I got a lot of criticism for complaining about the "kiss my ass". I stand by that. If we as unbelievers will ever be taken seriously, we must be civil. They say we lack the moral standard of the 10 commandments. Saying KMA just reinforces that to the fundies. I say we stand for a far higher moral standard than the plainly immoral 10 commandments. One element is civility. Be Nice.
"Jesus Christ Can Kiss My Arse..." Lol. Love it. Not to be vulgar though. If Jesus won't. I'm more than willing to kiss your ass. SORRY. I couldn't resist.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST. any logical person will make fun of Jesus because they can tell how absurd bible people are. But God didn't sent a bible. Jesus is the word of God. King james was born 6, 1566, 6th out of the house of Stuart. He authorized 66 books and gave them power to speak (the bible says)
how dare you change the lyrics how could you miss the meaning of the song...... oh wait a minute john lennon didnt write this one, ah sorry wrong video i was after that cee lo guy.
I remember at my church there was a song "Stand up and shout it if you love my Jesus... Sit down and whisper if you love my lord... I want to know yes I want to know if you love my lord."
Now I realize that song was simply to weed out the people who were not yet infected. bet you could come up with some better lyrics for it...
Hahaha awesome. "Your God requires: Blood sacrifice Subjugation of women Annihilation of cities Slaughter of multitudes Unquestioned obedience Murder of his own son Destruction by flood And as the grand finale. He plans to destroy the world by fire! And you ask me why I'm a pagan?"
I have to say that I didn't like the "jesus can kiss my arse" part. It seems deliberately offensive to those who believe that, if he existed or not, actually had a few good words. No supernatural works that I believe, but certainly not an example of the worst of humanity that does deserve a KMA, and who are around us in abundance. Please concentrate on them, or the god of the OT.
@sanphaka04 I understand where you're coming from, but I want to express 'no fear', so I guess I use disrespect to do that. It's not everyone's approach, I know.
@sanphaka04 Let me see if I have it right.... you can only tell someone (or "something" in the case of a mythical Jesus) to "kiss my ass" if it represents the "worst in humanity"? Just want to start by clarifying your feelings on this. Thanks.
@sanphaka04 "Deliberately offensive," now that's serious. Believers propagate myths as facts which has and continues to obstruct and corrupt reason and reasoning for individuals and societies. Liberal Christians are as much the problem as any WBC or the fundamentalists. Because LCs are every bit as irrational and their belief is that is OK logically to believe whatever you want, whether it makes any sense or not. So the LCs give cover to more extreme and toxic religions.
@SamWiseGingy I agree! I honestly went through a long phase in which I felt it was 'ok' for people to believe in whatever they believed in, but not anymore. I now strongly feel that religion and superstition should be wiped from the earth for us to evolve. Wacky beliefs are a part of our politics and laws, and this is completely unacceptable. It so obviously stifles progress. It is painful.
@sanphaka04 A few good words? What, like 'the meek shall inherit the earth'? That's just a slogan to keep the poor poor. Love thy neighbor? Forgetting for a moment that the context implies neighbors are fellow jews and that anyone else doesn't count, if your neighbors beat their children you probably shouldn't love them.
Even if Jesus said a few good words, what matters is the words themselves, not who said it. So Jesus can go fuck himself AND his twelve boyfriends as far as I'm concerned.
@sanphaka04 I'm laughing big at this post. i can think of Many people who have said much better things without inspiring the evil this Jesus character has inspired.
The Jesus myth sucks with sharp dirty little teeth.
@sanphaka04 But the god of the OT is the same as the god of the NT. Let's put it in perspective. A man breaks every law known to humans for three years, disappears for five, then comes back and helps the world. Is this man still responsible for his actions before he disappeared? Same idea.
@sanphaka04 While we can't demonstrate the non existance of God, we can show that Christianity is factually untrue. The same applies for every other religion. If people insist on being delusional then their beliefs don't deserve respect.
@sanphaka04 I've read your comment a few times and I still can't make sense of it. It's just a video and whether you find it offensive or not is irrelevant as you chose to watch it. It's just like asking Cinderella to kiss my ass, why take offence on the side of a fictional character? I enjoyed your song Auntie!
To be fair, Jesus was probably just a wandering social critic who eventually annoyed enough people to get himself whacked. There are only a handful of unremarkable passing mentions of him in the contemporary historical record. All the miracle stories started decades after his death, getting more embellished and incredible as time went on.
But the bastard still should have held down a real job instead of living on handouts from gullible people.
@themsfightinwoids Agree with you but will correct one point. There isn't a SINGLE credible contemporary historical record of Jesus outside of the New Testament. Josephus is probably the most famous one and his extremely brief mention has long been debunked as having been added centuries later - probably by Catholic clerics who realized the significance of the "absent Christ" from all historical documentation.
@themsfightinwoids Actually, the first secular mention of "Christ" is from Josephus who wasn't born until 40 CE, therefor unable to have ever met the man.
Nice/funny AuntieD! I thumbed this one up before I even saw that it was from you! Yep! No sign of the second coming....eschatolotards! Ya gotta luv em! We are "always" living in the last days...and we always will be!
Thank you for addressing in MILD, peaceful terms, the fiction, that underwent Rabbinical blood sacrifice on two occasions, (makes me shudder).
J(the)C=Myth.
P(the)C=REAL!
The WORD that came down directly from 7th-Heaven into the TriAngleZ of the MaleCrotches, RESURRECTING (in all shapes and sizes, lol) - PENUS(the)Christus(=ANOINTED[through the BulboUrethral GlanDs]) in the expectation of the DUE WORSHIP, providing the DIVINE BLESSINGS of SACRED ORGASM. What a FRIEND I have in him; SO TRUE.
Jesus went on a whipping spree in a temple, told people they were not following the law by not killing their disobedient children and had his boys steal a donkey for him, because he needed it. Not such a nice guy.
I got a lot of criticism for complaining about the "kiss my ass". I stand by that. If we as unbelievers will ever be taken seriously, we must be civil. They say we lack the moral standard of the 10 commandments. Saying KMA just reinforces that to the fundies. I say we stand for a far higher moral standard than the plainly immoral 10 commandments. One element is civility. Be Nice.
tombloom99 6 days ago
"Jesus Christ Can Kiss My Arse..." Lol. Love it. Not to be vulgar though. If Jesus won't. I'm more than willing to kiss your ass. SORRY. I couldn't resist.
billzybobb 1 month ago
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST. any logical person will make fun of Jesus because they can tell how absurd bible people are. But God didn't sent a bible. Jesus is the word of God. King james was born 6, 1566, 6th out of the house of Stuart. He authorized 66 books and gave them power to speak (the bible says)
MarkofBeastRevealed 1 month ago
What a splendid little dittie!
Darwinsgift 1 month ago
LOL Great video
MrGoodNKinky 1 month ago
very good ....... : )
SuperAgnostic1 1 month ago
Nothing offensive in tittle.
People who believe in god are retards, no need respect them of their idiot faith.
Impulse116 1 month ago
how dare you change the lyrics how could you miss the meaning of the song...... oh wait a minute john lennon didnt write this one, ah sorry wrong video i was after that cee lo guy.
aikidunk 1 month ago
....just had to share that one on my facebook page.
billflowers 1 month ago
Brilliant as always. I loved the almost perfect lip sinc at the start.
billflowers 1 month ago
This is even better than "What a friend we have in cheeses..." Well done. (Your god is an asshole god still remains may favorite, though.)
wickedenchanter 1 month ago
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Great work on this revamp Auntie. "Hey Zeus" tee hee hee.
ozmoroid 1 month ago
Well sung...
gjsterp 1 month ago
Love it!
I remember at my church there was a song "Stand up and shout it if you love my Jesus... Sit down and whisper if you love my lord... I want to know yes I want to know if you love my lord."
Now I realize that song was simply to weed out the people who were not yet infected. bet you could come up with some better lyrics for it...
jxaxmxixn 1 month ago
I must say we just don't get good lyrics like these in today's music! Rock on, Auntie, and Happy New Year to ya!
debbieomi 1 month ago
Great song! definitely on my list of xmas carols for next year's Newtonmas celebration.
finchfrance 1 month ago
Is that you singing Auntie? If so, you have a very pleasant singing voice. Loved this. Happy new year.
herpiethelovebug 1 month ago
He Can kiss my stink hole too!
calmreason 1 month ago
EruditeWhiteGirl 1 month ago
WOW! I loved that song! Every foul offensive word of it it! I love it! Yeah! Jesus ain't coming again, unless he's jacking off!
BigFatHeretic 1 month ago
Good one! And thanks for today's earworm!
Happy New Year AuntieDiluvian!
CrankyCrone 1 month ago
Can I have this played at my funeral?
gamutman 1 month ago
This will be in my head all day.
grenangle 1 month ago
This was my favorite hymn growing up. It's okay to make fun of it though.
cre8ivmind 1 month ago
AMEN! LOL,
Happy New Year.
lardo444 1 month ago
Nice beat and I can dance to it. I give it a 9.7
caveman73 1 month ago
Oh the lols! A great way to start off the new year. Thanks Auntie.
CanadienAtheist 1 month ago
I liked the Cuckoo Clock in the background. lol
khmer41980 1 month ago
It was rather quiet. Happy New Year!
saintfletcher 1 month ago
That was good. Liked the cuckoos, very tasteful.
PifflePrattle 1 month ago
I am founding a new religion of my own, BATMANISM!
VinnyMonster1 1 month ago
Sweet!
62netty 1 month ago
I have to say that I didn't like the "jesus can kiss my arse" part. It seems deliberately offensive to those who believe that, if he existed or not, actually had a few good words. No supernatural works that I believe, but certainly not an example of the worst of humanity that does deserve a KMA, and who are around us in abundance. Please concentrate on them, or the god of the OT.
sanphaka04 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 I understand where you're coming from, but I want to express 'no fear', so I guess I use disrespect to do that. It's not everyone's approach, I know.
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago 14
@AuntieDiluvian Works for me!
stromatolite775 1 month ago
@AuntieDiluvian Nothing for which to apologize Auntie (IMMHO). Props for: "Way to go, you cummy douche bag . . " That made my day!
bobbytookalook 1 month ago
@sanphaka04
"I have to say that I didn't like the "jesus can kiss my arse" part. It seems deliberately offensive to those who believe"
So what!
Most of the bible is offensive. Concentrate on debunking that crap and not a parody of a hymn.
People are entitled to take offence but not entitled to not be offended.
Pigdowndog 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 Let me see if I have it right.... you can only tell someone (or "something" in the case of a mythical Jesus) to "kiss my ass" if it represents the "worst in humanity"? Just want to start by clarifying your feelings on this. Thanks.
AncientAtheist 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 "Deliberately offensive," now that's serious. Believers propagate myths as facts which has and continues to obstruct and corrupt reason and reasoning for individuals and societies. Liberal Christians are as much the problem as any WBC or the fundamentalists. Because LCs are every bit as irrational and their belief is that is OK logically to believe whatever you want, whether it makes any sense or not. So the LCs give cover to more extreme and toxic religions.
SamWiseGingy 1 month ago
@SamWiseGingy I agree! I honestly went through a long phase in which I felt it was 'ok' for people to believe in whatever they believed in, but not anymore. I now strongly feel that religion and superstition should be wiped from the earth for us to evolve. Wacky beliefs are a part of our politics and laws, and this is completely unacceptable. It so obviously stifles progress. It is painful.
TheMadBeach 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 A few good words? What, like 'the meek shall inherit the earth'? That's just a slogan to keep the poor poor. Love thy neighbor? Forgetting for a moment that the context implies neighbors are fellow jews and that anyone else doesn't count, if your neighbors beat their children you probably shouldn't love them.
Even if Jesus said a few good words, what matters is the words themselves, not who said it. So Jesus can go fuck himself AND his twelve boyfriends as far as I'm concerned.
EdwardHowton 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 I'm laughing big at this post. i can think of Many people who have said much better things without inspiring the evil this Jesus character has inspired.
The Jesus myth sucks with sharp dirty little teeth.
MacNutz2 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 But the god of the OT is the same as the god of the NT. Let's put it in perspective. A man breaks every law known to humans for three years, disappears for five, then comes back and helps the world. Is this man still responsible for his actions before he disappeared? Same idea.
HimesInu 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 While we can't demonstrate the non existance of God, we can show that Christianity is factually untrue. The same applies for every other religion. If people insist on being delusional then their beliefs don't deserve respect.
Hyperplaterine 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 Are you aware of what the pearls before swine line was about or the fig tree story?
The Biblical Jesus may not be amongst the worst of humanity even today but certainly deserves a KMA.
AndrewTheEternal 1 month ago
@sanphaka04 It's offensive to tell Jesus to "Kiss my ass" but somehow not an offense to utter the threats that this fictional character did? Come on.
Jesus: kiss my ass and then go fuck yourself.
hairyreasoner 1 month ago 2
@sanphaka04 I've read your comment a few times and I still can't make sense of it. It's just a video and whether you find it offensive or not is irrelevant as you chose to watch it. It's just like asking Cinderella to kiss my ass, why take offence on the side of a fictional character? I enjoyed your song Auntie!
johnanthonydb 1 month ago 2
Good one indeed. Ever thought about doing "Spirit in the Sky"?
KaroKoenich 1 month ago
@KaroKoenich Have now - thanks!
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago
Best new Song of 2012...
gettingolder2 1 month ago
Awesome, What's next? Crock of ages?
TheCraich 1 month ago
@TheCraich What an awesome idea! Thanks!
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago
@AuntieDiluvian Anytime. If you want to go a little too far there's Nearer My Prod To Thee.
TheCraich 1 month ago
@TheCraich Hehehehe. :D
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago
Lol.
123backinyerface 1 month ago
Very nice. encore! encore!
Shangori 1 month ago
To be fair, Jesus was probably just a wandering social critic who eventually annoyed enough people to get himself whacked. There are only a handful of unremarkable passing mentions of him in the contemporary historical record. All the miracle stories started decades after his death, getting more embellished and incredible as time went on.
But the bastard still should have held down a real job instead of living on handouts from gullible people.
themsfightinwoids 1 month ago 6
@themsfightinwoids
"There are only a handful of unremarkable passing mentions of him in the contemporary historical record. "
Do you have an example? I have done pretty intensive research and could not find a single one.
MARI0LAND 1 month ago
@themsfightinwoids Agree with you but will correct one point. There isn't a SINGLE credible contemporary historical record of Jesus outside of the New Testament. Josephus is probably the most famous one and his extremely brief mention has long been debunked as having been added centuries later - probably by Catholic clerics who realized the significance of the "absent Christ" from all historical documentation.
AncientAtheist 1 month ago
@themsfightinwoids contemporary historical record?!?
Please sight references.
vibrant151 1 month ago
@themsfightinwoids Actually, the first secular mention of "Christ" is from Josephus who wasn't born until 40 CE, therefor unable to have ever met the man.
HimesInu 1 month ago
Nice/funny AuntieD! I thumbed this one up before I even saw that it was from you! Yep! No sign of the second coming....eschatolotards! Ya gotta luv em! We are "always" living in the last days...and we always will be!
FishHeadSalad 1 month ago
I think that's your best yest. :))
WildwoodClaire1 1 month ago
Contradictions... Contradictions everywhere!
FHomeBrew 1 month ago
Thank you for addressing in MILD, peaceful terms, the fiction, that underwent Rabbinical blood sacrifice on two occasions, (makes me shudder).
J(the)C=Myth.
P(the)C=REAL!
The WORD that came down directly from 7th-Heaven into the TriAngleZ of the MaleCrotches, RESURRECTING (in all shapes and sizes, lol) - PENUS(the)Christus(=ANOINTED[through the BulboUrethral GlanDs]) in the expectation of the DUE WORSHIP, providing the DIVINE BLESSINGS of SACRED ORGASM. What a FRIEND I have in him; SO TRUE.
kleenex3000 1 month ago
Happy new year Auntie :)
All love from me Jasmine
Eopyk 1 month ago 2
@Eopyk And to you Jasmne!
AuntieDiluvian 1 month ago
O.O this is the first hymn I've actually enjoyed thank you and yes he can kiss my ass too. ^___^
MistressArte 1 month ago
Nice. Happy New Year, Auntie.
Jesus went on a whipping spree in a temple, told people they were not following the law by not killing their disobedient children and had his boys steal a donkey for him, because he needed it. Not such a nice guy.
dtm52 1 month ago
5:30 AM. Good way to start the day.
mcrd2001 1 month ago
Happy New Year :)
DeeDemonwitch 1 month ago