How To Open A Box

[kayliebugg1999]

lol



[CondorDMaDnD2ed]

Large view count equals success?, you think your funny, so many unintelligent people on you tube, what a waste.

[switchfootrocks1]

Still one of my favorite videos of yours. XD

[johnjung806]

Song? When that dude comes out

[messygirl2009]

XD

[RandomCatty]

box vs. person in random suit with random voice

[poorari13]

was it so hard to just get a pair of scissors?! XD

[mrfriendlyclown]

man you're on fire

[blackCuddles]

hate it when mouths full of fv<k

[CATLOVER27Maeveis]

Some one should put the fire out

[TalynCo]

Man your sword is blunt Onision.

[Validarity007]

WHY SO SERIOUSSS?!

[chadresponds]

AND THATS HOW YOU OPEN A BOX! LOLLLLL Fucking hilarious

[HorrorRockChick]

the insanity

[rainbowsockmonkey69]

it it me or does he sound and look hot as a demonic person(please thumbs up it so)

[BreakTheSkyMyseIf]

His hair is so luscious.

[Keltset87]

I am surprised UPS let's you share their training videos

[Tinabaleana]

That is hot.

[yaybuddy69]

Your father must be so proud...freak.

[harmish100]

fukk u2!!

[randomzoonerd]

Nightmares forever lol

[144Skyhawk]

You should of: when you opin the box you should of put anouther box and did it all over again.

[arielboyd12]

this is was my first onision video i watched..that was about a year ago too...

[blackplague22666]

thats right show that boxs whos boss

[RAFAnachoRAT]

all that and there isnt even a piece of paper or anything...................lol

[Tylerallan24]

Ooooh! So that's how I do it!

[NeckTutu]

onision, you look really pretty with straightened hair !

[XXBlackandRedAngelXX]

i opened the box like this and the result was i broke my chinese porcline doll that my great grandma gave me 4 my birthday... sorry nana onision made me do it.

[themadhatter10771]

all the cool kids open boxes like that....

[vanessanjohnny4ever]

XD fav...sub...like...love. <3

[iluvpichu]

Look at the keywords near bottom... Ha hah greg

[iluvpichu]

I liked the first dude better

[monkario12fan12]

I just watched to see what was inside the box.

[nightfury3217]

That was pretty funny lol

[TheLalabula]

I FAVORITED. Because.......... WELL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GREG. ♥

[coralcay222]

Were you eating a piece of ginger with mustard on it..?

[elly447]

he makes a sexy demon

[Christina61089]

i am scared ..................

[xEliteHawkz]

What the hell did I just watch?

[BalletFreak12345]

Almost pissed my pants

[monstersouplover]

Was I supposed to be scared?

[LifeIsAVictoria]

ok, so pour water and tear open... Thank you, Onision!

And I like your old stuff better, just saying. not that your new stuff is shit... yeah...

=D

[evitialuvsyuh]

Holy shit that's demonic dude

[brnadycat25]

Hay that video was just so... horrible.......

[lg519285]

I'll have what ever he's smokeing

[supermarioman243]

I did just like you did in the video, but now my new computer won't work. What did I do wrong?

[AgentBklynProduction]

@supermarioman243 Maybe u broke the computer? Plus did u do EVERYTHING in the video? If u did then yea u broke it but I get the joke XD

[crissylover1]

What was in the box?!

[FatmanXVII]

@crissylover1 From the looks of the picture on the outside and the random bases, it was a chair...

[19dynamite96]

THAT, gentlemen, is how to open a FUCKING box.

[imurdaddy1222]

how do you close it?

[MrsWeirdo347]

What was in the box????



[dustynmaster]

This was on my birthday :D

Oh.. I forgot nobody cares.

[TheSportsfreak96]

What is this, im so satanist?!?!?!

[albertulinski]

someone had to notice he sounded like omega shenron from gt!

[BoxFace775]

when i opend my new tv it was broken D:

[MedusasLover168]

The Onision way is always better

[XxSymplegadesxX]

Thanks! I really needed to know how to open this box i have here, now i know how! =]

[AnimeDJ1872]

I normally get christmas presents in boxes.. WELL! Time to use this how-to video! :D

[XxCeCemaybeexx]

hmm i wonder how he opens a door

[XxCeCemaybeexx]

well, i was doing THAT wrong 0.0

[KrazyKalicoKat]

Thumbs up if you noticed the box is flat at 0:30!?!?!?!?! Yay now i know how to open a box :D and just in time for christmas :D

[WickedxDemonix]

This is how I feel when I try to open a box of Mac-N-Cheese...when it has that little "press here to open" tabs..

[MateuszBartosik]

You're totally screwed up :D

[iBNinjafied]

You should be in horror movies Greg.

[kat678123]

1:29 - 1:58 ...........HOLY SHIT!! =)

[TheItuber]

Oh WoW how did you come on that sword

[SpecOpsSnipes2001]

He is the funniest

[tails1010]

What was in the box?

[josephvidproductions]

OMG ONISION YOUR SO AWESOME AND THIS VIDEO IS SO HILARIOUS ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER VIDS AND I LOVE YOU & YOUR VIDS DONT STOP MAKIN THEM!!!! :D

[ShimmeringDoor]

now i know how to open a box. Thank you Onision :D

[BobbyPatJr]

This is a horror movie, about a box..

[Dafoodmaster]

If it had been a FUCKING DECENT SWORD IT WOULD HAVE WORKED!

Fuckin' voices allways messing 'round with substandard swords..

[HalfNinjja]

622 people thought this was a real how-to video.

[tiger123655]

OMG ONISION KILLED ONISION WHERE WILL WE GET ARE RETARDED YET STRANGELY FUNNY COMEDY NOW!?

[RawrberryPoptartz]

OH MY GOD, GREG!

...IS THE SWORD OKAY?! DD:

[scatbannana]

alright who let greg listen to heavy metal?

[ThatThereStranger]

4 words dick in a box

[wolfkelsey1]

of course onision has a sword.

[pinkpolkadotz22]

satanic onision?!

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@pinkpolkadotz22  Douche

[pinkpolkadotz22]

@ZaarBloodletter666 i was talkin about the costume and voice and i was jk...i love onision....think before you speak genius

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@pinkpolkadotz22 I know, dumbfuck....Satanists DO NOT act like that. Know the facts before you make other people look stupid. GENIUS.

[pinkpolkadotz22]

@ZaarBloodletter666 ok dont hurt yourself just calm down and shutup no need to start all this drama and if you look again it says JK so shutup PLEASE

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@pinkpolkadotz22 Hahaha wow you're really bent up. Lol thats funny. You freak out just because someone stands up for themselves. Its okay, we forgive you X)

[pinkpolkadotz22]

@ZaarBloodletter666 i guess? i dont need to be forgiven by the likes of you O.o

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@pinkpolkadotz22 Nobody NEEDS to be forgiven by anyone lol. It is only my sympathy for the ignorant that brings me to say that

[IzzyVonScareCrow]

Onision, where did you get that bad ass jumpsuit??:D

[pslok77]

Double Onision?

[Shadowblood211]

And thts how u open ur mom

[pslok77]

How About You Go F*ck Yourself [Shows Middle Finger] [ Shoots Onision With A Gun] lol

[MyIcecreamgirl]

I think he broke his laptop............

[iitsamberbby]

650 people couldn't get the box open

[kev5384]

i gotta say the fact that everything that came in the box was still in great condition shows how pro you are

[username30296]

Hey im stuck on step 1 can sum1help please

[LitedPixel]

I tried this and I broke My new Laptop......But my box was still in tact.....so its ALRITE

[Steeeliie]

favorite video by you..<3

[WolfSoul89]

wait, you are joking too much about listening voices in your head..mhhh..

[TheRasmusBorup]

isn't he a part of SLIPKNOT?!?!

[drgdfhg]

He totally rapped the poor defenseless little box right infront of my eyes. :(

[bananacreampie4]

I FAVED THIS VIDEO ONISION! you tolf me to tell you so i am telling you!

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

0:15 Well thanks very much... now all my little tarantulas I ordered are dead... :-(

(LOL!)

[LonelyEmo027]

well... now im kinda scared of u

[Choloz22]

theres babies in the box!

[rovan1]

haha this was great :D i just get scissors thoough <_< cardboard + scissors = pwnaged :P

[chemlin]

Whats inside the box?  iJustine.

[Seapony1219]

*FRAGILE* o shit.

[JooOreSaikou]

lol the fire

[DntLikMeDntCare11]

God someone needs some theropy.

[epicookies123]

Step 1: BEAT BOX UP WITH SWORD

Step 2: PUT WATER ON BOX

Step 3: RIP OPEN BOX

Step 4: SAY, "THATS HOW YOU OPEN A BOX"

[StalkingCheez]

Best costume ever

[madmelidy31]

lol... did u consider that you have carpet?

[ShazzayBabay]

Im gonna do this from now on :D

[belikeacloud32]

*GORGEOUS EYES*

[HollywoodWhore16]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH...

[iToasterman]

Problems...

[itsalexeverybody]

my dad has a delivery business... he wouldn't last long doing this lol

[UtauAndIkutoInwuv]

I opened my box just like that , it worked so well like fuck

[Huskieify]

of course onision would have a sword

[girisawesomeness]

he scares me.....

[jo20042008]

I guess he really loves mustard!

[matthewthereviewer]

Onision: Hey man, what you got there?

Me: Oh, just get the Iphone 4...but my fingernails are too short...mind opening it for me?

Onision: SURE! :D

*25 minutes later*

Me: ;____;

[kittyk759]

@matthewthereviewer its Gregory -.-

[TheMegab]

physco much?

[TheDeviantation]

Get a real katana if you want one, not a sheet metal replica. They're so shit!

[franticsponge1995]

I wonder if anyone has knocked on his door while having that face paint on XD

[MrJokerface80]

ohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !! made me so freakin wet !! damn onision we need to hook up ... iam a stri8t gay ,,but for u i would be an alien to hook up with u baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe

[WhiteWallsBlackInk]

First oni vid I saw. <3

[lilyissocoll]

wha whoa why the fuck do u have a sword....someone should take that away from u

[NevrLikedYouNevrWill]

@stepitupgirlz1 Do you not have any sense of humor, whatsoever? I am fairly certain on the fact that he knows how to open a box "normally". He makes these videos for humor purposes. Your comment on this video makes you look terribly transparent. If you don't know how to laugh, don't watch his videos. Also, adding "dumb ass" to the end makes you look worse as it suggests that you think you're better than him in some way.

[Sephy100]

Crazy thing is, some jackass is actually gonna open it his way

[larzakajugganot]

i will you this Technic this Christmas

[SISSYPOO101]

Oh ok i thought before i turned the video on i would realize ive been opening boxes wrong for my whole lie but no i was releaved because ive opened boxes like this for my whole life

[stepitupgirlz1]

way to open a f***in box. y cant u open it like a normal person dumb ass

[skittlehappymatt]

WHAT? Fucktarded vioce in my head!

[RockandRollKinG1000]

love the bondage dude :)

[bigworm5153]

i did this everytime i got a package from the mail man....we don't get mail anymore:(

[wordlesslies2]

...T-T I opened my box just like you said onision, but now my laptop has a sword mark in it.....damn claymore

[ThePedroOuro]

You could've just used a pair of scissors.

[kaysan29]

Um who gave Onision a Sword ......

[archibald0dickworth]

did i hear the silent hill siren?? :O

[archibald0dickworth]

press 3 repeatedly to open a box :D

[renburg33]

Press 5 so we can GET SOGGY

[JynxxyDoll]

I think I am good doing it my way XD

[Guascast]

With the pistol? :P

[pmorefreak97]

..... where did you get that sword?

[kittyk759]

.......what if there was a baby in there...o,o

[miamibeachchic28540]

So... What was in the box? ._.

[EmmaKattyTv]

that actually kind of totally scared me.

[OnlineImprovComedy1]

I really want to know this character's name

[darkrainbowfilms]

@OnlineImprovComedy1 Its just onision :D

[darkrainbowfilms]

@OnlineImprovComedy1 Its just onision :D or the dark side of him =/

[LittleSister942]

@darkrainbowfilms actually pretty much Onision ALL THE TIME

[darkrainbowfilms]

@LittleSister942 XD

[tobitobide]

@OnlineImprovComedy1 He used to just call him "Dark Oni" or "Villain"

[dumshitonly]

I love how your not concerned about the raging inferno behind you

[Chester5704]

so let me get this straight..... this is how a devil worshiper opens a box..... good to know

[ProblemKappaKappa]

@Chester5704 hes agnostic but ok?

[Chester5704]

@ProblemKappaKappa i called him a devil worshiper because of the makeup and way he opened the box.... it was a joke, get a sense of humor

[123becutebunny20]

u didnt send him a cat



[ABI11295]

Ahahahaa you killed it xP <3

[JordanCal11]

Didn't work for me. I think I put the wrong make up on

[dawsonfanforever123]

Onision would be good as 1 of those killers in a horror film

[MyVesta]

ur actualy kind of scary but ur still cool :)

[augury010]

It must be fun to be you sometimes. ^_^

[morganablackrat]

i love your outfit <3

[TimeToDanceBden]

If you watch from just 1:29 to 1:56, this could easily be confused for an exorcism.

[RandomCpIce]

keep pressing 1 it looks like he humps it

[MarisaLeigh214]

not gonna lie... this scared me a little but :O

[AshleyLagaresIsSexy]

I do this every Christmas.

[cerdamasterjgc]

note to self never tell onision to open a box for you

[EatMyCookie1234]

A devil worshipping video?

[MrsFunneeh]

My mom walked in to my room while i was watching this and i was about at 1:35. She thought i was watching a devil worshiping video.. :D

[boybot8]

oh..... THATS how to open a box