Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jeff Dunham !!!

[minimike981]

silence I kill u

[RandomBoardKat]

stolen



[MrMpvincent69]

its comedy man, and funny. and so is the life of brian by monty python. its comedy so lets all take it as that eh

[MrPlanx]

This is real funny if you are about 70 years old, I guess. Yawn.

[mspuppyluv1999]

Walter says in just a Halloween decoration lol

[Phantom2820]

shut the fuck up . cryfreedom. im a muslim and u cant just make fun of islam like that. jeff dunham is gay and he only has racist jokes. he can go fuck himself

[nikki91847]

240p, we meet again...

[SuperCrazygirl47]

lets see A-C-FLEM. hahahahaha!

[souleater12341000]

a...c...flim

[souleater12341000]

god dammit ......... oh i mean ala-dammit

[BobWhinskee21]

Its a flesh wound

[susu35123]

SILENCE...I KILL YOU

[skylermws]

i tried to watch it without laughing or grining but i cracked up when he sad goddamit

[ismellahater]

Jeff Dunham Is AWESOME

[TheRONDARIUS]

KINDA FUNNY



[VampireLOVER849]

osama ??

[SuperCrazygirl47]

@VampireLOVER849 osama is the guy who basically created 9-11

[ThePepepete]

haha now i understand...

[ThePepepete]

funny?

[cr12zy12]

nonononono its Osama the dead terrorist

[jbrocks12341]

thts not achmed thts bin ladin



[lilyabard]

you spelled his name rong

[NobleTeam99]

@pushingdaisies2 cos he's sad

[lrb662003]

This is one of the least funny things I have ever seen in my life.....it's pitiful in a way.

[pushingdaisies2]

@lrb662003 Why'd you watch it??

[BadAwesome123]

jeff you rock

[arapunx411]

I keel u!!!!!! Rock on Jeff

[ESUxProductions]

Not great... :/

[erik7529]

stupid

[IceMugs]

Silence! I'll kill you!

[ma10ti]

he should use the billy jigsaw puppet!!

[KidInsideAKid]

I have to pee now .-.

[Juston107]

SILENCE AND KILL U I KNOW IT WITH OUT LOOKING OR ME

SAGES

[amyexpertfan11]

SILENCE I KILL YU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

[fodsaks]

Brilliant!

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have.

[Giovanni23Hernandez]

i'll kill yu

[mrspunkaay]

lol, its like,"click here for a better quality video"...i clicked it like 10 times before realizing what it did....

[MultiAwesomeness23]

Jeff dunham is fucking gay

[Razamatazz777]

this is old

[DrummaBoy120]

knok knok whos there? me, I kill u

[thunderchuforever]

Achmed is fuckin hilarious

[momo221333]

funny as hell.

[momo221333]

funny as hell

[asharp1999]

that was funny

[TheScrambles1]

@Ipunchbeezintheface both? Me and someone else? And how could I have enjoyed it if I was asleep?

[drumleaf]

he sucks and cant even do his own voices

[SMITEM1]

LOL!!!!!!!

[SilverFlamestar]

i'm jewish, and i laughed at this. some of you people need to learn to laugh at yourself lol

[SpeedinHawk]

I made a jooke! :D ha haaaaa

[Darkwindxxx]

How do you spell 'achmed'...A-C-FLEM-M-E-D ACHMED!

[TheScrambles1]

jeff dunham sucks ass I hate blue collar comedy

[Ipunchbeezintheface]

@TheScrambles1

Your mom sucked my ass and I have a picture of my balls in your mouth.

Pretty sure I said that cause I hate haters.

[TheScrambles1]

@Ipunchbeezintheface oh really you do? because funny thing is I don't remember that at all, why don't you show me that picture? oh wait you can't because 1 you're a fucking retard and 2 that never happend dumb fuck so why don't you just shut the fuck up you fucking retard

[Ipunchbeezintheface]

@TheScrambles1

I gave you roofies. :3

You both enjoyed it.

[XxMW2KINGxX1000]

location,location,location... lolololol

[soxsons]

death to all who dosn't like this

Hello i am Linsdy Lohan

i set a bomb to blow in 30 minutes but it went off after 4 seconds

Silence I kill you!

lol

[Armoleb101]

its so funny but i dont like them making every arab look like a terrorists

[benhink]

illllllllllll killllllllll yyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuu

[ninja2231]

SILENTS ... I KILL U XD

[TrilogyGamer1]

IIIIIIII KKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[shabzy150]

lol im only 11 but i laghed my fucking shits off if fucking classic

[harrisboy42]

i really dont get why its so funny. dude says "I keel you!" and suddenly everyone roars in laughter. Right.

[pig12320]

Lol so funny

[xXNeonLollipopXx]

O: ACHMED I LOVE YYOUUU!!!!

[NECROSCROT]

Look at my ass its says made in China, LAAAAAAAAAAAAWL

[callomstar]

whats th last thing to go through your mind?

My ass

[shuffleshard]

Oh god I mean ala

[shuffleshard]

That was dark

[TheMHKpets1]

x3 - Kristy from finland

[TheOliverj]

"What do you think of bush?" Oh I love bu- OH! u mean the president?"

HAHAHA

[Banjokazooie42]

silence, I KILL YOU

[Pillzbug]

Fuck Jeff Dunham! He sucks big ones, and pays handsomely for it.

[chris09261]

i have a friend named ahmed

[watevuwan]

16 people are infedels

[miley123421]

02:46 TO 03:35 LOL stop touching me!!!!!

[Slurpinator1]

So what do you think of Bush?

Oh, I love bu - OH, you mean the president, I'm sorry.

[sicknes12]

yes



[diaryofadaltin2]

lol man

[KellyTheHedgie35]

Dammit... OH..! Oh! i mean.. Ala, dammit...

[KukaPopoki]

15 people had the bomb blow up while they reached to click the like button

[OhEmGeeItsDomC]

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS

[HMJ0997]

@OhEmGeeItsDomC Why not like it? Its funny

[jojo26864]

@OhEmGeeItsDomC its funny

[GODOFWAR1013]

14 terrorist had a pre-mature detonation!

[710538710538]

lol

[angelo62084]

lol

[angelo62084]

LOL this is even funnier than everything else

[GameMasta2]

INFIDEL!

[MrTmellon]

BORING

[mybox1991]

@MrTmellon you are a fucking monkey it is super funny and achmed is awsome

[lava172]

@MrTmellon FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU! whats your sense of comedy and not boring? fred?

[MrSkillzThatKills]

So funny!!!SILENCE ILL KILL YOU!!!!xD



[Bansheeman1000]

Are you kidding me I'd kill your for a klondike bar hehehehe!!!! LOL LOL LOL

[haliwelkid]

stop touching me!!!!!!! ..... i kill you!!!

[peytton123]

a....c....flem

[harryratan]

this is very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

[BourkieAkALuke]

i did the same with two christen priests

[spazz14011]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dante99019]

You know people need to stop making You laugh you lose videos and just go to this... this is how real pros do it.

[THeResisTanCe5100]

11 people tried to bomb the like button...

[tylerhaunted]

Jeff "so how do you spell your name?"

Akmed *o.O* "A C PHLEM M E D" lol

[deadman192837]

i laughed my ass of

[lucyxXx08]

utter shite!



[Phenomphoreva]

@lucyxXx08 ASSHOLE.

[TheXjmanX]

hello i am linzy lohan lol

[jsager100]

i love this video

[SharkFrenzyBlood]

0:01, White ass commercial... God.

[antone32795]

thumbs up if you got the sham wow commercial!!

[bumer274]

achmed is sooooo good

[tuckerdudetv]

jeff: so achmed...

achmed: no it's achmed.

jeff: thats what i said.

achmed: no you said achmed it's achhmed ch ch ch ch ch.

jeff: then how do you spell it?

achmed: what?

jeff: how do you spell it?

achmed: um lets see hear a... c.. flemchh.

love it!!!!

[doglover738]

too funny you rock!

[ImR0nburgundy]

What is with idiots posting videos with crap resolution. Learn how to do this right or don't do it. Content is funny.

[TehPankake]

Jeff Dunham fucking sucks!

[lilmilli10]

me i kill you loollololol

[porkyporkyporks]

lol!!!

"SILENCE!! i kill u"

[moekakke]

A premature detonation...

The suicide hotline...

Idiots with no future, and they have plenty of them...

[81gmonster]

silence i kill u

[lillypad8901]

ff

ffuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyuyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyh

sorry I'm bad at typing fast

hahahahahahahahahaahahhhahahah­a

[philbateman1989]

Ouch! My intelligence!!!

[olliemaster1232]

two jews walk in a bar! no no. what!? you dont like jews in your bar? you racist bastard! i dont want racist jokes in here. oh ok what if i kill the jews! no. im kiddingi would not kill the jews i would throw a penny in between them and watch them fight to the death! i did the same with 2 catholic priest and tossed in a small boy! the winner gets to fight micheal jackson!!! lol part.

[SimonsGal123]

@olliemaster1232 O.o uhmmmmm im Jewish O_o

[uaregay100]

SILENCE i keil you

[MaybexIllxLikexYou]

@uaregay100 learn to spell ´´kill´´

[apples4good]

accccccccccccchfmed



[xXyourmomsballsXx]

jeff dunham is a talentless hack and his shows are pathetically infunny id like to watch him get raped by a runaway slave. atleast that would have some comedic value unlike this gaylord

[impulsecontrol213]

@xXyourmomsballsXx fuck ur life u immigrant bastard!!!LOL

[janggeunsukluver]

@xXyourmomsballsXx fuck you he is awesome you just hatin cuz youre not funny you bitchass ..

[HMJ0997]

@xXyourmomsballsXx That may be your opininion but I think he's hilarious

[ar14237]

goddamet i mean aldamet

[dkglam]

now this is funny

[HMJ0997]

I say we hunt down the 4 people who don't like this

[silenceikillzyou]

@HMJ0997 I'm with you

[MegaRedfox101]

@HMJ0997 i agree!

[TrilogyGamer1]

@HMJ0997 u mean 16

[HMJ0997]

@TrilogyGamer1 well its 16 now, when I posted it it was 4 people

[sircj8]

@HMJ0997 no we suicide bomb 18 of em

[HMJ0997]

@sircj8 that'll work too

[MarineRaider99]

lol hes lke stewie from Family Guy, SILENCE!!!!! I KEEL U!!!

[natandveeve123]

I LOVE THIS GUY ITS THE BOMB DIGIDY

[3ace13]

is this from spark of insanity off of comedy central

[courtney7955]

DON'T SAY GD YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUSS TO MAKE IT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[N2Nbuilder]

i kill u

[MarineRaider99]

@N2Nbuilder its "I KEEL U

[thedagdog]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

[MrChunkyturtle]

i really sometimes forget hes a puppet with all his expressions

[rockgirl1997able]

LMAO!!!! " no, look at my ass, it says made in china!!" lmao!! that part never gets old. Jeff is soooo funny, luv Achmed! my # 1 charecter!!! woo

[tobixcupcakes]

this is so old

[vamp1024]

silence! I KILL U! lol Achmed ftw!

[Argrine]

i have tryed to watch this whitout laughing its just too hard xDDDD

[tomwelly27]

american humour is so bloody lame pathetic immature fuckers

[turtle951ie]

@tomwelly27 I'm assuming your british right? Well here's a joke for you ya dumb brit; Fuck your mom, fuck your queen, and fuck your ugly rotten teeth too

[MarlonTheRogue]

6:23

WINRAR

[rsfilms9]

lmfao i was on the floor pissing my self laughting haha!

[waterpaw13]

i love him (not like that though)

[jojos1891]

ROFLOL Jeff touched his balls O_O

[Panais01020304]

NOK NOK

who's there?

Me i kill you... 6:58

ax0ax00ax0xa0

[jojos1891]

ROFLOL i am linsey lohan

[cejason]

So your finished?... "WhAt?!" and "WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO MY FEET?!!!!"

[cejason]

Silance,... I KILL U!

[L0oKB3HinDY0u000]

GooD VIDEO I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS!

[angelsodark]

a....c.....flem hahaha creased lol

[alex84411abletiti]

lol at 02:08

[xlaFax]

Not Funny...

[kcrowleyk]

what is the puppet called?

[BBfan14]

achmed the dead terrorist if you can read the title

[mithman6969]

lol the avtment could my husband be gay?

[Alexnotyou]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[keeligirl]

SLINCE! I kill you.... XD

[gray334]

his jokes kill me

[pacobaby3]

i kill u

[SpyHawk9]

this is funny!!!!!!!

[paisota02]

omg!! i couldnt help it, but laugh from begining to end...thx for vid ;)

[ouaamarou]

watch ur mom bitch and you will cry

[act4life98]

haha

[MeateaterZXC]

lmfao

[gunzniper]

honestly I didn't laugh once. maybe you should listen to some real humor instead of falling for a crappy gimmick.