I recently worked with the Ukrainian Prison Service on a 6mth work-swap secondment, & let me tell you it was just INSANE trigger-happy tasering over there.
Officers would compete each week to produce the best ‘dance video’ of a prisoner twisting & writhing in agony as the weapon was discharged into his body. The incident was always written up & explained as ‘self-defence following threatening conduct’.
Several inmates died as a result of this abuse, but no-one was interested in investigating.
This is ridiculous all you are doing is devaluing each others existence.You are teaching each other how to devalue human life and each other.Its crosses lines you can not come back from.Please keep your weapons of intimidation that you are allowed to use with .00001 resistance away from my family.
Would it be one of those devices that you get to thinking - Hmm I've tried tasering someone in the butt, next time I'm going for the balls. Food for thought officers??
Germany systematically uses torture and murder to silence any opposition. Some of the murders known to the public: Uwe Barschel, Jürgen Möllemann, Heiner Gehring, Martina Pflock, Tron, Karl Koch, Bernd Seiffert, Kirsten Heisig, Fritz Bauer.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 because of our homepage.
German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings
The dialog you can´t hear goes like "uhm.... we can´t do the bondage thing right here, dear...I am reporting and the camera is on. Wait for me inside this building...by the way, love your slutty red dress..."
@jmwwd Im just worried i think im sick or having a syndrome because i just suddenly went to this crap and watched the whole thing, I WAS WASTING MY TIME!!
i got tazed in my back and i can feel the shock to my brain and my heart..then my lungs. i dont think its the tatttoo that i manage to endure the shock
i got tazed in my back and i can feel the shock to my brain and my heart..then my lungs. i dont think its the tatttoo that i manage to endure the shock
you got to have a full body tattoo covered to endure tazers longer.. half my body is covered in dark tattoo's to wrist.. i got tazed for 39seconds in 20k volts
Germany is not allowing any opposition.Every German is constantly forced to take part in human rights abuses.Everybody not taking part is being tortured and/or murdered,see my channel and homepage.
This results in:
1. every good German being dead (because having been murdered by his state)
2. every (remaining) German being only good when dead.
Except for the few managing to survive without collaborating.
When will the fucking blind sheep understand that THE TASER is a DEVICE used to TORTURE A HUMAN..
cessna65423 1 day ago
Coke cans are too small to pee my entire load into, 500ml bottes 50/50 chance, I recommend 1.5 litre bottles. Plenty of room for a good piss.
planetrockford 5 days ago
wtf?
F3rgo666 1 month ago
Anther stupid video! Thumbs down.
RustyBucket7603 1 month ago
0:23 That face says "hey, I just touched a woman"
URsuckishATlife 2 months ago
bro got some tang after an interview...thats wassup
jmrugby 2 months ago
I recently worked with the Ukrainian Prison Service on a 6mth work-swap secondment, & let me tell you it was just INSANE trigger-happy tasering over there.
Officers would compete each week to produce the best ‘dance video’ of a prisoner twisting & writhing in agony as the weapon was discharged into his body. The incident was always written up & explained as ‘self-defence following threatening conduct’.
Several inmates died as a result of this abuse, but no-one was interested in investigating.
SuperTruth77 3 months ago
more like tasered tv reporter screaming
TheMarksmenCat 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you pee in the middle of the toilet to assert your dominance!
PoesKlap133 4 months ago 7
This is ridiculous all you are doing is devaluing each others existence.You are teaching each other how to devalue human life and each other.Its crosses lines you can not come back from.Please keep your weapons of intimidation that you are allowed to use with .00001 resistance away from my family.
loyolaf 4 months ago
Would it be one of those devices that you get to thinking - Hmm I've tried tasering someone in the butt, next time I'm going for the balls. Food for thought officers??
topgunexcel 4 months ago
that is the fucking creepiest crooked smile at the end
Stack1993 4 months ago
was that bobcat goldstien
82syreeta 4 months ago
weirdo
holographicplanet 4 months ago
I understand him getting tased and all but what is up with the zipper part in the end?
3AInc 4 months ago 41
@3AInc same guy... different situation... both deserve screams of shock D:
thuff420 2 months ago
@3AInc that's WHY he got tasered
KnightStark 2 months ago
@3AInc He had just fucked her in the car lot lol
Hannible100 1 month ago
idk if you can see but there is no zipper on that dress
MeleaSinger 4 months ago 3
@MeleaSinger
her dress is clearly open at 0:13 (needing to be zipped)
TimeSpliTT 3 months ago
@TimeSpliTT after she walks away you can see that there is no zipper on that dress there would be an obvious line where the zipper is
MeleaSinger 3 months ago
took him long enough to zip, imagine how many minutes take to undo bra strap. lol at cheesy grin, old enough to be his mom.
faultyservice 4 months ago
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Germany systematically uses torture and murder to silence any opposition. Some of the murders known to the public: Uwe Barschel, Jürgen Möllemann, Heiner Gehring, Martina Pflock, Tron, Karl Koch, Bernd Seiffert, Kirsten Heisig, Fritz Bauer.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 because of our homepage.
German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings
wwwtotalitaerde 5 months ago
The dialog you can´t hear goes like "uhm.... we can´t do the bondage thing right here, dear...I am reporting and the camera is on. Wait for me inside this building...by the way, love your slutty red dress..."
TheSRalston 5 months ago
A simple comma would had given a good idea..."screaming, TV reported tasered". A free grammar lesson for today´s needs, lol...
TheSRalston 5 months ago
PRESS AND INTEGER LOL ALSO 1663 PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PIGS LOLOL YOUTUBE JOKES
jas16899 5 months ago
wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
wtFitskira 5 months ago
@wtFitskira That's what I was thinking. Fuck is this shit... LOL.
jmwwd 5 months ago
@jmwwd Im just worried i think im sick or having a syndrome because i just suddenly went to this crap and watched the whole thing, I WAS WASTING MY TIME!!
wtFitskira 5 months ago
damn that old lady sure is dressed slutty
sholayisme2 5 months ago
What a jerk.Label your video correctly!
Mariannalice 5 months ago
WTFF?
TheDanieljones1234 5 months ago
he came.
Acroniscopi 5 months ago 3
i need a tasor to protect myself from crackers
anmllvr234 5 months ago
Press 3. He jizzed in his pants
bpalucci 5 months ago
Hold 6 it's fun :D
2222beeeep 5 months ago
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise
jiffylubeyou1 5 months ago 154
@jiffylubeyou1 wats that got to do with getting tasered
ahasysv 5 months ago
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SharkWeekAddict 4 months ago
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I pee in the center of the toilet as loud as possible to assert my dominance as male. But way to be a pussy.
SharkWeekAddict 4 months ago
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TheGonzaPoker 4 months ago
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@jiffylubeyou1 Throw down 5 sheets of toilet paper and pee on top of that in the water - Pro move
God dam noobs.
TheGonzaPoker 4 months ago
@jiffylubeyou1 how many times ive herd that joke on youtube ive lost count
MJayP93 2 months ago
@jiffylubeyou1 no i dont pee on the side of the bowl, i pee in the middle to make the loudest noise and to proove my dominance
mack2610 2 months ago 4
@mack2610 hahahaha, yo, same
AntDX316 1 month ago
@jiffylubeyou1 good one
ironmancwb 2 months ago
@jiffylubeyou1 huh?! and thumbs up if you were raised in a barn w/o a toilet. What the hell did your comment have to do with the vid?
JaniceParton 2 months ago
@jiffylubeyou1 omg i thought i was the only one!
siggysawdust2 1 month ago
@jiffylubeyou1 thats nothing..i discovered my boyfriend pees sitting down to make less noise
queenshelley420 1 month ago 3
@jiffylubeyou1 hahahaha
AntDX316 1 month ago
@jiffylubeyou1 I pee in the middle of the toilet to make as much noise as possible. As to assert my dominance.
celticmedic1 1 month ago 2
@jiffylubeyou1 I pee in the tank like everybody else.....right?
ERock73 1 month ago
@jiffylubeyou1 I pee on the floor to mark my territory.
jasonfish07 2 weeks ago
why was her dress open in the first place?! Pfff, journalists, they do anything, and anyone, to get a story...
periesicsd 5 months ago
can you stop generalizing please?
MuseFromGallifrey 5 months ago
but it wasnt my tattoo, it didnt help since i felt the shock to my heart,brain, lungs then bones.. especially that my piercings reacted xD
MazesOfRoads 5 months ago
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i got tazed in my back and i can feel the shock to my brain and my heart..then my lungs. i dont think its the tatttoo that i manage to endure the shock
MazesOfRoads 5 months ago
i got tazed in my back and i can feel the shock to my brain and my heart..then my lungs. i dont think its the tatttoo that i manage to endure the shock
MazesOfRoads 5 months ago
you got to have a full body tattoo covered to endure tazers longer.. half my body is covered in dark tattoo's to wrist.. i got tazed for 39seconds in 20k volts
MazesOfRoads 5 months ago
The funniest part of the video was the noise the old lady in the red dress made, she sounded like a fucking raccoon LMAO
Stoudemireable 5 months ago
What?
exikoz 5 months ago
Little red ridin hood flauntin that backside gave me a woody, rawr!
maylolik 5 months ago
00:22 DAT SMILE!!!!!!!!!
Griesmayer 5 months ago
He looks like the reporter who was on drugs and made a video about himself few years ago- dont know if its him.
globe255 5 months ago
.... and then he zips granny's dress? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
jehster 6 months ago
Ermm, how did we get from tasered reporter to...0:13!??!
sandrsofias 6 months ago
looks like he was zipping up the dress.....just giving her a thrill.
jeepers2655 6 months ago
negro lover
verybigbbc 6 months ago
lol the woman was like "nyaahhhh :0"
1337bigballer 6 months ago
He got tasered and then fucked the chick in the red
crocodile2006 6 months ago
I Need ONe Of Those
aveldman123 6 months ago
Stupid
chordarrow1 6 months ago
Press 6 repeatedly for "smacking that ass!"
GuitarxWolf 6 months ago
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GuitarxWolf 6 months ago
i see he popped one
ReaperyU 6 months ago
Keep hitting " 3 " with a brief pause and repeat. (enjoy) xD
TheHighPandaBear 6 months ago
you bastard
JuanchoMan 7 months ago
WTF were did the zipper go it was like magic
eddierios831 7 months ago
That was weird as hell. but I laughed. so thumbs up for you.
litlewhiteclowns 7 months ago
???????????
ethanhunter123 7 months ago
What Genius! What insight this man exhibits! Surely he will be the next Kronkite,
McGrottomaster 7 months ago
Wtf!?
blownvinny 7 months ago
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an9707 7 months ago
..he just came
THECLOSETWRITER 7 months ago
That was very...strange..
aBakeRaps 8 months ago
lol the beginning made me laugh "AHAHAAAAAAHAAA HOLY SHIT!" lol
Raven69XXXX 8 months ago 2
that was such a weird video
Tkmaxxroker 8 months ago
the lady obviously asked him to zip her up and that's why he's like "uh uh"
brucelee6790 8 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde your a disgrace to humanity, least that's what the Germans say
Lilpuyol 8 months ago
keep pressing 6 thumbs up
rhysfoxify 8 months ago
Press 2 and close your eyes
Wrs3000 8 months ago
@Wrs3000 STUPID FUKK.
beloit22 8 months ago
@Wrs3000 best....orgy.....ever
XD lmao
knes167 7 months ago
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Germany is a disgrace for humanity.
The reason is the following:
Germany is not allowing any opposition.Every German is constantly forced to take part in human rights abuses.Everybody not taking part is being tortured and/or murdered,see my channel and homepage.
This results in:
1. every good German being dead (because having been murdered by his state)
2. every (remaining) German being only good when dead.
Except for the few managing to survive without collaborating.
See my channel.
wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
WTF this was a waste of my time
Jonstarr1408 8 months ago
He zip her up and was like "im fucking so IN" "im joking there was no zip i thinks she retarded"
doingIyourImum 9 months ago
lmao, his face after he zipped up the zipper "ya you see that, im totally in"
Jsin10921 9 months ago
RRRGGGGWRRRRAAAAHHH HHHooooOOOllYYYY SSSssHHIIIiiiiIITTT
enobarf0123 9 months ago 56
WTF with the last part?
Did that guy think he ws going to cop dome on that old bitch?
KillaCamCorte 9 months ago
There is NO ZIPPER. It looks fake to me!
jennilynneo 9 months ago 3
his hands are brilliant when he gets tasered, you can actually see the ripple of electricity leaving them!
DayDreamAscent 9 months ago
So, you mean to say: "Tasered TV Reporter screams"?
BlueMaxx86 10 months ago 122
close your eyes at 0:06 and it sounds like some one got raped by a big dick
supersimsboy 10 months ago 3
What a bunch of real men wannabe!
cHUCHo458 10 months ago
this video is mislabeled. I should say, guy from Dave Matthews Band gets tasered
weinstein4367666 10 months ago
1234 people never got laid
localSickened 10 months ago
lol keep on holding 3 XD
NaziZombieGamer123 10 months ago
ahhhhbllllahhhhhhahhhh hhooollly shiitt!
zeroiscutee 10 months ago
WTF
This is the most random video ever!!!
griffonpop 10 months ago 6
0:07 " aehiuhneodocs holyshit siufirjgf
MrKbw111 11 months ago
Gay
MegaGera111 11 months ago
pause and press 6 then play and press 6, she scratching her ass and 0:15 is the future Britney spears
jjrimz99 11 months ago
lol the women and her zipper
TheVampgirl312 11 months ago
click this|------> 0:06
meagman2 11 months ago
the last part was hilarious, you know that whores wear red dresses and heals.
UTubeGreenie 11 months ago
WHAT?! From tazered to zipper in 20-something seconds?! Brain-fry,lol!
popazz1 11 months ago
lol omg funniest video ever is this russian guy gets tasered and he sounds like chewbacca LOLOOLO.
mistaman001 11 months ago
wheres the zipper? 0_0
localSickened 11 months ago
SPAMVE I KNOW IVE BEEN TASED
mindycromer 11 months ago
i saw a woman get tasered once and her bobbie implant were microwaved instantly! looked like a hot dog bursting in a microwave. it was AWESOMMMEEE!
MrDanielhartsock 11 months ago
what a player...
Callumfornication 11 months ago
what a player...
Callumfornication 11 months ago
i personally liked this video, i thought it was funny
GregRK7 11 months ago
0:14 neeeyaahhaahhah
nfs66 11 months ago 4
Uhhhh, okay.
greenrefrigerator 1 year ago
REMOVE THIS PIECE OF CRAP VIDEO!
john17972 1 year ago
wtf was that other shit about
skillz139 1 year ago
Clever. Put in that bit with the woman to make it look like the woman got tased. Clever.
hotelmario510 1 year ago
++++++++++Instructions+++++++++++
++++++Pauze the video and play it+++
#3 Pedo training.
#4 Demonic voices
#6 Silent fart
#7 fart chapter "Fuck them"
#8 Epic virgin face*
#9 Epic virgin face*
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*= Too awesome to play , pauze and weed is a must we are not held responisble for suffication resulted from laughing.
IRAHACKINGCREW 1 year ago
Is this in Fairfax, VA?
Boneclappers 1 year ago
The new opera style, scream-singing. XD
vstman 1 year ago
Hey, Zipperman is kind of cute! Who is he?
FuzzyElf 1 year ago
Grover
snakehands 1 year ago
oOoOoOoOOOOOOOoOooOoalalalalalalalllllabrbrrbrbrbrbbbOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FilmPA86 1 year ago
i want to get tasered only to see how it feels! i mean, look all these videos! They all scream. Is it so painfull at all?
emagdali 1 year ago
@emagdali yeah it hurts like hell lol
lawdawg14 1 year ago
Hahahaha wtf
CarlChub 1 year ago
Bet she purposely unzipped it so she could be on tv.
Smellmenoweww 1 year ago
Keep pressing 5 for his 'o' face!
limosine 1 year ago
keep pressing 6 for santa :D
kentknightsrule 1 year ago
keep pressing 6 for lol!!!!!!
moomooandu 1 year ago
666 look liked she is trying to hold her shit back
DylanSask 1 year ago
@DylanSask Why did you start your comment with 666?
DIRECTVable 1 year ago
@DIRECTVable press it down lol press 666666666666 just watch.
DylanSask 1 year ago
@DylanSask Thats a good 1 :P
tegs416 1 year ago
Just push 6 until you laugh lol... she sounds like... well push 6 and you'll understand.
Speedcult77 1 year ago
The women walks away and thinks "did i just get molested?"
xxxxMMSxxxx1 1 year ago
210.
210smoker 1 year ago
@210smoker
I wonder what you smoke...
Legalise !!!!
CannabisCorporation 1 year ago
1. Pause the Video
2. Play the Video
3. Repeatedly press the 3 button.
4. Enjoy
avh129 1 year ago
@avh129 repeatedly press 7 "twat twat twat twat"
DrGreenthumbPhd 1 year ago
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bennoah222 1 year ago
wtf is the title 4?!
aminkhashm 1 year ago
How the Fuck does this Get over a 1000 000 Views??
TheVALLEYoftheDEAD 1 year ago
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS VIDEO???
hearts76100 1 year ago
! #LOL !!! The ending was so random, wtf!
ElectronicCalifornia 1 year ago
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ElectronicCalifornia 1 year ago
the guys face at the end shows how men are still little boys on the inside :3
HannahandTobi 1 year ago
@HannahandTobi ill show ya pussy!"!!!
ZZIRAK 1 year ago
the ending is his hooker leaving lol
7andrew225 1 year ago 6
screw the haters this is funny stuff
swanton200 1 year ago
lol @ the dudes face.
You guys got that right?
I totally fucking scored. :B
sbkhaan1 1 year ago
XD lol look at his face after he zipper her up he's like "Did you guys get that, i saw her bra :D "
marc15yo 1 year ago 218
@marc15yo She's like 80 years old dude...
firedragoncow1234 1 year ago
@marc15yo wt f.......it dont matter it looked lk she was fuken 100 years old. disgustin more lk it
kurdishMG 1 year ago
@marc15yo there isn't a zipper.. lol -.-
jaredsshield 11 months ago
lolololol!!! That woman had an orgasm when he pulled up her zipper.
PhantomloverSNAFU 1 year ago 5
I bet that's how he orgasms
bookdream 1 year ago 3
i seriously just laughed really hard.. weirdest fucking video ive ever seen.. i would be best friends with this guy
loganhayes88 1 year ago
That was weird
Leprechauncancer 1 year ago
okaaaaay
realniggashit18 1 year ago
what just happened to my life?
charliemanner 1 year ago 4
"Yaaaaa." Exactly, old woman. Exactly.
TheWhisperingCactus 1 year ago
I can't wait for part II when our favorite reporter gets maced for a story then helps an old lady across the street to confuse us all
hotrod1204 1 year ago 5
u paused at the part were he opens his lips and stands cause thats ur favorite part wow i gotta say ur actully a homo
obedawins 1 year ago