Chinese Take-Out

[4775327]

im chinese but i dont talk like that -o-.... and lol thata lota trouble!!he only knows numbers !!!

[wxgx]

haha. good way to handle those picky customers

[daMarshalxD]

you ass LOL

[lezbian90]

i'm Chinese and i'm living in Malaysia and i speaks my English clearly, Many people been making fun of the chinese are Kong Hu .

[xoEclipse1]

@lezbian90 I think your overly reacting. This is pure comedy, we make fun of whites/blacks/asian and whole other kind of race. So its not just only Chinese.

[Zerolightful]

man dis soooo funny i like da asain guy starts 2 talk like an american and den strt calling da white names

[Chazranman]

This is not typical of any Chinese restaurant I know of and just because an Asian actor chooses to participate does not mean it is not racially degrading

[Hewhomustdie]

@Chazranman Watch it again...we're making fun of the white guy.

[xoEclipse1]

@Chazranman you need to watch the video again. :/

[retardedfornaruto]

i like 2 cokes please...... what numba

[Hewhomustdie]

Peter Chao's accent is Hong Kong via Toronto, Canada. Mine is "fresh off the boat" Mainland China via New York City and working in the take-out restaurant for 14 hours a day/7 days a week accent.

And this was made 3 years before Peter Chao.

[Ojokernegro]

Lmao, this is good, but the chinese accent wasn't as awesome as they make it seem. You gotta do it like Peter Chao man, go to the extreme and people will laugh harder.

[10blood]

dumb ass lol XD

[Azmah12345]

OMFG SOOO FUNNY

[CoolJack88]

2 cokes.

Wha numba please?

[iamabrat319]

lolol

[Iris3492]

OMG!!! Awesome!!!!!! Lol. I'm Chinese and I can't even do that accent. Lol.

[nonexistence21]

2 cokes please

what number

son of a bitch lmao

[SporeNaruto23LOL]

Son of a bitch that was you! XD

[yummeeceline]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[drinkmysusu]

2 cocks alright wat number please? wtf!!!!!!! lol hahahahah!!!!!!!

[Privatebammbamm78]

@drinkmysusu its 2 cokes dumbass

[TwoAiren]

you ass.. hahaha

[kmwpa]

im from hong kong,i found this very funny

[xxoxxkellyxxoxx]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[DarkHeartMaster13]

OMG! That was freaking funny as HELL!!

Good job whoever directied this...REALLy funny skit...

I applaud you!!

[sova822]

haha

[Ingenallsaldrig]

hahahaha anyone got the number to this guy?

[summerluver00]

Hahahhahahaha.

[chem8guy]

I can't believe you can ever make such a racist clip... how would you like it if I make fun of your American accent when you speak Chinese? Oh wait, you CAN'T even speak Chinese, you ignorant fool.

[Hewhomustdie]

Lots of Chinese people find this funny. I wrote, directed and acted (the Chinese guy on the left) in this piece and I find it very funny. And yes, I do speak Chinese - Mandarin, Cantonese and FJ; fluently.

Please watch it again. Maybe this time, you'll get the joke.

[woISammi]

Are u sure? There's hardly anyone that could speak Mandarin, Canto, and FJ, FLUENTLY.

[randomrazr]

lol?

[KHomedy]

@Hewhomustdie fj?

[Hewhomustdie]

@KHomedy Yes, I'm FJ.

[KHomedy]

@Hewhomustdie from fuzhou ? or fujian ?

[Hewhomustdie]

@KHomedy I think Fujian, not sure. I was only five when I left. You?

[KHomedy]

@Hewhomustdie im fujian too

[yeeerk]

COUGH I'm Chinese, COUGH I found this hilarious. Chill, racism isn't going to go away, deal with it.

[angeliqmami]

lmao! this was awesome. lmao!

[badgirl842]

wat the hell?!?!?! y was the asian guy fuckin wit the blonde?! XD actually, this is kinda funny!

[Prasopchai]

Funny but if the guy ordering was asked the number the first time, wouldn't you think he'd say the rest as numbers? Everything else though that's messed lol. Especially the ending. Good vid ^^

[TeHGoodReverend]

Chef doesnt like change? Guess he isnt gonna vote for Obama...

[kjang1994]

omg im chinese

[654321825]

"I would like two coces pleas". "What number".

Man that's funny a number for a coac.

[ingotryxd]

rofl

[jjasekk]

ahhahahaha dude i get that shit everytime i order chinese food

[jjasekk]

LOLOLOL i rofled

[ManaDeplete]

ROFL thats so messed up and funny xD

[SIlvermac]

what the hell

[tumbika]

funny :)))

[gnookergi]

lol

[ThePunisher645]

hahaha he play joke on you! XP lol!

[ppcaze]

Is my fried rice ready yet?

[VileRiley]

Hahaha this shits funny.

[T3hDreeKo]

LOL...!!

[JamesKedrick]

what the hell is lol. thats so stupid.

[AnnLynnChan]

haha...

[protopunx]

lol hella funny

[zhanghe917]

why it is not playing

[Hewhomustdie]

It's working on my end...might be something on your end.

[gunner512]

two cokes. what number?

lol.

[happywallaby]

take-out recipe

surprise chinois

six cups ground lead.

one tablespoon formaldehyde.

one mattel toy, diced and sauteed.

two dogs a-barking (substitute one partridge in hemlock tree if desired).

one noodle, dusted in cyanide.

four teaspoons sausage.

blend at medium speed 15 minutes.

do not eat. dispose of in hazardous materials bin.

[emopandan]

anesone vs keshone

!

[Hewhomustdie]

Okay? Is that Swedish? What does it mean?

[wllwei]

5 stars

[wllwei]

who could help me to write the words?

[wllwei]

I can't understand what they said completely. who could write the words? thanks.

[Astroman28]

this is so funny

[polychronio]

American accent is funny too.

[sharnan5]

im frm asia..this is funny !!

[JessieW]

LMAO hilarious!!

[hoofhearted16]

lmfao omgad this is hilarious. but i assure you, i'm chinese and my dad owns a restaurant, and they certainly don't do that ROFL

[loserfreakdorkx3]

i love how the chinese guy goes "WHAT, WHAT?!" lmfao

[ninjaXsubmarine]

lol

[geshta2005]

ROFLMAO XD

[shunt1974]

im asian i find this funny as hell

[Hewhomustdie]

Thank you Shunt1974...please pass the word.

[chowing0823]

hahhahhaa..............:) So damn funny.

[hommylen18]

rofl

[trogdorkilah]

lol

[DarkVivi0220]

2 cokes.. what number please? LMAO that made my day

[Spriggan107]

was this a custom production or part of a TV skit? Props on the script and acting, they were both really good!

[Hewhomustdie]

This was a two camera setup in a T.V. studio shot on beta. It was part of a variety show that aired once in the Los Angeles area. Thanks for the compliments.

[flashbutterfly]

very funny!

[peatmoss178]

ahahah

[subrayo]

AWESOME!!!

[XxHydexX]

lol.. hilarious!

[xbbychi]

"what number please?" LOLOLS awesomes =]

[Applejack70]

I wonder if this guy's business is prospering!

[JeremyDanielDavis]

It's prospering only when you don't change anything on the menu.  Chef don't like change.

[playaaplayaa]

rofl "what number please"

[chacotaco10]

SON OF A BITCH.. HAHAHA

[drsnowmon]

lol he said, "I fight u now, I fight your cousine!"

[zHaNgerS]

that guy got PWNED!

so funny :P

[CuBaBloDpR17]

haha good video

[joymonster]

very funny! thanks!

[Hewhomustdie]

Thank you for the comment!

[york200]

this is funny man..what number please??