Jewish Epic Meal Time: 100% KOSHER Version

[SoulsStealerMalti]

Fuck jack daniels? NO, FUCK YOU! NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT TO JACK DANIELS.

[MsChonitas]

u finger your chicks with forks? pppfttt

[guyisonline]

אוי ואבוי זה נוראי חחח

[tlaserdk9536]

Pigs aren't filthy you dumb fucks.

[lewiskyle11]

Jewish Muscles glasses is skinny as shit.

[Asinide]

For once in my life I was not excited to see the bacon.

[phzoink]

I'm sorry, none of that shit looked even close to edible minus the bread. Maybe you need to eat some of that dirty animal offering in the form of real bacon before telling us that bologna cut into strips is on the same level as mother natures gift to humanity.

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@FOnline2238Advisor lol

[Charllata]

@FOnline2238Advisor wow you cant get any lower then that asshole

[sareme1337]

jewish people are so cool :D



[XxEFINEHxX]

THEY ALL HAGE HUGE NOSES!

[GamesAreSimple]

I'm christian and I would still eat that! Looks so good!

[ChaoticPhill]

oh man, hava nagilla at the end was the cherry of the cake

[tenacrulz]

im so glad im not a jew those jew hats are gay

[moneymakkerable]

where ur sideburns at?

[HitmanBrate97]

Their MusclesGlasses suck...

[selimexotic]

how come americans are the only ones able to come up with new, innovative, funny, ideas?

[DeltaHardcore]

Give me your falafelz!

[baasbovenbaass]

WTF

Jews are irritating.

[ZombieBombs]

I'm torn between finding this funny and....lacking.

[MrDanomitePWNS]

wanna be's



[Pmacgregor55]

Harley from EMT sent me here... he also told me not to be racist

[ninjakore2]

I've never seen a jew spend so much money...

[moneymakkerable]

@ninjakore2 looooooooooooooool

[TTunisianProduction]

Jew= auto Bad

[AngryTigerFXP]

1:04 we have 200 hunderend falafel ballthszsz

[jesusthroughmary]

"Bacon is filthy. PEEGS are filthy." Awesome.

[Pjeteh]

LoL you guys :D looks tasty tho :D

[MasonsMomma2011]

2:23 check that unibrow sehn

[farnooshghanbari]

best accent in the world

[dutchdragon1]

EPIC FAIL TIME!

[LethallxVanity]

hahahaha the way he said "fucking smart" was awesome. I love jews they're awesome.

[MrDpms223]

what does kosher meen, lakhiem!! or however the fuck you spell it

[LGLDDD]

אני ישראלי ואני פאקינג גאה בזה

[47joey47]

well i bet you guys get alllll the chicks....... and by chicks i mean dick's

[MrJScott2011]

What the fuck is this rip off Jewish shit? DISLIKE!

[muldmike]

@MrJScott2011 u mad bro?

[Malakian720]

Only the Jews and People from Montreal can be this much of a douche-fuck!

[SynchroneityDFO]

Not going to lie. This video got me craving some shawarma.

Better go get me some Pita House.

[Roxx443]

only epic meal time is the real epic meal time you fake faggots

[MikeMehFake]

@Roxx443 bitch redneck

[MOHAMMAD6611]

fucking losers... go fuck UR self bitches!

[MikeMehFake]

@MOHAMMAD6611 jews gonna hate

[rob3342421]

lol! so basically an exact copy of epic meal time? well done =p

[TheNoob511x]

2:46 Objection!!!!

[pastalover333]

amazing!



[13thforswarn]

This is fucking hilarious! Thank you for making this great video! I laughed quite a bit.

[FusRoDahShout]

still a better love story than twilight

[gottedet100]

"We jews don't need no tsssanta!"

[Irokangi]

isn't gluttony a sin? ..... for jews?

[rsN00b08]

thanks for the vid Borat.

[bcmcinnis]

This is like someone telling a joke at a dinner, then one of you get up and say, "I have a joke too."

"Same joke that guy just told.... but everyone is Jewish....." THEN you yell at everyone for not laughing.

[dikatom]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח אתם כאלה גייז באמא שלי!!!!

[3rdvincetheman]

1003 iranians saw this video. more bacon for me :)

[masterp2202]

lame..... pigs are fucking awesome!!! thats why i eat them, whats that saying YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!! so i guess im awesome.... spice up your shot game hater!!

[ziko88]

חלש ביותר

[zacsi94]

hehe poor english , funny

[AndersPus]

Hahahaha, I lolled the entire time! Good job on a remake! Fun watching :D

[CorvusOfMellori]

THAT LOOKED PRETTY TASTY... FOR REAL!!

[przemal87]

Po co podrabiać Epic Meal Time?? Zydzi nie mogli sobie nic swojego wymyślić?? lipa..

[ryansean14]

fuck man only if Hittler could finish :(

[UninoussPL]

Damn that looks tasty, and im not even jewish :L

[holmancarey]

Not jew hatin but you mother (squack) ers should learn how to eat. Epic like, not all pansy like. What's up with that bottle of booze? There's maybe 3 shots takin out of it at the end. Didn't know this was Vag meal time. Don't even get me started on the lack of Mother effin bacon for all you mother effers out there. Yeah, that's you dad!!!

Epic retake.....

[djnoobcake]

@holmancarey vag meal time lolol next time we eat jews

[Doosie0124]

Bible...!? Motherfucking bible?! Where's the goddamn Bacon!!??

[sandpurple123]

those doritos have cheese in them idiot

[jern626]

in israel doritos are made with no dairy products

[j0kkwe]

gawd, stupid

[petpillow]

fuck the jews

[p5ycho5ocial]

@petpillow yeah!! fuck 'em..!!

[jerky1800]

first of all, all the foods in this video are arabic not jewish specifically. either these r some jew hating arabs or these are jews that smoke too much pot...if this was in any way made to make fun of jews...then fuck u

[terran717]

NO BACON= UNEXCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[CplPozoUSMC]

gay

[Brendster26]

doritos are dairy!!!!!!!!! therefore u must take the Jewish off the title

[p5ycho5ocial]

@Brendster26 no, it's not..!

[hockeyplaya195]

this is depressing...and the accent is giving me a headache.

[angeloys]

Laughed my ass through the whole show. Nice one lads.

[KuyotoDotCom]

hahaha nice job

[conchacorazon]

haha! awesome XD

[riotfink]

I enjoyed..not even gonna lie. Good job guys.

[segevgood]

קרמבו זה פרווה...

[blippett123]

WHERE WERE THE DIAMONDS?????

[danielmarley69]

why jewish eat bacon??

fuck off

[rightbackatyou100]

Im glad to be an american at least we've got good meat.

[BattleFieldThreee]

love it

[bmxadamshreds]

whats the difference between boy scouts and jews?

boy scouts come back from camp

[danidin1234]

@bmxadamshreds Whats the difference between you entire family before this comment and after -they will be dead cause ill burn you and them all to death

come say somthing else pussy ill come straight from israel and finish you bitch

[MrPeDAWG]

anybody know of any good Jew jokes???

[Kanadier]

I find it funny that most of the guys from Epic Meal Time are Jewish anyways.

[HaloArcher1337]

Jew Nose

[GalCesana]

איזה דפוקים

[lysozymes]

huh, i can imagine eating that when i get the munchies :D but when did thai sweet-chili sauce become standard jewish condiment?

[bc13crunkkidbitch]

you guys rock! :D

[zalkan]

This is why the united states should do whatever it takes to protect Isreal. When was the last time those useless palastinians did anything like this?

[finchmister100]

im jewish and they said no cheese with meat but they mixed doritos with all that meat

[curlyguy2]

@finchmister100 its not cheese fag

[Ben80997]

@finchmister100 In Israel the doritos are kosher and parve

[goldenegg8of100]

What the heck are the "jew bacon strips"?

[GalCesana]

@goldenegg8of100

they made them up.. we don't call them jew bacon ut's from cow and chiken

[NeoGamemaster]

Is he gay? I know I'm gonna get alot of hate for this post, but he just sounds like he is.

[crestedgeckoman100]

They Used Utensils. They are FAKE!!!!!!!

[Tfrne]

Hitler made 963 accounts.

[Cr4ck4lack]

omg jews... epicmealtime disliked this time...

[sikfreak6969]

Pigs are filthy? FUCK YOU!!!

Seems that Jews and Muslims have alot in common

[eeveerox7]

l0l jews

[lostlov30]

Oh, and then there's God, Genetic Engineering, the Nuclear Chain Reactor, the idea of Virtual Reality, the Theory of Relativity, Prozac, Valium, The Polio Vaccine, discovery of Radiation, Chemotherapy, Vaccination against the deadly “Hepatitis B” virus, the Vaccinating Needle, Laser Technology, GOOGLE (Yes, the thing you use every day, invented by Jews), the Microphone, the Gramophone, the Microprocessing Chip, Optical Fiber Cable, Laser, Cellular Technology, the Videotape Recorder etc etc.

[lostlov30]

I'm not Jewish but I honestly think people who target a whole nation to pick on are uneducated scumbags. There are more Jewish creations that help you with your daily lives than you actually realise, and you're still ungreatful... Ever heard of Facebook, the song 'Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer', Camera Phones, Viagra, Jeans, Lipstick, the Ballpoint Pen, Contraceptives, Instant Coffee, Television Remote Control, Traffic Lights, Hollywood, Color Television, THE WEEKEND?

[jakergore]

ANT JOO BEYCON STREEPS

[sharki9876]

that one guy has the dorkiest smile ever this entire video

[20DosSaludos]

What are they drinking?

[TripletStudioIL]

@20DosSaludos

It's called Arak

[TheMrBertzy]

Jew bacon strips and Jew bacon strip sand Jew bacon strips and Jew bacon strips and Jew bacon strips lol

[jbonejason]

don't worry they are using the tehina and the chili sauce it makes up for the hummus

[MrDubstepHQ]

you can tell this was fake in 2 simple ways

1) coupons were not used

2) no humous was applied

[RCD608]

@MrDubstepHQ

Humous? Is that how Jews spell Hummus?

[Brendster26]

@RCD608 no they spell it hummus (chummoos)s

[RCD608]

@Brendster26

what? You kind of messed that up. You mean they spell Hummus, C-h-u-m-m-o-s?. I dont get why you added the extra s after the parentheses. also I looked up the wikipedia for Hummus. They do spell it similar to what @MrDubstepHQ typed but its a little different.

enDOTwikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Humm­us

[UnusualKitsune]

@MrDubstepHQ

At 4:28. The tahini they pour over it is one of the ingredients in most hummus recipes, including my mother's.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@MrDubstepHQ I was thinking the same thing. How the fuck do you have Epic Jewish Mealtime without hummus?

[GorterPoss]

@ZrazorRozenstrauch Are you sure because traditionally Hummus is chickpea puree while tahina is sesame puree. 

[3rdvincetheman]

@MrDubstepHQ hummus is more of a muslim thing.

[TehJimmyman]

did he just say fuck jd??

oooooooo get back in your oven

[tiffhalioua]

@TehJimmyman and whts that supposed to mean exactly!?

[TheSzemelak]

Well this is by far the best epic meal time parody! Friggin hilarious

[Juli0schooj]

1st of all, Dash, get a hold of yourself and don't get your cross in a twist. 2nd) AWESOME AWESOME VIDEO. best part is the official army issued Tanach!

[TheDashx]

i'm jewish, i dislike this video only because they said bacon is filthy, fucking cunts you probably never even tried bacon, even if you don't mean it... YOU NEVER INSULT BACON, now do everyone a favor and NEVER make another video again, you guys suck and give us jews a bad name.

[UDavidT]

@TheDashx

ur not jewish

[Fvjg56781]

@TheDashx you give jews a bad name, i am a jew and what i know is that we have been told that we shouldn't eat bacon... you are probably the worst jew and by telling these people that its wrong to say bacon is filthy, its wrong that i dont compare you to hitler

[MrShreddyz]

drippin that techhinaa sowssssssss

[Lotrfan99]

I'm Jewish and this looks disgusting...

[soren301190]

Bible should be Torah, and Yeah what he said about the Humous! lool

[TheAmazingCamodelka]

Epic.Nosh.Time---MORE MORE MORE

[hockeykid2345]

Like if you came here just from harley's tweet

[XxFlickeringFlamesxX]

too. much. kosher!!

[goatdeed1]

"Jews are You man!"?

[eacyde]

Is it just me that thinks jewish Muscles glasses looks like he is making out with the food?

[shieele]

Kosher food doesn't have to be this disgusting. Especially considering Israel has the best food in the world. WHAT SO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

[deyterkourjerbs]

Absolutely love this. Jews ftw.

[David51895]

i love his accent.

[Warrockeryeah]

get your nose off the camera!

[STR0N61]

Ok guys, now I got a bad conscience. We got a lot of fabulous

food over here and you poor guys have to eat this amount of shit.

Never stop hoping

[elishevagasner]

אבל קרמבו הוא פרווה!!

[XMCTrax]

They better leave the gas ouven opened

[cty85]

I thought i saw him put plastic in the oven :3

[Michformer]

948 are Nazis while 2310 are racist to pork and the best food combo ever: cheese with meat!

[myuusmeow]

hava nagila HAVA nagila HAVA nagila HAVA...

[haksawful]

Cool you did the lord a favor..

[hershiekopper]

Does the meal come with a lisp, free of charge?

[AirbornChipmunks]

magil meod.

[LaMorroquina]

Great Job Boys !!! Amazing - I'm kosher too so I would definitely eat ! atem hamoudim :)! loved the video

[NiHaoStanley]

I'm not exactly sure why, but I want to convert to Judaism after watching this video.

[kissa4224]

@PhotoShopChannel shut the fuck up you cunt retard, i didt reply because its not worth wasting my intelligence on some dumb fuck so stop talking

[PhotoShopChannel]

@kissa4224 HAHA, mate your the retard, you actually said that the Camel felt no pain, HAHA that the most fucking retarded thing I ever heard. Maybe I should half cut off your head and watch you flop around gasping as you slowly die, [I hear it a painless experience] Did you even watch the video you sad cunt?

[TeXasBaRbieDoLL]

crembooooo!

[tkornfeld98]

@TeXasBaRbieDoLL definitely crembo!

[toxikblood]

I am not jewish and I love bacon but I'd still eat the hell of that meal.

[leomburroughes1]

I wanna see you eat a synagogue!

[Ratvoodoo]

"Me and my juw crew" LMAO

[2fightmaster]

where are muscle glasses muscle? it's retard Dude!!!!

[orster2076]

The guy trying to talk English sounds like a retard

הוא נשמע כמו מפגר שהוא מדבר אנגלית

[RofIcoptur]

@miertnemmegyezaszar Not cool bro

[theneterst]

@miertnemmegyezaszar yo buddy..no matter what religion u believe in...ur going to hell either way

[macosftw]

@miertnemmegyezaszar You're an ignorant piece of shit. Why can't society dump people like you into the river?

[PennStateBabe]

@Cod4cpt You are a real douche. Quit trolling and go home.

[Billijumper1]

@Cod4cpt

You aren´t funny. Greetings from Germany.