Family Guy: Asian Infomercial

[killershot20]

I call

[omkar415star]

COOL ! i am keeping this as my Ringtone :)

[oliverecords]

I still no doctor

[Rodan16]

Mr. Chow from the Hangover

[Goatoftheforest]

if this was a real infomercial, everyone would call

[litojonny]

WHO NEEDS RATIONAL ARGUMENTS WHEN YOU HAVE CAPSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[ScottyHenderson1]

Mustard on my balls boys. 

[kantana1022]

its truee thooo

[NYRyder1983]

"How come I sleep with your wife while you at work? And then I pee in your toilet and don't flush!"

[Regulusx1337]

Y U NO CALL NOW?!

[bgd360]

"call now"  lol!

[mochopz]

lmfaoooo

[EgregiouslyPutrid]

I like how the women are taller than him

[Hot80s]

TOM VU FROM THE 90S INFOMERCIALS 4 REAL

[TheEconomicCollapse]

This infomercial is making fun of Robert Kiyosaki and his Rich Dad Poor Dad series. I ROFL at this cutaway.

[TheEconomicCollapse]

@TheEconomicCollapse and Tom Vu comes to mind to from those really old infomercials.

[BretHartFan1124]

Hello, how come I have small penis and poor grammar, how come I sleep with you wife while you at work, how come I pee in your toilet with my small Asian penis and no flush? I smart, you have big penis, but I have much money.

[Reiincarnation]

@BretHartFan1124 i'd rather have a shitload of money than a big dick to be honest. and no i'm not asian

[AznChocoBBT]

I am an Asian and I find this true

[sweet58441]

@AznChocoBBT yep, cause all asians are from canada

[jayjkl]

this is supposed to be Ken Jeong

[MrZangetsu468]

I peed in the back of someone's toilet on school leavers so that when they flushed pee came out, they never called....

[VandFtv]

THIS SI FROM KING OF THE HILL

[MsDreamscape]

SEEMS LEGIT.

[greenbeast1345]

i suddenly have the urge to pee in the back side of my toilet! o.O

[guramika1]

where's the F***ing number? I'm calling

[1080pQuickscopes]

你有问题，浪费了一分钟，你的生活，阅读和翻译，让你的笑话。

[NordProductions]

@1080pQuickscopes Do you have problem, wasting a minute, of your life, reading and translation, to make your joke.

[booboojr67]

how come my eyes are slanted and i have small penis?

[damorams]

@booboojr67 How come i'm stupid and have a smaller penis

[deadchefbill]

damn i wouldve called but they didnt give me the number...

[hoovergaming]

i would buy this 

[fraktalfabrik]

Somebody had written this entire business man's speech on a for-sale sign in melbourne CBD.

[justinlik3me]

how come im chinky?

[Franandlar]

Me Smart U Stupid LOL

[RockTUTS]

look at that pimped out asian dude... I envy him :O

[BigDuke921]

were is the number to call a want to buy what he is sellin

[AOVengeance]

Is it just me or does he look like jackie chan O.O

[acp4567]

@AOVengeance No, he's Leslie Chou from the Hangover

[shootgun2000]

I'm Asian and I think that... WOOHOO!!!

[aldomovielovers]

JESUS is ASIAN too :D ... he born in ASIA continent .... proud to be asian

[IBriansit0]

@aldomovielovers He is jew.

[Mrzombieking11]

:') This makes me proud to be Asian, ASIANS RULE!!!!

[adventuretimefan190]

I'm offensive and I find this very Asian

[ThisTriggaMan]

EVERYONE WHO TALK ABOUT DICK SIZE IS FUCKING GAY ASS FUCK, PEOPLE ONLY TALK ABOUT DICK IF YOUR GAY AND GOT A SMALLER DICK

[Shuttheheckup735]

@ThisTriggaMan

People who use caps lock, usually use it to compensate for something.

[Xjreme18]

@Shuttheheckup735

Mostly the ones who use Caps Lock are blacks.

Oops.

[divinesleeper]

@Shuttheheckup735 like...their broken caps lock key?

[1325646ify]

I agree (if that is how u would spell it

[Wiimanonwheels]

so he's the one that hasnt been flushing the pee down the toilet

[Karankatau]

thumbs up for the ferrari f40 :D

[1300crazyboy]

Asian People are smart "im smart ur stupid"

[ThisTriggaMan]

TYPICAL ASIAN GUY LMAO ahahahaha

[hunha991]

I'm calling right now

[j0noStrIk3r]

I'm racist and I find this Asian

[namunamuchan]

LOL this commercial!!! 

[Robomonkey101]

I will call

[BabiMakKauGile]

@Robomonkey101 WIN

[lokifox2]

if there was a number i would totally call it

[bighead5852]

i hate when top rated comments are just words from the video

[Dracofangstudios]

Finally an honest businessman :D

[YoungGameBeatTube]

I always wondered where the pee comes from :/

[Slipdax]

i´m offensive and find this asian

[kabuto310]

First Asian I've ever seen with wide eyes. lol.

[ohxsweetxignorance]

...What is he selling again?

[makaveli7hadon]

they jacked this from the In Living Color skits of the Korean guy

[grumpyoldmann]

@makaveli7hadon no this is a parody of the real life Tom Vu, who use to make infomercials in the 80s

[makaveli7hadon]

@grumpyoldmann oh I didn't know about that...I was too young

[grumpyoldmann]

@makaveli7hadon there are a bunch of clips of tom vu here on youtube. he was pretty funny intentional or not. Lots of them on his yatch with women in bikinis and also he is quite proud of his "waterfall"

[100likes]

Guys, I honestly called him. 

[Doctor4077]

How come my penis is bigger?

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@Doctor4077 Cause, it's not yours

[XXISimplicityXXI]

@Doctor4077 Because for the past thousand year your race never had soy. Cmon doctor.

[ParviPaparazzi]

I pee in your toilet and I don't flush... I'm smart... Oh the irony.

[SuperLuigisWorld]

he sounds JUST like Kon from king of the hill

[bionicle2122]

@SuperLuigisWorld ...So are ya Chinese or Japanese?

[SuperLuigisWorld]

@bionicle2122 neither. im german and italian.

[bionicle2122]

@SuperLuigisWorld You don't get the joke do you? Look up "Are you Chinese or Japanese?"

[SuperLuigisWorld]

@bionicle2122 k

[shishamu]

Am i the only one that thinks he looks like Jackie Chan

[Maxat1988]

@shishamu every single asian man looks like Jackie Chan to europeans

[wgorham93]

thumbs up for the Ferrari F40 haha

[snorlax140]

RY YOU NO CALL?!?!

[jjparkhill]

i feel the need to call

[Boogyman4050]

Great clip. I think they wanted to say "bang your wife", but forced to say "sleep with". That 500 yr old line actually makes no sense. Sleeping is not banging. Why do folks use that line? Polite way to say to someone?

[ronaldafarnu]

south vietnam

[annoyngdevil]

i call now

[ronaldafarnu]

Asians = Winning.

[Alex997Pro]

@ronaldafarnu Where you from?

[InfraDeadDubstep]

what about when you poop

[samigerbermeskele342]

i actually tried peeing into the big top of the toilet to see if pee comes out and it worked :D but the i got in trouble when my dad called te plumber and said someone went pee in the top toilet thing

[bloodfoxtrue]

based on Tom Vu, from the late 80s :D

[SSC3034]

that car looks like a cross between a ferrari testarossa and a ferrari F40

[wgorham93]

@SSC3034 i voted you up just for the fact that you noticed that and appreciated that fact haha

[73fishsticks]

BEST...BUISINESSMAN...EVER!

[searchfamilyguy]

I am sad.. An idea pops up in my head: WATCH FAMILY GUY FFS! now i'm happy

[RagingBull255]

29 people are Asian

[scudmac]

this is just so fucking funny.

[Mrfallout691]

"and sometimes i open the back part so when u flush pee come out, u know why? cuz im smart, im smart and ur stupid, call now" ahaahah xD hilarios

[waterswind]

@Mrfallout691 no... hilarious.

[m249luver]

c'mon...do math

[SuperKurorin]

LOL I am smart, tall, bright skin, rich, lol....... I m atheist,I got my degrees by age 21properly in usa n japan. lol i m pure blood Enping, Chinese. And i was born in new york city. lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll sorry. :) I tried to keep it inside. LOL

[AOVengeance]

isn't just me or does look like jackie chan?

[lilswagger253]

27 ppl had pee coming wen they flushed

[SuperThrillerboy]

asian stereotypes



[omoshawa]

@SuperThrillerboy it;s not a sterotype it;s called comedy, comedy never sterotypes because it;s funny :)

[blasterbuster3000]

How come I trace video to your house and bring M16?

[Chedzofreak]

i dont know what he's talking about, but i called.....

[cgaurd52]

That's a mix between a Ferrari Testarossa & a Ferrari Superamerica. I think.

[thomse58]

People that like this video are racist.

People that dont do anything are careless.

People that dislike are asian.

how do you win?

[omoshawa]

@thomse58 People like you put stupid comments like this, explain how you win also? this video isnt racist it's funny theres a difference

[Blargaha]

@thomse58 This is rascist? Seriously?

Stop reducing the value of words please.

Regards.

[pwntn3wb3]

@thomse58 No Im asian and i find this quite funny it's only racist and stereo-typed when they do it in an offensive way like making lined eyes with their fingers and saying "OOH ME MAKE SUSHI/Other asian foods"

[Maxat1988]

i'm stupid and I find this offensive

[burn19ballz]

every is big in texas,everry thing small made in china,except their population.

[filorice]

@burn19ballz Name one product that you have in china of ANY size that ISN'T made in china XD.

[reversecolin1256788]

@filorice CHOP STICKS lol 

[filorice]

@reversecolin1256788 Ouch. That's some sharp wit you got there. XD

[reversecolin1256788]

@filorice why thank you have a great day

[burn19ballz]

@filorice an original model T,i'm sure there has to be someone in that country with a rare car collection that includes one of them.

[McSwainMan]

wuts the number? :P

[McSwainMan]

wuts the number? :P

[Drose4president]

slim chin i got this cuz im FAAAAAASST

[Justawh1tekid]

How come I have penis you no? AHAHAA lovin the racism.

[stonedpuppy87]

5824 people called right now

[lae510]

LMFAO I was dying when I was saw this on TV.

[tataatthedisco]

this reminds me of dr. ho

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

555-ASIA

[StarWarsTrains]

LOL It's like the King of the Hill parody!

[darktigerx]

BUKLOU!!

[Coolreaction198]

this like the guy from the hangover.... am i right??

[stickmister321]

@Coolreaction198 It's different character in so many ways.

[fontshil]

Funny!



[MeowArawwra]

sounds like a Scottish trying to speak with Chinese accent, however I wanna call :D

[ALPHA273]

so that's why there's pee in the toilet when i get home

[SlayyerDragon]

1-800-IFUCKYOWIFE

[dxdxdxdxxdxdxdxd]

lol. he just gave me an idea.

[Eitan4life]

How come you NO Jewish? 

[cochranexyz]

Pissing in the tank: good one.

[Microglia1]

This is a parody of Tom Vu...he's a legend.

[spurnbs]

@rhiannonbabez123 4



[AlfaRedemer]

And yet this Asian douche has a Ferrari that we all know he cant drive :P

[TheFTWorld]

Ya we Asians are rich and we sleep with your blonde girls also we pee on your toilet and don't flush

[victorrain]

It's Leslie Chow from HANGOVER!!!!

[WalkerOfTheWastes]

@victorrain Cannot...unhear...

[AdolfHitlerVEVO]

@victorrain lol why is his first name "lislie??"

[victorrain]

@AdolfHitlerVEVO Maybe we'll find out in part 3.

[AdolfHitlerVEVO]

@victorrain lol

[Keithbryan252]

family guy is awesome i love it cus im watching it right now

[KingMut16]

Ever since starting mandarin this just pisses me off.

[llRambardll]

@KingMut16 Yes, yes, you made it clear on that other video, now STFU plox.

[eyesinadude]

Thumbs up if your going through a bunch of family guy clips right now

[MrDacottage]

@eyesinadude

dude hell yeah i havve been fora couple days

[supersmash43]

@eyesinadude I am a grammar nazi you not see? You should have used **you're** instead of **your**.

[DashunicornII]

@eyesinadude YES THEY'RE SO ADDICTING!!!

[vasilikosolov]

Yeah Asians rule ^^

[XxSnorlax121]

Even with all ur money no girl wants u and ur small penis. I sell penis enlarger Call Now

[mynameistzy]

We're not that short!

[ThePoisonedTaco]

[insults dislikes]

[ThePoisonedTaco]

[quote from video]

[HeadshotTatertot93]

Whatever this dude is sellin I'm buyin

[Petlovedurian]

so true man i am asia i fuck your girlfriend and return to my motherland

[azzaboi93]

@Petlovedurian as long as your return home everyones happy.

[umppredator]

Verry smart



[ScriptingJunk]

hes right and a great idol

[bob555555]

I slept with those two blondes as well as your mother, and I put your sports car on blocks.

[marnster97]

makes sense.

[BenHopkins1000]

Some filthy rich Asian guy with a mansion, sports car, and a pair of blond women.

Where have I seen this before?