Patriotic eggs and a Christmas present suit.

[LAURAandERIN]

Doodoodoodoodoodoodoo..GAHHH!

[heddalee]

Crodhelia Digesta!



[goodtimesww]

drip drop diet and omg are my fav's

[propjam2]

DI DUU DI DU YEHAAAA!

[24tobu]

I'd fuck it.

[comeonboeltsy]

@24tobu *vomits*

[aerialkate]

It's hard to believe that Shaye is dead - because he/she seems like the kind of person who would fake their own death and enjoy watching people crying afterwards. I miss the videos though. I'd love to have gone to Aaron Spelling's Christmas party with Shaye Saint John. Not gonna happen now.

[fishsandwichpatrol]

hi everyone!

[NicKinsman]

Each second of these feels like an hour of a bad trip

[sera97]

"Hello, officer I'm in my present suit; do you think it would be patriotic to make some little old eggs?"

[Hoglegvid]

This makes me in the mood for some scrambled eggs and meth...

[SilverGuardM1]

the world is fucked

[C0ckmunch]

LMAO wtf is with the little doll shaking around XD

[heddalee]

i was just talking to Crodhelia Digesta on the phone the other day...

[iluvbevisandbutthea1]

wtf is this, ROFLMAO!!!!

[GrilloJ123]

I loved Shaye...to bad she passed away.

[ItzR3zR4pt0r]

@GrilloJ123

he died ? or did he just stopped making vids

[GrilloJ123]

@ItzR3zR4pt0r the guys who played Shaye died i forget his name, but yea he died in like 2008..

[lowfilms]

HHehehehhehe. The music and sounds make it even madder.

Keep outputting!!

[noisydope]

cleary there is more going on than what im bein shown..i just found this odd character tonight, and i must say, theres something about all of this that is...well, thats just it, i dont know what it is...of course this beats tv by like a million!

[Colej666]

screwed up abortions

[lilletanna]

i will be using these videos as punishments for my nine year old... enjoy the nightmares sweetie. is that child abuse?

[asswhole455]

I would like to buy a bowel Pat and then spin the wheel of death.

[ErlenmeyerFlask]

Kritin you just have to do two more hours in the dry cleaning bag!

[masacatior]

this is opportunities, it's life, call family old friends.. im interested christimas

[JollyJollies22]

Shaye Saint John needs to write an advice column specifically geared towards pregnant, hare-lipped teenagers. I think it would be beautiful. Please do this...for me...for the world...

[StoneColdKrishna]

Your sir, owe me my soul back.

[soccer09fan]

WOW that baby is having so much fun I'm going to try that with mine seeing as though my baby hates when i make her shoot up with heroine.

[lonemilkman]

this is the magick realismo of the future children. don't you love it? it reminds me so, of terry gilliam's tideland. and as one A.hO.le Scott sayz, "creepy, exploitive, and self-indulgent" and this is why i love it and need more. it scares and soothes. absolute poetry.

[ThexStrawberryxMIX]

you know all of shaye's videos have some meaning i know this ones now

[lissahxox]

so what is it then

[liddy85]

where do those masks come from?

[romaczech75]

Whenever I advise people about when they eat a dish that involves eggs & chicken I mention it's like "eating a parent & their fetus that's growing inside em.....AT ONCE!". That pretty much stops them from eating that particular dish. Ever. Cobb Salad.

[forinyto]

my braaain

[rimhorse]

YES

[quietthingss]

This is wild.

[utotem]

Mandinga sez that eggs are screwed up abortions... I KNOW, GOD

[acdcfreak4life]

this stuff is amazing in its sense..the insanity of it is awesome!

[DeadStarState]

I wanna see some new Shae!! I'm addicted!

[aerialkate]

Awesome. I want a Christmas present dress.

[LizzRawberry]

THIS IS FUCKING INSANE

[defaultxr]

What's the music in the background of this video?

[orangie666]

Sally Fields is totally great. Yeah! I told her about the eggs and she said she'd just come over later.

[NozomiSky]

What the hell is going on here?

[HamburgerMartyr]

Demented. I like it.

[jesikafuz]

I love her

[CaptainMooington]

him?

[Zz0MB13]

fuckin wierd ass shit, so very obvious that it is a man tho, what kind of girl has that deep of a voice? even with the high pitched shit you can easily tell its a guys voice.

[johnjhuff]

Layin' on the stove in my present dress, talking to the people I know...... hi everyone.

[dilsco]

Best video so far.

[diversity333]

gahd why is this vid painfully slow?

[velvetchiharu]

i love it when she cracks up..

[tcMEmperor]

It's a guy. Wigs are amazing, I know.

[coppertracy]

I like it..........I like it a lot :)

[14icedtambourines]

little old eggs !

[melissax12o]

thats like scaryyyyyyy.

[patrickd844]

I wanna see Crackhealhy & Digesta!!!

[dknytodd]

Chryhelia Digesta

[Palparete]

you have nice feet

[MoogItOrLoseIt]

I need to get myself a present dress.

[gishikin]

and learn how to dial a phone like that

[patrickd844]

Doot doot doot diddle doot doot.

[zedtherapist]

SHAYE YOU RULE

[ant1slam]

Nick Zedd doesn't need a theraPISSED, you bozo. Eric Fourier is the IDiot in desperate need of professional help

[ATOMICBIGFOOT156]

whats up with people saying hateful things about Shaye. if you cant be good and watch the show.......im gonna sew a zipper up from your nut sack to your god damn mouth's

[jennybb31193]

oh SHIT MAN i hate dolls!

[electrostrike]

what the fuck have i just witnessed? im converted. this is like lynch

[penkeyhair]

no actually shaye is a gay man who works for a freak show

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Really....hmmm....interesting.­

[XxTrailofDeadxX]

My brain hurts now.

[RedDemon]

man this is BS. listen to the voice! at correct speed it would sound like a 20 yr old frat boy. Shaye doesn't exist, "Shaye" is a college film project.

[gishikin]

WOW, you thought "IT" existed , what are you on, and were can I get some? moron.

[chrisothicon]

wtf?

[hakoneko]

What a pretty christmas dress.

[MeatMafia]

this is so weird

[CatsDrinkSprite]

Maybe I should try losing weight in a dry cleaning bag! LOLZ! Love ya shaye!!

[MarkTheFrazMan]

Shaye i really want to buy a present suit, you were very beautiful. Did you have the stove on while sitting on it? Must of hurt.

[mrloophead]

i don't know why, but i had to come back for more.

[cheezwizard]

girl, you freekin' me out too much! i like to dry my feet over the stove too!

[linkwaker007]

Hey, what in the world is going on here? I've spent pretty much all day on your website... I still can't figure it out...

[chieflinesider]

get a job

[FireBusterEudial]

Shaye's a model, actress, singer, and entertainer. I believe those are all jobs...so if you're gonna talk badly, be correct about your statements. ;) Thank you, and have a blessed evenin'.

[chieflinesider]

She gets paid for making this garbage on Youtube. Shes screaming out for a hug. If only her parents had given her one we wouldnt be talking about this.

[FireBusterEudial]

Exactly, she gets paid, therefore, it's a job.

BTW, out of curiosity, if it's such garbage, why do you bother to watch and complain about it? ;) And come back to respond to what I say? :P Teehee

[chieflinesider]

Oh, I meant to put a question mark when it Said SHE GETS PAID? It boggles my mind that people like you exist. & find this somewhat entertaining. When ShayeSaintJohn passes on this will be her legacy that lives on. Some hacked together clips of afternoons spent acting like a fool. Just glad its not me.

[FireBusterEudial]

Teehee, again, you keep coming back to something you don't like, and I noticed you also watched and commented a few of her other videos. I've said it once, and I'll say it one last time, don't watch if you don't like it. To do that and continually run your mouth inaccurately just makes you look whiny. I'd go on, but I don't feel like wasting my time ;)

[chieflinesider]

Doesnt take any time to reply. Your acting like its a big undertaking. Youtube is about comments & responses. I just happen not to like this video. Hope you come back & "waste your time". I wouldnt have come back if you had commented. What else you got?

[FireBusterEudial]

You're too easy a target. I won't give you the pleasure. Take care, love.

[chieflinesider]

no I wont enjoy it, go on.

[SerenaH123]

I think YOU might be jealous. Plus something smells in here, I think it's all the crap running out of your mouth ^^

[chieflinesider]

Jealous... no, Im just giving my opinion on these videos. Youve got to get your nose out of Shayes ass & let her support her videos if she wants. I dont understand why my comments mean so much to you.

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Thank you.

[FireBusterEudial]

You're welcome darling ;) How are those gams?

[FireBusterEudial]

They don't. You're just fun to blow out of the water and watch a weak attempt at manipulating us into looking like the bad guys ;) Clearly they mean something to you, as you keep responding in a boring, incorrect (usually grammatically as well) fashion. So it's you who needs to get their head out of their ass, and once again, getcha mind right girlfriend.

[chieflinesider]

I dont feel blown out of the water. If I was "blown out of the water" you wouldnt be back to try & "blow me out of the water". Once your blown out of the water, its not possible to do it again, is it? Your trying to give the end all youtube post & you just dont have it. That one sure wasnt it. Sorry about the previous grammatical errors... & I apologize in advance for any I might post in the future. If you need any help understanding anything ive posted. You just let me know. Ok kiddo.

[FireBusterEudial]

Being blown out of the water doesn't necessarily mean the be all end all, especially when you bring up things that I, and now I among another, have continually shut down. I don't need to give it my all - some whiny little girl isn't worth much effort, hence I'm not trying anything - leave it to you to think so. I'm not surprised. I had no trouble understanding your posts, but like I said, if you're gonna be stupid, be correct. You call me kiddo, but have the mindset of a prepubescent girl...

[DrRazorblade]

Im not going to eat eggs if Shaye doesnt.

[hakoneko]

Shaye, you look so beautiful on the stove. I'm really jealous.

[mrloophead]

unemployed.

[ShayeSaintJohn]

I wish.

[FireBusterEudial]

I don't wish. The fashion world would suffer if there was a lack of your modeling sesshons. Especially if they used Mo as a substitute. It would be gross. What do you think?

[ShayeSaintJohn]

I think you are correct...once again. Mo has scarlet fever.

[FireBusterEudial]

I heard she got it from spending too much time a closet full of Edie Sedgwick's old pantyhose in an attempt to score a session you were both trying for. Clearly you got it and she was not pleased. Mo gets scarlet fever too much, it's sick.

[Badsubtitles]

Would it be right to say I'd abhor to unwrap you. GAWD KRISTIN'S FACE!

[FireBusterEudial]

I adore the present suit. I think it should be worn more often. Do you have special magic dresses for each of the holidays?

[ShayeSaintJohn]

I adore you.

[romanthomas]

you seemed like you loved it on the stove hahaa...hi everyone! loved it shaye also i loved when you were dialing on the phone dodo diliti de de dillilti