Our Existence Starts When You Press Play

[MisticWays]

Can I kill him now? ಠ_ಠ

[The0fficerRadical]

How many cocks do you suck after you make a universe?

[morrisd9]

awesome

[LABERDUDOLE101]

MY MIND IS STILL DIRTY I CANT STOP CLICKING THE VIDEOS ON THE RIGHT!O___O

[StephiGVEVO]

but wait, this video is longer then 28 seconds? C:<

[ILYIAB]

@StephiGVEVO Are you sure? ;-)

[StephiGVEVO]

Bach;D

[SweetCynsationzz]

HOW DID I END UP HERE....OUHHH YH MY DIRTY MIND AN THE THUMBNAIL

[SRSgameing]

not sure if being sarcastic or srs?



[ILYIAB]

@SRSgameing Sarcastic. On the religious side.

[Matheusedu1]

Universe is now 987216574314654135135411654321­065123216453216541213654158472­626517286551206215767284562180­561342567815702655621805692160­572124758968921024566621340658­952190758485662710468609150783­503648527809256035465132165463­51351 seconds old...

I'm not joking.

[ILYIAB]

@Matheusedu1 But that was yesterday. ;-)

[Interestsome]

do not watch this video, it can hurt you if you're gullible.

the author did not do this anymore. Who am I? I am God ... I created this world an hour ago, and you hacked the server of God, and put this video. You're a scoundrel. :)

[swordangel3]

some1 has a scarred psych...

[theibanez72]

Yes we can!

[Buzchannel]

lol CRAZY!

[Gailardia1]

tolol

[sadiq53]

CORNY AS HELL!!



[LordAlisdare]

you all miss the point lol and your all asking the questions you were told not to . " Show me , Prove it , Give me a miracle " rofl this vid isn't good it's too slow to get to the point but the point it makes is valid. and you all validate it by Asking your questions and trying to disprove the authors claims . ask this Why would anyone make this video ? Why would God need a book ?

[adnaniezer]

Why would a god do something like this whats the use anyway? please stop doing stupid pranks human and go ask forgeviness from god for joking about this.

[BloodWashed4Life]

Do something amazing and tell us what's going happen 28 seconds from now!

[ILYIAB]

@BloodWashed4Life I just did!

[idontcarewatuthink]

"Distant Stars" is a picture of M51 the whirlpool galaxy. How could you create the universe if you don't even know the difference between a star and a galaxy? Dumbass

[108Dax]

If you are powerful, then why do I need to rate the video? Don't you have a marketing department? Since the 4th dimension (time) is an illusion then you would know that I didn't vote for it so showing the video to me is pointless. If we are all just living in the same moment forever with no actual past, why would there be 28 seconds mentioned in the beginning of the video if the universe only started existing right now,right now, right now, right now.

[venial87]

i'm just thinking... why u need this stupid "youtube" to share your "word" to all the rest of the world....when u can appear in dreams or talk to anyone when you desire ... :D

[ILYIAB]

@venial87 Maybe I do! ;-)

[hawar007]

I have never seen like this bullshit before....hey where have you been before you born ...? ANSWER ME my friend

[ILYIAB]

@hawar007 According to the video... I don't know for sure. Do you? ;-)

[logikclay32]

can i have your dealers number....i wanna be high as fuck too

[Headhunti]

olhei e olhei... mas não consegui ver o que queria

[DustineNannette]

Made me laugh numerous times. Love to laugh. Very creative! Only one objection... I know you didn't create the internet cause I know who did (or is that just a memory you planted?), but I do believe everything else you said. ;-)

[hseenskef]

حلو كتير 

[ILYIAB]

@hseenskef Goodle Translate only managed the "Sweet". Thanks!

[kinGsaL1515]

@ILYIAB "very sweet"

[ILYIAB]

@kinGsaL1515 Thanks!

[0zaify]

@hseenskef

هههههههههههههههههههههه

[hseenskef]

good

[vigilanti1000]

I believe that was the most bullshit movie I heard about atheism

[ILYIAB]

@vigilanti1000 You do get that it's satire?

[bLiNdTrance]

I believe everything you said LOL! TRUTH

[xszx1]

Black man smell revolting and disgusting

[ILYIAB]

@xszx1 I guess that's from experience? Ha!

[RichBlackMans]

@xszx1 What does this video have to do with how a black man smells?

I should put this black man's foot revoltingly up your ass!

[AxtoxthexJ]

wow what a low life...

BURN IN HELL

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ Which one? The Xtian hell or the Muslim version? Jews don't have a hell. Please enlighten me.

(PS. Looked at you channel. Seek help!)

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB you know people on the internet are low lifed geeks those fuckers will pretend to be smart and funny but they are like the seat they are setting on useless ang ignorant nerds the word life is the only thing that will enlighten you and scene you got a complex about religion you wont need any help knowing the hell you will burn in so enjoy the rest of your pathetic life MR"Our Existence Starts When You Press Play" lool get a life the try to seek help

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ "you know people on the internet are low lifed geeks (sic) those fuckers will pretend to be smart and funny" . You mean like you? ROFLMAO

Let's make it easy for you - Give me evidence for your god. (And go to school and learn how to write!)

When you answer me, I can send that answer to Atta's friends and then you can battle it out with them, while the rest of us just keep living, loving and existing.

Good luck with your fucked up channel by the way.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB damn are you always this fucked up hahahahaha i mean get a fucking life dude WTF are you talking "atta" "battle" "channel" ahahaha WTF are you talking about? this is youtube not real life you cant pot a shitty channel just like your and say "hey am cool sure i dont have a life but my channel is good" haha WTF you think i made up this channel to post shit like "Our Existence Starts When You Press Play" ?? huh i made it for kicks and sometimes to serve nerds like you.

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ "huh i made it for kicks and sometimes to serve nerds like you." - So you are a troll? A lying bag of shit that can't hack it with a real channel? Commonly known as an Idiot? Is that what you are saying?

Now go to bed when mommy tells you to.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB troll ?? do you know what ""kicks"" means you fucking nerd ? for "fun" you get it i dont (troll) if thats what your saying cuz a troll wont do this (convocation) try logic and scene you brought "mommy" it looks like you got some parenting issues too, perfect.. and please dont reply again with a stupid comment am done

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ Hiding under the pillow, are we? Ha!

Bring "logic and scene" (I think you mean "sense"), and I'll be happy to talk to you. Keep your bat-shit-muslim-religious-chri­stian- ass out of the real world or you are done.

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB hahahah what a retard ya whatever try telling your self all that

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB BTW i didnt want to say sense it looks like you cant even read shit damn and how come you tell me to stay way from this real world that cant be proven by science ? am not dead, common sense not found ! read some books man

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ Learn to write! Did you pass 6th grade?

I think this video is WAY over your head. You do understand it's satire of religious claims?

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB 

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ Nice comment!

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB dude what the fuck dont u have something to do rather than replying to me are u that empty and lifeless? c'mon

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ How ironic was that!?

[AxtoxthexJ]

@ILYIAB and i wont debate over youtube comment sections and get over the fact that you will go to hell god be with you and if you insist on the shit go watch DR zakir naik i dont have time for (religion complex freaks)

[ILYIAB]

@AxtoxthexJ Ahhhh... I'll go to hell... ahhh... poor me...

Is Hell like a cool night club? Or is it Santa's Work shop in China?

Try Reality.

[TheMDFORD1]

Interessante! A outra parte você não tem, você não me criou. E nem um certo alguém que acredito!

[ILYIAB]

@TheMDFORD1 Tried to translate. Didn't make much sense. Sorry, I should study more languages.

[ad3le4ever]

if you created this 28 seconds ago, how come its 2012 right now instead of 2008?

[jwlaureano]

So you buried fossil in 2 minutes and 58 seconds... impressive bro. You should create yourself a six pack of smirnoff to celebrate.

[ILYIAB]

@jwlaureano Already did. You are welcome to celebrate!

[z6achminer]

I went to animal sex

Because my parents went in here...

Its easier to explain..

[TheRonelleable]

this is sick.... appauled by it....

[HashimIans]

u sucks

[MrZombie32]

then y can i pause it????????

[ILYIAB]

@MrZombie32 You don't know the Pause button??

[MegaGamerfreak11]

Fuck this ima go atch porn xDDD

[sofyanazmy]

stupid 

[wanniwijayaba]

Mandhabuddikayeki!!!

[zaung012]

i made this retard dude, he thought he made everything, guess what I am above him, he's lying to u....

[ILYIAB]

@zaung012 Good one. :-) Thanks for your comment.

[jason4275]

This video is fucking stupid some god loving Mormon freak made this

[ILYIAB]

@jason4275 CDK007 is a mormon? ROFLMAO!

[sidink86]

@jason4275 lolz!!!

[poopybutt554]

guess im going to hell lol

[goliathlup1]

Thats when stupid people watch matrix. That movie has to have a minimum IQ requirement.

[raj6408]

Excellent! All religious people believing in intelligent creation should watch this.

[ILYIAB]

Thanks for your comment. This vid was made by cdk007. Check him out.

[LegendaryLeng1]

wtf yo i made everything man i made u believe dat u made this video and thank u for uploading this cuz now ur holy mission is now complete u may go bak to where da hell u came from cdk007

[ILYIAB]

Isn't poetry beautiful? It's the essence of languge and many times, thought.

You can't write a simple sentence, and you have no thought. You only have a bad case of "leet". Even nerds have thoughts. You must be an sub-nerd.

You are in NO way legendary. Except maybe in stupidity and igorance. ;-)

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

But thanks for making all of the rest of us get a good laugh!

[Jochem18]

nice filosofistic movie! but im sorry, i am not convinced althought i like your idea very much. A shame though that u can read and think already before pressing the play button before knowing the content and still know that you claim that we exist from the moment we press play. I would have rated 5 if you would not have commanded me to

[ILYIAB]

Jochem18 - Thanks for your comment. This vid was made by cdk007. He's poking fun of Yung Earth Creationists. Maybe that clears things up.

Have a great day!

[Shemjazashai]

lol in the beginning of the video that's what I thought as well, but as you look closer it's actually a lot deeper than that lol I'm kind of impressed--I mean..it's all a trick of our minds (that's the point)...all human information is flawed, but even us knowing that might be a trick in itself...we're so powerless in the face of the unknown...and that's what I think this is trying to exhibit.

[Censeo]

And here I thought the universe was created a few weeks ago (cause I have a false memory of watching this back then).

[Walkbass]

Hahhaha =) Good job=) 5 stars Keep up the good work m8