American Psycho - lawyer confession scene

[BEARARMZ]

I JUST HAVE TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE!!

[TheLotharx]

AW SHIT I LOST THE GAME

[alucard1931]

"I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy!"

YOU THINK?!

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

Tonight, I, uh—I just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it… this time.

[20tropic]

@supergamer2346 What. I always crack up when he says that. And it was in the book.

[iBlowJustinBeiber]

acting at its finest

[TheAlien659]

0:53 Iaah...killed another girl with a chainsaw (crying) ah had too...she almost got away...Anaaah...

[TheAlien659]

It's not who i am underneath, it's what i do that defines me XD

[ImINFAM0US]

@TheAlien659 batman ftw

[foreverspagetti]

Why didn't they include the Bethany scene in the movie??

[faygofrosh]

@foreverspagetti im pretty sure they do... hence him shooting a bitch with a nail gun.. :]

[foreverspagetti]

@faygofrosh I don't think so, he just mentions it here.

[Omegnen]

"... I guess I wanna thank 20 people, maybe 40. Tonight I ehh hahahaha JUST HAVE TO THANK ALOT OF PEOPLE! And I'm not sure if I'm gonna get away with it this time. So I mean, I guess I'm afraid I'm a pretty thankful guy. So if you get back tomorrow I may show up at Harrys bar. So you know. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!" :)

[Omegnen]

If Christian Bale had won an award he could have used this scene as a thank you speech just replacing the word "kill" with "thank" :)

"You're my fans so I think you should know, I wanna thank alot of people. Some escort girls in the appartment uptown. Some homeless people maybe five or ten, an NYU-girl I met in central park. I wanna thank Bethany my old girlfriend. And some man, some old faggot with a dog. AND PAUL ALLEN! I wanna thank Paul Allen! I don't wanna leave anything out here...

[Higgs082984]

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

[Omegnen]

"I've been trying to cook a little"

[wippy6dippy7boy]

Batman has been a bad boy.......

[Luke47895]

And PAUL ALLEN I killed Paul Allen with an AXE IN THE FACE!

[heywowwoolyhoo]

0:46-1:09 - British Accent

2:53 - Handsome Squidward

[shuarma0]

i just HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!!

[DoomyDeathBunnies]

DAMMIT! 

I lost the game.

TT^TT

[annchy19653]

amazing actor,really

[guitarist8688]

I always start cracking up when he says "some of the girls have seen the tapes".

Like it was something you'd casually do.

[DistressSignal]

Ironically, judging by this scene, Bale would have made a FANTASTIC Joker...

[axel151]

@DistressSignal

He'd be fantastic in any role, such an incredible actor.

[PyroManiac1245]

@DistressSignal Bale is crazy, but not Joker crazy.

[alucard1931]

@PyroManiac1245 You obviously never wandered onto his set while filming...

[xtallyx1]

@DistressSignal Oh wow, so true! Bale would've been a great joker.

[eaglez1177]

Superb acting!

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

AND SOME MAN------ FAGGOT WITH A DOG...LAST WEEK.

[fluffy95vokill]

This movie is epic. And Bale, yeah, he's the man! I have purchased the book "American Psycho" and I can't wait to read it!

[braddyboy82]

@fluffy95vokill The book is excellent, but trust me, the filmmakers here had to make HUGE changes in order to turn the IDEAS of the book into a movie. For example: the above scene isn't in the book at all.

[BeNJaMiN2050]

@braddyboy82 not entirely true it is in the book but instead of ringing up and saying everything in one hit he confesses then hangs up but rings up again and says you get back tomorrow i may show up at harrys so yeah um keep your eyes open then hangs up again

[DanaPattison]

Some homeless people...maybe five or ten! haha

[hailtotheking324]

tonight....aaahhhuhuuuuuhh i just, HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!

[majafaja999]

bitches, stop complaining, he's won the damn oscar

[HLecterPHD]

I HIHIHI...sniff... I had to.. she almost got away.

[Themanbehindthesax]

I ate some of their brains...

[IrishGary1]

this is so good, amazing

[FunnyNamed]

"And a... Paul Allen, I killed Paul Allen with an axe, in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here..."

0_e cool story bro.

[FunnyNamed]

"And umuh, a a a man, a little FAGGET with a dohohog - last week."

0_0 cool story bro.

[iamcaitlin23]

"I even um..

..

I ate some of their brains. 'obck'

and I tried to cook a little."

[FunnyNamed]

@iamcaitlin23 I think he said "...And I tried to cook a nipple."

[iamcaitlin23]

@FunnyNamed Nah, pretty sure he says ..."and i tried to cook a little."

[ChilldudeVS]

Crazy Christian Bale = Normal Jim Carrey

[11l11l11]

@ChilldudeVS I actually thought of Jim Carrey when watching the film. So true.

[BEARARMZ]

@ChilldudeVS lame

[Thebizzle21]

one of my favorite dark comedies ever

[socalmober1]

What rap song has this clip in it??? please help. I thought it was a Necro song but I can't find it. Fuck its bugging me!!!!!!!!!

[HunterofNittis]

1:55 is the greatest

[supergamer2346]

When he said he ate some of their brains and tried to cook a little it ruined the whole movie. That was just too much.

[braddyboy82]

@supergamer2346 You haven't read the book, apparently.

[supergamer2346]

@braddyboy82 No, I haven't but I want to. I'm guessing my comment was completely stupid sounding to someone who read the book lol I will definitely enlighten myself soon.

[wadedinasty23]

@supergamer2346 do it. I'm currently reading it and it makes the movie look like a disney movie lol.

[Epicuner]

This scene is so sad ;(

[hailtotheking324]

01:55 this guy could have played any role in Batman..including joker

[hailtotheking324]

he was so awesome in this movie...

[Edd25164605]

you think YOU had a bad day at work

[ninmachine109]

Can someone explain the ending to me? i'm a little confused. Is it one of those "none of this really happend, he's just insane" things?

[jedihillis]

This is actually direct footage of Bale after filming Terminator: Salvation. 

[SandiiDee1]

"And uhh some man ... some FAGGOT WITH A DOG!"

[CaptainRumi]

Does anyone else think, that Heath Ledger watched this movie, and borrowed ideas to create his psycho Joker? Because Joker was the first thing, that came into my mind watching Bale's acting. Terrific, huh?

[xchrisbobisx]

@CaptainRumi

ledger's joker was never this erratic or excited.

[kizza1960]

@CaptainRumi Good point mate, Bale sure is awesome in this movie.

[TheUndertakerii]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA PSYCOOOOOO!!

[Kazuite6]

this is a masterpiece of acting.

[BruinKnightFilms]

am i the only one who lost the game at 0:24

[cinemapsycho91]

@BruinKnightFilms What do you mean "lost the game?"

[BruinKnightFilms]

@cinemapsycho91 if u dont know "the game" dont get involved with it. itll stay with u for life

[cinemapsycho91]

@BruinKnightFilms OK...forget I asked.

[MrExtraveganza]

can someone tell me the song in the beginning?

[Guerillaradio13]

URMMM SOME OLD FAGGOT WITH A DOG!

[geels]

*quote from the movie* The book is awesome!

[breeeegs]

i'm guessing killing people is the only way for him to feel any kind of emotion at all

[BaybeeIndz]

So Jim Carrey, its unbelieveable XD 

[sandragojani]

1:46 I don't know why, but the when he says "I tried to cook a little" I just die laughing. I can just imagine him in the kitchen trying to cook brain. I love this movie!

[svsps]

So, you know, keep your eyes...open!

[mistressMoro]

I killed paul allen,with an AX

[stanconsidine]

so whats the story with this film? did he kill anyone or was it all his imagination??? i cant be sure...

[TheFilipinoBoxer]

@stanconsidine two theories

he doesnt know himself, "hi im paul allen," and he even goes to his bad side but manages to keep jean alive therefore he doesnt know who he is or what his intentions are.

or

society doesnt know who anyone is which might explain why so many people calling others by the wrong name and confuse patrick for someone else, the point is that no one cares, and its about society wanting you to be something your not

now if you excuse me i have to return some video tapes

[caspercoven]

@TheFilipinoBoxer LOL

[SuperIdelfonso]

bush talking to his lawyer

[glitterqueen]

His laugh is amazing

[AmericanThriftMedia]

All due respect to Heath Ledger, but in an alternate universe, Bale would have made a fantastic Joker, too.

[iamtheking2345]

is this christian bale?

[Funkybob2]

@iamtheking2345

Yes.

[WeEatGlueInter]

incredible acting, not just in this scene but throughout the whole movie

[HugeMichaelMyersFan]

I had to...she almost got away !

[niranjan420behera]

best actor

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL "I...I even ate some of their brains...I tried to cook 'em." Hannibal Lector, WHOO! Did he try to cook it with some fava bean and a nice Chianti?

[alicealimoh]

i'm loving the score in this.

[Sveners50]

Paul Allen! i Killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face!

[spade760100]

batman really f***ed up this time

[spade760100]

keep clicking 4 rofl

[Super4drian]

some homeless people, maybe five or ten!

[limidge]

I love how he says "Tonight... I just had to kill A LOT OF PEOPLE!!" Classic. Bale is the man.

[TheQuentinStuckey]

@limidge I always laugh my ass off when he says that. It's sick yet funny...

[waffleleg]

i would say that Christian Bale is one of the bets actors at the moment well and has been for a while because he's just so committed to his roles and really takes things to different levels

[ShadowsHaveShadows1]

"I ate some of their brains...and I tried to cook a little."

LOL, I love this scene.

[foybiscuit1231]

press 1 for patrick to play the spoons

[SonofMan111234]

22 people should be killed with an AXE in the FACE!

[zobielamouche1]

in "lunar park" ellis insuinates that the murders in "american psycho" could have been only the phantasy of bateman

[IDoNotBlameYou]

@zobielamouche1  Oh, cool. Rarely does anybody mention that they actually read Lunar Park. I love that novel, too.

[monkeynuts76]

HIM KILLING A FAGGOT WOULD OF BEEN A FUNNY SCENE

[freakystylntime]

@monkeynuts76 You disgust me.

[typingshoi]

thanks to this scene i called this girl in class using desame lines and she....well.. uhh.. she called her parents and her parents told the principal :\

[Thirty090307]

Am I the only one who sees 'Double Indemnity' in this scene?

[JReed1985]

Love Christian Bale he's one of the greats, I'm deeply inspired by him.

[CosmicDestroyer99]

HAD TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE..Don't we all

[TheLovelylove]

He can ACT,watched this with my mom,I just kept thinking,'I hope he gets an Oscar for his.' One of the best performances of the decade. And lol@1:48-1:52,still funny all these years later!

[Anihilist]

ILL TAKE THE CASE!

[xeva1337]

some homeless people maybe 5 or 10... but one of them was black so i guess he doesn't count...

[973JJJ]

Just imagine if you were a lawyer and you got a message like this from one of your clients, I want to know, How would you react?

[xeva1337]

@973JJJ Well in the movie Howard, the lawyer, thinks that Bateman is joking, as he had had lunch with Paul Allen recently...

[pichicatero]

This man = my inspiration.

[handsomitodavid]

Well done Mr. Bale, well done! (Applauds)

[t7easy]

hardcore Ace ventura

[CharlieDirkxVideos]

Kinda looks and sounds like Jim Carrey in this lighting, especially when he says, "I guess I'm a pretty sick guy"

[tninbredretard]

SOME FAGGOT WITH HIS DOG!

LOL

[Sternertime]

i did this in drama class today, i really emphasized the AXE in the FACE part lol.

FEELSGOODMAN

[dazzlet666]

he just HAD TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE!

[nenshi623]

wow, great acting

[franmarder]

Christian Bale FTW

[cyberwarmach1ne]

I hear the Aborted song in my head everytime I see this scene... :D

[mapo11]

lol, very FAKE new york skyline

[Gossage54]

Bale does one of the best American accents from a British actor now besides maybe Hugh Laurie of House. But I caught right at about :53 when he says "I killed another girl with a chainsaw" the word girl slips out with his British accent. It just seems obvious because he's impeccable on every other word but in this emotional scene it must have been obviously harder to focus on keeping the continuity with the accent.

[goldieboylover986]

oh Pat, couldnt you at least killed Bieber too?

[shitbox4ever]

"I am not sure I'm gonna get away with it" oh really Mr.Dumbfuck

[Laura21701]

"And Paul Allen, I killed Paul Allen with an AXE, in the FACE"

[masterMJ09]

one take from 1minute on. pretty impressive!

[XBraindeadXx]

does anyone know aborted dead wreckoning? listen to it ;D

[amy829]

I love these long takes.

[Spixyo]

2:50 - from that part.. i just love it...

"i killed alot of people.. HAHA.. and tonight.. i killed alot of people!!!! ... i guess im a pretty sick guy..."

[cocoapuffsvstrix]

<333333333

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

shit I just lost the game

[ownerdogan]

he sweats fuckin lot

[luciferincestus]

You just gotta love the "And I tried to cook a little."

[GreenGearMood]

@luciferincestus I know -I- do.

[arsenedevos]

HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT VOCALS OF MY NEXT DUBSTEP SONG!

[Greno]

some FAGGOT with a dog!

[MLC192]

I KILLED REBECCA BLACK!!!!!! *cries* I HAD TOO!!!!!!!!! I COULDN'T STAND HEARING HER REPAEAT "FRIDAY" WITH HER NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NemesisTypeT]

Heh, Bale for a double role for the next Batman movie...

[manimgoindowndown]

Corporate lawyers, i bankers, consultants all sellout heartless overworked peices of shitt. Become your own boss people: creativity required!

[ProphetKirsch]

I just lost the game

[arrogantprick101]

Just goes to show that Batman is much more evil than the Joker :p

[yllscin]

HA!! I love this scene. it is sickeningly awesome! This guy should have won 4 Oscars by now not one. Its not just the matter of being able to play this kind of roles, but having the heart and the mind set to get into the minds of these characters and be able to act, walk, and talk like then that would freak out most actors but Christian is able to do it and come out of it sane.. the roles he does, and his characterization and understanding of them is incredible and indescribable. he's a genius

[qwertypluss]

@yllscin doesn't take a genius to be an actor, just a load of luck. How unintelligent individuals like him managed to become famous multimillionaire beggars belief. Joke of a system.

[crowecanada]

could you act any better? no. so shut the fuck up

[qwertypluss]

@crowecanada Yes I could you filthy faggot. In fact, I have. Therefore I am better than you or this bitch ass mofo.

[crowecanada]

lol i love the internet. i love seeing dumbfucks like you to constantly own themselves with their own douchbagginess. so please, continue to give us more laughter at your expense

[qwertypluss]

@crowecanada No problem. Here's one thing though, this clown Bale is a multimillionaire famous guy who bangs 10/10s, makes a career out of something he loves and gets paid enormous amounts for it, will be known in hiistory and has the financial freedom to do whatever he wants. You on the other hand are a pathetic small individual who idolises people like him. In secret, he probably thinks people like you are scum and inferior, while he is king of jungle. He spits on scum like you, like P.Bateman

[crowecanada]

*applause* wow, you're pathetic. now, take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE lol

[qwertypluss]

@crowecanada fiuck my own face lol omg lol you totaly pwned me oh lol.

Fucking freak, can't even come up with bold insults on the internet you pathetic subhuman piece of filth. Admit it, he thinks of you as common scum, while you idolise people like him and essentially provide them with the lavish multimillion dollar ilfestyle they certainly do not deserve.

[crowecanada]

you really need to take my original advice and just shut the fuck up

[qwertypluss]

@crowecanada You think telling me to shut the fuck up will make me shut the fuck up. Really great appreciation of internet dynamics you retard. How about you shut the fuck up and stop crying? These are facts. You idolise him and fund his million dollar, incredible happy lifestyle. He spits on and looks down upon common scum like you (and maybe even me). He thinks you are inferior and you're giving him the publicity he desires. So you carry on worshipping him. I'm trying to get to the top like h

[ranuvawinter]

@qwertypluss you need to relax kid..If you are against christian bale, you shouldnt watch the video..Crowecanada is right..You are just making a fool out of yourself on the net by arguing with him..

[qwertypluss]

@ranuvawinter IT's the internet, doesn't impact on my personality in real life. The fact is, people worship guys like him, yet he reckons inferior people around him are a piece of shit. Instead of sucking his cock, people should try and aspire to become the elite as well.

[ranuvawinter]

@qwertypluss Lol dude. I can agree with what you say. Its true that he makes a living as an actor with a millions of people worshipping him. But this is the World..and Its not all about You..there are millions of people here..Dont venge your anger on the people for telling why they are worshipping him..The Earth does not stop rotating whether we live or die...I can say you have a desire to have the lavish life like him..But sadly it depends on luck dude..Be content with what you have.

[dazzlet666]

@qwertypluss you will never get to the top like him as you are a spitful, nasty tounged little loser who gets off on causing arguments on youtube videos! hahaha.. very sad!! and you say ' these are facts'. where's the proof Bale spits on people and looks down on people? when has he ever said everyone is inferior to him? it's not facts it's just your nasty, hate filled bias opinion based on your jealously towards a successfull actor.

[qwertypluss]

@dazzlet666 Jealousy? I'm happy for the faggot that he makes money. But pathetic little faggots such as yourself will never get to the top like him. You will be forgotten when you die. Lol, enjoy your pathetic, insignificant, mediocre life you devil worshipping, boring, useless, crybaby piece of shit. 

[dazzlet666]

@qwertypluss  Jealous and an inferor complex.. wow.. i feel your pain man!

[14Srb88]

@qwertypluss Who the hell are you to say what Bale is like ? He is just oing highly payed job,and his briliant at it. He has a family,he is a simple person and a professional. Do read something about Bale before going on a rant like that,it really makes you look stupid.

[qwertypluss]

@14Srb88 Makes you even stupider for replying to a troll.

[14Srb88]

@qwertypluss Dude whats your problem calling Bale clown ? He just played his act briliantly,what is your problem ? People laugh at this characted because its sad that people like that do exist. All of us want money,nice suits,but non of us want to be as empty as Patrick Bateman is. I've felt that for a short time,and trust me,its not a nice feeling,its tormenting.

[verapamil07]

Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

[verapamil07]

I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little.

[verapamil07]

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week.

[Hellahazen420]

I killed some girl with i chainsaw.....I had to she almost got away! lol classic

[DaveHowie98]

Gotta love the epic acting...........and backdrop of New York :)

[bootycall666]

HAHAHAHAHA an ad i couldn't skip - FOR MORMONISM - came before this video. mormonism and killing hookers.