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her kids preschool scared me the most

capnhands 20 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos

650 ppl does not live the lifestyle of Quagmire.

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kruz03 3 days ago

:DD

csokamartinka 1 week ago

Wow, that was scary!!!

shootthekitty 1 week ago

650 had their pants wet when the story ended

MrRIPChannel 1 week ago in playlist Family Guy

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh

GKBringingTPTEG 1 week ago

This scared the shit out of me!!

29miklosfeher29 1 week ago

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29miklosfeher29 1 week ago

Who agree's that Stewie and Quagmire should tie the knot this season.

TheBulletDodgingMan 1 week ago

Uh oh KIDS??!!

SUPAMONKEHMAN 1 week ago

Charlie Sheen's worst nightmare

akoreanguy 1 week ago

"Watch your favourites. Anytime. For free. Unless you live anywhere outside of the US. Then you're fucked for little to no reason."

VirusVescichetta 1 week ago

Is it me or did that story give me the chills

keller330 1 week ago

That's what the girl I had sex with last night said!

Legoman952 1 week ago 21

@Legoman952 AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Myytmovies 1 week ago

Caution: Story may cause heart attacks for males aged 18-27, or whenever the bar life dies for you.

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wilkesybassplayer 2 weeks ago

Well, it sure scared the shit outta me!

AnarchyDeathHate666 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from huluDotCom

Hmmm. She was probably .... Hmm... My neighbor..!

Shawty156lolxx 2 weeks ago

that shit was scary for Quagmire LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

slider4life 2 weeks ago

Story of my life.

Slayerx49 2 weeks ago

@Slayerx49 cool story bro.

Wavedude21101 2 weeks ago

Don't worry kids, its just a story

TheMostAwesomeKid23 3 weeks ago 54

I cried for my mom and wet and shit my pants cause I got so scared....

blazzered2 3 weeks ago

Shift between 4 and 5 :D

axlbullit 3 weeks ago

Cowboy Butt Sex. sodimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

visiondevil21 3 weeks ago

Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!

jp123230 3 weeks ago

I'm going to have nightmares

HaywoodJablowmeJr 3 weeks ago

press 5 for ahhhh

Canada4126 3 weeks ago

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

petboy9 4 weeks ago

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kruz03 4 weeks ago

0:26 I screamed also lol

Spikester555 4 weeks ago

the dreaded single mother story

capnhands 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos

And it was probably a prostitute in his bed ahhhhhhhhhhh!

jaime99gh 1 month ago

On the way to my kids preschool: oh.......0_0

atariman72 1 month ago

It was Justin Bieber AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TheAlstonli 1 month ago

@TheAlstonli it might have been, but he didnt really say who.

TheMadtownmonkey 4 weeks ago

then she made him eggs ahhhhhh

WhOfArTeD1997 1 month ago

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGG AH DEE

goldpants504 1 month ago

The name of the story is called Marriage

gamehot0 1 month ago

@gamehot0 Nah, it's not marriage. He is talking about casual sex and women who don't understand it was casual sex.

ghofspa1 2 weeks ago

aaaa god no stop it aaaaaa oh god that is horible aaaaaaa

TheSpedy21 1 month ago

Quagmire is cool!

myclockisbroken 1 month ago

quagmire is charlie sheen

hila12527 1 month ago

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superdupe8 1 month ago

Did Niels bring anyone else here?

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I love how he thinks the AHHHHs are helping

masterleonnoel 1 month ago

Hehehe... :)

abbyrulez1000 1 month ago

people who dont know laugh, people who know feel dizzy

Petrhrabal 1 month ago

Suff?

MrMattnethan 1 month ago

What's all this arrow in the knee a

MrMattnethan 1 month ago

@MrMattnethan it has to do with Skyrim

futurejockey8 1 month ago

@futurejockey8 oh

MrMattnethan 1 month ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That was scary

polopipa 1 month ago

That's actually scary lol

kimmcg14 1 month ago

I used to tell scary stories...untill i took an arrow to the knee.

AngryBroomHandler 1 month ago

so scarrrrry

zheuhang 1 month ago

that's sexist, peter shouldve been scared

xb0pfyx 1 month ago

if you turn off the light and say "single mother" in the mirror, she'll appear with her 3 kids. Haven't tried it, its to scary for me

capnhands 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos

The kid's preschool part made me tremble.

acp4567 1 month ago

Nachos?

Cryology531 1 month ago

If a chick is going to stay in my bed for the night, the least the bitch can do is make me eggs.

spideykoonrulz 1 month ago

i would have enjoyed myself on that trip!

kentardi 1 month ago

i used to make eggs, then i took an arrow to the knee

FTW2810 1 month ago

Fail

TheHammerhead16 1 month ago

to me, quagmire is charlie sheen

i think thats who they based the character on. it has to be.

makpak 1 month ago

best episodes in s5

FunnyCrazii 1 month ago

Tiger Woods woulda been shitting it

iiamjoeyCRACK 1 month ago

how is this funny

Laubotje 1 month ago

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@Laubotje hm looks like youve never been laid

djtaco15 1 month ago

@Laubotje how old are you? nuff said

Spleen559 1 month ago

@Spleen559 18

Laubotje 1 month ago

@Laubotje

Only men could find the humor in this.

Wurmo 1 month ago

@Wurmo you play runescape

Laubotje 1 month ago

@Laubotje

the only jokes this character has are made up from his lifestyle, witch is sex with women all the time... witch his funny because he is funny. You see how its funny?

WeBeChillin420 1 month ago

Ahhhhhh

JohnnyHerrera69 1 month ago

0_0

WillTehBl0b 1 month ago

im scared.... no really i am...

myrolexisbetterthan 1 month ago

LMAOO!!! she wanted to make him eggs AAHH!!

hzhouzorok 1 month ago

I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it...

OneMillonAce 2 months ago 73

@OneMillonAce no please tell i want to hear one!!

TheMadtownmonkey 4 weeks ago

@OneMillonAce Heh, I see what you did there.

xXipwnzunwXx 2 weeks ago

@OneMillonAce Look everybody monkey knows how to copy and paste.

EcclesiaMiner 2 weeks ago

Dammit quagmire!!! Know I can't go to sleep.

rickyross182 2 months ago

those 642 people must have been real manly cuz i just shit myself!!!!

akav1nc3nt 2 months ago

Wanna know something Really scary??? Its based on a true story!!!

frowerhousestudios 2 months ago

im scared to death...

XxWhat0EverxX 2 months ago

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XxWhat0EverxX 2 months ago

this gave me nightmares

capnhands 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos

@capnhands me too. i kept dreaming that i had this hot woman in my bed and then the next thing you know, she is trying to cuddle with me... damn it's scary

threadysparrow 2 months ago

Charlie Sheen would've been scared as fuck.

SONYandMICROSOFT 2 months ago 208

@SONYandMICROSOFT Wow, that would've been very funny if I haven't posted that first.

NarutorRasengan 1 month ago

@NarutorRasengan Yes because you are the original person that created that joke.....

SONYandMICROSOFT 1 month ago

@SONYandMICROSOFT Yes I was, thank you very much.

NarutorRasengan 1 month ago

@NarutorRasengan Oh sorry i forgot that sarcasm is hard to notice in comments. Seriously i've seen that charlie sheen joke years before he even got mainstream.

SONYandMICROSOFT 1 month ago

@SONYandMICROSOFT Cool but I'm serious as well, I'm the first to make that joke on THIS video. :D

NarutorRasengan 1 month ago

@SONYandMICROSOFT

and barney from how i met ur mother

Hamodiproducation 1 month ago

@Hamodiproducation isn't he gay?

KarimBoctorAwad 1 month ago

:D I love family guy

chhugs 2 months ago in playlist family guy episodes

That IS a scary story. Well for half of the population anyway.

husayn1972 2 months ago

I....can't....sleep....anymore!!!!

MultiFamguy 2 months ago

@deion20011 *facepalm* exactly dude, look at the video, omg ur making me explain it. Quagmire says stuff that's not supposed to be surprising and he goes AAAAHHHAAAHHAAAH, which is funny, and @mrXD57 did the same, saying Justing Bieber's gay AAAHAAAHAAAAAH, mimicking quagmire... Jeez now it's not funny

Zeegoner 2 months ago

I shit myself at this story

Jdpepsi1995 2 months ago

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coltsrule18871 2 months ago

@coltsrule18871 I never have anyone in my bed >_>..... I'm too young XD

TenshiKira1 2 months ago

I don't know what's wrong with them but I shit myself after hearing about that kid

MyPlaya1996 2 months ago

scary indeed.

pegorino1000 2 months ago

scariest story i ever heard o_0

SuperGoldenMike 2 months ago

Very Scary.

Purplezlove 2 months ago

640 people disliked the video because of the shitty repetitive jokes in the comments section about why people disliked the video.

sheepblitzer 2 months ago

Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story Its just a story

Bankai1484 2 months ago

640 viewers disliked this clip AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

but 13,081 viewers didn't AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

liverpoolmatt87 2 months ago 3

That's actually scary

ss2lakhan 2 months ago

if thats a true story

how the fuck did you survive quagmire!

TechN9ician2159 2 months ago 164

and he woke up in the morning he found a fat woman in his bed AHHHHH!!! xD

JHoward393 2 months ago

teehee

omgtheykilledkenny15 2 months ago

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kruz03 2 months ago

omg i peed in my pants i couldnt sleep with that story:(

mariaaquilina 2 months ago

Thats scary.

dragonsalty 2 months ago

click 4 then 5

firendable 2 months ago

I am gonna get nightmares :((

firendable 2 months ago

this has to be the most scary story ever

sicknickmondo16 2 months ago

And he said Im going to the market to by sum food and she said lemme get something too AHHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!

Pikachu1000ful 2 months ago

@_@...dear god thats scary

1SavageDragon1 3 months ago

aaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a pussy

TheJasin99 3 months ago

well, now i'm gonna have nightmares.... O.o

nerdyfun101 3 months ago

Quagmire you are one deranged man how could any man think up of something so sick?

thebasedchamp 3 months ago

Holy SHIT I i took a shit in my pants

DarkDimon09 3 months ago

This sucks

Kadiaja123 3 months ago

and she started texting him like 3 times a day saying she missed him aaaahHHHHHHHH!

DarthBrady 3 months ago

and before she left she said "Here, take this special shampoo in case you need it.." aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHH!

DarthBrady 3 months ago

and she said sorry i don't make sandwiches! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

McrTbs91 3 months ago

And a few weeks later she called and said she was pregnant!!!! AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH

BOOMBOOMCREEPER 3 months ago

hahaha

GirlGotSWAG26 3 months ago

gave me goosebumps

kankuro905 3 months ago

i like the head shaking XD

Pride96792 3 months ago

Seizure

G3Gamers 3 months ago

"And then she said 'I want to get to know you better'"... AHHH!!!!!

diornotwar123 3 months ago 2

press 2

SmiPixxStudios 3 months ago

I like how Quagmire shook his head when he screams!

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ExerNation 3 months ago

she says i didn't wash in both inns AAAaaah! giggty

MrTrunks2000 3 months ago

And then she said I used to be a man! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Pact1017 3 months ago

Best creepy pasta EVER.

CbassNL 3 months ago

i don't get whats with the charlie sheen jokes lol

paradisecityX0 3 months ago

I TRIED TO CLOSE THE ADS :))

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FamilyGuyEpisodes3 3 months ago

That's it?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

NeonColourFox 3 months ago

haha its Quagmire's Story that happen yesterday or all hes life

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