You Might Be a Beaner

[Alex8485ful]

Press 7 for fag #12

[rspkisfun]

I guess im a beaner cuz i see a holl lota ppl i know at walmart

[THAHITMAN509]

@rspkisfun i know right!! like when I go there I always say to myself "I'm going to see someone I know just watch" lol

[Diveous]

im all of those except collecting cans but only because i dont know where a recycling place is at...i love being a beaner but more of a torttila person i cant anything without a tortilla even spagetti probably not pizza but fuck it

[THAHITMAN509]

@Diveous I ate pasta 2 days ago with tortillas!! lmao

[MirandaDom9]

Hella corny .You shouldve been real and creative

[Tenki09]

no , you are a beaner because your black and short with that mexican accent.

[DeniisePicon]

Lol , It Soundss Likee Fagg Number 2 When You Say Fact Number 2 (x 

[THAHITMAN509]

@DeniisePicon lmao it does a little bit xD

[PrimeroX]

FACT # 16. If you do wear a shirt that says in he front: "DIRTY yet so CLEAN..." You Might Be a Beaner... peace bro XD

[THAHITMAN509]

@PrimeroX lmfao I still got that shirt somewhere laying around.

[fortanell1]

mmmm they are some treatments for you to become white , the problem is you parents they always know were you comefrom soooo saaad !!!

[realgrifote]

number for you : fucking bastard better not talk because you come from sperm beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@realgrifote beaner please!

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

hahaha what a funny little shitskin beaner

[jiggyjoecars]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 Haha what a hateful little chink

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

@jiggyjoecars it took you that long to figure out what race i was , you little stupid fucking beaner , where you hitting your head on the the wall for the past two weeks cause you cant figure out what race i was , you beaners are fucking cockroaches , here in canada us chinks are welcomed and also in the usa , because we dont mooch off the country stealing jobs and and rallying claiming usa is ours like a fucking piece of shit retard , , you beaners are ugly as fuck like this beaner in the video

[jiggyjoecars]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 What the fuck is wrong with you little shmuck , You hate us because we just have to cross a river to get here and you have to cross a whole ocean. What you do sell your younger brothers and sisters to get here. You know we have way more champs now then you will in history when it comes to boxing. Your a Hater because you try to convince me that Im suppose to hate myself. Ha your the one that hates your self I bet you wish you were more like me.

[fortanell1]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 relaxxx jacky chan take you chinks and you dog food out off mexico ,if you dont know thre's a loooot of chinks leaving in mexico so before you open you mouth remember that jacky chan....

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

@fortanell1 wow , this was a month ago , i still hate beaners but i don't go and troll and watch their videos , as a matter of fact , i stay away from you and your people , and how the fuck does jackie chan make me feel upset , i should be thanking you for calling me that iconic figure , you can say whatever you want , but i won't reply back , because i won't scoop down to your 7 year old level brain , so have a nice day horhay

[fortanell1]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 the chinks in mexico they call themselfs mexicans but you are chink and not canadian big gratitud for a country how give you parents and you a place to live let see who is the 7 year old

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

@fortanell1 whatever you say beaner , even though I'm a 3rd generation asian-canadian , and you are just a boarder hopping cockroach who got to the US about a week a ago , you ugly spic , you don't realize how much americans hate you more than us including canadians too , nobody even talks to the beaners at my school here in canada , LOL nobody sits beside them , there food gets spitted on , everybody says they smell like shit. yuck!!!! , i know i said i won't reply back , but i hate beaners!!!!

[fortanell1]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 mmmm higschool right? well you can not join the ku klux klan nor the skinheads couse you are not white but you can form you little club jaky chan hater club were you moto will be im a follower trying to look cool and may one day a become white....lets hope you are not going to become a bomber or terrorist...cheers

[THAHITMAN509]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 why you mad? upload a video showing us your face! pussy :)

[Gamerlives]

LOOK AT MY BIG BLACK CLOCK.

thumbs up if ya read it wrong!

[99Snipez]

d a b

[Gamerlives]

thumbs up if u searched beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@Gamerlives type in "beaner" and I'm like the 3rd result. lmao. I really am one.

[ccsoffthewall]

like if you typed in beaner.

[TheChunkyKong]

Lmao like 12 of them refer to me XD

[69enex]

after every joke he looks extremely pleased with himself

[olevsos]

PEACE BEANERS. awebo

[ikarinah]

Hahaha this is too funny >.<

[THAHITMAN509]

@ikarinah glad you like it :)

[ikarinah]

@THAHITMAN509 yess no problem, check out my videos tho >.<

[yaimilinnxLufsxYouu]

Good Vid(:

[ShyteKreek46]

4 and 13 were the best!!!

[tyranes123]

funniest mexican ever

[Emphesized]

If you're reading this you might be a beaner!!!

[eddie51arz]

Your a Disgrace to mexicans!

[THAHITMAN509]

@eddie51arz lmao get a life 

[smiley3155]

ugsaduyGYWDAPLSJF

[pakogax]

poor guy..... god bless him! =) fact 0: I need a girlfriend and I am gonna act as an ass next 15 facts.

[THAHITMAN509]

@pakogax lol I need a new one man

[ainamelas]

if you wear a shirt that says DIRTY GET SO CLEAN you might be a beaner.

[THAHITMAN509]

@ainamelas haha that's me

[748334]

@ainamelas His shirt says: Dirty Yet So Clean

[khayelz]

lol any one knows that asian people eat BEANS but they call it "porotos"... and it just a fckng seed... what about white people? do they eat porkchops ok no that would be cannibalism.. :l

[XJBERGX]

You are making fun of your race because you cant read your own jokes making fun of your race ...fool

[XJBERGX]

Fact number 16- If you cant read your own hand writing, while trying to make fun of your own race...you might be a beaner 

[THAHITMAN509]

@XJBERGX I'm not making fun of my race you fool. 

[DriedSteak42]

Fuck up beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@DriedSteak42 STEAK!!! 

[changomoreno13]

hey dude get your self a girlfriend,, hey wey agarrate una novia wey

[THAHITMAN509]

@changomoreno13 hey chango get get yourself a life and stop hating.

[55natedogg]

kfc in ur back yard u would be a black dude because they like fried chicken

[Leonidas969]

peace now go and shoot ur self 

[THAHITMAN509]

@Leonidas969 After you.

[nick3tr33z]

you are a smelly beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@nick3tr33z I smell good, very good. 

[THAHITMAN509]

@ChronikL9 thanks ;p

[PeRez15mx]

DIana <3 him.

[THAHITMAN509]

@PeRez15mx ??? lol

[s3m1pr0]

lol, hitman, ignore the assholes who left you negative comments my fav. fact was 12, you might add another one.. fact 16, if you think k-mart is quality shopping, you might be a beaner.

[skzgen]

and im fact number 11 and im not a beaner lol

[skzgen]

im sending this to my friend cuz he iz all of the above

[KTownGentlemen]

spick

[Kohohockey66]

YOU ARE A FUCKIN BEANER!!!!!!!

[kirby242007]

Beaners We'll kick you in the face Beaners!!!!

[THAHITMAN509]

@kirby242007 hahaha Chong! 

[harijoel]

FAT GRINGO

[TheBgirl7]

lmao ur like a mini mi version of george lopez haha u gotta big head haha

[skater259100]

ur fat nd a beaner

[omar129503]

true true



[ImaginareeFriend]

I am Mexican and I can relate to some of the things you said.

Damn dude, you look like Jabba da hut, but darker. Beaner :D

[updatedandtechwizard]

if you can fit like 8 people in a two door car you might be a beaner

[pingzer]

Wow talk about of fucking hatein assholes on here lmao.

[superpinkdice]

ur an ugly beaner lol =P 

[wolfguardy13]

save que pinche gringos maricones CHINGA SU MADRE PINCHE GRINGOS

[1RadicalDreamer]

SHREK!?

[globinpig]

Fact number 18: If you're a polio victim with a wet back, then you're a beaner.

[MrHugorocks]

IF U LOOK LIKE THIS FAT FUCK UR A BEANER LIKE HIM

[yugioh9641]

@MrHugorocks no then ur american

[BLAZE170films]

lol i'm a beaner

[EliteDefenseInc]

BEANERS LOVE BEANS

[themaxin10]

you a beaner

[matthewcardinals]

haha i love this vid XD

[masterherny]

wow what faqq lmao!

[termsking58]

if You Eat Tortillas Every Day U might Be a Beaner

[termsking58]

if ur favorite food is tacos u might be a beaner

[dill5536]

Your not funny at all

fat fuck!

[sfgman51]

LOL

[djvlado5]

if somebody looks like you , you might be a beaner

[Spikez666]

fact number 16 he has no life

[THAHITMAN509]

@Spikez666 lol good one

[sonderkraftfahrzeug3]

Respond to this video... if u look like this guy u migyt be a border hopper salvadorian

[chicalimexico1]

hueros culeros USA=mcdonalds

[alonzo1995]

ohh shitt im a beaner!!! awww i wanna be an islander like my parents ):

[volcomguy21]

if ur fat like u. u might be a beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@volcomguy21 if you're subscribed to ijustine you're a faggot and that's you :)

[lecagot2]

@THAHITMAN509 LOL! The Hitman owned volco on that one.

[TempesTLeaf]

@volcomguy21 i believe you just got burned, haha burned lol roflcopter dumb noob!

[ShikyroxKira]

beaners

[daniel123coolable]

chinga toda tu puta perra ghuanga madreeeeeeeeeeeeee

[peteretito]

La llorona!!

[man19uel]

if u post stupid comments to a really stupid video you are a fucking beaner....dude larry the cable guy is funnier than you and he sucks

[THAHITMAN509]

@cHEw69mILLIOn I know I am :)

[au33987]

What's with all this, you might be a beaner? Look in the mirror, you are a beaner.

[200twistatwista]

Quote of George Lopez " Mexikan's are alway's late "

Love that!

[CHIPPYCHIP420]

my back is wet

[Spikez666]

ur  Faggot

[THAHITMAN509]

@Spikez666 nice spelling. lol.

[hola090]

Pobre pendejo ustedes solos se difaman, a que le dices "beaner" ?? a todo el proletariado mojado sin educacion y cultura alguna ??

[la1alltheway]

la llerona lmao

[Chekirows]

If you Fuck taco's, you might be you!

[818loko]

7 was totally right for me haha 15 is not a fact. going to Chucky cheese was like going to Disneyland for us. lol

[MrMEXICAN900]

if u have a big ass stomach u might be a fat ass and that's u

[THAHITMAN509]

@MrMEXICAN900 if you don't have videos because you can't afford a camera because you're broke that might be you ;p

[hola090]

@THAHITMAN509 If you poor family had to leave Mexico that migth be you.

[OUR1808]

hahahaha I like '' if they don't let you play UNO because you always steal the green card, you might be a beaner''..... hahaha that shit is hysterical!!

[YetAnthony]

You're ugly.

[THAHITMAN509]

@YetAnthony I'm cute

[commandoivan2]

omg I'm a beaner



[THAHITMAN509]

@commandoivan2 lol

[THAHITMAN509]

@THAHITMAN509 haha thanks lo

[13surworm]

U might be a beaner is u use only duct tape to fix everything

[THAHITMAN509]

@13surworm haha.

[bobik624]

i laughed at the one about jumping higher than a basketball player, pretty good one. lol

[THAHITMAN509]

@bobik624 hahaha thanks. Yeah mexicans can jump higher than Kobe & Lebron. lol.

[HAYU571018031]

collecting cans and bottles is only asian old ladies

[THAHITMAN509]

@jaal305 hey take it easy you asshole, your just mad. IF your from Miami you might be a beaner. lmao.

[smilenowcrylater9]

sabes bien lo ke kiere decir beaner guey?? hasta da verguenza ke seas de Gto. con las mamadas ke dices.

[fightingirishfan08]

if you look like shrek your definetely a beaner and look like this motherfucker!

[THAHITMAN509]

@fightingirishfan08 good one. lol

[fightingirishfan08]

@THAHITMAN509

Hey thanks, im glad that you enjoyed my vivid descrition of the way you look.

[THAHITMAN509]

@fightingirishfan08 no problem, make sure to subscribe. :)

[alanthosglauco]

guys like this are shit in my country... the people who leave their country are betrayers

[THAHITMAN509]

@alanthosglauco you're just mad you don't have a green card.

[alanthos]

@THAHITMAN509 i dont need a green card i live here in mexico trying to make mexico a better place

[THAHITMAN509]

@alanthos you know you wish you were in the us, stop lying you're not doing nothing.

[alanthosglauco]

@THAHITMAN509 i can go legally to us whenever i wan sometimes I buy stuff there, simply i made the aplication for the passport and USCIS gave it to me, you only have to demostrate that you have an stable and remunerate job here in mexico, i like to go to US for vacation, not for living

[THAHITMAN509]

@alanthosglauco hey you wrote like a whole paragraph, good. Now go shove it up your ass. You dick! BLOCKED.

[krookedearz]

if your head looks like dis guys your deff a beaner

[THAHITMAN509]

@krookedearz lmao

[mikedaddy999]

Just another fuckin wetback... You all should've hung yourselves from that fenced you jumped crossing the border into our country. You're the reason for our econmic downfall because you just come over here and reproduce... If you'd actually stay in your own country or just blew Mexico clean off the map, our world would be a better place!!

[THAHITMAN509]

@mikedaddy999 Wow! nice little speech, that will be the last one you ever put down. BLOCKED! Who's your daddy now Mike? xD hahahaha

[alanthosglauco]

surely you are a nigger

[bloodndestroy]

if you greet your friends by surprisingly shanking them, your mexican

if your scared of el cucuy, your mexican

if your grandparents ever wore a zuit suit, your mexican

if you prefer sureno over norteno, your mexican

if you watched the movie blood in blood out, your mexican

if you live with your parent or parent(s) like until your thirties, your mexican

if one of your dreams is to have a lowrider and be taking your homegirl to a drive in theater with it, your mexican

[incaa1]

LMFAOOO number 13 ajajaja greencard ajajaja i died man..nice vid

[THAHITMAN509]

thank you! lmao

[oOoxREDiMiDAxoOo]

lol omg im a beaner i do think pepsi and coke taste the same lol theres no fucken diff i dont care what no1 tells me

im 100% Mexicana

[THAHITMAN509]

yeah they do taste the same, like you can drink both pops in the dark and you won't be able to tell which one is which. lol.

[ksmb7]

fact num 3 4 5 is true jajajajajajaja

[THAHITMAN509]

lol yeahhh

[KisukeSasuke2]

dude this is all true

[THAHITMAN509]

@KisukeSasuke2 lmao yeah I speak the TRUTH!

[Frankwha]

if u say turteen instead of thirteen u might b a beaner. Esa te fayo Hitman XD

[THAHITMAN509]

@Frankwha hahaha that's a good one! I didn't think of that. lol

[thunder69sm]

this video is hilarious.. make more. VIVA LA RAZA

[THAHITMAN509]

@thunder69sm hahaha thanks! yeah I got a new one coming out, maybe this month. :)

[angelmode2007]

hum.. why beaner?

[LifeTruths]

yay i m a beaner

[chivito10]

damn thats my family

[THAHITMAN509]

lmao.

[1exotic]

your a beaner, go pick me some beans you dirty beaner.

[THAHITMAN509]

How many do you want? :)

[N9NE210]

i think he wants 2,1 down his throat and another straight up his ass

[pgeronimo38]

shut up craker

[ceo661]

these are horrible. if you really want some good jokes check out comedian Superstar Salazar's You might be Raza jokes