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  • When will the fucking blind sheep understand that THE TASER is a DEVICE used to TORTURE A HUMAN.. 

  • Coke cans are too small to pee my entire load into, 500ml bottes 50/50 chance, I recommend 1.5 litre bottles. Plenty of room for a good piss.

  • wtf?

  • Anther stupid video! Thumbs down.

  • 0:23 That face says "hey, I just touched a woman"

  • bro got some tang after an interview...thats wassup

  • I recently worked with the Ukrainian Prison Service on a 6mth work-swap secondment, & let me tell you it was just INSANE trigger-happy tasering over there.

    Officers would compete each week to produce the best ‘dance video’ of a prisoner twisting & writhing in agony as the weapon was discharged into his body. The incident was always written up & explained as ‘self-defence following threatening conduct’.

    Several inmates died as a result of this abuse, but no-one was interested in investigating.

  • more like tasered tv reporter screaming

  • Thumbs up if you pee in the middle of the toilet to assert your dominance!

  • This is ridiculous all you are doing is devaluing each others existence.You are teaching each other how to devalue human life and each other.Its crosses lines you can not come back from.Please keep your weapons of intimidation that you are allowed to use with .00001 resistance away from my family.

  • Would it be one of those devices that you get to thinking - Hmm I've tried tasering someone in the butt, next time I'm going for the balls. Food for thought officers??

  • that is the fucking creepiest crooked smile at the end

  • was that bobcat goldstien

  • weirdo

  • I understand him getting tased and all but what is up with the zipper part in the end?

  • @3AInc same guy... different situation... both deserve screams of shock D:

  • @3AInc that's WHY he got tasered

  • @3AInc He had just fucked her in the car lot lol

  • idk if you can see but there is no zipper on that dress

  • @MeleaSinger

    her dress is clearly open at 0:13 (needing to be zipped)

  • @TimeSpliTT after she walks away you can see that there is no zipper on that dress there would be an obvious line where the zipper is

  • took him long enough to zip, imagine how many minutes take to undo bra strap. lol at cheesy grin, old enough to be his mom.

  • The dialog you can´t hear goes like "uhm.... we can´t do the bondage thing right here, dear...I am reporting and the camera is on. Wait for me inside this building...by the way, love your slutty red dress..."

  • A simple comma would had given a good idea..."screaming, TV reported tasered". A free grammar lesson for today´s needs, lol...

  • PRESS AND INTEGER LOL ALSO 1663 PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PIGS LOLOL YOUTUBE JOKES

  • wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

    

  • @wtFitskira That's what I was thinking. Fuck is this shit... LOL.

  • @jmwwd Im just worried i think im sick or having a syndrome because i just suddenly went to this crap and watched the whole thing, I WAS WASTING MY TIME!!

  • damn that old lady sure is dressed slutty

  • What a jerk.Label your video correctly!

  • WTFF?

  • he came.

  • i need a tasor to protect myself from crackers

  • Press 3. He jizzed in his pants

  • Hold 6 it's fun :D

  • thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

  • @jiffylubeyou1 wats that got to do with getting tasered

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  • @jiffylubeyou1 how many times ive herd that joke on youtube ive lost count

  • @jiffylubeyou1 no i dont pee on the side of the bowl, i pee in the middle to make the loudest noise and to proove my dominance

  • @mack2610 hahahaha, yo, same

  • @jiffylubeyou1 good one

  • @jiffylubeyou1 huh?! and thumbs up if you were raised in a barn w/o a toilet. What the hell did your comment have to do with the vid?

  • @jiffylubeyou1 omg i thought i was the only one!

  • @jiffylubeyou1 thats nothing..i discovered my boyfriend pees sitting down to make less noise

  • @jiffylubeyou1 hahahaha

  • @jiffylubeyou1 I pee in the middle of the toilet to make as much noise as possible. As to assert my dominance.

  • @jiffylubeyou1 I pee in the tank like everybody else.....right?

  • @jiffylubeyou1 I pee on the floor to mark my territory.

  • why was her dress open in the first place?! Pfff, journalists, they do anything, and anyone, to get a story...

  • can you stop generalizing please?

  • but it wasnt my tattoo, it didnt help since i felt the shock to my heart,brain, lungs then bones.. especially that my piercings reacted xD

  • i got tazed in my back and i can feel the shock to my brain and my heart..then my lungs. i dont think its the tatttoo that i manage to endure the shock

  • you got to have a full body tattoo covered to endure tazers longer.. half my body is covered in dark tattoo's to wrist.. i got tazed for 39seconds in 20k volts

  • The funniest part of the video was the noise the old lady in the red dress made, she sounded like a fucking raccoon LMAO

  • What?

  • Little red ridin hood flauntin that backside gave me a woody, rawr!

  • 00:22 DAT SMILE!!!!!!!!!

  • He looks like the reporter who was on drugs and made a video about himself few years ago- dont know if its him.

  • .... and then he zips granny's dress? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

  • Ermm, how did we get from tasered reporter to...0:13!??!

  • looks like he was zipping up the dress.....just giving her a thrill.

  • negro lover

  • lol the woman was like "nyaahhhh :0"

  • He got tasered and then fucked the chick in the red

  • I Need ONe Of Those

  • Stupid

  • Press 6 repeatedly for "smacking that ass!"

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  • i see he popped one

  • Keep hitting " 3 " with a brief pause and repeat. (enjoy) xD

  • you bastard

  • WTF were did the zipper go it was like magic

  • That was weird as hell. but I laughed. so thumbs up for you.

  • ???????????

  • What Genius! What insight this man exhibits! Surely he will be the next Kronkite,

  • Wtf!?

  • ..he just came

  • That was very...strange..

  • lol the beginning made me laugh "AHAHAAAAAAHAAA HOLY SHIT!" lol

  • that was such a weird video

  • the lady obviously asked him to zip her up and that's why he's like "uh uh"

  • @wwwtotalitaerde your a disgrace to humanity, least that's what the Germans say

  • keep pressing 6 thumbs up

  • Press 2 and close your eyes

  • @Wrs3000 STUPID FUKK.

  • @Wrs3000 best....orgy.....ever

    XD lmao

  • WTF this was a waste of my time

  • He zip her up and was like "im fucking so IN" "im joking there was no zip i thinks she retarded"

  • lmao, his face after he zipped up the zipper "ya you see that, im totally in"

  • RRRGGGGWRRRRAAAAHHH HHHooooOOOllYYYY SSSssHHIIIiiiiIITTT

  • WTF with the last part?

    Did that guy think he ws going to cop dome on that old bitch?

  • There is NO ZIPPER. It looks fake to me!

  • his hands are brilliant when he gets tasered, you can actually see the ripple of electricity leaving them!

  • So, you mean to say: "Tasered TV Reporter screams"?

  • close your eyes at 0:06 and it sounds like some one got raped by a big dick

  • What a bunch of real men wannabe!

  • this video is mislabeled. I should say, guy from Dave Matthews Band gets tasered

  • 1234 people never got laid

  • lol keep on holding 3 XD

  • ahhhhbllllahhhhhhahhhh hhooollly shiitt!

  • WTF

    This is the most random video ever!!!

  • 0:07 " aehiuhneodocs holyshit siufirjgf

  • Gay

  • pause and press 6 then play and press 6, she scratching her ass and 0:15 is the future Britney spears

  • lol the women and her zipper

  • click this|------> 0:06

  • the last part was hilarious, you know that whores wear red dresses and heals.

  • WHAT?! From tazered to zipper in 20-something seconds?! Brain-fry,lol!

  • lol omg funniest video ever is this russian guy gets tasered and he sounds like chewbacca LOLOOLO.

  • wheres the zipper? 0_0

  • SPAMVE I KNOW IVE BEEN TASED

  • i saw a woman get tasered once and her bobbie implant were microwaved instantly! looked like a hot dog bursting in a microwave. it was AWESOMMMEEE!

  • what a player...

  • what a player...

  • i personally liked this video, i thought it was funny

  • 0:14 neeeyaahhaahhah

  • Uhhhh, okay.

  • REMOVE THIS PIECE OF CRAP VIDEO!

  • wtf was that other shit about

  • Clever. Put in that bit with the woman to make it look like the woman got tased. Clever.

  • ++++++++++Instructions++++++++­+++

    ++++++Pauze the video and play it+++

    #3 Pedo training.

    #4 Demonic voices

    #6 Silent fart

    #7 fart chapter "Fuck them"

    #8 Epic virgin face*

    #9 Epic virgin face*

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    *= Too awesome to play , pauze and weed is a must we are not held responisble for suffication resulted from laughing.

  • Is this in Fairfax, VA?

  • The new opera style, scream-singing. XD

  • Hey, Zipperman is kind of cute! Who is he?

  • Grover

  • oOoOoOoOOOOOOOoOooOoalalalalal­alalllllabrbrrbrbrbrbbbOOOOOOO­O!!!!!

  • i want to get tasered only to see how it feels! i mean, look all these videos! They all scream. Is it so painfull at all?

  • @emagdali yeah it hurts like hell lol

  • Hahahaha wtf

  • Bet she purposely unzipped it so she could be on tv.

  • Keep pressing 5 for his 'o' face!

  • keep pressing 6 for santa :D

  • keep pressing 6 for lol!!!!!!

  • 666 look liked she is trying to hold her shit back

  • @DylanSask Why did you start your comment with 666?

  • @DIRECTVable press it down lol press 666666666666 just watch.

  • @DylanSask Thats a good 1 :P

  • Just push 6 until you laugh lol... she sounds like... well push 6 and you'll understand.

  • The women walks away and thinks "did i just get molested?"

  • 210.

  • @210smoker

    I wonder what you smoke...

    Legalise !!!!

  • 1. Pause the Video

    2. Play the Video

    3. Repeatedly press the 3 button.

    4. Enjoy

  • @avh129 repeatedly press 7 "twat twat twat twat"

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  • wtf is the title 4?!

  • How the Fuck does this Get over a 1000 000 Views??

  • WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS VIDEO???

  • ! #LOL !!! The ending was so random, wtf!

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  • the guys face at the end shows how men are still little boys on the inside :3

  • @HannahandTobi ill show ya pussy!"!!!

  • the ending is his hooker leaving lol

  • screw the haters this is funny stuff

  • lol @ the dudes face.

    You guys got that right?

    I totally fucking scored. :B

  • XD lol look at his face after he zipper her up he's like "Did you guys get that, i saw her bra :D "

  • @marc15yo She's like 80 years old dude... 

  • @marc15yo wt f.......it dont matter it looked lk she was fuken 100 years old. disgustin more lk it

  • @marc15yo there isn't a zipper.. lol -.-

  • lolololol!!! That woman had an orgasm when he pulled up her zipper.

  • I bet that's how he orgasms

  • i seriously just laughed really hard.. weirdest fucking video ive ever seen.. i would be best friends with this guy

  • That was weird

  • okaaaaay

  • what just happened to my life?

  • "Yaaaaa." Exactly, old woman. Exactly.

  • I can't wait for part II when our favorite reporter gets maced for a story then helps an old lady across the street to confuse us all

  • u paused at the part were he opens his lips and stands cause thats ur favorite part wow i gotta say ur actully a homo