Mario Bros. 3 Drinking Game (Part 1 of 2)

[GrEATBMXer335]

YOure going to get Fuckin' Wasted

[Deauxboi123]

I usually hate when people talk over a good game but Dilslob & rubencrusted Dilfrocker Rofl, This is gold but my personal favorite: I watched my fair share of Dragonball Z!! Piccolo!! Dare I say it (Epicly pauses) Raditz!! It was the complete opposite when I tried it with jager. there I was, leaving nothing execpt a trail of raw awesomeness to leading to world 4, no warps. Then it happened. One of those jolly green fugly duche nozzles killed me & didn't go anywhere.

[Deauxboi123]

I went bananas around the house & came back, just to throw up right in front of the scene. I looked up. mario died & Mr. froggy or whatever literally looked like he just shitted on. I got dumped on, to death cuz I too busy Holding the reverse button of my metabolism. It sucked granny smith balls, son

[yaoman100]

Rubencrusted Dillfrocker or wand. . .

[SPS148669]

An emulator?



[cyclos12]

6:24 YTMND!

[masterofdoom5000]

me thinks u were a slight bit tipsy BEFORE your journey to the land of mushrooms ^^

[stincoolaid]

@masterofdoom5000 they should play the mushroom game. every time they get a powerup or mushroom eat a trippy shroom :D that would be awsome to see what happens

[FaunoDufaux]

this is pretty funny

[cyclos12]

Largos the Magnifi-Blo

[vinskafan]

taking a shot in the ass you fags

[GeneralPatton89]

5:10 LMFAO

[rebornbandmetal]

1:30 - hahahahaha

[Kirbyluver2]

it should have been every time mario jumps

[rhinonose]

you should have taken a shot of beer after every time you lost and a half shot every time you win

[Jimborocknroll90]

i think they were drunk before the game even started lol

[KeiMontague]

"And grabbed his..."

"It's called a wand."

"Rubin-crusted..."

"Rubin-crusted? What?"

"Rubin-crusted... dill frocker."

"What? What? Dill frocker?"

"Kinda like a dildo, but for Koopas."

"See? The king wanted it badly."

lmfao, the whole thing was great, but that was my favourite part.

[Janerich666]

we did this to but with fidderent rules betan a lvl 1 shot lose a life 1 shot get 1 up 1 shot get an item 1 shot but weve only kame to lvl 2/5

[kennymidd99]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[naixoa]

Go to the toad house.

you mother f-

[geekymgee]

rubin cruster dill froker?

[Pankulives]

Alcohol poisioning is funny as hell.

[nosluts]

cool

[cyclos12]

7:05 lolololol

[ghyprh]

2:25

That's just too funny.

[maanitaman]

how do u unlock that ship in 7:53

[wclesi]

You have to have a multiple of 11 in coins (11, 22, 33...) (not 00). The tens place of your score has to equal the multiple of 11 you have in coins, and then you beat the level with an even number of ticks left. Example, you have 50030 points, 33 coins and beat the level with 218 ticks left. This only works once per world on worlds with normal Hammer Bros. (1, 3, 5, 6)

[shadowdude76]

@maanitaman in some levels, if you get enough coins, that ship will appear somewhere on the map

[Marioman97]

"bu bu baba NO FUUUUUUUUCK!

[sbt02]

1:30 hahaha :D

[DillyTheDino]

Lol, well done ^^ PIKACHU RULES ! x AS DO MARIO AND LUIGI ! AND YOU GUYS !

[SnipballHeset]

heres a question, how do you pick up a block and throw it?

[W4RL]

hold B, but it has to be a blue box (different than the yellow one)

[theirishhateyou]

Hold "B" when you walk up to it. :D

[lpluvr4ever]

LMFAOOO.

At least you aren't slurring like I usually do.

I'm a total wasted little bitch when I'm drunk XD

[NineTailsDemonFox]

"I don't give a shit about my life. That's why i'm getting drunk."

-don't bums in the world usually refer to that statement to beg money from us common people?

[Ragingmango98]

This would deff be a drinking game i would like to play. I would prob have to change the rules to take a little shot every time you die. Or i would be the only one that gets fucked up.( My friends fail at this game.) lol

[20NattiC09]

I can't play every super mario game for snes in turbo!!!!!

[20NattiC09]

I can play every single mario game for snes in-fact I can play all the snes games and in turbo speed!!!!!!!!

[ilovemyboomdogs]

fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeffbrister2004]

I thank you for giving me a new drinking game... :D

[mortonkoopajr]

super mario all stars for the snes it rox huh i have it and on the first level theres a white block to stand on and u can go behin the whole level goes for level 3 to

[dawnXashforever17]

lmao

[hamoo44]

thank u guys u just gave me a great drinking game

[Tawnia13]

idg it what was the point of this i think you were drunk before u made this vid u didnt even show us u drinking

What the hell?!

[novastepp]

2:34-2:44

lol

[2hot4pot]

Ur supposed to get as less as you can. Its a contest of greed versus virtue.

Do you know how many shots we had. Maybe we should go back and count. How do you-can we even count right now?

[adamd61392]

wow i cant beat that fucking fish lv while im sober

[patstoffy]

drunk driving - mario kart 64. everyone has a beer (or mixed drink, i guess) and you start the race. at least twice, you have to set your controller down, and chug as much as you can before resuming the race. YOU HAVE TO STOP RACING AT LEAST TWICE! you can't start drinking until after the start-boost wears off, and you have to finish your drink before you finish the race. choose your timing wisely. royal raceway is easy, because of the big ramp. have fun!

[FireJigglypuff2310]

lol you talk about such random crap when you're drunk

[noskos]

WHHHAAATT!!! WHAAAAA hahahha

[qwerfderf]

cause i have already done that and projectiled onto the toilet door (but managed to save the rest for the bowl. so always take the shot and wash it down with water if you're weak.. micro machines2 turbo is 4player so its even more fun and enduring to play. haha its pretty sad cause thats my main drinking game

[qwerfderf]

that game has nothing on my game.. wich is stupid but it goes.. 1 litre bottle of Jack D, bells or southern comfort + micro machines head2head (tournament is INSANE) and every time you get a point you take a shot (if you want to get pissed) or alternatively lose a point(a heated game either way) and whoever wins(looses if played that way) the point has to down a FULL!! shot, if you don't down it then you have to save it in a half pint glass and down it at the end of the round (wich is worse)

[skyelass]

in response to 7:25, the 10 coins are always next to each other, not like it really helps, lol

[halopro77]

dude i cant wait till im old enough to get drunk and play mario

xD

[Trogdorbad]

You aren't old enough to play Mario? What?

[SpinyKoopa]

So funny make more!!!!

[ferretyluv]

My boyfriend and I were so inspired by this, that we decided to do the same thing with Super Mario World. His friends are really fat, so they were fine while he was totally smashed. They barely made it through world 3.

Oh, and they used rum and vodka instead of gin.

[intoxicated12gauge]

you guys are really bad at this game....

[PaulJustWontStayDead]

yes little nerd because they have "lives"

[thephattyarbuckle]

lol dillshrocker

[porterwake]

Wow, in Wisconsin we would've drank a whole beer and a shot after each level, and wouldn't have been drunk til world 3. These poor lightweights act drunk after a couple levels of "half-shots" LMAO. Weak.

[PaulJustWontStayDead]

amen

[duncundoeknuts]

yep there doing the adam sandler drunk thing where there talking funny

[GKristoph]

you live in wisconsin. :(

[DarkJuggaloToki]

"YTMND!!!!! *mario dies* NO!!"

[extremejon]

4:20

OH NO

[cinemazero225]

are they legal to drink?

[SoupaMario]

Jack Wallace is drinking Seagrams extra dry gin. On sale for $15.19!

^ My favorite line in the whole movie.

[Captnuendo]

yoy oyoyo this is funny

videogaming with comments!!! wow genius

[Eva1337]

"Rudeen-crusted doofraucers *bleeeep* for koopas?", absolutely brilliant!

[BlackaDenBlack]

1:26 - 1:33 LMFAO!!!

[spinhook888]

I need to play this game someday.

[Hippiesam]

'i've watched my share of dragon ball Z, with picilo... and dare i say RADITZ!!!????'

[KingOfKatamari]

You motherf--

[cazzell08]

what the hell does that dude say in the beggining hastaforce ummmmmm burger

[Imonlysleeping9]

"howdy folks I'm burger"

He's Burger.

[theblackbillylee]

WHAT!!!!!!!

[EzraFisher]

ruben crusted, dildo.. dill shrocker. fucking great

[tasinc5]

"I'm taking a shot, i don't care what the bible says" LOL

[MrMiekal]

You guys make me lol. :) Make LOTS more of these please.

[foxmaster2]

YTMNDS!!!

[SurooshX]

drunks make me laugh.

[Kingofeurope]

Rusten crusty dildo's...!?

[norfdak377]

guys stop drinking and its not worth throwing up over mario.

[luigi250]

I honestly sense intent on Mario's part.

[SmashShogun]

you guys are messed up

[ViolentTumble]

Guys, I wish i had been there to watch this in its entirety.

[karbizzle]

u guys r fukd up in the head

[illegallyillegal]

1.You both suck. im better than you both combined and im 11 years old.

2.twas funny ^^

3.the drunker you got the better you played o.0

[cwal213]

man we need to do this again soon =) glad most of you like it lol

[Jp1295]

God dats funny

[shinkaito]

YOU MEAN JACK!

[vots45]

niggers are drunk in the beggning

[charl1exbr0wn]

LIGHTWEIGHTS

[hnnng]

wtf ok gidda de dah

[Zaners]

"It's a contest of greed vs virtue." Best part.

Never got drunk or plan to, but sleep deprivation (or being sleep drunk) seems to have the same effect on me.

[jaws294]

lmfao

[jaws294]

lol! YTMNDS!!!! NO!! lol!!

[jono1014]

this was hilarious, this needs to get spread around more. I hope you guys do more of this.

[KingofRetards]

LOL Funny

[tobi5084]

got stuff...but it's MAR-EE-OH, not MARE-EE-OH =]

[ELkuken]

retardddddddd

[extremejon]

That's the joke.

[crysv2]

lol hes got to keep shoving that s*** down his throat

[hownychea]

lol u BASTARD

[Vike54]

well u are luzardo

[luzardo1989]

no your not worthless peace of shit

[cwal213]

Fans of the DK one will like this much better. Jack is still my hero, though.