. Therefore, here crazy value should stay the same, whilst her hot value increases. Also, when she stabs him with a fork, she gets hotter and crazier, which makes no sense.

[sitrowishe]

@rawoofi yeah, i was wrong, sorry.

[Booka1206]

@Sarmun not true because if she goes up she would stay the same amount of crazy and just get more hot

[Pompon699]

@Sarmun no she got less crazy, so the value of the crazy has to go down, so left. If it went up, it would mean she's as crazy, but hotter.

[Prockroll]

Please, call me Blah! Hahaha, classic



[Macthebest2]

wtf...?

[ddubjkmuchlove]

I love it blahblah. More people need to use the hot/crazy scale. There's a whole lotta crazy and not much hot with women in some of my male friend's life.

[dennnja]

what series is it?

[MisterTheHero]

@dennnja How I met Your Mother. The best that runing now.

[josephcooley25]

lol its so true...I need a Girl above the crazy and Hot scale

[EllyMoody]

lol This is so wrong because they fail to express the idea that CRAZY -IS- HOT. Rather than, hot = good, which is right...

& crazy = reduces hotness = bad, which is totally false.

[UnitedThroughGaming]

Sorry to be a troll, but this bothers me and I was wondering if it bothered anyone else that a graph is (x,y) and in this case x=crazy and y=hot, and the title says (hot, crazy)

[rschoi75]

@UnitedThroughGaming

You're hovering dangerously close to the Shelly Gilsepi zone my friend....

[UnitedThroughGaming]

@rschoi75 Awwwww... I'm not that ugly... :( haha..

[UnitedThroughGaming]

@rschoi75 Awwwww... I'm not that ugly... :( haha..

[miguelt167]

Where can i find Za-za (Chris & Tad) song??

[Dzubur93]

also, according to barney, stabbing him with a fork increases her hottness, which shouldnt

[sadkiedis]

she stabbed you with the fork, and gets a little hotter ?

[Odessa45]

@sadkiedis Yes, of course. It's science!! It can't be wrong! LOL

[Beninho321]

why is vicky mendoza getting less crazy but no hotter when she looses weight???

[fritz578]

@Beninho321 ok...lets say barney gave her a 20 for HOT at first..and 20 for CRAZY so she was on the line ok...but she shave her head...makes her go crazier and the CRAZY scale when up to 60 but HOT remains the same...then when she looses weight...her crazy level drops to 10 but HOT remains 20..i think so..haha... oh damn...i wish i was this enthusiastic in school when solving maths..

[Beninho321]

@fritz578 but loosing weight usualyy makes a girl hotter, thats a law of nature, but slim girls can still be crazy

[Dzubur93]

@fritz578 losing weight does not lower the crazy level, i kno that from experience

[fritz578]

@Dzubur93 hahah..maybe to barney it is..haha, cant wait for season 7... ;)



[brit387]

he is talking about arizona robbins!! she was gonna hit him with a brick.lool

[Ghahu]

i somehow dont like how blabla looks

[2d1a3g]

thumbs up if you think they should make how i met your father after how i met your mother

[abhishekkr7]

This is godlike! \m/

[lukaese]

Shelly Galesby zone: she gained 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick :D

[sumguy445566]

21 People look for love online (;

[carybhou]

I dont get how'd a girl can get hotter if she stabs you with a fork... 1:14

[Razagul319]

@carybhou she got a boob job duh!